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on: June 17, 2009, 05:51:05 AM
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you should know who i am by now says (9:48 PM):
*bbl
Gamma says (9:48 PM):
*Don't let it go off. >_>
*AA
*Sorry.
*Wrong convo
*...holy [parasitic bomb] that was SO IMPROPER out of context
you should know who i am by now says (9:50 PM):
*aaaaaaahahahaha
*wow
*i should save that



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Reply #1 on: June 17, 2009, 06:03:21 AM
Moved to Forum Games, and here's something from just a few seconds ago:

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   <Olioster>   !markov Kilson
   <Nuku-Nuku>   Kilson nommed Enochf.
   <Dangerdan97>   did he?
   <TrakNar>   I wonder how Enochf felt about that.
   <Kilson>   I don't recall that.


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Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 10:17:56 PM
(12:54 PM) Hitomi Agada: http://persona.mechafetus.com/frontpage/visucomic010-large.jpg
... oo;;
(12:55 PM) Nobody: oo .........................
w
t
f??
(12:55 PM) Nobody: You read weird things, hun. oo
(12:56 PM) Hitomi Agada: yes
(12:56 PM) Nobody: I downloaded Wolverine and played it last night...
It's...strangely addicting and fun.
>>;;
(12:57 PM) Hitomi Agada: http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Mara i play weird games too... oo;;;
(12:59 PM) Nobody: So...
In Buddhism...the most evil being in the universe is...a [ray splasher]. oo
(12:59 PM) Hitomi Agada: more or less, yeah oo;
(12:59 PM) Nobody: Makes sense to me. XD
(1:02 PM) Hitomi Agada: "...Mara, who tried to tempt Buddha so that he could not achieve enlightenment."
D:
(1:02 PM) Nobody: Wait...
So he named his [ray splasher]? oo
And then decided it was a demon? OO
(1:02 PM) Hitomi Agada: probably? @@
(1:03 PM) Nobody: Still makes sense... >>



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Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 10:23:07 PM
What's with the smily abuse everywhere on the internet?



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Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 10:32:10 PM
Because you use smileys when you don't want to show your mug.

 Ohoho funny convos huh? Let me fetch my screen caps.



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Reply #5 on: June 19, 2009, 07:55:57 AM
Ohoho funny convos huh? Let me fetch my screen caps.
...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >0<


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Reply #6 on: June 19, 2009, 08:32:08 AM
What's with the smily abuse everywhere on the internet?
I really don't use smileys too much aside from the occasional XD and :P



