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Off The Wall / JAPAN BANS NEARLY EVERY THEME IN ADULT GAMES
« on: June 24, 2009, 01:09:12 AM »Quote
The EOCS adult game censorship regulations imposed in response to feminist criticism have finally been revealed in detail, and it seems they are shockingly draconian, practically banning all pictures and text which stray from the missionary position.
Not just [twin slasher] and loli are now banned; all group sex, kinkiness and anything else which might cause trouble or offence is banned, whether in pictures or text; it is difficult to characterise such a sweeping ban as anything but a complete victory for opponents of freedom of expression and sexuality.
The full list of what is now completely off limits to adult games published through traditional channels:
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[twin slasher]
Loli
Gang [twin slasher]
Assault
Brutality
“Reverse” [twin slasher]
Girl
Adultery
“Reverse” Assault
Compulsion
Gangbang
Student Council
Bestiality
Bondage
Coercion
Train Molestation
Enjo Kousai (Prostitution)
Incest
Torture
Binding
Pregnancy
Violation
Slaves
Pregnant Women
Confinement
Conception
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The ban covers all pictures, text, packaging and even the names of the publishers themselves.
Euphemisms are also banned, and the list will be added to as required. It seems the only major omission is homosexuality; it is also not clear whether the ban on pregnancy and conception means games must now feature obligatory contraception…
The source is a publisher quoting the EOCS guidelines for the benefit of their own partners, so it is still not a direct announcement, but seems as close to one as can be expected. This also confirms the previous publisher misgivings that a game featuring nekomimi and consensual pregnancy would be banned under the new regulations.
Details of how this may affect publishers and retail channels are covered in the previous articles, suffice to say it seems the retail trade in such games will be undergoing a severe contraction.
With such a spectacular success in censoring so broad an array of deviancy, it seems only a matter of time before a similar assault is launched against anime and manga, to say nothing of the wider pornography industry…
I got this from www.sankakucomplex MAYBE DOT COM, but I can't post the full link because the very first picture is some girl tied up in a chair with nipple clamps on her boobs and something going into her butt.
But anyway, on to the main topic...
WHY JAPAN
WHY
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Entertainment / That door opening sound effect from Doom is in everything.
« on: June 19, 2009, 11:03:08 PM »53
Off The Wall / When did the ??? emote get changed? It was like having a built in noobdar.
« on: June 11, 2009, 02:01:09 AM »
Now I have to read people's posts to figure out how stupid they are, instead of looking for sentences that are punctuated by confused servbot heads.
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Gaming / There should be a Metroid game where you play as a Metroid
« on: June 07, 2009, 03:52:26 AM »
And it should be called Samus.
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X / The Z Bustier
« on: May 29, 2009, 08:52:47 PM »
What exactly is the power this thing packs? I've notice both seem more powerful at close range. Here is a comparison with the X Bustier.
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Off The Wall / Worst posts you have ever read.
« on: May 28, 2009, 01:53:54 AM »
Some guy on GameFAQs was having a serious debate that he should not wash his hands after wiping his butt, because he claimed that his hands were being physically shielded by the toilet paper.
I'm never shaking anyone's hand ever again.
I'm never shaking anyone's hand ever again.
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Rockman Series / So Reploids eat Energy Crystals... and it's also their currency.
« on: May 28, 2009, 01:28:33 AM »
I don't think they thought this through.
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Gaming / LUNA ONLINE
« on: May 27, 2009, 04:25:32 AM »
I HAVE JUST STARTED A FANTASTIC ADVENTURE IN GPOTATO'S LATEST MMORPG LUNA ONLINE.
This is the story of PlayerOne, the greatest player character to ever explore "Blue Land."
I promise to do whatever quest your cleavage tells me to set out on.
I just got an exclamation mark, in my pants.
For some reason everyone in this game looks like 5-year-olds except for the NPCs.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAVEL, I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
TO BE CONTINUED...
This is the story of PlayerOne, the greatest player character to ever explore "Blue Land."
I promise to do whatever quest your cleavage tells me to set out on.
I just got an exclamation mark, in my pants.
