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Other Things => Off The Wall => Roleplay => Topic started by: TeaOfJay on June 07, 2009, 01:51:52 AM
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Hey all, ever wonder what it would be like if you could interact with your favorite RPG Adventures characters? You didn't? Well pretend you did. Stop predtending, because you're about to find out.
No plot as of yet. If there is one, it'll develop as things go along.
This takes place in RPM with Thief and Hero paying a visit. The Player might pop in from time to time controling the two.
Just make a starting post and we'll go from there.
PS: The RPM special is already posted in my topic. Go read it if you haven't already.
EDIT: Yeah, I think I didn't explain things clearly.
What I want you to do is post something along the lines of what you're doing in RPM. Then, after a few people have posted, I'll throw Hero and Thief at you to deal with.
Things'll develop from there.
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Oh yeah! It's alive! >0<
Unfortunately, I still have no idea what to do either. :(
I'll wait for more story first.
EDIT: Ah well here we go.
Inside the RPM world, there is one place, a legendary place for people to train their physic and mental strength.
It's placed on the top of the highest snowy plateau on the whole southern continent.
It's called... borockman's ping pong pagoda!
It's three floors high and at the top, there's a single person, meditating.
Suddenly, his eyes opened.
"Hmmm, I sense a disturbance in time and space, I wonder what it could be..."
"...Meh, that always happened from time to time." he's back into his meditation.
Little did borock know, that it is a start of a new epic adventure in RPM worlddddd....
Huff... how's that for a start? I'm really bad at starting things up.
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"You felt them too? I thought I was the only one that could do that," said Taiyo, who just appeared out of nowhere behind borock (=P).
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"*sigh*.....next time used the staircase please, I'm still not used to this teleporting antics of yours." borock sighed.
"I still think it's nothing to worry about, you know it yourself that RPM is a big magnet for odd occurrences."
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Then Sakura shows up after climbing the very long stair case panting.
"Ugh why did you make a stair case that big!? Anyway I assume you guys have sense the disturbance as well?"
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(Okay, enough people have posted. I'll throw Hero and Thief at you now. Good luck dealing with them, new and not so new people alike.)
Hero and Thief have been walking through the unknown land of RPM for quite a while now. Hero and Thief have so far seen nothing of interest.
Hero: Damnit! There hasn't been a single golem here! Not even a pebble baby!
Thief: Ugh, what is with you and fighting monsters? And just what is a pebble baby?
Hero: That's not the point! Point is we've seen nothing! You'd think a mystery door out in the middle of the forest would lead to more intesting things!
Thief: For once, you've got a point... Wait a minute. What's that?
Thief points towards a giant staircase. It leads to the top of a very large plateau.
Thief: I say we climb up that staircase and kill anything that's on top. There's bound to be a golem or two.
Hero: Yay, murder!
Hero starts running up the steps with Thief following close behind. Better to let Hero do all the dirty work, and get the blame as well.
(Relax, Hero isn't going to kill anyone. It's funnier this way.)
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And just after Sakura arrives at the top of the pagoda, Doraemon's opening song is heard throughout the pagoda.
Taiyo: "Hey I know this song, I remember hearing this song in my childhood... wait where is it come from?"
Borock: "It seems that we have intruders... be prepared guys!"
Taiyo and Sakura: "Wow, how did you know?"
Borock: "How else? you guys didn't hear the alarm?"
Sakura: ".........oh."
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Sakura: Well what are we doing standing around here for? *she take out the handle of her rapier and flicks it so the pink energy blade come out.* Let's 'greet' our intruders.
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It's another day for DWII, speeding around in his UFO over RPM City.
"Nothing like a good drive above the city to clear the mind..." DWII quirked.
He was just looking around, enjoying the view, when he noticed 2 figures running up the stairs to borockman's Pingpong Pagoda.
"Hmm, those 2 look unfamiliar... Time to investigate." And with that, DWII descended, but remained out of view of the 2 strangers.
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*Flame is on one of the many floors of the pagoda, taking a break from meditating, when he hears the very distinct alarm music.*
"Oh Jesus, Borockman... Thats the strangest alarm I've ever heard."
*Flame takes out his Sword and walks around, hoping to Find Borockman and see what the problem is*
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AND THEN EVERYONE DIED THE END
(seriously though i dont mean to step on anyones toes. i might jump in later if thats ok)
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Shh, don't spoil the ending yet!
