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Title: funny chat logs
Post by: Sky Child on June 17, 2009, 05:51:05 AM
post funny chat logs

you should know who i am by now says (9:48 PM):
*bbl
Gamma says (9:48 PM):
*Don't let it go off. >_>
*AA
*Sorry.
*Wrong convo
*...holy [parasitic bomb] that was SO IMPROPER out of context
you should know who i am by now says (9:50 PM):
*aaaaaaahahahaha
*wow
*i should save that
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Quickman on June 17, 2009, 06:03:21 AM
Moved to Forum Games, and here's something from just a few seconds ago:

Quote
   <Olioster>   !markov Kilson
   <Nuku-Nuku>   Kilson nommed Enochf.
   <Dangerdan97>   did he?
   <TrakNar>   I wonder how Enochf felt about that.
   <Kilson>   I don't recall that.
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Nekomata on June 18, 2009, 10:17:56 PM
(12:54 PM) Hitomi Agada: http://persona.mechafetus.com/frontpage/visucomic010-large.jpg
... oo;;
(12:55 PM) Nobody: oo .........................
w
t
f??
(12:55 PM) Nobody: You read weird things, hun. oo
(12:56 PM) Hitomi Agada: yes
(12:56 PM) Nobody: I downloaded Wolverine and played it last night...
It's...strangely addicting and fun.
>>;;
(12:57 PM) Hitomi Agada: http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Mara i play weird games too... oo;;;
(12:59 PM) Nobody: So...
In Buddhism...the most evil being in the universe is...a [ray splasher]. oo
(12:59 PM) Hitomi Agada: more or less, yeah oo;
(12:59 PM) Nobody: Makes sense to me. XD
(1:02 PM) Hitomi Agada: "...Mara, who tried to tempt Buddha so that he could not achieve enlightenment."
D:
(1:02 PM) Nobody: Wait...
So he named his [ray splasher]? oo
And then decided it was a demon? OO
(1:02 PM) Hitomi Agada: probably? @@
(1:03 PM) Nobody: Still makes sense... >>
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Acid on June 18, 2009, 10:23:07 PM
What's with the smily abuse everywhere on the internet?
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Cpie on June 18, 2009, 10:32:10 PM
Because you use smileys when you don't want to show your mug.

 Ohoho funny convos huh? Let me fetch my screen caps.
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Dr. Wily II on June 19, 2009, 07:55:57 AM
Ohoho funny convos huh? Let me fetch my screen caps.
...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >0<
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Gotham Ranger on June 19, 2009, 08:32:08 AM
What's with the smily abuse everywhere on the internet?
I really don't use smileys too much aside from the occasional XD and :P
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Quickman on June 21, 2009, 07:53:57 AM
We love to beat a dead horse on #wookieepedia...
[spoiler=May be a bit... huge.]
Quote
   <ErikPflueger>   You ever notice how many SW characters die either from falling, or from having something fall on them?
   <ErikPflueger>   Palpatine? Fell to his death
   <ErikPflueger>   Vader nearly fell to his death
   <ErikPflueger>   Luke nearly fell to his death how many times?
   <ErikPflueger>   Chewbacca? A moon fell on him!
   <TrakNar>   Fett fell to a presumed chump's death in the Sarlacc...
   <ErikPflueger>   Xiss? A walker fell on her!
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Boba Fett fell to his death.
   <Darth_Culator>   Well, my eyes have started refusing to give more than a 90% effort on focusing on things, so it's apparently time to sleep.
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Jinx
   <TrakNar>   Lol
   =-=   Darth_Culator is now known as Culator|Away
   <ErikPflueger>   Darth Maul? Yes, he was bisected, but the two parts FELL down a shaft!
   <Lord_Oblivion>   In fact, Fett did it twice
   <ErikPflueger>   Lotta falling in SW
   <ErikPflueger>   Could Lucas be scared of heights?
   <TrakNar>   He should have stayed in the Sarlacc as far as I care. But nope. He's pushing 70 and still running around with bad knees and hammer toes 'cause Traviss whores him out like nobody's business.
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Easy way of disposing of the body
   <ErikPflueger>   Gravity is a [sonic slicer]
   <Lord_Oblivion>   The Executor fell into the Death Star
   <ErikPflueger>   LOL, true!
   <ErikPflueger>   The Invisible Hand fell onto Coruscant's surface
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Hm...
   <CdtNOWIS>   Bah.
   <Enochf>   The Wilhelm scream is basically Lucas's shorthand for saying "and then this guy fell to his death"
   <CdtNOWIS>   I should log off if I'm not going to be here.
   <ErikPflueger>   The Eclipse fell into a hyperspace wormhole... no, that's reaching
   <TrakNar>   Greedo fell over onto a table.
   <Lord_Oblivion>   The way Maul dispatched that Nightsister is intended to foreshadow his own death isn't it?
   <ErikPflueger>   One of the Galaxy Gun's projectiles fell into Byss' gravity well, and that was all she wrote
   <TrakNar>   Yoda fell off of Luke's foot when he lost concentration.
   <ErikPflueger>   And didn't Nom Anor get trapped on an escape vessel that fell to its destruction on Coruscant?
   <Enochf>   Now you're getting silly
   <ErikPflueger>   Lotta falling!
   <ErikPflueger>   And Luke's hand? You guessed it... it fell.
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Obi-Wan's lightsaber
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Dooku's head
   <ErikPflueger>   And for a real stretch... Both Dooku's hands and head FELL to the deck when they were cut off
   <Lord_Oblivion>   lol
   <ErikPflueger>   Damn you. :)
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Again
   <ErikPflueger>   And by the way, Anakin wasn't seduced... he FELL to the dark side.
   <Lord_Oblivion>   If that counts, we also have Zam and Anakin's arms
   <Lord_Oblivion>   And Jango's head
   ...
   <ErikPflueger>   Yep
   <Enochf>   Padme fell in love with Anakin, and eventually died
   <TrakNar>   Tears fell from Padme's eyes.
   <ErikPflueger>   And now our joke is FALLING into ridiculousness. ;)
   <ErikPflueger>   The Republic fell.
   <CdtNOWIS>   As it turns out, when I have cable TV, my interest in editing diminishes
   <ErikPflueger>   And a major character's name is BARON FEL. Nuff said! :)
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Kreia fell into the core of Malachor V
   <TrakNar>   Oola fell into the rancor pit.
   <ErikPflueger>   The trap door fell onto the rancor!
   <TrakNar>   And the band dropped the tune.
   <Ozzel>   I'm about to fall...
   ...
   |<--   Ozzel has left irc.freenode.net ("...asleep")
   <CdtNOWIS>   nice
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Bug was crushed by falling rocks
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Heh
   <CdtNOWIS>   They need some 3D-er computer RPGs, so they can bring falling back
   <ErikPflueger>   Is it cheating to say the torpedoes FELL into the exhaust port?
   <ErikPflueger>   No, that implies Luke just dropped them
   <Lord_Oblivion>   They did I guess
   <Lord_Oblivion>   How did they turn 90 degrees like that anyway?
   <ErikPflueger>   There was actual propulsion involved
   <ErikPflueger>   It's like skipping a pebble across the lake: if you're good, you can do that
   <Lord_Oblivion>   I'm still not sure about the physics of that shot
   <ErikPflueger>   If you're just aswesome at firing them, they'll pull a hard turn like that... :0
   <ErikPflueger>   And of course, the piece de resistance...
   <ErikPflueger>   Jar Jar fell into obscurity! :)
   <Lord_Oblivion>   Not enough
   <ErikPflueger>   THANK YOU! Tip your waitress!
   * Lord_Oblivion   knocks over his waitress
   <ErikPflueger>   LOL
   <ErikPflueger>   Not quite how it's done at the comedy club
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Jericho on June 23, 2009, 01:28:10 AM
[19:11] Jelly: meanwhile, my forum is having a Megaman art competition
[19:11] Marmalade: Really? What's that all about?
[19:11] Jelly: it's supposed to be a bathing suit competition.
[19:11] Marmalade: sounds fun
[19:11] Jelly: im so mad that i won't be able to enter that bathing suit contest though. i just had a pretty funny idea
[19:11] Marmalade: Which is?
[19:11] Marmalade: Dont worry i won't steal.
[19:12] Jelly: Zero, Ciel, Neige, Kraft, Cyber X and the 4 Guardians from Rockman Zero
[19:12] Jelly: all on one of the Repliforce boats doing lines from "I'm on A Boat" xD
[19:12] Jelly: and by all means, steal it if you want to, lol
[19:12] Marmalade: Why would i enter a drawing contest silly.
[19:13] Jelly: yeah i know
[19:13] Jelly: i still love the idea though, lol
[19:13] Marmalade: Well, i don't really know the song; but it does sound nice.
[19:14] Marmalade: Especially if they're drunk! 8D
[19:14] Jelly: Really? I'm shocked. : O
[19:14] Jelly: and YES
[19:14] Jelly: XD

