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Title: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on March 29, 2015, 09:24:12 AM
Found some more Penders stuff.  Decided to toss it here.

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/b8b9ed350692e262e3b1a73234ecc94e/tumblr_inline_n8517nEgAR1ruh9aa.jpg)

TOTALLY ORIGINAL CHARACTER LIEN-DA

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/2315d5d93c71c4f64f66aff2873098ca/tumblr_inline_n8516tF7m11ruh9aa.jpg)

IT'S NOT KNUCKLES I SWEAR DONUT STEEL

Yeah, I'm going down the rabbit hole and actively looking for this stuff.

QuickEdit:  Hey guys, look!

A COMIC PAGE

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/20ea46c4861ad438462a82dda1b403ec/tumblr_inline_njnplhTldN1re1bwb.png)

QuickEdit: MOAR (http://archiewhatthetails.tumblr.com/post/55853766307/haha-ew-ken-penders-what-the-miles-tails)

*throws all the cards on the table, stands up, and walks away.*
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: RetroRespecter on March 29, 2015, 07:16:56 PM
You may want a separate topic for that. Not many people would want to see Ken Penders' works in here.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Phi on March 29, 2015, 07:19:17 PM
You may want a separate topic for that. Not many people would want to see Ken Penders' works in here.

He doesn't deserve his own topic, unless it's to criticize his shitty illustrations.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: RetroRespecter on March 30, 2015, 05:53:37 AM
What better way to vent out one's frustrations at Ken Penders then with a thread featuring his works.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on March 31, 2015, 12:48:18 AM
There.

I split the posts after the Sonic-relevant posts.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: ViperAcidZX on March 31, 2015, 01:14:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/kkGWEyu.png)
*fucks off and play Freedom Planet to bleach this [parasitic bomb] of out my brain*
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Blue Valkyrie on March 31, 2015, 01:24:38 AM
I feel like I'm missing some context here?
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on March 31, 2015, 01:39:41 AM
Ken Penders was a former writer and artist for the Sonic comic back in the day.  He did a lot of world-building, primarily for Knuckles.  After a dispute with him, he sued Archie and spun off all of his Knuckles stuff into its own series, and Archie pulled a reboot to excise everything that he touched from the comic.

In general, Ken Penders has a reputation for being an egotistical douchenozzle. Lots of stuff on Tumblr about him, including tweets of his. (https://www.tumblr.com/search/ken+penders+is+a+douche) 
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on March 31, 2015, 01:41:54 AM
Do I even to know about his writing?
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Blue Valkyrie on March 31, 2015, 01:46:11 AM
Wow--umm thats some "Art" there. *cough*

Last thing Archie sonic I read was Mecha Sonic vs Mecha Knuckles way way back.  8D
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on March 31, 2015, 01:54:40 AM
Ah... Mecha Madness... That brings back memories.  I loved that storyarc.

Back in the day, Penders wasn't too bad when he still had a firm leash on him.  It was after the whole Dark Legion arc that he went insane and everything he touched went to crap.  Even the Dark Legion stuff was tolerable.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Blue Valkyrie on March 31, 2015, 01:57:04 AM
Seems to be a trend with a lot of writers when let off the leash. Look at George Lucas for example.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on March 31, 2015, 10:12:10 AM
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/6253dc48d6dadba9b7e8207a93d316b5/tumblr_myqk5nZgqa1rzjjyyo1_1280.png)

Ken Penders literally telling someone to put his name and copyright info on their fan art.

QuickEdit: The sequel.

(https://40.media.tumblr.com/e2c244f1fbb3fdbda7b423522666e1c5/tumblr_myr1vjlTRC1rdr05fo1_1280.png)
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Blue Valkyrie on April 02, 2015, 07:29:46 PM
Haha oh wow.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Amatiramisu on April 02, 2015, 08:25:58 PM
im dying here this is gold
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: ViperAcidZX on April 02, 2015, 09:01:53 PM
I'm making the same face that Lien-Duh's avatar is making after reading Pender's statements.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: RetroRespecter on April 02, 2015, 09:56:29 PM
If this man has family, he is disgracing the Penders' name by his words and actions.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on May 08, 2015, 05:31:19 AM
Sooo....

There's this:

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/07d33836808d64a94ff992d668369c12/tumblr_nnlk36vf0r1sl0260o1_1280.jpg)

"K'nox."
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Amatiramisu on May 08, 2015, 06:29:24 AM
This is so ridiculous I love it.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: ViperAcidZX on May 08, 2015, 06:41:37 AM
As AzuriteReaction once said in an Let's Play: "oh yogosdm your face! (Oh God, your face!)" Go thing I'm never going to follow this guy on twitter.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on May 08, 2015, 06:51:34 AM
"K'nox AKA by nickname acquired as a young lad due to the unusual bone structure of his hand."

