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China: Man pushes indecisive suicider off bridge

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on: May 25, 2009, 06:41:32 PM


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Reply #1 on: May 25, 2009, 06:42:34 PM
Woooooooow.


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Reply #2 on: May 25, 2009, 06:46:06 PM
... Ok...
That was... o~O


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Reply #3 on: May 25, 2009, 06:51:50 PM
Yeah.... weird.... o~O o-O


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Reply #4 on: May 25, 2009, 07:01:47 PM
As a person who hates traffic....I somewhat agree with why he pushed him off!   8)


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Reply #5 on: May 25, 2009, 07:10:39 PM
How selfish

Quote from: marshmallow man on April 25, 2010, 04:55:26 PM
...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

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Reply #6 on: May 25, 2009, 07:12:56 PM
This is totally not the reaction I expected out of you guys.


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Reply #7 on: May 25, 2009, 07:36:17 PM
Honestly?

I laughed at this. When I learned he survived.


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Reply #8 on: May 25, 2009, 07:41:48 PM
the whole thing is pretty damn funny, surprisingly enough. i gotta applaud the pusher.


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Reply #9 on: May 25, 2009, 07:48:12 PM
Actually, my first thought when I saw he survived was "ouch."

Quote from: marshmallow man on April 25, 2010, 04:55:26 PM
...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

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Reply #10 on: May 25, 2009, 08:18:13 PM
Quote from: Acid on May 25, 2009, 07:36:17 PM
Honestly?

I laughed at this. When I learned he survived.

your not the only one.  >0<

I do like the fact that he's waving to the people after he pushed the guy off though...

"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting...Burning...FINGER!!!~"
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Reply #11 on: May 26, 2009, 01:42:51 AM
I got you a better one: The Racist Couch.



According to the story, the chinese company that made the couch made an in-house translation software for the furniture labels, and this was the result of trying to translate the color of the damn thing.



Like I'm gonna buy that excuse in a million years.


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Reply #12 on: May 26, 2009, 01:53:50 AM
Apparently the guy that pushed the suicide to be was actually a mental patient on his way to the hospital for drugs.

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Reply #13 on: May 26, 2009, 03:03:20 AM
I'm gonna laugh so hard if the suicidal guy sues the pusher and/or the government for the injuries that he has to deal with since he lived.

Save the tatas..................................................................................................please?

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Reply #14 on: May 27, 2009, 07:12:18 PM
What the [sonic slicer]?  :o


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Reply #15 on: May 27, 2009, 08:03:32 PM
 Hahah I lost all hope in humanity


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Reply #16 on: May 28, 2009, 02:55:41 PM
You mean just now?


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Reply #17 on: May 28, 2009, 09:36:18 PM
Quote from: Night on May 28, 2009, 02:55:41 PM
You mean just now?
No , a long time ago in fact XD


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Reply #18 on: May 28, 2009, 09:44:02 PM
Quote from: Afro-Shroom on May 25, 2009, 08:18:13 PM
I do like the fact that he's waving to the people after he pushed the guy off though...

I thought he was saluting, it seems much funnier that way.

EDIT: I actually read it now, and....

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Photos in the Beijing Morning Post showed Lai, shoeless and in a T-shirt, saluting after Chen fell.


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Reply #19 on: June 13, 2009, 04:51:33 AM
Quote from: teh rei on May 26, 2009, 03:03:20 AM
I'm gonna laugh so hard if the suicidal guy sues the pusher and/or the government for the injuries that he has to deal with since he lived.

Can they do that in China? I don't think you can sue people in a Communist country? Can you?


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Reply #20 on: June 13, 2009, 05:50:06 AM
damn, I just got owned so bad. X(

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Reply #22 on: June 13, 2009, 06:02:04 AM
Quote from: Shiki Tohno on May 26, 2009, 01:42:51 AM
I got you a better one: The Racist Couch.



According to the story, the chinese company that made the couch made an in-house translation software for the furniture labels, and this was the result of trying to translate the color of the damn thing.

>0<


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Reply #23 on: June 13, 2009, 07:02:39 AM
Personally, I'd love to be the guy who talks to the dude on the ledge. I'd do that for a living.
"Hey"
"Hey"
"You gonna jump?"
"Thinkin about it, yeah"
"Cool, cool."
"Aren't you gonna try to talk me down?"
"Nah, I just wanted a better view."


Honestly, it's probably best I never end up in that kinda situation, cause I'd probably have pushed, too.

...what?

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Reply #24 on: June 13, 2009, 07:04:59 AM
Quote from: King Reaper on June 13, 2009, 07:02:39 AM
"Aren't you gonna try to talk me down?"
"Nah, I just wanted a better view."

I lol'd  8D

"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting...Burning...FINGER!!!~"
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