(Well of course, more people more merrier)
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(Best ending evar. XD)
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(SPOILERS: THE MAIN VILLAIN IS PIANO-CHAN)
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(SPOILERS: THE MAIN VILLAIN IS PIANO-CHAN)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ;O;
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AND THEN EVERYONE DIED THE END
(Well, there goes that idea for the ending.
But seriously, feel free to join whenever.)
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(Also don't forget to remove Piano-chan from the story. I think Sky got leaks from somewhere.)
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(SPOILERS: THE MAIN VILLAIN IS PIANO-CHAN)
(WHAT A PLOT TWIST)
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( I dont get this at all X( )
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( I dont get this at all X( )
(there is nothing to get :P )
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( Then thread over? )
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Hey all, ever wonder what it would be like if you could interact with your favorite RPG Adventures characters? You didn't? Well pretend you did. Stop predtending, because you're about to find out.
Hmmm...
*X appears in front of Flame.*
"Oh Hi X."
"Hey."
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Okay...uh...I was going to join...but I kinda think this topic has gone so far off the rails that there's no hope of ever salvaging the wreckage. I'll stick around and see whether or not we get back on track, and if it does, I'll surely think of an amusing and convenient way to insert myself into this unfolding narrative.
'Till then.
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*Flame is on one of the many floors of the pagoda, taking a break from meditating, when he hears the very distinct alarm music.*
"Oh Jesus, Borockman... Thats the strangest alarm I've ever heard."
*Flame takes out his Sword and walks around, hoping to Find Borockman and see what the problem is*
(all right time to try and re-rail this. XD)
Afro-Shroom was walking through RPM when suddenly he stopped dead in his tracks...
A-S: Hmm...I'm feeling like I'm needed some where, not for help but for inconvenience and comedic value...quick to borockman's ping pong pagoda! *hi-jacks a random car and drives off*
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* Is in the Hijacked car * A RAPIST!!!! NOOOO!!! * Merges to Model P and uses pepperspray in A-S eyes *
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(I wasn't aware this topic was ever on a rail. Like, ever. Anyways, more Hero and Thief.)
Hero and Thief quickly climbed the stairs, much to Thief's distress. As they reached the top, Hero made a discovery.
Hero: Damnit! There aren't any golems up here either! It's just people!
Thief: There's people up here? Well, maybe we should ask them questions about this place.
Hero: Good thinking.
Hero runs over to Taiyo, Borock, and Sakura. His enthusiasm is overwhelming.
Hero: Hey, have you guys seen any golems around here?
Thief walks up to Hero and smacks him upside the head.
Thief: What he means is... What the hell is a Rockman and why do you people remember it perfectly?
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* Is in the Hijacked car * A RAPIST!!!! NOOOO!!! * Merges to Model P and uses pepperspray in A-S eyes *
A-S: *Still driving* Nice try but when your traveling like me you develop an immunity to it. 8D Now come on, I'm needed some where and you're my new side kick!
(and yes I did modify a joke from Family Guy ::))
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(Now I'm curious as to how the adventurs of A-S and Soulanimal works out...)
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(continue)
Borock: *shifty eyes* "Hmmm... golems? not that I've known off, Giant crab maybe, but no Golem... wait...."
"Who the hell are you guys state your name!? or else!"
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(all right time to try and re-rail this. XD)
Afro-Shroom was walking through RPM when suddenly he stopped dead in his tracks...
A-S: Hmm...I'm feeling like I'm needed some where, not for help but for inconvenience and comedic value...quick to borockman's ping pong pagoda! *hi-jacks a random car and drives off*
For a second I thought yo were going to say "Quick! to the Afro Mobile!"
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For a second I thought yo were going to say "Quick! to the Afro Mobile!"
(Hmm... XD)
A-S: Hold on...*brings out a sing from his jacket pocket and hangs it on the roof*...there!
The sign read,"The Afro-Mobile"...
A-S: Now...wait, do you hear that? *asking SoulAnimal*
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*Sakura arms her beam rapier*
Sakura: How did you guys get in here and why aren't you tired from climbing all those stairs?
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RMZX is walking around....
So this is RPG adventures? Huh, I wonder if I can find anything that might be of use here...