Clearly his nickname was...

[spoiler]Metacarpal[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on May 08, 2015, 07:23:09 AM
1. Is it really necessary to put the entire family tree in the family section for someone who isn't an Assassin's Creed protagonist?

2. Assuming the character is a teen or young adult it's kind of weird that she looks like an old lady to me.  It's the face really.

3. Lol her name has Su in it.

4. Echyd'nya?

5. Proficient with a Dagon?

6. Her backstory is a complete and utter mess, as expected of course.

7. That red part of her hair looks like a wig.

Those were basically the things that jumped out at me.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Amatiramisu on May 08, 2015, 07:43:11 AM
1. Is it really necessary to put the entire family tree in the family section for someone who isn't an Assassin's Creed protagonist?


Even Assassin's Creed doesn't do that.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on May 08, 2015, 07:46:44 AM
Eh it was kind of the best example I had that seems remotely reasonable but definitely not perfect.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Phi on May 08, 2015, 07:48:50 AM
I can almost imagine him locked in his room at 3am, scribbling random [tornado fang]ing names down for the family tree with a night-light above his bed.

I cannot be bothered to read all those names.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on May 08, 2015, 07:56:05 AM
They're so [tornado fang]ing nonsensical too, it's like an even weirder version of the Aerith and Bob trope by replacing the Bob names with even weirder names than the Aeriths.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Dr. Wily II on May 08, 2015, 08:22:49 AM
Why... Why did I spend time reading that.

I WANT MY TIME BACK D:
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on May 08, 2015, 08:26:35 AM
Actually the thing is cut off so there's even more than that screen shot has.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Dr. Wily II on May 08, 2015, 08:32:21 AM
I STILL SPENT TIME D:
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on July 08, 2015, 09:05:16 AM
Oh, look!

(https://41.media.tumblr.com/8ec42b348d502bf06ece64510b1e2ec9/tumblr_nr4m8vBPfO1s3syw5o1_540.jpg)

Another Ken Penders cover design!

Oh, where do I begin?
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on July 08, 2015, 09:09:16 AM
Is that Will Smith trying to play Cyborg?
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Strider Xhaiden on July 08, 2015, 11:15:37 AM
The MaryLara-Su Chronicles, also starring her father: Knuckles! Definitely NOT Knuckles!
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: ViperAcidZX on July 08, 2015, 03:37:25 PM
Oh, where do I begin?
I think a better question is "what the [tornado fang] is wrong with this picture?"

Is that Will Smith trying to play Cyborg?
While trying to do his best Bill Cosby impression, I think so.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Amatiramisu on July 08, 2015, 08:30:43 PM
His art is so bad.

It's sooooo bad.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on July 08, 2015, 08:35:10 PM
Lara's hair still looks like a wig.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Protoman Blues on July 08, 2015, 09:06:31 PM
Oh, look!

(https://41.media.tumblr.com/8ec42b348d502bf06ece64510b1e2ec9/tumblr_nr4m8vBPfO1s3syw5o1_540.jpg)

Another Ken Penders cover design!

Oh, where do I begin?

Yikes
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: ViperAcidZX on July 08, 2015, 09:09:57 PM
His art is so bad.

It's sooooo bad.
It's begging for a spot in TV Tropes' "So Bad, It's Horrible" wall of shame if they do something for terrible [parasitic bomb] like this.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on July 08, 2015, 09:11:57 PM
Is that a long ass needle at the end of the pike on top?
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Phi on July 08, 2015, 09:18:57 PM
Is that a long ass needle at the end of the pike on top?

In the event he loses his sanity from being stuck in that shitty comic, he needs something to put him out of his misery.

That's my best guess for why it's there.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on July 08, 2015, 09:30:30 PM
You know what I find sad?

Back in the day, he used to be a competent artist.  Not one of the greats, but he was decent enough.

Then, he went insane.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: ViperAcidZX on July 08, 2015, 10:25:34 PM
This guy wasn't cut out for MASSIVE MIND LOSS.
I bet no one will get the reference.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on July 14, 2015, 06:27:47 AM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/b48149da2e0e53cb3a35d79debf02364/tumblr_nrehz7s6rT1rooz38o1_400.jpg)

Forever alone at SDCC.