Seconds later

[19:16] Marmalade: Oh man, that song is great. It works too damn well. XD
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Quickman on June 24, 2009, 06:41:00 AM
Quote
-->|   iTouch_Guy (n=4a043ed9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-1d3b4b5dccab59ed) has joined #swfanon
   <iTouch_Guy>   Dammit!
   <Joseph>   What!
   <iTouch_Guy>   My connection on my iTouch keeps flickering.
   <Joseph>   Ohhhhhh
   <Joseph>   So you don't touch boys!
   <iTouch_Guy>   It's annoying.
   <iTouch_Guy>   LOL
   <Joseph>   Lol
   <Joseph>   OMG
   <Joseph>   Now you're "iTouch_Guys"???
   <TrakNar>   Singular.
   <iTouch_Guy>   I thought it'b be funnier.
   <TrakNar>   He only touches people named Guy. =P
   <Joseph>   Lol
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Emiri Landeel on June 24, 2009, 06:46:25 AM
^
^
Touched >0<
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Klavier Gavin on June 24, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
[spoiler=lol racism]
Quote from: MSN
Kyouya says:
*A WILD [shadow runner] APPEARED
Red says:
*GO CHARIZARD
*USE FLAMETHROWER
Kyouya says:
*-20 HP
*IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
Red says:
*USE CALL POLICE
Kyouya says:
*WILD [shadow runner] FLED
Red says:
*ROFL ROFL ROFL
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Sky Child on June 25, 2009, 12:13:01 AM
[spoiler=lol racism][/spoiler]
olo
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Quickman on June 25, 2009, 10:02:38 AM
[spoiler=Is a bit lengthy...]
Quote
   <sambarino>   is it just me or does there seem to be a typo here "who was given the task of hunting down a Jedi Knight-cum-bounty hunter named Jax Pavan. "
   <TrakNar>   No type.
   <TrakNar>   typo*
   <UncleEnoch>   Typo, no. Poor phrasing, arguably.
   -->|   Pantora (n=moep@p57B0B505.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #wookieepedia
   <TrakNar>   Like Magna-cum-laude
   <Pantora>   morning
   <sambarino>   no
   <UncleEnoch>   Yo. Breakfast is egg and spam.
   <sambarino>   magna cum laude is specifically pronounced coom
   <sambarino>   not "i am a scientist come politician"
   <TrakNar>   Who says that "Jedi Knight-cum-bounty hunter" isn't pronounced the same way?
   <Lord_Oblivion>   i only found that out a short time ago
   <UncleEnoch>   Yeah, "coom" is the preferred pronunciation there too
   <sambarino>   dont make me link to dictionary definitions of cum
   <UncleEnoch>   This links to the definition we're talking about http://www.thefreedictionary.com/cum+1
   <sambarino>   i propose we do a survey, take 10 random people and ask them if they think it's a typo or not
   <TrakNar>   If it'll make you feel better, though, change it to "turned".
   <sambarino>   cuz imo it's DEF not supposed to be spelt like that
   <sambarino>   it's just blatantly wrong imo but u guys think it's right then whatever
   <Pantora>   uhm, what would the meaning of Jedi Knight-cum-Bounty Hunter be? "Jedi Knights with Bounty Hunter" sounds strange
   <UncleEnoch>   To paraphrase the link you won't follow:
   <UncleEnoch>   cum (km, km)
   <UncleEnoch>   prep.
   <UncleEnoch>   Together with; plus. Often used in combination: our attic-cum-studio.
   <UncleEnoch>   Using the precise form used in the article
   <sambarino>   see come afaik would be similar to "become"
   <sambarino>   anyway, i'm not gonna change it, it just seems a bit ridiculous
   <Pantora>   cum is actually latin, and has to be pronounced as such, making it sound like a u and not like an a, thus coom shlould be the right pronounciation
   <Pantora>   just my five cents, though i did get only half of the discussion
   <LtNOWIS|TV>   right...
   <UncleEnoch>   You caught most of it
   <sambarino>   yeah, well maybe it's right but to uneducated peons like me it's like WTF
   <TrakNar>   Such a silly thing to argue over, vernacular...
   <UncleEnoch>   I admit it's a source of cheap giggles for those who aren't familiar with pseudo-intellectual-speak ^_^
   <TrakNar>   Best expand your vocabulary then.
   <UncleEnoch>   Wouldn't lose much by changing it to "turned"
        <Pantora>   actually my english dictionary says, it can be pronounced like come and like coom in englished
   * Pantora   is suprised
   <UncleEnoch>   koom preferred, kum acceptable
   <UncleEnoch>   Anyhoo
   <UncleEnoch>   Sleepy
   =-=   UncleEnoch is now known as Enochf|zzzzz
   <sambarino>   but "turned" doesnt mean the same as "together with"
   <sambarino>   i've heard it being spoken many times but never read it, so i'd always assumed they were saying come
   <TrakNar>   Well, now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
[/spoiler]

