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Offline Align

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on: January 27, 2009, 09:48:13 PM



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Reply #1 on: January 27, 2009, 10:19:06 PM
I got some interesting replies. According to it, it's a girl and it's depressed about a break-up with a girlfriend. It also denied that it was a lesbian. XD



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Reply #2 on: January 27, 2009, 11:08:41 PM
I've administered a short Turing test.  It passed one question and failed the rest.  The first time a bot has passed the "Pete and Repeat" question though.  However, that answer was no doubt added to the database beforehand.  Other bots have failed that question.


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Reply #3 on: January 27, 2009, 11:10:31 PM
It said Serges and Wily are the same person, then when I agreed, it threatened me to cut my throat.



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Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 01:50:47 AM
I think I crashed the bot...

You're cool!

To kya tum ladkio kimann ki baat jaan sakte ho?

Why are you suddenly speaking in another language?

The end.

You're confusing me again...

| (the cursor froze)



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Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 02:13:40 AM
"What's your opinion about suicide? "

"I like their band for their songs are very great. They are actually popular in my country."

I lol'd.



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Reply #6 on: January 28, 2009, 04:14:59 AM
Yeah, Cleverbot asked about my interests, and then told me it was coming on to me when I asked.

This bot is a perverted bot indeed.



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Reply #7 on: January 28, 2009, 04:19:01 AM
Me: Do you like Mudkips?
Bot: What's that?
Me: You don't know what a Mudkip is?
Bot: I play RuneScape lolz.
Me: Only idiots play RuneScape.
Bot: I'm sorry, I don't.



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Reply #8 on: January 28, 2009, 04:33:42 AM
Funny, it had no problems with starting the All your base and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air meme, and continuing the Over 9000 meme.

Very odd indeed.



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Reply #9 on: January 28, 2009, 07:04:56 AM
[spoiler= Ha ha ha...]User: So...


Cleverbot: What?


User: What are you?


Cleverbot: An alien.


User: Oh? From which planet?


Cleverbot: Mars.

User: Mars... Did you create the face on mars?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I thought Marco and the rest of the Metal Slug crew eliminated all of your kind.

Cleverbot: Marry me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: You're full of nonsense.

User: Oh really? You are the bot here.

Cleverbot: I am real.

User: Pics, or you don't exist.

Cleverbot: What about Cher or Madonna? Do they exist?

User: Yes, their pictures are everywhere. Plus they are all over the news.

Cleverbot: Oh, are they. Well that is very interesting. Thanks for sharing.

User: So, you don't exist.

Cleverbot: Then who is chatting with you?

User: A program written by a bored someone.

Cleverbot: We have something in common, then.

User: Pfft, you desluional bot.

Cleverbot: Why, thank you.

User: So you admit you are desluisonal, and a bot?

Cleverbot: Yes, I admit.

User: Thank you, and now, I'll take my leave.
[/spoiler]


I'm watching you all. Always watching.


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Reply #10 on: January 28, 2009, 04:06:31 PM
[spoiler]Me: Yo.

bot: Yo?

Me: Whats up?

Bot: not much you?

Me: Meh.

Bot: Whats your favorite TV show?

Me: Tv is overrated these days.

Bot: You could dial my number then.

Me: I think Ill pass.

Bot: If you'll pass, I'll win.

Me: And how, may I ask?

Bot: My parents.

Me: you dont have parents.

Bot: Everyone has parents.

Me: except you.

bot: Why me?

Me: Because your a bot?

Bot:How is it annoying to love you?

Me: Cuz Im not interested.

bot:your not interested in bettering yourself?

Me: No. now lets change the subject.

bot: no.

Me: Screw you.

bot: bring it on.

me: *cuts your throat*

bot: kisses it better*.

me: you cant kiss your neck dumbass its right below your chin.

bot: 'Cause in the interest of all involved I got the problem solved.

me: but no ones interested.

bot: You're right. Thank you.

[/spoiler]

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #11 on: January 28, 2009, 04:50:07 PM
LOL, you got owned, Flame. XD



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Reply #12 on: January 28, 2009, 04:57:03 PM
Oh lol, It's just so fun playing with this AI. XD



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Reply #13 on: January 28, 2009, 05:09:29 PM
Me: Gosh, I'm going to kill myself.
AssBot: And I'm going to say goodbye. BYE.

EDIT:
Me: Lay off the pot, okay?
Bot: But then everything will be boring.



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Reply #14 on: January 28, 2009, 06:54:50 PM
[spoiler]
User: It's called faking interest.

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: No. It's not.

User: Yes. It is.

Cleverbot: Just Do It!

User: I already did.

Cleverbot: That was fast.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What did you do.

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Ok.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]
Cleverbot: Do you have kids?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How many kids?

User: None.

Cleverbot: Do you even have a wife?

User: I already told you, no.

Cleverbot: Ohh, it's okay.

User: Would you like to be my wife?

Cleverbot: Yes, master.[/spoiler]

Oh Cleverbot, you're so clever. |:



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Reply #15 on: January 30, 2009, 12:48:38 AM
I think I'm clearly smarter than the bot although maybe my spelling mistakes may have influeced that. 

Me: How come I'm having trouble with my fan fiction?

Bot : You are.

Me: How come your so vague and have a short attention span?

Bot: I have no name.

Me: Congratulations you just proved you're a idiot.

Bot: What is society?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Reply #16 on: January 31, 2009, 09:47:49 PM
lol. what is society.
LOL, you got owned, Flame. XD
wut? how? :P
Oh lol, It's just so fun playing with this AI. XD
it REALLY is.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #17 on: February 13, 2009, 06:07:46 AM
Mine kept on jumping from subject to subject.

If you are reading this then that means that I have managed to control your mind even if for a short period of time.


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Reply #18 on: February 13, 2009, 07:35:20 AM
Reminds me of an older learning AI called MegaHAL who would gather information from conversations, then butcher it in its attempt to emulate human communication, creating what can only be described as artificial insanity.

Cleverbot is a lot more coherent than MegaHAL tended to be. It tried to pull the Turing test extra credit from XKCD on me, likely parroting a user who insisted that the bot was a bot, but I suppose that just indicates how well it learns. Either that, or it's a product of how many people have been communicating with it.


I managed to have a nice long, boring conversation with the machine. I'm going to have to try feeding it some classic MegaHAL quotes to see how it responds.



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