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Reply #7 on: June 21, 2009, 07:53:57 AM
We love to beat a dead horse on #wookieepedia...
[spoiler=May be a bit... huge.]
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   <ErikPflueger>   You ever notice how many SW characters die either from falling, or from having something fall on them?
   <ErikPflueger>   Palpatine? Fell to his death
   <ErikPflueger>   Vader nearly fell to his death
   <ErikPflueger>   Luke nearly fell to his death how many times?
   <ErikPflueger>   Chewbacca? A moon fell on him!
   <TrakNar>   Fett fell to a presumed chump's death in the Sarlacc...
   <ErikPflueger>   Xiss? A walker fell on her!
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Boba Fett fell to his death.
   <Darth_Culator>   Well, my eyes have started refusing to give more than a 90% effort on focusing on things, so it's apparently time to sleep.
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Jinx
   <TrakNar>   Lol
   =-=   Darth_Culator is now known as Culator|Away
   <ErikPflueger>   Darth Maul? Yes, he was bisected, but the two parts FELL down a shaft!
   <Lord_Oblivion>   In fact, Fett did it twice
   <ErikPflueger>   Lotta falling in SW
   <ErikPflueger>   Could Lucas be scared of heights?
   <TrakNar>   He should have stayed in the Sarlacc as far as I care. But nope. He's pushing 70 and still running around with bad knees and hammer toes 'cause Traviss whores him out like nobody's business.
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Easy way of disposing of the body
   <ErikPflueger>   Gravity is a [sonic slicer]
   <Lord_Oblivion>   The Executor fell into the Death Star
   <ErikPflueger>   LOL, true!
   <ErikPflueger>   The Invisible Hand fell onto Coruscant's surface
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Hm...
   <CdtNOWIS>   Bah.
   <Enochf>   The Wilhelm scream is basically Lucas's shorthand for saying "and then this guy fell to his death"
   <CdtNOWIS>   I should log off if I'm not going to be here.
   <ErikPflueger>   The Eclipse fell into a hyperspace wormhole... no, that's reaching
   <TrakNar>   Greedo fell over onto a table.
   <Lord_Oblivion>   The way Maul dispatched that Nightsister is intended to foreshadow his own death isn't it?
   <ErikPflueger>   One of the Galaxy Gun's projectiles fell into Byss' gravity well, and that was all she wrote
   <TrakNar>   Yoda fell off of Luke's foot when he lost concentration.
   <ErikPflueger>   And didn't Nom Anor get trapped on an escape vessel that fell to its destruction on Coruscant?
   <Enochf>   Now you're getting silly
   <ErikPflueger>   Lotta falling!
   <ErikPflueger>   And Luke's hand? You guessed it... it fell.
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Obi-Wan's lightsaber
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Dooku's head
   <ErikPflueger>   And for a real stretch... Both Dooku's hands and head FELL to the deck when they were cut off
   <Lord_Oblivion>   lol
   <ErikPflueger>   Damn you. :)
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Again
   <ErikPflueger>   And by the way, Anakin wasn't seduced... he FELL to the dark side.
   <Lord_Oblivion>   If that counts, we also have Zam and Anakin's arms
   <Lord_Oblivion>   And Jango's head
   ...
   <ErikPflueger>   Yep
   <Enochf>   Padme fell in love with Anakin, and eventually died
   <TrakNar>   Tears fell from Padme's eyes.
   <ErikPflueger>   And now our joke is FALLING into ridiculousness. ;)
   <ErikPflueger>   The Republic fell.
   <CdtNOWIS>   As it turns out, when I have cable TV, my interest in editing diminishes
   <ErikPflueger>   And a major character's name is BARON FEL. Nuff said! :)
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Kreia fell into the core of Malachor V
   <TrakNar>   Oola fell into the rancor pit.
   <ErikPflueger>   The trap door fell onto the rancor!
   <TrakNar>   And the band dropped the tune.
   <Ozzel>   I'm about to fall...
   ...
   |<--   Ozzel has left irc.freenode.net ("...asleep")
   <CdtNOWIS>   nice
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Bug was crushed by falling rocks
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Heh
   <CdtNOWIS>   They need some 3D-er computer RPGs, so they can bring falling back
   <ErikPflueger>   Is it cheating to say the torpedoes FELL into the exhaust port?
   <ErikPflueger>   No, that implies Luke just dropped them
   <Lord_Oblivion>   They did I guess
   <Lord_Oblivion>   How did they turn 90 degrees like that anyway?
   <ErikPflueger>   There was actual propulsion involved
   <ErikPflueger>   It's like skipping a pebble across the lake: if you're good, you can do that
   <Lord_Oblivion>   I'm still not sure about the physics of that shot
   <ErikPflueger>   If you're just aswesome at firing them, they'll pull a hard turn like that... :0
   <ErikPflueger>   And of course, the piece de resistance...
   <ErikPflueger>   Jar Jar fell into obscurity! :)
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Not enough
   <ErikPflueger>   THANK YOU! Tip your waitress!
   * Lord_Oblivion   knocks over his waitress
   <ErikPflueger>   LOL
   <ErikPflueger>   Not quite how it's done at the comedy club
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Reply #8 on: June 23, 2009, 01:28:10 AM
[19:11] Jelly: meanwhile, my forum is having a Megaman art competition
[19:11] Marmalade: Really? What's that all about?
[19:11] Jelly: it's supposed to be a bathing suit competition.
[19:11] Marmalade: sounds fun
[19:11] Jelly: im so mad that i won't be able to enter that bathing suit contest though. i just had a pretty funny idea
[19:11] Marmalade: Which is?
[19:11] Marmalade: Dont worry i won't steal.
[19:12] Jelly: Zero, Ciel, Neige, Kraft, Cyber X and the 4 Guardians from Rockman Zero
[19:12] Jelly: all on one of the Repliforce boats doing lines from "I'm on A Boat" xD
[19:12] Jelly: and by all means, steal it if you want to, lol
[19:12] Marmalade: Why would i enter a drawing contest silly.
[19:13] Jelly: yeah i know
[19:13] Jelly: i still love the idea though, lol
[19:13] Marmalade: Well, i don't really know the song; but it does sound nice.
[19:14] Marmalade: Especially if they're drunk! 8D
[19:14] Jelly: Really? I'm shocked. : O
[19:14] Jelly: and YES
[19:14] Jelly: XD

