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Title: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)
Post by: Zx on April 29, 2009, 04:38:06 AM
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Jodi Wykle knew her son would be thrilled when she gave him a new Nintendo DS for his birthday.

Instead, he was rocked.

According to WTSP-TV, the confused teen opened up his gift only to find bunch of stones and a rolled up Chinese newspaper in place of the popular handheld.

All I got was a rock.

Needless to say, mom was equally stunned.

"When he opened it, he was pulling the seal off, my sister-in-law carries a pocket knife and she opened it and that's when he pulled it out and it was Chinese newspaper and a bunch of rocks," she explained.

The troubling discovery prompted the Florida woman to contact the local Wal-Mart where she bought the curious box and complain, but reportedly workers there told her it wasn't their problem and that she should contact Nintendo instead. Of course, Nintendo told her roughly the same thing, leaving mother and son with a $138 box of rocks.

"They don't want to do nothing. They want me to keep the box of rocks. I'm not buying a box of rocks for $138," she said.

Amazingly enough, however, Wal-Mart soon caved after learning that the same box of rocks had been previously returned by another disgruntled customer. How exactly it made it back onto store shelves remains a mystery, but for her troubles, Wykle was given a full refund and a $20 gift card.

It's not the first time Wal-Mart has gotten into hot water for selling a questionable handheld. Earlier this month, a PSP system bought at a different Wal-Mart store in Florida was found to contain a memory stick filled with pornographic images.
http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/florida-teen-finds-rocks-in-nintendo-ds-box/1308945

A $20 gift card!? [tornado fang] yeah!

Mod power abuse - Yeah, I couldn't help myself. XD
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks!
Post by: Rad Lionheart on April 29, 2009, 04:41:01 AM
COOL STORY, BABIES.

But that reminded me of seeing the video on YouTube about a boy getting a PSP for his birthday and it's memory card had porn on it.
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks!
Post by: Klavier Gavin on April 29, 2009, 04:42:21 AM
Old news indeed. (http://gonintendo.com/?p=80428)

But that reminded me of seeing the video on YouTube about a boy getting a PSP for his birthday and it's memory card had porn on it.

That still makes me lol.
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks!
Post by: Sky Child on April 29, 2009, 04:42:38 AM
But that reminded me of seeing the video on YouTube about a boy getting a PSP for his birthday and it's memory card had porn on it.
That was in the article. :V
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks!
Post by: Rad Lionheart on April 29, 2009, 04:43:31 AM
I didn't read no article.
I just read the quote.
[tornado fang] link clicking!
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks!
Post by: Satoryu on April 29, 2009, 05:17:51 AM
the quote is the article.
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks!
Post by: Rad Lionheart on April 29, 2009, 05:19:06 AM
When I read it, there was nothing of the PSP and porn.
I either missed it, or it got edited in to make me look like a fool.
Which is totally what everyone has been doing these past few days. >: |
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks!
Post by: Solar on April 29, 2009, 05:39:08 AM
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It's not the first time Wal-Mart has gotten into hot water for selling a questionable handheld. Earlier this month, a PSP system bought at a different Wal-Mart store in Florida was found to contain a memory stick filled with pornographic images.

No one edited it, it's just the very last line of the article =P
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks!
Post by: Rad Lionheart on April 29, 2009, 05:43:31 AM
I didn't read it.
I stopped at the gift card stuff.
Don't know why though.
Too long ago, long term memory loss.
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of cocks!
Post by: Sub Tank on April 29, 2009, 05:48:28 AM
i definitely didn't change the subject title
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks!
Post by: Jericho on April 29, 2009, 06:04:47 AM
I'm reallllly tempted to do so now. XD
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of cocks!
Post by: Protoman Blues on April 29, 2009, 06:05:52 AM
i definitely didn't change the subject title

Please draw this.
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks!
Post by: Rad Lionheart on April 29, 2009, 06:06:48 AM
How does he draw it?

Oh wait, with tits right?
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks!
Post by: borockman on April 29, 2009, 06:08:31 AM
That sounds very gory now.  XD
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks!
Post by: Protoman Blues on April 29, 2009, 06:11:04 AM
How does he draw it?

Oh wait, with tits right?

I'd think the girl opening it would have tits, and be shocked by the NDS box full of Cocks. 
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks!
Post by: Jericho on April 29, 2009, 06:13:50 AM
Until she realizes that it's a box full of cocks. 8D
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks!
Post by: Rad Lionheart on April 29, 2009, 06:23:52 AM
Oh my! Caulks you say?
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)
Post by: Jericho on April 29, 2009, 06:29:37 AM
Thread title change for relevance. XD
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)
Post by: Rad Lionheart on April 29, 2009, 06:32:51 AM
Nice, good call.
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)
Post by: Romantic Fool on April 29, 2009, 06:40:18 AM
Well at least this isn't as bad as that boy who got his dick bitten off by a calf.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)
Post by: Jericho on April 29, 2009, 06:41:12 AM
Dear God, that had to hur--

Wait, what was he doing exposing his dick to a calf? ???
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)
Post by: Rad Lionheart on April 29, 2009, 06:42:19 AM
I kinda wanted to know, but now I don't.
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)
Post by: Solar on April 29, 2009, 06:42:36 AM
Your minds would be better off not knowing.
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)
Post by: borockman on April 29, 2009, 06:42:52 AM
Dare games gone wrong?
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)
Post by: Rad Lionheart on April 29, 2009, 06:44:40 AM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y130/rad_lionheart/train.jpg)
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)
Post by: Klavier Gavin on April 29, 2009, 06:45:00 AM
Wait, what was he doing exposing his dick to a calf? ???

Beasteality? >_>
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)
Post by: Jericho on April 29, 2009, 06:47:50 AM
Figures. XD
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)
Post by: Solar on April 29, 2009, 06:50:08 AM
Beasteality? >_>

Pedobeastiality
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)
Post by: Rad Lionheart on April 29, 2009, 06:50:42 AM
Do I need to post the derailment train again? XD
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)
Post by: Romantic Fool on April 30, 2009, 01:43:47 AM
Hold on, let me dig it up.

"BOY DIES WHEN PRACTICAL JOKE GOES WRONG

Just after 12:30 PM, Screams were heard from the barn at Shining Point Stables. Several of the farm hands run to the scene to find 16-year old Danial Tuttle in front of one of the newborn calfs, with pants half down, and bleeding heavily from the groin area.

He was rushed to New Hope hospital but died shortly after.

After an investigation of the scene police soon found out that two other farm hands coaxed the young man into placing his genitalia in the mouth of the newborn calf, By telling him that the calf would think that it was an utter and would try to nurse.

Just after everyone left for lunch, 16 year old Tuttle stayed back to finish up some work. Shortly after, everyone heard the screams, they said the two boys broke out in a fit of laughter.

Both boys confessed that they told 16-year old Tuttle that htey had both regurly done the same thing, but denyed this to authorities.

The boys said that they didn't expect him to do it, but just wanted to joke with him.

The boys said they never told their work companion that when a calf cannot get mild from the utter he will bite and kneed it with their teeth in order to make the milk flow.

No charges have been filed at this time. But sources say the mother of 16-year old Tuttle will file a wrongful death suit, and possibly a slander suit as well."

Gah, I remember reading it somewhere else as a picture. This is probably two years ago.
Title: Re: OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)
Post by: Jericho on April 30, 2009, 01:46:19 AM
And with that, thread is locked. Sad too since I only kept it open this long thinking that someone would post a pic of a box full of cocks. XD