Topic: A HOENN NEW RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE!

[Sakura Leic]

"True, but my god I still don't understand Giovanni.  He could have made money by making the world a better place for humans and Pokemon like Devon and Silph Co, he could have gone into the communication business and made something like the Holocaster, which even if Lysandre did use them to spy on people it still helped people after Team Flare was stopped even to this day. 

Nope he decided that he should use, abuse, and modify Pokemon for the sake of money without giving a Ratata's ass about the well being of the Pokemon!

And don't even get me started on Team Cipher, just uggghhh they make me sick with what they did to make Shadow Pokemon!  Some say that Ardos guy is still trying to revive Cipher but we haven't really seen any sign of Shadow Pokemon so I'm guess he's not getting any progress." Sakura shuddered "Sorry to get worked up about this, but I can't help it!"

(Yeah spoilers to Pokemon Gale of Darkness sorta.) 

[Dr. Wily II]

(Just a minor thing, but Lysandre is a descendant of AZ's brother, not AZ.)

"I see... And personally know the lengths some people go for their goals..."

"Don't forget me."

Joe hugged Zoroark... Who then blushed a bit.

[Sakura Leic]

(Oops my bad I'll fix it, also I feel a bit confused about what's going on in your post for some reason.)

[Dr. Wily II]

(Lol, Zoroark is used by Dr. Wily II for experiments and such, and was even sent to attack you all, while Joe is, or was, a part of a Team. Call it... Bonding time.)

[Sakura Leic]

"Like I said I don't blame you guys, Giovanni deceived you and Wily blackmailed, tortured and brainwashed you." Sakura said to each of them.

[Quickman]

(Bonding Time in the cafe! )

"I will say this," Trak finally spoke up, "Lysandre is pretty hot."

Quickie nodded in agreement. "Honestly, Giovanni is a looker himself, but looks certainly don't mean squat when they're assholes."

[Dr. Wily II]

"We know, it just felt like a perfect time to bond."

Joe then began to tug at the tutu again, and this time, it came off like those removable clothes. A short yelp, and taking another sip of his coffee, Joe felt relieved. Zoroark continued to Lick his lips.

(Ok, I feel like updating Earl over at Fallarbor again, but I have no idea how to.)

[Sakura Leic]

(Bonding Time in the cafe! )

"I will say this," Trak finally spoke up, "Lysandre is pretty hot."

Quickie nodded in agreement. "Honestly, Giovanni is a looker himself, but looks certainly don't mean squat when they're assholes."

"I'll admit they are handsome, but they are way too old for me, and indeed that doesn't make up for them being insane and douchy." Sakura shrugged.

"At least of all the men you could have fallen for, N is the most reasonable, shares your interests, and is in your age range." Xuangzang said suddenly.

"What?! I'm not in love with N!" Sakura blushed.

"I don't know, a girl who wasn't in love with a guy like him wouldn't mutter his name in their sleep." Xuangzang smirked.

"That d-doesn't prove that I love him, especially if I'm not conscious at the time!" Sakura denied.

"Oh and how can I ignored the fact that you kissed him when Ghetsis was arrested the first time.  I certainly don't think it was out of pity." Xuangzang smirked wider.

"SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP IT'S NOT TRUE!" Sakura snapped.

Xuangzang just laughed while Arthur tilted his head, Vulcan and Shiva face palmed, and Venus continued eating.

(I always wanted to touch on this)

[Dr. Wily II]

(Tsun tsun tsun )

[Sakura Leic]

(Sakura is indeed a Tsundere when her affection of N is brought up, she actually hides it pretty well under the pretense that they are friends, as seen in the previous RP.  It's only when Xuangzang pushes those buttons when she goes full on Tsun.)

[Quickman]

Trak was looking at Sakura intently. "Oh, don't hold back.  Tell us how you really feel about N..."

[Sakura Leic]

"I JUST THINK HE'S A NICE GUY WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT POKEMON AND IS FUN TO TEASE SOMETIMES BUT I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM DAMMIT, WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!" Sakura yelled without really thinking about what she was saying.

Xuangzang continued to laugh openly while Vulcan and Shiva started to chuckle.  Arthur was still confused.

[Dr. Wily II]

Zoroark jumped in his seat, while Joe had this look on his face.

"Nothing more?"

[Quickman]

Quickie snickered.  Trak just sat there with a huge smile on her face.  Mewtwo was still out in the car, sleeping.

[Sakura Leic]

"She also loves his hair, I've heard her mention how she thinks it's so soft in her sleep!" Xuangzang bellowed. "Oh and those slender white fingers he has.  Not to mention those icy yet kind blue eyes he has, you have no idea what else she thinks about him."

"LIES, LIES AND SLANDER!" Sakura roared.

(Yes I'm trying to make this sound like a bad fan fic even if it is true. )

[Dr. Wily II]

"Is that so..."

Joe still had that look on his face, while Zoroark looked on in confusion.

"I have never seen Sakura so... Out of it. Is this... N the reason?"

"Oh Zoroark... *whispering* I'll tell you privately."

[Sakura Leic]

"Oh and it gets better, N's totally oblivious about Sakura's crush on him." Xuangzang continued dangerously "I can understand why since Sakura is the first normal person he came in contact with him, the other he knew before him were either being manipulated and/or manipulating him directly or indirectly.  Though I think he may be getting some hints, he's very protective of her after all.  When I told him that Sakura needed help in Kanto he didn't hesitate to go to her, it's really only a matter of time."

"XUANGZANG SHUT UP!" Sakura roared as she tried to grab him only for him to fly away at every turn "COME BACK HERE DAMMIT AND ADMIT YOU'RE MAKING UP BULLSHIT!"

"If it was bullshit it wouldn't get you so riled up." Xuangznag countered.

"IT'S RIDICULOUS, I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM, I'M NOT!" Sakura yelled as she still vainly tried to grab Xuangzang with her Pokemon staring at her in amusement or confusion in Arthur's case.

[Quickman]

Trak and Quickie now both were sporting the expression as they watched in amusement.

[Sakura Leic]

After awhile Sakura was lucky enough to catch Xuangzang and sat back down.

"Seriously guys Xuangzang is just making [parasitic bomb] up, I swear.  I like N as a friend and I'm not in love with him." Sakura said trying to justify herself.

"Riiiiiiiiiight, whatever you saaaaaaay...." Xuangzang smirked.

"Xuangzang." Sakura glared at him while he still smirked.

[Dr. Wily II]

Joe giggled at Sakura's initial desperate attempts to catch the mini-Zekrom, while Zoroark looked increasingly concerned.

"Shouldn't we..."

"And get knocked in the jewels?"

Zoroark's expression went white at the thought of that.

"See? She's fine now."

Joe's face was still in mode.

[Quickman]

Trak's face was in mode while Quickie knocked back the rest of her coffee and stood. "I'm going to get a couple cups for the road and head to the bathroom."

[Sakura Leic]

"Screw it I'm getting another cup of coffee too." Sakura said getting up with Xuangzang to order more "And some more [tornado fang]ing muffins for the road."

[Quickman]

Trak looked to Joe. "She mad."

[Dr. Wily II]

Joe replied. "She so Tsun."

Zoroark just sat there, all white and confused.

[Sakura Leic]

"Blaze." Vulcan nodded with agreement as did Shiva.

Arthur was still so confused and Venus finished eating.