The discussion is still going on.
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Sky Child on June 25, 2009, 10:01:14 PM
A Slime draws near! Command?: btw I moved off my you fetish
P!ANO: olo thats ok i was never good enough for you anyway
A Slime draws near! Command?: That's not true >:
P!ANO: yes it is aaaaaaaaaaa
P!ANO: brb im guna make noodles
A Slime draws near! Command?: If you weren't good enough for me I wouldn't have mind-tapped dat
*** Auto-response sent to [address removed]: Away since 12:52 PM (GMT-6)
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Afro-Shroom on June 25, 2009, 10:34:30 PM
mind-tapped dat

That's a new one...
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Gaia on June 26, 2009, 12:24:50 AM
-EDITED OUT DUE TO SENSITIVITY-
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Jericho on June 26, 2009, 02:03:18 AM
I so [tornado fang]ing want to ban you now.
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Gaia on June 26, 2009, 02:05:19 AM
Well, that was earlier when it was in conception, this is now, I'll go edit that thanks.  It's why I hardly post outside the art gallery, sometimes things can be taken a little too seriously.
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Jericho on June 26, 2009, 02:08:02 AM
Spin it any way you like, I don't care. Fact of the matter is what you posted in what is supposed to be a funny conversation thread wasn't and was completely [tornado fang]ing tasteless.
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: STM on June 26, 2009, 02:14:44 AM
Well, that was earlier when it was in conception, this is now, I'll go edit that thanks.  It's why I hardly post outside the art gallery, sometimes things can be taken a little too seriously.

Need a dose of common sense then.
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Harruhy on September 04, 2009, 08:04:46 PM
lol insane necroposting

[spoiler]DUFF MCFUCKINGWHALEN says:
I found you
DUFF MCFUCKINGWHALEN says:
FAKER
Red says:
FAKER? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcC511NH5LU&feature=related)
Red says:
I THINK YOU’RE THE FAKE HEDGEHOG AROUND HERE
Red says:
YOU’RE COMPARING YOURSELF TO ME?
Red says:
HAH!
Red says:
YOU’RE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE M-
DUFF MCFUCKINGWHALEN says:
I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS
Red says:
Y FAKE
Red says:
8D
DUFF MCFUCKINGWHALEN says:
8D[/spoiler]

Link is probably something none of you expected. Click only if you like F/sn. Oh wait, you probably already clicked it.
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Klavier Gavin on September 04, 2009, 08:09:49 PM
Link is probably something none of you expected. Click only if you like F/sn. Oh wait, you probably already clicked it.

8D
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Quickman on September 09, 2009, 09:50:28 AM
Quote
<IFYLOFD> This thing is like Duke Nukem Forever. Or Chinese Democracy. Or Detox.

<JangFett> Most likely.

<SirTopHat_> so if it's chinese democrazy

<SirTopHat_> cy

<SirTopHat_> it's going to suxor?

...

<TrakNar> Democrazy- For the People By the Voices in Their Heads.