For some reason everyone in this game looks like 5-year-olds except for the NPCs.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAVEL, I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Gaming / Let's come up with the most non-cliche game ever.
« on: April 23, 2009, 12:25:41 AM »
Setting:
Pre-post apocalyptic. There are no wars, but it's not peaceful. It is neither the future nor the past. You're in purgatory.
Go!
Pre-post apocalyptic. There are no wars, but it's not peaceful. It is neither the future nor the past. You're in purgatory.
Go!
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X / Has anyone ever noticed in X4...
« on: April 14, 2009, 11:11:23 PM »
Every boss has a Repliforce symbol under their health bar except for Split Mushroom, who has a Sigma Symbol.
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Zero / A question that probably only Zan will be able to answer
« on: April 11, 2009, 09:23:51 PM »
Were Weil's memories turned into data simply to remind him of what he did all the time, or was it to prevent him from regenerating as a mindless zombie like Sigma in X6?
I mean, I know Weil is old and all, but I can't see him forgetting everything he did unless his face got blown off and he had to regenerate a new brain.
I mean, I know Weil is old and all, but I can't see him forgetting everything he did unless his face got blown off and he had to regenerate a new brain.
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Gaming / Video games take so long to get to the "game" part these days.
« on: April 06, 2009, 12:51:48 PM »
What's with all these unskippable CG cutscenes? Tutorials? Training missions? Buttloads of story and dialogue?
You're supposed to be thrown into a game in the middle of immediate danger, with little to no idea what to do, and an unhelpful instruction manual. It's all part of the magic.
You're supposed to be thrown into a game in the middle of immediate danger, with little to no idea what to do, and an unhelpful instruction manual. It's all part of the magic.
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Gaming / Dragon Quest 8
« on: April 02, 2009, 07:32:25 AM »
This game has been sitting on my shelf for years, so I finally decided to play through it.
I just started exploring and I found a T-Rex with an axe right next to the starting town that kills me in one hit. Other than that, it seems to be pretty cool.
I just started exploring and I found a T-Rex with an axe right next to the starting town that kills me in one hit. Other than that, it seems to be pretty cool.
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Off The Wall / If we were all trapped, starving, on a deserted island...
« on: March 28, 2009, 10:51:37 PM »
Who would we eat first?
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X / Zero was way cooler before he became playable.
« on: March 27, 2009, 02:32:57 AM »
Am I right guys or am I right?
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Gaming / FLYFF : Whatever FLYFF stands for
« on: March 16, 2009, 01:46:10 AM »
OH GOD I AM PLAYING FLYFF
You can take off all your clothes, and there's this glitch where you can ride around on your head, like so
except animated.
I would not be playing this if it were not free, but it's much better than I expected.
You can take off all your clothes, and there's this glitch where you can ride around on your head, like so
except animated.
I would not be playing this if it were not free, but it's much better than I expected.
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Challenge Mode / How high can you wall jump?
« on: March 14, 2009, 02:00:41 AM »
In real life.
I will not be held responsible for any injuries resulting from this thread.
I will not be held responsible for any injuries resulting from this thread.
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Anime & Manga / Old anime movies
« on: March 13, 2009, 11:43:21 PM »
I saw Ninja Scrolls a while ago, and it reminded me of how crazy, violent, sexually graphic, and over the top old anime movies were. So now I'm on a quest to find all the old anime movies I couldn't see as a kid.
The ones I remember seeing are both Vampire Hunter D movies, and Akira, which I think everyone has seen. Then there was this one about some android girl in the future who had a child with a human and there was this evil cooperation making evil android girls... or something like that. The ones I saw on video always had advertisements for Bio Hunter and Berserk, which I never saw.
Has anyone seen Mezzo Forte? Thanks to the internet, I know that for a 10 year old movie the sex scenes are better animated than the majority of actual hentai titles, so I'm curious if the rest of the movie is good.
The ones I remember seeing are both Vampire Hunter D movies, and Akira, which I think everyone has seen. Then there was this one about some android girl in the future who had a child with a human and there was this evil cooperation making evil android girls... or something like that. The ones I saw on video always had advertisements for Bio Hunter and Berserk, which I never saw.
