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on: December 27, 2008, 07:34:50 AM


YES, THAT'S RIGHT!  YOU COULD BE THE NEXT LUCKY PERSON TO WIN SUBTANK'S E-HEART!

TO ENTER THE CONTEST, LIST ALL OF THE SKILLS AND TRAITS THAT MAKES YOU A DESIRABLE BACHELOR / BACHELORETTE, AND WHAT KIND OF THINGS YOU COULD BRING TO THE INTERNET RELATIONSHIP.  ALSO, IF I WAS THE SUPER AGGRO CRAG, HOW WOULD YOU CLIMB ME?

P.S.  Feel free to nominate other members without their permission, because people like Sakura will never do it themselves, even though the whole forum knows that she is incredibly turned on by my posts.



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Reply #1 on: December 27, 2008, 07:55:49 AM
P.S.  Feel free to nominate other members without their permission, because people like Sakura will never do it themselves, even though the whole forum knows that she is incredibly turned on by my posts.

I nominate Sakura.

Because she clearly gets turned on by every single freak'n post you make.

Yes, even more than I do.



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Reply #2 on: December 27, 2008, 08:21:57 AM
Well, I have lots of Mango Lemonade, I'm really great at parties, I have a sunny personality, and I won RPM's Most Flamboyant Member and Storyteller Award.

So I think I'd be perfect!  XD



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Reply #3 on: December 27, 2008, 08:26:01 AM
I can bring you a whole new meaning to Doggy Style... [eyebrow]
Knowing Sub Tank, this is what she is looking for... =P



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Reply #4 on: December 27, 2008, 08:27:08 AM
...Oh god why...WHY! :o

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Reply #5 on: December 27, 2008, 08:29:36 AM
HERE'S HOW THIS THREAD IS LOOKING RIGHT NOW







YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THE AGGRO CRAG QUESTION OR I CAN'T DRAW OUR LOVE LIFE.



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Reply #6 on: December 27, 2008, 08:30:37 AM
I voted for Sub Tank in just about every category this year and I'll do it again.
Plus I'll suck all the energy outta your tank if you know what I mean. ;D

EDIT : Oh uh...I'd climb you like everest.



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Reply #7 on: December 27, 2008, 08:36:48 AM
I'd be dressed in Red.  Protoman "The Storm" Blues would be in first place.  After Moe explained the rules, I'd be on my way.  Along the way, I'd sexually hit every actuator while climbing higher and higher.  I'd avoid the rocks, as your eyes glistened from the confetti snow.  Finally, I'd reach the summit and climax as I hit the final actuator, securing my 1st Place Position! 



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Reply #8 on: December 27, 2008, 08:37:43 AM
I'd climb you as a dog... *Cough*  '>.>


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Reply #9 on: December 27, 2008, 08:38:09 AM
I would attempt to bribe the Super Aggro Crag into getting shorter using girly mags and cases of tissue.

Having failed at bribing a mountain to do anything I would then attempt to climb the peak.

Having failed that, I would rent a helicopter and climb to the top to enjoy the girly mags I had tried to bribe the mountain with.



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Reply #10 on: December 27, 2008, 08:38:59 AM
Oh and PJ wants me to recommend him as Sub Tanks Wifey Poo. (Okay he didn't say it like that, but I like the zing of it.)



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Reply #11 on: December 27, 2008, 08:39:07 AM
A Shot at Love with Sub Tank, soon at an Internet Browser of your choosing >__>

Oh, by the way PB, isn't Vixy going to be quite pissed when she finds out you plan on betraying her with our dear Subby here? 8D





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Reply #12 on: December 27, 2008, 08:42:54 AM
Saber, Vixy of all people should know that there's just way too much PB for any one person to handle.



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Reply #13 on: December 27, 2008, 08:43:56 AM
Oh, are they taking turns now? Shocking revelations...





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Reply #14 on: December 27, 2008, 08:44:32 AM
I have money. 'Nuff said.


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Reply #15 on: December 27, 2008, 08:45:04 AM
Oh, are they taking turns now? Shocking revelations...
PB runs and owns a Sex Shack... 'Nuff said.

Wait, why are you running for it?
I have money. 'Nuff said.
Damn. Someone beat me to this phrase.


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Reply #16 on: December 27, 2008, 08:47:15 AM
I'm the only one who really loves Sub Tank! You're all just trying to get a piece of him and don't actually care about his FEELINGS! ;-;



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Reply #17 on: December 27, 2008, 08:52:47 AM
I'm actually NOT trying to get a piece of him.

What with all the blood and the money I'd have to spend on cutting equipment and the plastic to replace the chunk I cut off would just be more work than I'd really like to put in for just a piece of Sub Tank.

If I'm going after Sub Tank, I'm going after the whole thing.



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Reply #18 on: December 27, 2008, 08:53:21 AM
Well. Back off, he's mine. <_<



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Reply #19 on: December 27, 2008, 09:21:55 AM
I did Rad first, because he was the first to do it right.









Others later.  Then you all get to vote which pairing makes the best couple.



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Reply #20 on: December 27, 2008, 09:27:38 AM
Quack!



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Reply #21 on: December 27, 2008, 09:28:50 AM
Duckie Tank babies are going to be hard to to top. XD

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Reply #22 on: December 27, 2008, 09:32:02 AM
They're just so darn cute. >w<



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Reply #23 on: December 27, 2008, 09:32:32 AM
Oh man...
I just can't stop laughing... XD


I'm watching you all. Always watching.


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Reply #24 on: December 27, 2008, 09:32:55 AM
They also float.