RMZX Notices something going on, but ignores it and goes into an Ally and sits down...
I have nothing here... I might as well look for somebody to give me directions...
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(RMZX, I think you misunderstand a little bit on what's gonig on. Hero and Thief are visiting from the world of RPG Adventures to RPM, not the other way around... Although that could be an interesting idea to do later. Anyways...)
Thief: We got here through some door we found in the forest. As for why we're not tired... Well...
Hero: We're just used to walking around a lot. I once walked for ten hours straight!
Thief: ...Yeah I remember that. Even then I was never tired from that.
Hero: Anyways, back to the point. Have you guys seen any golems around here? Apparantly this place is home to 'em and you seem to remember them for some reason.
Thief: Is that even what a "Rockman" is?
Hero: Well, why not? Rats were rats, even if they were green for some reason.
Thief and Hero continue discussing the mechanics of thier world, ignoring the three people point weapons at them.
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(Oh, I'm in a much different predicament than you...)
*Back in RPG Adventures Land*
This world... how did I even get here? Oh well, I need to find something to help me travel back to RPM...
RMZX decides to look around for anything that he could use to return to where he came from... Until somebody attacks him and Kills him...
Huh? What? Oh... All a dream...
RMZX is back in his bed, with Kallen laying right next to him... He goes back to sleep...
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[Hooray! Plot!]
Meanwhile, somewhere above the Planet's surface, alarm bells were ringing aboard the Ruined Wily Star (which is stil undergoing renovation). Zakura growled a slammed a fist onto her alarm clock, silencing it's protests, but not the protests of the actual alarm bells, which continued to ring despite having just been witness to Zakura's fondness for bell-motivated violence. Mumbling a string of several choice words, she dragged herself out of bed and shuffled off towards the control-room.
Ky was intrigued. It wasn't often that the planetside alarm systems activated, and despite his irritation at having his sleep interrupted he felt that this development was worth the hassle. So absorbed was he in studying the monitors that he never noticed the bleary-eyed Zakura enter the control-room. In fact, he never noticed her presence until she slammed his face onto the monitor he was studying. Taking the hint, he silenced the alarms and sat up rubbing his nose.
"Ow! Oh, hey. Mornin'"
"Don't give me that civil [parasitic bomb], s'too early. Why all the noise?"
"Ah. That. According to the sensors, there's a spacial disturbance somewhere in the vicinity of Borockman's Pagoda."
Zakura responded with a blank stare. Ky slapped a palm against his face, sighed, and tried again.
"There's someone at the ping-pong place who doesn't belong there."
Zakura blinked.
"Oh? And?"
"Get dressed. We're going down there to take a look."
And so it was that a few minutes later Ky and a barely-awake Zakura arrived on Borock's Ping Pong Pagoda through the magic of conveniently placed plotholes.
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(Ohmygod, the magic of convienently placed plotholes! XD)
DWII is still hovering out of sight of the 2 strangers, but have heard a bit of their conversation.
"A door? A different world? Walking for 10 hours without feeling tired at all!? Fascinating..." DWII thought to himself.
"I have to experiment examine them!" With that, DWII quickly landed in the courtyard of borock's pagoda.
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"A door in the forest? Sounds like one of those portals to another dimension, which means you're likely from another world. I wonder which. Oh, and to answer your question of what's a Rockman..." Tai then turns to Borock. "Hey Borock, do you have a NES in this place?"
For a second I thought yo were going to say "Quick! to the Afro Mobile!"
(Afro Mobile XD I so need to give him one just because I like the idea XD)
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"A NES? sadly no, can't you just teleport to your supermarket, take one and teleport back again?"
"Or you can use my NES emulator on my laptop."
"Anyway....", borock proceed to hit Hero with his pingpong paddle on Hero's head. To his surprise his paddle broke in pieces!
Hero:"Hey what's that for man!?
"So spiky anime hair is really hard second only to metts helmet..." he said nonchalantly.
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"I would, but the rabbids are kinda obsessed with it and the SNES right now, and it would not be exactly a good idea to take it away from them -u-' Do you at least have a controller to use with the emu?"
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"I always use a keyboard...........yes I'm a cheapass."
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meanwhile, near the base of borockman's ping pong pagoda. Afro-Shroom's arrival isn't noticed nor expected in the first place...