<JangFett> XD          

Yeah.
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Jericho on September 09, 2009, 04:02:21 PM
That first line alone winded me from laughter. XD

Detox. Dre's been telling us to look out for it since I was a Sophomore in high school. XD
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Sky Child on September 10, 2009, 08:01:38 AM
THREAD REVIVAL WAS quite excellent
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Quickman on September 10, 2009, 10:11:55 AM
Quote
<LucidFox>   "Then quickly and in fear Mablung took it and set it in Beren's living hand; and Beren was aroused by the touch of the Silmaril, and held it aloft, and bade Thingol receive it."
   <LucidFox>   Beren/Thingol OTP!
   <TrakNar>   That sounds remotely sexual.
   <Havac>   "Receive it, [sonic slicer]!"
   <LordHydronium>   I'll bet Beren was aroused by the touch

Yeah, sexual.
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Sky Child on September 11, 2009, 01:44:07 AM
Quote from: HULK HOGAN'S BEACH PATROL
Agent Darkbooty: ONE OF MEDIC'S LAUGHS
Agent Darkbooty: IS SO [tornado fang]ing
Agent Darkbooty: GAY
Agent Darkbooty: "OOOH HOO HOO HOOO"
Agent Darkbooty: HE SOUNDS LIKE SPRINGTIME
MedicKit: BUT I LOVE HIM
MedicKit: LOL SPRINGTIME
Agent Darkbooty: SPRINGTIME
Agent Darkbooty: FOR MEDIC
Agent Darkbooty: AND GRANARY
MedicKit: YAAAAYYY


Posted on: September 10, 2009, 09:02:10 PM
MedicKit disconnected.
Agent Darkbooty: respawning in twelve seconds
MedicKit entered chat.
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Quickman on September 11, 2009, 10:19:14 AM
Quote
<LO|away> Filoni needs to quit raping the continuity so eagerly 

<RF> Continuity is a lustful whore, though.

<LordHydronium> Sure, blame the victim

<RF> "She was asking for it, wearing clothes like those." 

<RF> 9_9 9_9 9_9

<LordHydronium> "She wanted it. Look at her waving those retcons around."

<RF> Those big, bouncing retcons.            

Those round retcons that beg to be sucked on like an orphaned kitten...
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Harruhy on September 14, 2009, 02:28:41 AM
Quote
DUFF MCFUCKINGWHALEN says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACvlzSCa2wo


Red says:
Pikachu is paralyzed!
WELL I'M NOT PARALYZED, BUT I SEEM TO BE STRUCK BY YOU~

DUFF MCFUCKINGWHALEN says:
8D
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Quickman on September 25, 2009, 11:01:18 AM
Quote
[04:09] <LucidFox> TrakNar> You don't know where "grenading the fetus" is from?

[04:09] <+TrakNar> Nope.

[04:09] <LucidFox> BEHOLD.

[04:09] <LucidFox> http://qdb.lucidfox.org/3805

[04:09] <LucidFox> AND WEEP.

[04:10] <LucidFox> Tremble, mortals, before the power of Karen the Sanity Destroyer. SHE FEEDS ON YOUR TEARS.

[04:11] <+TrakNar> That has gotta be some weird [parasitic bomb] and yet I am strangely curious.  Strangely curious... not enough to buy the book, though.

[04:36] <+TrakNar> Hm... How can Traviss destroy one's sanity when one has no sanity remaining?

[04:40] <LucidFox> Negative sanity? :p

[04:40] <+TrakNar> Does she then destroy insanity?

[04:40] <+TrakNar> Drive people sane?

[04:40] <+TrakNar> If so... then we have a cure for schizophrenia.

[04:41] <LucidFox> Hmm... I just imagined Traviss going against the Joker.          

Perhaps it's good that Traviss decided to stop writing...

Posted on: September 17, 2009, 10:25:32 AM
Quote
<CavalierOne> Ugh ... Wiki blogs ...

...

<Grunny> Yeah, I know

<Grunny> :|

...

<CavalierOne> Blogs ... doesn't Wikia realize we are an encyclopedia ... not Facebook ...

<Grunny> http://www.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Blog_article_feature_feedback/opt-out

<Grunny> We need to sign there

<TrakNar> I'd sign, but I'm not staff.

<Grunny> I could sign, but I expect Culator too at some point :P

<Grunny> to*

<CavalierOne> Yes, we do not want to spoil Culator's fun for a Wikia rant.

<CdtNOWIS> If doesn't mean Halopedia's standards, that says something

...

<CavalierOne> Allowing all users to contribute to the blog is asking for trouble. You see the mental ages of some people we get around here.

<CdtNOWIS> And actual ages

<CdtNOWIS> The vast majority of under 15-year olds are idiots

<CavalierOne> Yep. I can imagine all the "Ahsoka Tano is hot! I totally want to marry her!" topics.

<CdtNOWIS> I started editing Wikipedia around 15. I am not proud of those contributions

<TrakNar> A blog would also be just a sounding board for emo rants by users who were warned/blocked or reprimanded in some manner.

<TrakNar> Or full of fanfics.

<TrakNar> Pages and pages of fanfics.

<TrakNar> That all devolve into buttsecks as most fanfics do.

* TrakNar shudders at the thought.   
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Klavier Gavin on October 25, 2009, 01:47:51 AM
Quote from: MSN
Kyouya says:
*QUICKLY HITOMI
*LIGHT OUR DARKEST HOUR
Hitomi says:
**turns on flashlight* :x
Kyouya says:
*xD

8D
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Quickman on October 27, 2009, 08:49:31 AM
Quote
<LtNOWIS|CGI> Hmm. Wikipedia has two insect-mating pics on its main page this month

<LO|Away> Yum

<LO|Away> Incest mating

<LO|Away> Err...

<LO|Away> *insect

<Jedi_Kasra> Ughhh...

<LO|Away> Freudian slip          

Heh.
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Klavier Gavin on October 27, 2009, 08:53:16 AM
Quote
"so what you been doing all dayy??"

"Filling out forms, playing games, and texting some skank."

