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Offline BossPlaya

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Facts about Chuck Norris
« on: April 13, 2011, 12:14:14 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist

Hitler didn't kill himself because he lost the war. He killed himself because he saw Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris jumps out a plane he survives, gravity is just to scared to let him fall to death

Elephants aren't afraid of mice. They're afraid of Chuck Norris

They say a groundhog is afraid of his own shadow, but a groundhog is really afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never uses the bathroom. Chuck Norris has his enemies use the bathroom for him, because he scares the [parasitic bomb] and [acid burst] out of them

Chuck Norris' teeth have muscles

When Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon, the first thing he saw was 'Chuck Norris was here' carved into a moon rock.

If you see Chuck Norris kicking himself... its because he ran out of asses to kick. But thats impossible.

Jack the Ripper was never found because Chuck Norris got to him first!

Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris lied trough his teeth, the lie detector won't pick it up.

Chuck Norris never has to wash his clothes. The clothes was themselves out of sheer terror!

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Re: Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2011, 12:38:14 AM »
Just to drop this off:

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the only thing Chuck Norris fears besides Mrs. Norris

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Re: Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2011, 05:22:27 AM »
Fact: Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.
...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

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Re: Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2011, 05:27:38 AM »
2005 called and asked for its meme back.

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Re: Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2011, 05:33:49 AM »
Oh Lawd...