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Japanese man marries virtual girlfriend [DS]
Wednesday November 25, 01:06 PM 

A Japanese gamer has taken the highly unusual step of ‘marrying’ his videogame sweetheart, in what must have been a very bizarre ceremony recently.

The gamer, known only as Sal9000, is a big fan of the Nintendo DS romance ‘em up, ‘Love Plus’, in which players attempt to woo their digital paramours with flowers, lavish dates and such. The behaviour of these in-game girlfriends then changes dependent on how they’re treated. Ah, so true!

Ahem, anyway, Sal9000’s pretend romance came to a frankly worrying conclusion when he eventually plighted his troth to his silicon ladyfriend – a modest lass named ‘Nene Anegasaki’ – during a ceremony overseen by an actual priest and witnessed by dozens of onlookers at a recent technology festival in Tokyo.

Heck knows how Sal9000 is now planning to consummate the marriage – perhaps that’s the substance of an especially twisted Love Plus minigame. However the priest involved has since stated that the ceremony was neither official nor legally-binding. In any case the marriage, such as it is, is likely to end in disappointment, as it turns out that Sal9000 is something of a ladykiller when it comes to digital girlfriends. By all accounts he has a string of similar romances already behind him.

Hmmm, well, there’s a name for chaps like that. Either way, the words ‘only’, ‘in’ and ‘Japan’ are springing all too readily to mind...

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Reply #1 on: November 25, 2009, 04:29:26 PM
saw it yesterday on screwattack....had a good time laughing


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Reply #2 on: November 25, 2009, 04:30:18 PM
Japan is becoming a lot like Baskin-Robbins, I must say.


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Reply #3 on: November 25, 2009, 04:44:36 PM
Japan is becoming a lot like Baskin-Robbins, I must say.

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Baskin-Robbins marry virtual people too!? o-O



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Reply #4 on: November 25, 2009, 04:47:17 PM
Baskin-Robbins marry virtual people too!? o-O
yes

I'm sure someone knows their slogan.
"Where wonders never cease"?


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Reply #5 on: November 25, 2009, 05:00:18 PM
*cue Shaggy voice* Like, do you know what the [parasitic bomb] is going on in that guy's mind, Scoob?

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Reply #6 on: November 25, 2009, 05:28:54 PM
What is this I don't even



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Reply #7 on: November 25, 2009, 05:47:11 PM

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Reply #8 on: November 25, 2009, 05:59:08 PM
Holy damn. This opens up a whole new world for Sub Tank, Asena, Quickie, Rad, me and pretty much every other artist out there.

WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN WIVES/HUSBANDS

POWER TO US!



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Reply #9 on: November 25, 2009, 06:41:27 PM
We hit the jackpot.



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Reply #10 on: November 25, 2009, 06:46:04 PM
They´ll get divorsed soon...she will find a better player soon


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Reply #11 on: November 25, 2009, 06:46:42 PM
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Reply #12 on: November 25, 2009, 07:21:34 PM
What a world we live in.. like that time Obama made a random turkey the first bird.

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

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Reply #13 on: November 25, 2009, 07:23:47 PM
WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN WIVES/HUSBANDS
The fundies are going to love this.


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Reply #14 on: November 25, 2009, 07:26:44 PM
wat? you and your crazy post edits.. dern kids these days..

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

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Reply #15 on: November 25, 2009, 07:28:59 PM
wat? you and your crazy post edits.. dern kids these days..
Oh, no. You found my extraneous closing quote tag. I DID IT. I WAS THE ONE WHO [EXPUNGED].


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Reply #16 on: November 25, 2009, 08:14:08 PM
This isn't exactly new. Wasn't it like a year or so ago where a group of otaku who wanted to marry anime characters tried to make it legal? Eventually, this expanded into video game characters too.



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Reply #17 on: November 25, 2009, 09:18:24 PM
This isn't exactly new.


My apologies. I don't exactly keep my finger on the pulse of internet news.

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Reply #18 on: November 25, 2009, 10:59:08 PM
Holy damn. This opens up a whole new world for Sub Tank, Asena, Quickie, Rad, me and pretty much every other artist out there.

WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN WIVES/HUSBANDS

POWER TO US!
Please don't. I weep for you if you lose your virginity to a DRAWING. Then again, WHY THE [tornado fang] NOT?

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Reply #19 on: November 25, 2009, 11:38:06 PM




I was gonna post that picture of a guy with like 12 copies running at the same time but I seem to have deleted it. D: I'm silly.



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Reply #20 on: November 25, 2009, 11:42:56 PM
THAT PIC! JESUS CHRIST!
I'm going to have nightmares now. ;___;



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Reply #21 on: November 26, 2009, 01:15:27 AM
THAT PIC! JESUS CHRIST!
I'm going to have nightmares now. ;___;
What, the Lapras? Why?


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Reply #22 on: November 26, 2009, 01:22:59 AM
Oh my fricking god, this is creepy.



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Reply #23 on: November 26, 2009, 01:27:17 AM




I was gonna post that picture of a guy with like 12 copies running at the same time but I seem to have deleted it. D: I'm silly.

[tornado fang], that is so [tornado fang]ing creepy. *shudders*



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Reply #24 on: November 26, 2009, 01:30:51 AM
Please don't. I weep for you if you lose your virginity to a DRAWING. Then again, WHY THE [tornado fang] NOT?

Wouldn't that actually be a piece of paper? Who the heck would consider having sex with a piece of paper? People who never heard of paper cuts. That's who!