A-S: *Slamming on the brakes* we're here. *points to SoulAnimal* Quick, you take car around to the back and wait for my signal. *jumps out and begins running into borockman's ping pong pagoda*
Unfortunatly for SoulAnimal, Afro-Shroom took the keys by mistake and has now left her stranded until he came back...
SA: X(
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"I always use a keyboard...........yes I'm a cheapass."
"*sigh* That'll have to do. Load the game of your choice then."
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Hero: NES? Emu? Rabbids?! What in the blue hell are you guys talking about!?
Thief: Sounds like mage talk to me.
Hero: Oh yeah... Man, I hate those guys. You aren't mages, are you?
Borock: No, no! We don't do magic!
Hero: Good... Hey, what's with that box?
Taiyo: You're about to see what a "Rockman" is.
Borock loads up a ROM of the first Rockman game for the NES. Borock plays the game with the keyboard as Thief and Hero watch over his shoulder. At first Hero was shocked that a "Midget had gotten trapped in a magic box" and tried to kill all of them with his sword. It took the efforts of everyone, even a skeptical Thief to calm him down.
Hero: So you guys remember a blue midget?
Sakura: You don't have to put it that way...
Hero: You'r- HOLY CRAP. It's a golem!
Hero points at Ky.
Hero: Wait, is that even a golem?
Thief: Well, it could be a mini golem.
Hero: But do those even exist?!
Ky: A golem? Me?
Ky turns to Zakura.
Ky: Do I really look like a golem?
Zakura was too busy laughing her ass off.
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Unfortunatly for SoulAnimal, Afro-Shroom took the keys by mistake and has now left her stranded until he came back...
SA: X(
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! I STILL HAVE ONE THING I COULD DO THOUGH!
* Merges to model Ox and blows the car apart and follows him! *
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Sakura: Well he can't exactly help thinking you're a golem since your face is green and made out of metal.
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"Well, I do use magic for stuff, but I wouldn't consider myself a mage; I dunno about everyone else. Oh, and Ky, he's a robot, not a golem, but I guess a robot could be considered a golem somehow. It's forbidden to kill him by the way, he'd likely kick your ass anyways."
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Sakura: I guess that makes sense. The most I can do with magic is a small amount of ninja magic but that's it, I'm more of a close range fighter anyway. I can also increase my power temporaly with my ego FRESCA.
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MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! I STILL HAVE ONE THING I COULD DO THOUGH!
* Merges to model Ox and blows the car apart and follows him! *
A-S: *looking behind and see's SA in Ox from after him* Oh...that's not good. -u-' *runs faster*
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* Dashes and jumps, barely grabbing his pants accidently instead of his shoulders , making both of us trip and A-S's pants fall down , and sadly for him , this is the one day he decides not to wear underwear or boxers *
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Hajime drove his dragon truck along the road to the Ping Pong Pagoda before noticing the sudden accident between Soul and Afro. He stares at them a split second before nonchalantly continuing on his way, a little faster than normal.
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* Dashes and jumps, barely grabbing his pants accidently instead of his shoulders , making both of us trip and A-S's pants fall down , and sadly for him , this is the one day he decides not to wear underwear or boxers *
A-S: :-[
SA: '>.>
A-S: *Quickly pulling his pants back up* HEY WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA! o//////o
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Suddenly, StrangeMan, wearing ridiculous looking glasses and a equally ridiculously large moustache, pops out from Afro Shroom's pants.
"General ROB Dickenson, reporting for duty, Sir!" He said as he saluted Afro Shroom.
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(really strangeman, you made this more interesting XD)
A-S: *clears throat* at ease general. -_-
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(Oh god Strangeman! I'd never guessed XD)
(and Robo-Ky mk III doesn't have robot face anymore btw)
Anyway, borock is playing the 2nd megaman game and choose the Heatman stage.
Unfortunately, he dies a lot of time on the disappearing blocks section.
Hero: "Oh, nice fireworks! but why is the blue guy disappear after that? he doesn't like fireworks?"
Taiyo: *whisper* "You really suck at this you know..."
Borock: "Shhh!"
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Sakura: So why are you guys looking for Golems anyway?