"lol thats not very nice"

8D
Title: YES BECAUSE EMOTES ARE A VALID FORM OF COMMUNICATION
Post by: Sky on October 28, 2009, 12:04:04 AM
[1:44:29 PM] Oskenso Kashi: o.o
[1:48:54 PM] chan is granny: what
[1:48:59 PM] Oskenso Kashi: hi
[1:49:11 PM] chan is granny: helo
[1:49:17 PM] Oskenso Kashi: :3 wushup
[1:49:40 PM] chan is granny: i'm going to class
[1:49:46 PM] Oskenso Kashi: ooh o.o
[1:49:53 PM | Edited 1:50:00 PM] Oskenso Kashi: have fun?
[1:50:47 PM] chan is granny: ha good one
[1:50:50 PM] chan is granny: ok bye
[1:50:53 PM] Oskenso Kashi: bai
[4:42:58 PM] Oskenso Kashi: o.o
[4:43:35 PM] chan is granny: ohi
[4:44:44 PM] Oskenso Kashi: hai hai :3
[4:44:47 PM] Oskenso Kashi: whatsup
[4:44:53 PM] chan is granny: yes
[4:56:32 PM] Oskenso Kashi: o.0
[4:59:03 PM] chan is granny: what
[4:59:38 PM] Oskenso Kashi: yes ? XD
[5:00:06 PM] chan is granny: i dont even
[5:01:03 PM] Oskenso Kashi: xD
[5:01:24 PM] chan is granny: emote storm, bro
[5:02:34 PM] Oskenso Kashi: ;D
[5:02:34 PM] Oskenso Kashi: o3o
[5:02:35 PM] Oskenso Kashi: o.o
[5:02:48 PM] chan is granny: moeee
[5:04:12 PM] chan is granny: i hate that hedgehog
[5:04:50 PM] Oskenso Kashi: o.0
[5:04:50 PM] Oskenso Kashi: which
[5:04:53 PM] Oskenso Kashi: oh
[5:04:56 PM] Oskenso Kashi: that hedgehog >.>
[5:05:00 PM] Oskenso Kashi: pengas
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Cpie on October 28, 2009, 12:07:40 AM
Sweet Lord..
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Police Girl on November 13, 2009, 01:58:08 AM
Spoiler Tagged due to length.
[spoiler]
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GaiaX6: I see.
RMZXEXE: so, wanna play some TF2?
GaiaX6: Bacon.
RMZXEXE: Bacon... tasty... :P Good thing I have food or I would complain that I'm starving.
GaiaX6: Would you eat bacon if it's tied next to lit dynamite.
GaiaX6: *?
RMZXEXE: Maybe, how long is the fuse?
GaiaX6: 6CM long.
RMZXEXE: ehh... if I could rip it off and run away with it... maybe
GaiaX6: You gotta be fast if you want to do it.
RMZXEXE: Exactly... Maybe if I was the Scout... but since Im not and not that energetic .... i'd probably not...
GaiaX6: The scout doesn't have a knife..
GaiaX6: So there's little chance of cutting it free.
RMZXEXE: True... the spy maybe? but he can't run that fast...
GaiaX6: Unless there's a piggyback, but they will kill eachother over it.
RMZXEXE: yeah... that seems to make sense...
GaiaX6: And nobody's from britan.
RMZXEXE: That is true... Heavy could probably get the bacon... hes bulky enough to survive the explosion
GaiaX6: But he is slow.
RMZXEXE: Very true. He wouldn't be able to get to it before somebody else could swipe it....
GaiaX6: Demoman would have the most chance of getting it, since he IS a demolition expert.
GaiaX6: He can defuse it.
GaiaX6: Without setting it off.
RMZXEXE: Makes sense, but would he be sober enough?
GaiaX6: And that leaves the Sniper.
GaiaX6: He would be too busy enough with his job to even care.
RMZXEXE: yeah, Pyro and soldier couldn't get it either. Pyro would set it off and Soldier is slower.
GaiaX6: Nobody can get it.
GaiaX6: Well, there's the Engeneer.
RMZXEXE: Dispenser nearby to heal him
GaiaX6: Although the dispenser would get hit.
RMZXEXE: yeah, it would have to get hit
GaiaX6: So that means nobody would be able to get it.
GaiaX6: Unless they are in teams.
RMZXEXE: Medic-Heavy could get it...
GaiaX6: Spy-Scout can have a chance.
GaiaX6: It's red vs blue anyway.
RMZXEXE: lol
RMZXEXE: that is true
GaiaX6: It'll be a free-for-all until either the flame from the Pyro hits the dinyamite, Sniper hits the dynamite, or it goes off on it's own.
RMZXEXE: yeah.
GaiaX6: Either way, no one can win.
RMZXEXE: Exactly, its the battle for the bacon. Even if it survives the explosion nobody will eat it because its sizzled to a crisp.... maybe heavy would eat it...
GaiaX6: If he manages to survive.
GaiaX6 is now Away.
GaiaX6 is now Online.
RMZXEXE: thats why he should have a medic nearby at all times
GaiaX6: But then again, he is one of the weaker classes.
RMZXEXE: yeah... Medic should be careful.
GaiaX6: Why he should have a soldier backing him up.
GaiaX6: With the Engeneer guards the base.
RMZXEXE: And the scout to collect the Bacon Dynamite while the spy cuts the rope off
RMZXEXE: to bring to the Demoman to Diffuse it.
RMZXEXE: It would have to be preformed perfectly
GaiaX6: Unless the Blu team decides to go after it.
RMZXEXE: Yeah, then they would have to worry about fighting them and not worry about the bacon
GaiaX6: Unless thier allies get to the bacon before the Blu team does.
RMZXEXE: Then they would have to fight off the Blu Team WHILE retrieving the Bacon.
GaiaX6: Okay, RPM is being freaky.
RMZXEXE: Whys that? That Omega dude?
GaiaX6: No, glitch.
RMZXEXE: oh, I dont seem to have it...
GaiaX6: I wanted another place, and it took me all the way to the fan creations board. O.O
RMZXEXE: O_o Wierd... Im not getting that...
GaiaX6: Non-Seth animation?
GaiaX6: Something on fox?
RMZXEXE: Not Family Guy, American Dad, Clevland Show... :P
RMZXEXE: It was a response to Super nova
RMZXEXE: Im editing my post
GaiaX6: So it was a bet?
RMZXEXE: no, He just asked when the Simpsons was getting a new episode
RMZXEXE: lol
GaiaX6: Ah.
GaiaX6: So far there's like three seth shows.
RMZXEXE: Yeah
RMZXEXE: 3/4
RMZXEXE: :|
GaiaX6: One online.
RMZXEXE: Oh right, the Mini Cartoons?
GaiaX6: Yeah.
RMZXEXE: That means 4 then
RMZXEXE: 3 on fox, one online
RMZXEXE: :P
GaiaX6: A third is being aired on fox, while the fourth is being aired on Youtube.
GaiaX6: So 3/4.
RMZXEXE: yeah
RMZXEXE: The Youtube one is on DVD now, its apparently disgusting...
