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Offline King Reaper

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on: April 13, 2009, 04:00:06 AM

Yep

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Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 04:08:47 AM
That's a rather ornate doorknob there...


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Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 04:18:24 AM
I quite like it.

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Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 04:23:27 AM
Oh, so someone finally put it back in its place after Mother 3's ending?


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Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 04:25:43 AM
Oh, so someone finally put it back in its place after Mother 3's ending?

That doorknob is a lie.



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Reply #5 on: April 13, 2009, 04:28:56 AM
Please tell me there's a point to this.



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Reply #6 on: April 13, 2009, 04:30:18 AM
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Reply #7 on: April 13, 2009, 04:31:39 AM
Please tell me there's a point to this.
Nope. Should there be?

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Reply #8 on: April 13, 2009, 04:41:10 AM
i am so glad i finally found a thread where i can discuss my interest in doorknobs.  for the longest time i thought i was alone in my hobby.  i spend a great deal of my time turning doorknobs.  the funnest part is that i can turn them one way, and then turn them the other!  i love doorknobs so much i install them onto everything, like on my desk and microwave.



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Reply #9 on: April 13, 2009, 05:22:47 AM
i am so glad i finally found a thread where i can discuss my interest in doorknobs.
Oh man! I was worried nobody else would share in my interest!
Have you ever noticed that most public places have switch from using knobs to using those turn handle things? I can't stand those! They lack the simplicity and elegance of the knob, and, frankly, I find them ugly!

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Reply #10 on: April 13, 2009, 05:50:11 AM
That is one very nice doorknob.  Ornate doorknobs look so much better than the standard fare.  Gives the door character and nothing says "nice house" than an ornate doorknob.


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Reply #11 on: April 13, 2009, 07:33:20 AM
best thread today.



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Reply #12 on: April 13, 2009, 08:01:12 AM


Might as well.


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Reply #13 on: April 13, 2009, 08:11:16 AM


okay burn in hell for not posting this before



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Reply #14 on: April 13, 2009, 08:16:01 AM
I want that doorknob on my house.


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Reply #15 on: April 13, 2009, 08:32:50 AM
[tornado fang] doorknobs.  Hell, [tornado fang] doors I have to manually open!

I'll hear this sound, I'll say COME, and the doors will open.  That's all there is to it.



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Reply #16 on: April 14, 2009, 01:38:39 AM
But doorknobs are Purty!



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Reply #17 on: April 14, 2009, 02:33:12 AM
[tornado fang] doorknobs.  Hell, [tornado fang] doors I have to manually open!

I'll hear this sound, I'll say COME, and the doors will open.  That's all there is to it.
Kindly leave this thread. One who does not appreciate the sophistication and elegance of the doorknob has no place anywhere near my beautiful thread.

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Reply #18 on: April 14, 2009, 05:56:21 AM
It's the Future!  Doorknob's will be obsolete one day, only serving a purpose in the Holodeck/Holosuite, to remind us of how we had to foolishly open doors with our hands like chumps!



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Reply #19 on: April 16, 2009, 02:11:33 AM
WHAT?! Only beeps and no *HISSSSSS*?

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