If we were all trapped, starving, on a deserted island...

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Who would we eat first?



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Reply #1 on: March 28, 2009, 10:52:07 PM
The pilot.



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Reply #2 on: March 28, 2009, 10:53:35 PM
Whoever among us has the most body fat. Mmm mmm good.



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Reply #3 on: March 28, 2009, 10:58:34 PM
The idiot if we're lucky we probably brought beer with us for some reason.

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Reply #4 on: March 28, 2009, 11:00:04 PM
Vixy. I bet she tastes sugary..



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Reply #5 on: March 28, 2009, 11:00:21 PM
Who would we eat first?
considering you're a bigass reserve of energy...



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Reply #6 on: March 28, 2009, 11:03:24 PM
considering you're a bigass reserve of energy...

Hopefully we have 4 of him...



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Reply #7 on: March 28, 2009, 11:03:47 PM
But then you'd be up all night.



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Reply #8 on: March 29, 2009, 01:25:56 AM
How about we search for food instead?



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Reply #9 on: March 29, 2009, 01:30:39 AM
Too unreliable. I'm not sure who would be best, but
Whoever among us has the most body fat. Mmm mmm good.
makes the most sense. Then we can make weapons out of their bones, so we can eat everyone else make a boat from the trees.



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Reply #10 on: March 29, 2009, 03:11:29 AM
Or a helicopter out of bones.

We'd have to get seconds a couple more times though.



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Reply #11 on: March 29, 2009, 03:22:21 AM
Vixy. I bet she tastes sugary..
Definitely Vixy...

Why, just one of her boobs could feed us all for a week!

But, considering how much we depend on her, it should be a decision made only as a last resort!



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Reply #12 on: March 29, 2009, 03:22:51 AM
You guys eat each other, I'm gonna go make a radio out of coconuts



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Reply #13 on: March 29, 2009, 03:29:15 AM
We could eat PB, his blood is made of Mango Lemonade so we could survive off him for months.



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Reply #14 on: March 29, 2009, 03:33:27 AM
Definitely Vixy...

Why, just one of her boobs could feed us all for a week!

But, considering how much we depend on her, it should be a decision made only as a last resort!

Drinking from them would be enough



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Reply #15 on: March 29, 2009, 03:36:03 AM
Definitely Vixy...

Why, just one of her boobs could feed us all for a week!

But, considering how much we depend on her, it should be a decision made only as a last resort!
No way, boobs are all fat. We need someone meaty.



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Reply #16 on: March 29, 2009, 03:40:54 AM
Then clearly, the most muscular person has to die first.



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Reply #17 on: March 29, 2009, 05:29:42 AM
That means I'm out! Not like anybody would want to eat me anyway... Im as thin as a toothpick. :P



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Reply #18 on: March 29, 2009, 06:33:13 AM
we go without eating till someone keels over.
we eat the dead.
rinse + repeat.

or

we could just eat our legs. we wouldn't be needing them.


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Reply #19 on: March 29, 2009, 06:35:01 AM
we go without eating till someone keels over.
we eat the dead.
rinse + repeat.

or

we could just eat our legs. we wouldn't be needing them.
I don't know if I'd eat someone who died of a tropical disease.



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Reply #20 on: March 29, 2009, 06:37:24 AM
Well, if it was IRL...it'd run away because I know someone would try to eat me >.>


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Reply #21 on: March 29, 2009, 06:40:44 AM
I don't know if I'd eat someone who died of a tropical disease.

how is starvation a disease?

a third option: FIGHT TO THE DEATH.


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Reply #22 on: March 29, 2009, 06:42:45 AM
Well, you start with the children, as they're the most active and therefore have the most nutrients. Not sure how many children are around here, or how active they would be, so that's ruled out.
You avoid the sickly. That goes without saying.
The best choice would probably be the larger set of us. If you remove the excess fat and only eat the muscle, it should work. I hear fat makes good fuel for fire, though I've never tested this.
I think I'd eat all of you before everything was said and done. Probably within the first couple of days, regardless of whether or not the island has any useable resources. Sort of an overreaction. I'd regret it afterward, of course. Some more than others.
There might be a few that I'd leave alone, though... for a while, at least.

...what?


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Reply #23 on: March 29, 2009, 07:10:19 AM
Well, if we must resort to cannibalism, I know that the best organ to eat is the liver.  Full of protein.


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Reply #24 on: March 29, 2009, 07:57:22 AM
I'd eat myself.  I have expensive tastes.