And now for something completely different: A crapload of Halo humor!
"HOLY [parasitic bomb], RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!"
Uhhh...
"Aw [parasitic bomb]."
"...Let's just never speak of this again, deal?"
Halo equivalent of the Metal Gear Cardboard Box!
UNNNNF!
D:
Introducing... CONE MAN!!
Someone likes Nic Cage movies a bit too much.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
"GROOVY!"
"Oh yes, I'm FABULOUS, thanks for asking!
"
Neo? In my Halo?! It's more likely than you think.
"...I'm never having Mexican for dinner before being deployed again."
Introducing Master Chief's official team mascot: Master Pup!
O_O
"Hey guys! Come check this out! ...Guys! ...Guys?"
"HOLY [parasitic bomb], CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS! MECHA VERSION OF MR. STAY PUFT JUST SHOWED UP!!"
"Oh no, no, no, no no no no NO NO NO NO!!!!!"
"Your identification, please."
"...Oh [parasitic bomb]."
GO GO HALO RANGERS!
When you ain't got cash to buy what you want, gotta make do with what you have.
o/'' 'Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Night / And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike o/''
"No, I am your father."
"No! She's underage! You can't do that!"
"Come the hell on, man, you'd totally tap that."
"...Oh god, please tell me that's a handgun, PLEASE!!"