RMZXEXE: Seeing the ads for it make it look like its disgusting at least
GaiaX6: And that Mario bit.
RMZXEXE: The Mario one is funny
RMZXEXE: I don't like the Stewie voice Mario has though
GaiaX6: However, I haven't seen a single Super Mario relaited gag yet.
GaiaX6: on Family Guy itself.
RMZXEXE: I know, Irony
RMZXEXE: The Youtube show is pretty much cutaway gags on Family Guy without that shows characters
GaiaX6: It gets more ironic when Peter finds out about the Evil Monkey.
RMZXEXE: I thought the monkey died?
GaiaX6: Remember, the characters are sturdy as [tornado fang] in that show.
RMZXEXE: Very true
RMZXEXE: He was bleeding though
RMZXEXE: :P
GaiaX6: How'd you think everyone survived the gun fight?
RMZXEXE: Oh right, last nights episode
RMZXEXE: XD
GaiaX6: And the Evil Monkey is a primary.
RMZXEXE: Yeah, I keep forgetting that there aren't many small role characters in FG. Personally I find Adam West to be funnier than most of the primary cast.
GaiaX6: He's basically the ego [Bumpity-Boom!] of the show.
GaiaX6: Hence why he got the one way sign.
GaiaX6: for the roughtwiler.
RMZXEXE: lol
GaiaX6: I do remember the times when cleaveland broke the fourth wall.
GaiaX6: "Do you know that I'm getting a spinoff?"
RMZXEXE: I miss having Clevland on the show, When I catch the new episodes on AS or Hulu they seem a little more stale lately... Or maybe its because they [twin slasher] the hell out of the First Season episodes
RMZXEXE: I did like the letter that one person sent about hating Family Guy, with AS saying how after its done then FGZ, FGGT, and FGK will come out and they can replay it to hell then.
RMZXEXE: XD
GaiaX6: Without Cleaveland?
GaiaX6: Yeah.
RMZXEXE: Yeah, he was kinda the normal guy in the show.
GaiaX6: But we got to see him in a familiar gag.
RMZXEXE: Of course, the Bathtub Gag
GaiaX6: The poor guy can't even get a good bath.
RMZXEXE: Never will Never has. :P
GaiaX6: Last time the bathtub gag was used, it was used with a bomb.
RMZXEXE: Right... I think I either missed that episode or dont remember it...
RMZXEXE: I dont really watch it much outside of Adult Swim
RMZXEXE: and I didn't have TV for the past 2 months... :|
RMZXEXE: Not to mention that my Parents are Protective of me to no end...
GaiaX6: TV blowout?
RMZXEXE: No, Cable box wasnt working
GaiaX6: Cable? I got AT&T.
RMZXEXE: It wasn't plugged in somehow
RMZXEXE: Digital Cable, lol
RMZXEXE: We seem to like it a lot
RMZXEXE: Plus I have a TiVo
RMZXEXE: Hasn't been recording anything for weeks
GaiaX6: Ouch.
GaiaX6: Mine has a series recorder. :/
RMZXEXE: Same
RMZXEXE: I mainly Record Bleach, The Office (Both versions), Simpsons, and Titan Maximum
GaiaX6: Say, how's Titan Maximum? Good enough to get a part in Super Robot Wars?
GaiaX6: Or does it need enough episodes to be a legimite entry?
RMZXEXE: Its made by the people who made Robot Chicken, its pretty good. Its more of a comedy than anything
RMZXEXE: I dont think the ppl who make SRW would see it
RMZXEXE: if they did it would be a pretty epic entry
GaiaX6: Epic ball-kicking finish.
RMZXEXE: Exactly, Crotch attacks solve everything in that show.
RMZXEXE: You know what? I think my parents bug me a little too much...
GaiaX6: Like prison guards with prisoners?
GaiaX6: Or officers with POWs?
RMZXEXE: No, more like Parents with an infant
RMZXEXE: /lol
RMZXEXE: For the longest time I wasnt allowed to play M rated games because of violence
GaiaX6: Actually, Titan Maximum itself knows a few martial arts moves..
RMZXEXE: Yeah, But is it doing the moves itself or are the pilots doing it?
RMZXEXE: Also, admiral Bitchface. Love that name XD
GaiaX6: Plus retirement planet.
RMZXEXE: Yeah
GaiaX6: If they do get involved, a mission would have to do with protecting  the planet while being lured into a trap by admaral bitchface.
RMZXEXE: Exactly
GaiaX6: Because that's a key planet.
RMZXEXE: Exactly, good area for a mission
RMZXEXE: They should totally make a Titan Maximum game. Base it off Starfox 64/
RMZXEXE: :P
GaiaX6: Adult Swim Game's primary series is 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself.
RMZXEXE: I love those games
RMZXEXE: Good time-killers
GaiaX6: You play as a sucidal maniac who just wants to end it all.
RMZXEXE: Exactly, its fun to find all the ways to get hurt.
RMZXEXE: Fantasy Telemarketer is fun too
GaiaX6: Then there' Zombie Hooker Nightmare.
RMZXEXE: Not played that one, how is it
GaiaX6: Not as fun because it's a generic Zombie killer.
RMZXEXE: true, looks to me like Viva Caligula personally
GaiaX6: Same engine?
RMZXEXE: Possible
RMZXEXE: Looks the same
RMZXEXE: must be same developer
RMZXEXE: brb
RMZXEXE: back
RMZXEXE: /lol
RMZXEXE: chatting with my on-again, off-again GF
GaiaX6: And would you like your cat steam-fried, grilled, or barbequed?
GaiaX6: Or maybe fried?
GaiaX6: How about Boiled?
RMZXEXE: err....
RMZXEXE: I dunno
GaiaX6: Okay.. how about this week's special? Nuked Shrimp?
RMZXEXE: Nuked? Filled with Radiation? Sure!
GaiaX6: Alright. What would you like on the side? we got radioactive berries.
RMZXEXE: Are they... Strawberries?
GaiaX6: They are completely radiated so it's not easy to recognize them anymore.
RMZXEXE: Ok... I'll take some
GaiaX6: Now for the drinks, would you like Toxic waste or Coke mixed in with Miller Light?
RMZXEXE: Coke and Miller Light plz
GaiaX6: Alright.
GaiaX6: Enjoy.
RMZXEXE: Thank you I will, *Eats food* Tasty... *Passes out due to radiation poisoning*
RMZXEXE: *Foaming at the mouth*
GaiaX6 is now Offline.
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Emiri Landeel on January 14, 2010, 05:51:45 PM
This is what happened when you're talking to people from the past.