And dat poster.  Sega should jump on his [parasitic bomb].
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on July 14, 2015, 06:29:26 AM
To be honest I'm more interested in that background.  It's so grey.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Fxeni on July 14, 2015, 06:32:18 AM
His shading technique... bugs me.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on July 14, 2015, 06:34:33 AM
Ugh yeah, even though I'm not an artist I can tell his shading is terrible.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on July 14, 2015, 06:35:57 AM
It's all Burn and Dodge tools.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on July 14, 2015, 06:36:57 AM
I can definitely see the burn.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Amatiramisu on July 14, 2015, 06:39:45 AM
Smudge tool. Nothing but smudge tool.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on July 14, 2015, 06:42:02 AM
Yeah I noticed the smuginess too.

EDIT: And then I see life size dominatrix echidna model staring into my soul with her dead eyes.  She wants someone to put her out of her misery.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Phi on July 14, 2015, 06:53:38 AM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/b48149da2e0e53cb3a35d79debf02364/tumblr_nrehz7s6rT1rooz38o1_400.jpg)

Forever alone at SDCC.

And dat poster.  Sega should jump on his [parasitic bomb].

I swear, I can feel his grumpy, miserable demeanor radiating through my screen.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on September 30, 2015, 09:21:44 AM
Sooooo.... Ken Penders now apparently traces.

(https://41.media.tumblr.com/5e089121544c9cdb16f302be7ff51a85/tumblr_num36sOdnn1s1yyu8o2_540.jpg)

(https://40.media.tumblr.com/3a3cfb36f80f059c573d2ecd35dd9d6b/tumblr_inline_nu2cskl6zJ1re1bwb_540.png) (https://41.media.tumblr.com/040b24c2d693a8af08983465ec445fb6/tumblr_inline_nu2cuor0BC1re1bwb_540.jpg)

I can't say that I'm surprised.

QuickEdit: He also has some guy to strongarm others from saying bad things about him:

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/407afe08ef813114653aa81b2e0dcf5b/tumblr_npvwmzSNlI1s9en0ro1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Amatiramisu on September 30, 2015, 09:50:43 AM
 THE RIDE NEVER eNDS
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on September 30, 2015, 09:52:38 AM
Gaze upon the pillow shading and stolen backdrops!

GAZE UPON IT
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Dr. Wily II on September 30, 2015, 09:55:09 AM
Wow. Just wow @trace and @strongarm.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Strider Xhaiden on March 09, 2016, 01:16:13 AM
God, I am so, SO sorry for the necropost, but I can't NOT put this here, y'know?

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/82510710/tumblr_ni37bgTJcp1u4is2oo1_1280.png)
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on March 09, 2016, 01:22:45 AM
That strip is really good at predicting the future of Penders and Gene Simmons' son.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on March 09, 2016, 01:25:57 AM
Knuckles.

WAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAACE
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on March 09, 2016, 01:28:35 AM
Either he's horrified of Pender's art or he came back from the dentist.

What is specifically wrong with his face exactly because I get the feeling I'm missing something.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on March 09, 2016, 01:35:27 AM
Knux: I jushhad fur wisduh deef emoovd. Duh Novachaye shud wear uff by tumowo.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on March 09, 2016, 01:36:43 AM
Okay so the dentist assumption was accurate.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on March 09, 2016, 01:38:00 AM
And then Knuckles just goes and crashes in bed with an ice pack wrapped around his head and a mouth full of gauze.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on March 09, 2016, 01:59:10 AM
I don't think I used an ice pack when I had mine removed.  I also think I had some pain meds.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Phi on March 09, 2016, 08:05:57 PM
...Is that a flying disc trying to kill Knuckles?
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on March 09, 2016, 08:08:11 PM
Yeah it looks like it, anyone want to draw the resulting bloody haircut assuming it doesn't get lodged in his head?
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Dr. Wily II on March 10, 2016, 09:00:17 AM
But getting lodged is funnier! With Knuckles not noticing! 8D
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on March 30, 2016, 08:49:34 AM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/2d75b3ceee0c919a514a22d3ed7b9cf9/tumblr_o2yg3zsVoz1uoa239o1_500.png)

Wow.

He purchased the rights of other people's characters.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Protoman Blues on March 30, 2016, 08:51:10 AM
I like how he made it sound that his doucheass decision was hard for him
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on March 30, 2016, 09:10:39 AM
It's because it pains him to screw people right the [tornado fang] over.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Dr. Wily II on March 30, 2016, 09:43:18 AM
He really should get an award.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Amatiramisu on March 31, 2016, 09:35:26 AM
GET PAID
FOR WORK YOU DIDN'T DO
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on March 31, 2016, 09:48:26 AM
What the hell, seriously?
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: ViperAcidZX on March 31, 2016, 07:02:11 PM
This is absolutely disgusting...
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: RetroRespecter on March 31, 2016, 09:09:24 PM
Now everybody hates Ken Penders.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Phi on March 31, 2016, 09:12:49 PM
People have always hated him.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on March 31, 2016, 09:14:28 PM
Indeed, the only people who don't are not aware of his existence, which might be better than actually knowing this douche exists in the first place.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: ViperAcidZX on March 31, 2016, 09:48:45 PM
...And tweeted. Go [tornado fang] yourself, Penders.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Strider Xhaiden on March 31, 2016, 10:25:50 PM
God, Penders is like the Unicron of the comic industry. A bloated, carnivourous thing that devours everything in it's path with no regard for anyone else, leaving naught but ruin and emptiness in it's wake.