Has anyone seen Mezzo Forte? Thanks to the internet, I know that for a 10 year old movie the sex scenes are better animated than the majority of actual hentai titles, so I'm curious if the rest of the movie is good.
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Gaming / Games where you can put points into things.
« on: March 10, 2009, 03:11:13 AM »
I like putting points into things. It's way better than picking GENERIC FIGHTER CLASS and watching his STRENGTH rise by a fixed number every level. I think the correct name for this is a "point buy" system. Unfortunately, I can't find many games where I'm allowed to do this.
Off the top of my head, I can come up with Diablo, Dragon Quest 8, and Final Fantasy Tactics. Help me find some more.
MMORPGs don't count. I am also excluding Xenosaga, because I refuse to understand how that point allocation system works.
Off the top of my head, I can come up with Diablo, Dragon Quest 8, and Final Fantasy Tactics. Help me find some more.
MMORPGs don't count. I am also excluding Xenosaga, because I refuse to understand how that point allocation system works.
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Gaming / Dream of Mirror Online - Fairly decent cell shaded free MMORPG
« on: February 11, 2009, 11:07:09 PM »
Kill pigs and [parasitic bomb]. Pretty simple but customizable job system like in FFT. You can change your job whenever, then mix and match skills from previous jobs. Some of the artwork was done by the same guy who did MMZ, which is pretty cool. You can apparently fly around on swords when you hit level 15. It's not bad as far as MMORPGs go. Also you can increase your bust size.
I give it a thumbs up. At least for a couple weeks.
EDIT: LINK http://domo.aeriagames.com/
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Gaming / Final Fantast Tictacs
« on: February 07, 2009, 12:17:08 AM »
So, I have been replaying this game on the PSP for a while. I really want to "do everything" this time, which is probably going to end up being a terrible mistake, but I'm having fun so far. Right now I have a level 1 Ramza, and 4 level 99 generics, because I am doing something very silly.
Anyone have any tips on how to turn my team into a ridiculous killing machine WITHOUT REPLACING EVERYONE WITH A SOLO ORLANDEAU?
I usually just do Knights with Two Swords (Dual Weild) and Hamedo (First Strike), then load them up with Blood Swords ([chameleon sting]ing Blood Swords). Supposedly Blade Grasp (Shirahadori) is way cheaper at max Brave, so I might do that this time. Dark Knight looks cool, but I have yet to unlock it.
Anyone have any tips on how to turn my team into a ridiculous killing machine WITHOUT REPLACING EVERYONE WITH A SOLO ORLANDEAU?
I usually just do Knights with Two Swords (Dual Weild) and Hamedo (First Strike), then load them up with Blood Swords ([chameleon sting]ing Blood Swords). Supposedly Blade Grasp (Shirahadori) is way cheaper at max Brave, so I might do that this time. Dark Knight looks cool, but I have yet to unlock it.
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Gaming / What would Mario RPG be like if Nintendo and Square made it today?
« on: January 30, 2009, 07:39:54 PM »
I think instead of playing as Mario, it would be about an effeminate young boy who falls into his toilet one day and gets flushed down the drain, then ends up in the Mushroom Kingdom. After befriending Mario, Geno, and Cloud they go on a magical journey together to stop some mysterious and evil organization from stealing all the Star Pieces. He also wears a lot of belts, and Mario uses a plunger sword.
What do you guys think?
What do you guys think?
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Off The Wall / I just logged in from the bottom of the page
« on: January 30, 2009, 01:45:30 AM »
How long has that been there for?
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X / Lucas Gibertson dubs the Green Biker Dude's inner monologue as he pops a wheelie
« on: January 21, 2009, 05:24:49 PM »
IF ONLY WE LIVED IN A WORLD WHERE DREAMS CAME TRUE.
Posted on: January 21, 2009, 18:16:13
It would be much more dramatic than the Iris death scene IMO.
Posted on: January 21, 2009, 18:16:13
It would be much more dramatic than the Iris death scene IMO.