Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

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Reply #875 on: June 30, 2009, 10:51:23 PM
Granted but the milk goes off and the ice cream melts.

I wish I felt better.



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Reply #876 on: June 30, 2009, 10:57:25 PM
Granted you now feel a millionth of a percent better.

I wish I had better work ethic.



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Reply #877 on: July 01, 2009, 12:01:15 AM
Granted but you get stuck doing everyone elses work as well.

I wish I wasn't so sensitive to cold.

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Reply #878 on: July 01, 2009, 09:06:18 PM
Granted , now heat kills you

I wish that it was tommarow



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Reply #879 on: July 02, 2009, 02:08:54 PM
Granted. Turns out anything fun you had planned that day has been cancelled due to a visit from your allergic-to-everything cousins that you've never heard of before visiting.

I wish I wished a better wish.



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Reply #880 on: July 05, 2009, 04:51:37 PM
granted. but it turned out to be a worse wish afterall...

I wish I had no wish... wait, that's a wrong wish!

I wish RPM had the Mobile version...



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Reply #881 on: July 09, 2009, 04:11:32 AM
granted but its as an app exclusive only for the i-phone

i wish there were more job openings



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Reply #882 on: July 09, 2009, 04:42:43 AM
Granted, but the one you ended up getting was a school janitor.

I wish this summer wasn't so freakin' long and boring.



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Reply #883 on: July 09, 2009, 02:09:52 PM
granted. but it turned out to be more boring than usual

I wish I had a Transer...



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Reply #884 on: July 13, 2009, 05:39:00 AM
Granted, but the wish genie thought you said 'Trannie'.

I wish I knew what a Transer was XD



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Reply #885 on: July 13, 2009, 05:57:27 AM
Granted, but the knowledge of knowing what it was made you go into a self-induced coma. Then after a culmination of some 60 odd years, you wake to find that everything has changed into kobuns.

I wish to fall out of love.

Revolutionary


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Reply #886 on: July 13, 2009, 09:50:51 PM
Granted, you fell from the Air Plane named Love.

I wish I could get started on that comic I need to do, and be able to finish it by the end of the week.



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Reply #887 on: July 14, 2009, 10:35:03 AM
Granted, but nobody seems to notice, and you kill yourself due to artistic depression.

I wish I loved everybody in the world except for Kallen.



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Reply #888 on: July 14, 2009, 02:35:04 PM
Granted, but that means everybody, including criminals, terrorists, etc.

I wish I didn't owe everyone money



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Reply #889 on: July 14, 2009, 07:39:43 PM
Granted, but now you're bankrupt and can no longer make robots.

I wish Prince Harming would treat me with some respect.



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Reply #890 on: July 14, 2009, 11:10:54 PM
Granted, but you start turning into a zombie with a boring routine...

I wish I had some skills in making stuff...



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Reply #891 on: July 14, 2009, 11:25:37 PM
Granted, but the stuff you make involves love making, cucumbers and horse races.

I wish I would get to dream about something.



My name is Methos!

Just kidding...


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Reply #892 on: July 15, 2009, 04:01:35 AM
Granted, you dream about me...in a bikini...with a naked Drew Carey.

I wish I had some decent game programming skillz.



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Reply #893 on: July 15, 2009, 04:11:25 AM
Granted, but you can only make RPGs

I wish I were an Anthro.



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Reply #894 on: July 15, 2009, 04:21:16 AM
Granted, but now furry haters are hunting you down.

I wish to grow tentacles....from my upper lip.



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Reply #895 on: July 15, 2009, 04:23:30 AM
granted, however you will never be able to kiss your love without sucker marks appearing on her.

I wish I lived in the WoW Universe (as one of the playable races)



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Reply #896 on: July 15, 2009, 09:26:08 AM
Granted, but now WoW haters are hunting you down even more.

I wish I had a Space Marine suit.



My name is Methos!

Just kidding...


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Reply #897 on: July 15, 2009, 09:28:05 AM
Granted, but you get Zerg Rush'd.

I wish for cookies. Lots of them.


I'm watching you all. Always watching.


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Reply #898 on: July 15, 2009, 09:41:49 AM
Granted but they are guarded by a fierce cookie guarding Sandvich!

I wish for a non corruptible wish.

"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting...Burning...FINGER!!!~"
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Reply #899 on: July 15, 2009, 01:18:39 PM
granted. but then a God named 'Izanami corrupted it...

I wish I had something infuriating for the other... (and for me, too!)