"There was a time I considered sparing your pathetic fandom. Now, you shall witness it's dismonument!"
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Dr. Wily II on April 01, 2016, 02:38:35 AM
Well, at least we know we can feed him to Galactus if the time comes.

He will surely bloat him up nicely.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on April 02, 2016, 03:01:44 AM
...And tweeted. Go [tornado fang] yourself, Penders.

Share tweet? O^O
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: ViperAcidZX on April 02, 2016, 04:35:52 AM
I haven't said anything to Penders personally on his twit-er but I tweeted the pic you posted here. Sadly it's not getting any traffic but I'm pretty much a nobody so... [link] (https://twitter.com/ViperAcidZX/status/715626242255495168)

[spoiler]You might also want to steer clear of my Likes/Favorites as I did fav some lewd pics (non-nude stuff for the most part)... '>.>
to share in the ecchi thread.[/spoiler]

Speaking of Penders' twit-er, I've this... thing (https://twitter.com/KenPenders/status/704833559274500100)...
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Dr. Wily II on April 02, 2016, 05:02:47 AM
Argh, my sanity.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Phi on April 02, 2016, 05:13:23 AM
Speaking of Penders' twit-er, I've this... thing (https://twitter.com/KenPenders/status/704833559274500100)...

Weight: 9.5 Stone
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on April 02, 2016, 05:17:18 AM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/91e1f9a720471a195ae57cb88ce6aec5/tumblr_o3enseTac11tlldybo1_540.jpg)
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: ViperAcidZX on April 02, 2016, 06:34:30 AM
Weight: 9.5 Stone
Are we gonna transmute that picture into something tolerable?
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Dr. Wily II on April 02, 2016, 06:53:14 AM
What's the point?
It's... Dead weight. 8B
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Strider Xhaiden on April 02, 2016, 11:13:19 AM
Weight: 9.5 Stone

Or, 133lbs for those who don't know the English system.

I'm kinda ashamed to admit this, but that makes him heavier than me.  :\

Also: OH MY GOD, NOOOOOOO!

I'd like to edit my previous statement, too. Penders isn't just the Unicron of the comics industry. He's also apparently the Kanye West of the comics industry as well.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Amatiramisu on September 10, 2016, 10:00:36 PM
WHO WANTS IPHONE CASES

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsA9z6xUMAAB2Gt.jpg:large)
"I replaced my last case with this new watertight edition.1 reason for the beta testing is to check product quality."
https://twitter.com/KenPenders/status/774687601227800576
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Hypershell on September 11, 2016, 07:41:23 AM
Why...

Why did I read this thread?!

WHY DID I CLICK ON THE LINKS?!!!

Sooooo.... Ken Penders now apparently traces.

(https://41.media.tumblr.com/5e089121544c9cdb16f302be7ff51a85/tumblr_num36sOdnn1s1yyu8o2_540.jpg)

AND WHY IS THERE A DECAPITATED HEAD SITTING ON TOP OF A MESH TORSO?!
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Sakura Leic on September 11, 2016, 08:04:03 AM
I think your entire reaction just made this entire thread worth existing. XD
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Quickman on September 11, 2016, 08:35:12 AM
WHO WANTS IPHONE CASES

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsA9z6xUMAAB2Gt.jpg:large)
"I replaced my last case with this new watertight edition.1 reason for the beta testing is to check product quality."
https://twitter.com/KenPenders/status/774687601227800576

(https://67.media.tumblr.com/a25e4f728af231bcb1175bbb2f056b9f/tumblr_inline_ocfe89GDzD1re1bwb_540.png)

Sessler's face says it all.
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Amatiramisu on September 11, 2016, 09:31:20 AM
THERe
IS
AN
APP
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Dr. Wily II on September 11, 2016, 01:19:20 PM
... Does he jack off to it? >_>
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Pyro on September 11, 2016, 03:02:27 PM
... Does he jack off to it? >_>

Well, he certainly can't jack in with an iPhone 7. *rimshot*
Title: Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
Post by: Amatiramisu on September 11, 2016, 06:54:41 PM
Well, he certainly can't jack in with an iPhone 7. *rimshot*

HEYOOOOOO