Seconds later

[19:16] Marmalade: Oh man, that song is great. It works too damn well. XD



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Reply #9 on: June 24, 2009, 06:41:00 AM
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-->|   iTouch_Guy (n=4a043ed9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-1d3b4b5dccab59ed) has joined #swfanon
   <iTouch_Guy>   Dammit!
   <Joseph>   What!
   <iTouch_Guy>   My connection on my iTouch keeps flickering.
   <Joseph>   Ohhhhhh
   <Joseph>   So you don't touch boys!
   <iTouch_Guy>   It's annoying.
   <iTouch_Guy>   LOL
   <Joseph>   Lol
   <Joseph>   OMG
   <Joseph>   Now you're "iTouch_Guys"???
   <TrakNar>   Singular.
   <iTouch_Guy>   I thought it'b be funnier.
   <TrakNar>   He only touches people named Guy. =P
   <Joseph>   Lol


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Reply #10 on: June 24, 2009, 06:46:25 AM
^
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Touched >0<



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Reply #11 on: June 24, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
[spoiler=lol racism]
Quote from: MSN
Kyouya says:
*A WILD [shadow runner] APPEARED
Red says:
*GO CHARIZARD
*USE FLAMETHROWER
Kyouya says:
*-20 HP
*IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
Red says:
*USE CALL POLICE
Kyouya says:
*WILD [shadow runner] FLED
Red says:
*ROFL ROFL ROFL
[/spoiler]



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Reply #12 on: June 25, 2009, 12:13:01 AM



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Reply #13 on: June 25, 2009, 10:02:38 AM
[spoiler=Is a bit lengthy...]
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   <sambarino>   is it just me or does there seem to be a typo here "who was given the task of hunting down a Jedi Knight-cum-bounty hunter named Jax Pavan. "
   <TrakNar>   No type.
   <TrakNar>   typo*
   <UncleEnoch>   Typo, no. Poor phrasing, arguably.
   -->|   Pantora (n=moep@p57B0B505.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #wookieepedia
   <TrakNar>   Like Magna-cum-laude
   <Pantora>   morning
   <sambarino>   no
   <UncleEnoch>   Yo. Breakfast is egg and spam.
   <sambarino>   magna cum laude is specifically pronounced coom
   <sambarino>   not "i am a scientist come politician"
   <TrakNar>   Who says that "Jedi Knight-cum-bounty hunter" isn't pronounced the same way?
   <Lord_Oblivion>   i only found that out a short time ago
   <UncleEnoch>   Yeah, "coom" is the preferred pronunciation there too
   <sambarino>   dont make me link to dictionary definitions of cum
   <UncleEnoch>   This links to the definition we're talking about http://www.thefreedictionary.com/cum+1
   <sambarino>   i propose we do a survey, take 10 random people and ask them if they think it's a typo or not
   <TrakNar>   If it'll make you feel better, though, change it to "turned".
   <sambarino>   cuz imo it's DEF not supposed to be spelt like that
   <sambarino>   it's just blatantly wrong imo but u guys think it's right then whatever
   <Pantora>   uhm, what would the meaning of Jedi Knight-cum-Bounty Hunter be? "Jedi Knights with Bounty Hunter" sounds strange
   <UncleEnoch>   To paraphrase the link you won't follow:
   <UncleEnoch>   cum (km, km)
   <UncleEnoch>   prep.
   <UncleEnoch>   Together with; plus. Often used in combination: our attic-cum-studio.
   <UncleEnoch>   Using the precise form used in the article
   <sambarino>   see come afaik would be similar to "become"
   <sambarino>   anyway, i'm not gonna change it, it just seems a bit ridiculous
   <Pantora>   cum is actually latin, and has to be pronounced as such, making it sound like a u and not like an a, thus coom shlould be the right pronounciation
   <Pantora>   just my five cents, though i did get only half of the discussion
   <LtNOWIS|TV>   right...
   <UncleEnoch>   You caught most of it
   <sambarino>   yeah, well maybe it's right but to uneducated peons like me it's like WTF
   <TrakNar>   Such a silly thing to argue over, vernacular...
   <UncleEnoch>   I admit it's a source of cheap giggles for those who aren't familiar with pseudo-intellectual-speak ^_^
   <TrakNar>   Best expand your vocabulary then.
   <UncleEnoch>   Wouldn't lose much by changing it to "turned"
        <Pantora>   actually my english dictionary says, it can be pronounced like come and like coom in englished
   * Pantora   is suprised
   <UncleEnoch>   koom preferred, kum acceptable
   <UncleEnoch>   Anyhoo
   <UncleEnoch>   Sleepy
   =-=   UncleEnoch is now known as Enochf|zzzzz
   <sambarino>   but "turned" doesnt mean the same as "together with"
   <sambarino>   i've heard it being spoken many times but never read it, so i'd always assumed they were saying come
   <TrakNar>   Well, now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
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Reply #14 on: June 25, 2009, 10:01:14 PM
A Slime draws near! Command?: btw I moved off my you fetish
P!ANO: olo thats ok i was never good enough for you anyway
A Slime draws near! Command?: That's not true >:
P!ANO: yes it is aaaaaaaaaaa
P!ANO: brb im guna make noodles
A Slime draws near! Command?: If you weren't good enough for me I wouldn't have mind-tapped dat
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Reply #15 on: June 25, 2009, 10:34:30 PM
mind-tapped dat