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"I cannot be at ease Sir" The general replied. He then reached under Afro Shrooms pants and took out a femenine looking man(it's just an NPC btw). "This girl has lost her puppy, and I volunteered to help her look for it Sir!" He explained to Afro. "Erm...I'm a guy you know" Said the young man. "Quite Soldier!" StrangeMan ordered.
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A-S: *sighing heavily* I see, carry on then, and report back after you've completed the mission. *turns around to Ox* As you...what's your problem? you don't go around pulling down people's pants! especially when they need to go commando on laundry day. -_-
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"Yes Sir!" StrangeMan then submerged back into Afro Shroom's pants.
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( XD )
A-S: * -_-* Now if you excuse me SA, I'm needed. Oh and here... *tosses car keys* ...you forgot these. *leaves, unaware SA destroyed the Car*
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Ky watched the two strangers much more attentitively after they declared that he was a golem. He wasn't sure exactly how they could tell he wasn't human, but the fact that they thought it in the first place intrigued him. He wandered over and tapped Borock on the shoulder.
"Hey. Who exactly are those two?"
Zakura, meanwhile, had all-but laughed herself into a coma, and was currently sprawled in a twitching heap at his feet.
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The dragon truck arrives at the entrance of the Pagoda as Hajime searches around for a garage to haul the truck-bed pile of ping-pong paddles, balls and tables Borockman ordered earlier that morning. He sensed that there were more than just the familiars inside, but brushes them off as newcomers touring the place to see if it was worth living in. He soon opts to drive around the pagoda in search of the garage to avoid having to shovel all the equipment into a bag and risk breaking them in his trek to deliver them to the owner.
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Robo Ky III taps borock's shoulder and resulting to a humiliating game over screen.
Borock: "Noooooo!!! just after I passed the disappearing block section too!"
RK mkIII: "Oops, sorry I guess."
Borock:" Ah well, I'll just used save state next time....what's your question again?"
RK mkIII: "Who are those two?"
Borock: "Oh them? beats me. but they're surely stronger then they look..." *looking at his broken paddle*
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After parallel-parking his UFO into a convieneny spot in the courtyard, DWII walked up to the whole commotion.
"Fascinating subjects, these 2 strangers are..." DWII quirked to himself, and noticed borockman, Taiyo, Sakura, Flame, Robo-Kya and Zakura.
"Wow, sure is a party..."
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A-S: * -_-* Now if you excuse me SA, I'm needed. Oh and here... *tosses car keys* ...you forgot these. *leaves, unaware SA destroyed the Car*
Sorry , the car is smashed , and those keys dotn do anything
Also i was aiming for your shoulders but miscalculated
*Follows A-S secretly *
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A-S: *running up the stair case* jeez, doesn't this guy have an elevator or something? *turns around, but doesn't notice SA following him* Hm...I feel like I'm being followed... *resumes running up the stairs*..best ignore it until it comes in handy as a inconvenient plot device. 8D
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[Don't steal my gimmick dammit!]
Ky briefly considered apologising to Borockman for causing him to lose his game, but dismissed the thought almost as quickly as it occurred. He settled instead for nudging Zakura with his boot, while staring intently at the two strangers to try figure out exactly where they'd come from.
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"Shouldn't you go get Item 2?" said Tai while looking at Borock.
"..." grabs a cd player and puts in cd with "Airman Can't Be Defeated." After that, he turns to Hero and asks "Hey, how is your world? Maybe I can figure out exactly where you guys come from if you tell me."
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Sakura: Not to mention how you guys got here.
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(wait, so what's going on on the top floor?)
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(videogaming and discussion)
Sakura: Not to mention how you guys got here.
"They already said they got through a door in a forest."
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(ok :P)
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(videogaming and discussion)
"They already said they got through a door in a forest."
(Opps my bad.)
Sakura: Not to mention why you guys are looking for Golems which you never anwsered when I last asked.
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(Yeah, sorry I vanished. I didn't have access to my room all day today. I got my room back, which means I got my internet back. So it's all good.)
Thief: We were looking for golems because that's what we thought a Rockman was.
Hero: And then it turned out to be a blue midget! What a rip!
Thief smacks Hero upside the head.
Thief: Quiet you. As for what our world is like... Well...
Hero: We have no idea!
Thief: Yeah, we never really thought about it. We just did stuff.
Hero: Lots of murdurous things.