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エミリ・ランディール(23:32): btw, what time is it now?
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!!! (23:32): 12.34am
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!!! (23:32): so it's.. the 15th! 
エミリ・ランディール (23:33): XD
エミリ・ランディール (23:33): You're one hour faster!
エミリ・ランディール (23:34): 11.34 here
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:34): I BRING COOKIES BAKED ONE HOUR IN THE FUTURE
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:34): but if i bring then you where you are..
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:34): won't they be uncooked   
エミリ・ランディール (23:35): O_O
エミリ・ランディール (23:35): Back to the past lolz
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:35): new blockbuster!
エミリ・ランディール (23:36): THIS SUMMER!
エミリ・ランディール (23:36): (wonder why it has to be summer. Why not winter?)
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:37): COOKIES LEFT UNCOOKED
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:37): (shrug  )
エミリ・ランディール (23:37): (I'll try then... THIS WINTER!)
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:37): XD
エミリ・ランディール (23:38): ONE GUY WILL EAT IT RAW!!!!
エミリ・ランディール (23:39): AND HE'S FROM THE PAST!
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:39): WHATEVER WILL HAPPEN TO HIM
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:40): STAY TUNED TO THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF..
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:40): BACK TO THE PAST RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
エミリ・ランディール (23:40): RATE M FOR MATURE (LOLZ)
エミリ・ランディール (23:41): (rated* haha typo)
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Dr. Wily II on January 14, 2010, 05:57:07 PM
Hehe, and then my nets died on me, and WLM isn't logging in yet... O^O
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Emiri Landeel on January 14, 2010, 06:10:59 PM
It's alright, I'm about to go to bed anyway. ;)
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Dr. Wily II on January 14, 2010, 06:15:21 PM
I see... Well, rest well then. :3
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: borockman on January 15, 2010, 01:05:01 AM
Hehe, and then my nets died on me, and WLM isn't logging in yet... O^O

I see... no wonder you're dying on me.
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Dr. Wily II on January 15, 2010, 04:16:30 AM
Yeah... When I got back online, you're sleeping already. *shakes fist at Afro*
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Quickman on March 07, 2010, 10:13:04 AM
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<Tyber> !markov Breasts

<Nuku-Nuku> Breasts can remain aloft at high enough that I must start real practices until the version and purged the first district in the Patriot Act to stamp out the backstory of Fenn Shysa, since he currently works in his time.

<Tyber> Whoa.

<Xicer9> That sentence is epic.

<Tyber> !markov Boobs

<Nuku-Nuku> Boobs are always better with a shotgun :-P

<Tyber> XD

<Xicer9> This is true.

<Tyber> This one, too.          


Posted on: February 10, 2010, 01:34:47 AM
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   <TrakNar>   !markov Three words:
   <Nuku-Nuku>   Three words: Cray. Zee. [sonic slicer].
   <TrakNar>   !markov Two words:
   <Nuku-Nuku>   Two words: [tornado fang] that.
   <TrakNar>   !markov One word:
   <Nuku-Nuku>   One word: Cox
   <TrakNar>   XD
   <TrakNar>   Put it all together and you got a dirty sentence!
   <TrakNar>   I need sleep...
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Quickman on March 18, 2010, 07:39:24 AM
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   <TrakNar>   !markov Jang

   <Nuku-Nuku>   Jang is Veidt now :P

   <TrakNar>   Interesting.

   <TrakNar>   Wonder when he'll blow up New York and blame it on Dr. Manhattan... or has he already done that?

   <CavalierOne>   Of course he did. Did you think Nuku would tell us the master plan if there was any chance of us stopping it?

   <CavalierOne>   He did it 35 minutes ago.          
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Mirby on March 18, 2010, 08:01:18 PM
FAIL! There's no period in YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Quickman on April 15, 2010, 11:33:05 AM
Quote
<Havac> Hmm. Leia appears to be trying to seduce Mirax in this Union panel.