That's a new one...

"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting...Burning...FINGER!!!~"
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Reply #16 on: June 26, 2009, 12:24:50 AM
-EDITED OUT DUE TO SENSITIVITY-

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

It got really messy to find my sprite and comic topic, so it's in my sig.


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Reply #17 on: June 26, 2009, 02:03:18 AM
I so [tornado fang]ing want to ban you now.



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Reply #18 on: June 26, 2009, 02:05:19 AM
Well, that was earlier when it was in conception, this is now, I'll go edit that thanks.  It's why I hardly post outside the art gallery, sometimes things can be taken a little too seriously.

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

It got really messy to find my sprite and comic topic, so it's in my sig.


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Reply #19 on: June 26, 2009, 02:08:02 AM
Spin it any way you like, I don't care. Fact of the matter is what you posted in what is supposed to be a funny conversation thread wasn't and was completely [tornado fang]ing tasteless.



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Reply #20 on: June 26, 2009, 02:14:44 AM
Well, that was earlier when it was in conception, this is now, I'll go edit that thanks.  It's why I hardly post outside the art gallery, sometimes things can be taken a little too seriously.

Need a dose of common sense then.



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Reply #21 on: September 04, 2009, 08:04:46 PM
lol insane necroposting

[spoiler]DUFF MCFUCKINGWHALEN says:
I found you
DUFF MCFUCKINGWHALEN says:
FAKER
Red says:
FAKER?
Red says:
I THINK YOU’RE THE FAKE HEDGEHOG AROUND HERE
Red says:
YOU’RE COMPARING YOURSELF TO ME?
Red says:
HAH!
Red says:
YOU’RE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE M-
DUFF MCFUCKINGWHALEN says:
I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS
Red says:
Y FAKE
Red says:
8D
DUFF MCFUCKINGWHALEN says:
8D[/spoiler]

Link is probably something none of you expected. Click only if you like F/sn. Oh wait, you probably already clicked it.



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Reply #22 on: September 04, 2009, 08:09:49 PM
Link is probably something none of you expected. Click only if you like F/sn. Oh wait, you probably already clicked it.

8D



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Reply #23 on: September 09, 2009, 09:50:28 AM
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<IFYLOFD> This thing is like Duke Nukem Forever. Or Chinese Democracy. Or Detox.

<JangFett> Most likely.

<SirTopHat_> so if it's chinese democrazy

<SirTopHat_> cy

<SirTopHat_> it's going to suxor?

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<TrakNar> Democrazy- For the People By the Voices in Their Heads.

<JangFett> XD          

Yeah.


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Reply #24 on: September 09, 2009, 04:02:21 PM
That first line alone winded me from laughter. XD

Detox. Dre's been telling us to look out for it since I was a Sophomore in high school. XD