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Offline Align

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on: September 08, 2013, 05:57:46 PM
Personal Point Defense Laser System
Automatically tracks and fries any airborne insects within your personal space; be completely bug-free today!
Comfortable straps allows easy wearing on the shoulders.
Batteries not included; we're not responsible for any retinal damage caused by our product.



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Reply #1 on: September 08, 2013, 06:02:09 PM
Portable teleporters.

No more time wasted over long, tiring journeys!


I'm watching you all. Always watching.


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Reply #2 on: September 08, 2013, 06:02:42 PM
An actual Thundertank!



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Reply #3 on: September 13, 2013, 12:32:42 AM
A TARDIS.

Though, my old pup tent was certainly bigger on the inside...