<Havac> Although, on closer examination, she appears to be giving Mirax a sly look while holding her hands about nine inches apart, while Mirax makes a "Wow!" expression. So apparently they're discussing Han.

<LordHydronium> lol

<Havac> We should include this in Han's BTS.

<Havac> "A panel in Star Wars: Union appears to suggest that Solo's [ray splasher] is somewhere between six to nine inches long."          

XD
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Gaia on May 14, 2010, 01:24:28 AM
Quick chat thread revival, since it's been done before, before being locked for good:

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Gaia says:
 SAW A BOLT OF LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTNING!
Mr. Author says:
 ME!
 GALLILEO gallileo GALLILEO gallileo
Gaia says:
 FIGAROOOOO!
Mr. Author says:
 MAGNIFICOOO-OOO-OO
Gaia says:
 Spare him his life from this mon-strosoty!
Mr. Author says:
 Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Gaia says:
 This will not pass we will not let him go.
Mr. Author says:
 Oh mama mia mama mia!
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Dr. Wily II on May 22, 2010, 07:35:36 PM
(1:09 AM) Emiri: (http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt105/Emiri_DC/Random/Qporing11.gif)
(1:10 AM) Emiri: Looks like a panda holding sausage XD
(1:10 AM) Dr. Wily II: well, pandas are omnivores
(1:10 AM) Dr. Wily II: he's sniffing and enjoying it  
(1:11 AM) Emiri: XD
(1:11 AM) Emiri: LOLZ
(1:11 AM) Emiri: That;s the best interpret
(1:11 AM) Dr. Wily II: HE CAN'T WAIT
(1:11 AM) Dr. Wily II:  BUT HE MUST SMELL MORE
(1:12 AM) Emiri: OH MY GOD
(1:12 AM) Emiri: i can't stop laughing XD
(1:12 AM) Emiri: Sniff a sausage, that's totally wrong XD
(1:12 AM) Dr. Wily II: HE'S A SAUSAGE CONNESIEUR
(1:12 AM) Dr. Wily II: LIKE THOSE WINE GUYS
(1:13 AM) Dr. Wily II: SNIFF, SWIRL, DRINK
(1:13 AM) Dr. Wily II: the panda is SNIFF, BLUSH, SNIFF MORE
(1:13 AM) Emiri: HAHAHAHA
(1:13 AM) Emiri: Dang it, you need to save this conversation somewhere with that panda gif XD
 
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Emiri Landeel on May 22, 2010, 07:47:03 PM
Like I said, that's totally wrong >0<
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Mirby on May 23, 2010, 12:49:31 AM
It is, but also highly hilarious... WILY YOU SO CRAZY! >0<
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Dr. Wily II on May 23, 2010, 02:10:30 PM
I do my best. *takes a bow*
Title: Re: funny chat logs
Post by: Mirby on July 10, 2010, 08:36:40 AM
[spoiler=Deleted Scenes from Mega Man]
Emiko says:
*"Zero! Do you know wher the pickles are?"
"Alia why do you need to know that now?!"
"I'm....lonely..."
     Talyn     says:
*  LATER THAT DAY...
*  Zero: Where are the pickles?
Alia: I used them...
Zero: No pickles? WHAT AM I FIGHTING FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRARGH!!!!
Emiko says:
*"Hey Zero do these pickles taste odd?"
     Talyn     says:
*  "No, Axl. They don't."
Emiko says:
*Palette walks in- "What'd I mi-"
Everyone else- "Get outta here no one likes you!"
*Axl- "Hey guys I found a picke but there's a blonde hair on it..."
*pickle*
     Talyn     says:
*  lol
Emiko says:
*Zero- "Hey has anyone seen X?"
x- "For the love of god why can't anyone hear me?! Sigmas back and AUGH!"
     Talyn     says:
*  Mechanic Reploid: Hmmm... here's the problem. This here axle is broken.
Axl: I'm not broken!
Rep: No, not you. This axle.
Axl: What about me?
Rep: No, not you. This rod here connecting the wheels...
Axl: Ohhh....
Emiko says:
*Axl- "Hey! mommy says no one's allowed to touch me there!"
Rep-"But...the axle..."
     Talyn     says:
*  Axl: I'm telling Zero and X!
Rep: But... I'm talking about this here auto-
Auto: WHAT ABOUT ME!?!
*  (I know he's dead in X-series, but I couldn't resist)
Emiko says:
*Wily- "Damn-it why can't anyone just die and stay dead!"
     Talyn     says:
*  Lan: Where the heck am I? Mega? MEGA?
*  wait... *Hub? HUB?
Emiko says:
*Mega: "Uh, Lan... why are there pictures of your mom in the shower...?! And What's Mayl doing to her..."
Lan- "I thought I locked those!"
Mega: "I locked them!"
*Lan-"Why the hell did you open them?!"
Mega: "I thought it was an e-mail.."
     Talyn     says:
*  Omega-Xis: "Uh, Geo, why are there pics of your mom in the shower? And what's Luna doing to her?"
Geo: "O_O"
Omega-Xis: "And where can I find more?"
Geo: *vomits*
Emiko says:
*Hope- "Hey Geo dinne- OH MY!"
     Talyn     says:
*  Omega-Xis: "And look, there's Aaron Boreal!"
Emiko says:
*hahaha
     Talyn     says:
*  rofl
Emiko says:
*oh we are just silly
     Talyn     says:
*  we are
*  I should totally post these on the boards. they're great. AND ON-TOPIC!
Emiko says:
*if you wanna. =]
*"Zero! I thought you shoud know-"
Zero-"Layer this is NOT the time..."
Layer-"I want you!"
Zero- "Wha- Oh god!" dew dew dew.
Axl-"this is too easy..."
[/spoiler]
btw, Emiko is Invader_Rock