Guy slices burglar dead with samurai sword for attempted robbery =O

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http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bal-md.samurai16sep16,0,114199.story
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bal-sword-killing0917,0,16472.story

He didn't really "chop the guy off", as he only struck once. But still.



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I'm NOT messing with this guy, period. And it was a Katana blade (one of the types of swords that are several ft. long and are used by samuarais, generally speaking the kind of sword). >.>;

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Well that's one way to defend your self from a burglar.  :P

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I want to say that was awesome, but im not sure WHAT to say. All I know is, nobody's fuckin' with him ever again.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reminds me of that lady that killed her husband with a katana at a gas station, or something along those lines.
The article made me laugh pretty hard.

He didn't really "chop the guy off", as he only struck once. But still.
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struck the intruder no more than twice

Also, what.
Unless you're talking about how in the second article it says it was one downward strike or something like that.



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thats just, wierd, killing some dude with a fricking katana? Now all you need is spiky hair and be overly emo or something.
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thats just, wierd, killing some dude with a fricking katana?

Well, the guy did steal his stuff.

And lunged at him.


Man's gotta defend himself, y'know?



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This made my day.



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Unless you're talking about how in the second article it says it was one downward strike or something like that.
I am. If you angle it at around 30-40 degrees vertically, you can easily slash the neck and the hand in a single motion, which are what the article describes were the burglar's wounds. Thus one strike, two hits.



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Sounds like you're familiar with this sort of thing. 8D



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Reply #10 on: September 21, 2009, 02:38:31 AM
like you said, a dudes gotta defend himself ya know?
A katana is a useful weapon to have in case of a robbery, but most people grab what they can get, so a katana was a surprising weapon to use in a robery. Lol im guessing that he was practicing his moves for red steel 2 and wii sports resort?



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Reply #11 on: September 21, 2009, 02:48:45 AM
I think Shiki would be using a knife, not a katana.


I dunno, just a RANDOM guess. >_>



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Reply #12 on: September 21, 2009, 03:04:51 AM
You have to master every type of weapon, plus, why use a tiny little blade when you could have a nice, big one?



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Reply #13 on: September 21, 2009, 03:06:22 AM
Just ask him.



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Reply #14 on: September 21, 2009, 05:40:49 AM
I think Shiki would be using a knife, not a katana.
Technically, you would be right, but this can be taken both ways depending on who you're asking, me or my friend. ;)





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Reply #15 on: September 21, 2009, 05:49:07 AM
I heard this story last Monday on my local news.  The details they gave were that the burglar's hand was lopped off and he was slashed and died at the scene. 

Makes me want some live metal even more.  For protection of course.


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Reply #16 on: September 21, 2009, 06:09:44 AM
...Did anyone else first read this as "Guy slices burger dead..." or was it just me?



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Reply #17 on: September 21, 2009, 07:32:34 AM
You're not alone PB.
And man, truly never mess with this guy.


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Reply #18 on: September 21, 2009, 07:42:41 AM
...Did anyone else first read this as "Guy slices burger dead..." or was it just me?

nope, totally read it that way too  XD



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Reply #19 on: September 21, 2009, 07:59:54 AM
Haha, glad I'm not the only one.

Could've been the Hamburglar! 



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Reply #20 on: September 21, 2009, 08:01:48 AM
Could've been the Hamburglar! 
He had it coming for years.


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Reply #21 on: September 21, 2009, 09:23:44 AM
...Did anyone else first read this as "Guy slices burger dead..." or was it just me?
I saw it too. I STILL do. XD

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #22 on: September 21, 2009, 02:48:09 PM
thats just, wierd, killing some dude with a fricking katana? Now all you need is spiky hair and be overly emo or something.

That already happened some years ago in my country. Some FFVIII obsessed emo kid with Squall's hairdo killed his parents with a katana (no it didn't have a gun attached). It gave gamers quite a bad reputation for a while.

Technically, you would be right, but this can be taken both ways depending on who you're asking, me or my friend. ;)



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Reply #23 on: September 21, 2009, 03:35:25 PM
I wish she was my friend.



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Reply #24 on: September 22, 2009, 01:26:10 AM
We all do, plus I kinda dont watch that anime or manga.

I didnt read the burger one. Or I just didnt catch it

and yes, I want her to be my friend as well.