Thief: Anyways, it seems we forgot to introduce ourselves. I'm Thief.
Hero: And I'm Hero!
Hero then leans close to everyone other than Thief.
Hero: Watch out for Thief. She steals things. Valuable things.
Thief: I'm not going to steal anything right now!
Hero: So you already stole something?
Thief's eyes become shifty.
Thief: Maybe...
Taiyo: Okay, everyone. Check your pockets.
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DWII begun to search his pockets and noticed that his wallet is missing.
"Darnit! Give me back my wallet!"
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Sakura: My rapier's still here but hey my boyfriend's gun is gone!
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"I never take my wallet with me, so I'm safe. Anyways, what will you guys do now? Want to see how this world is? Go to the moon?"
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Hajime yawns as he sits in his dragon truck, waiting until everyone wasn't preoccupied with this "other world" matter before hauling in the supplies Borockman ordered.
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Thief: Go to the moon? What kind of trickery is this?
Hero: Didn't you once say you went on the moon once?
Thief: Yeah, but that was to trick that one guy into giving me his money for a trip.
Hero: Oh.
Sakura and Wily: *ahem*
Thief: Oh right... I guess you guys caught me.
Thief gives Wily and Sakura back their belongings that she stole from them.
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Sakura: Yeah let's go to the moon. *under her breath* So I can get my revenge for stealing my stuff.
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"The moon? You know Hitomi's not going to be happy about that." DWII said.
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Sakura: Well I was her appertice once so maybe it won't be so bad. *under her breath* for me that is.
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"Yeah, for you..." DWII sighed.
"I can already hear myself in a loli form..." ( >.>; )
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Sakura:...TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
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A-S: *running up the stair case* jeez, doesn't this guy have an elevator or something? *turns around, but doesn't notice SA following him* Hm...I feel like I'm being followed... *resumes running up the stairs*..best ignore it until it comes in handy as a inconvenient plot device. 8D
*Follows him up the stairs untill i see a huge bowling ball go down the stairs* :O
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"Oh right. Bad idea >__<"
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(so many updates!)
"So... what are we going to do now..... hmmm?"
*notices Hajime's truck*
"Ah, I think my ping pong supplies just arrived, perfect timing!" *runs off quickly to the truck*
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*Follows him up the stairs untill i see a huge bowling ball go down the stairs* :O
A-S:*Looks at the huge bowling ball* Oh boy, just when things were finally gonna work out...*runs back down stairs and notices SA* Hey, Soulie, take this thing out before we're both done for! *runs up behind her*
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Hajime eventually senses Borockman heading down to him and straightens up to hear where he want to stash the supplies.
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Hero: Who in the blue hell is Hitomi?
Taiyo: Someone scary.
Thief: Sounds rough.
Sakura: *sigh* It is.
Hero: Well, now what?
Ky: I'm actually wondering... How did you two notice that I wasn't human?
Hero: This is going to be difficult to explain...
Thief: We just kind of feel it, I guess. If someone feels like us, they're human. If not, they're either dead or not human. If they're up and about chances are that they're not human... Or dead. But in this case, since you're not trying to mindlessly kill people, you're obviously not dead, but obviously not human.
Ky: Interesting...
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Hajime eventually senses Borockman heading down to him and straightens up to hear where he want to stash the supplies.
"Ah, please bring it into the pagoda, just put them on the corner... oh and."
He take one paddle from one of the boxes "You're a saviour!"
"Here's your tips and payment!" gives Hajime a generous amount of money.
borock then quickly climbs the stairs back easily.
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Hajime nods as he accepts the payment and drives the dragon truck into the pagoda and parking it near one of the corners within the courtyard. He gets out and begins stacking the boxes against the wall, aided further by the eight wires of his arsenal pack.
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Through the magic of "shut the hell up I'm the creator I can do what I want espicially if it's funny", Hero followed Borock down the steps. Thief knew Hero left, but thought of it as a break and didn't follow. Hero was about to go back when he saw Hajime's dragon truck.
Hero: It's a dragon!
Hero followed the truck until Hajime parked it near a corner of the courtyard. Just as Hajime was starting to unload the truck, Hero began to strike!
Hero: I shall slay you, vile beast!
Hajime turned to watch Hero attempt to slay his dragon truck... And fail miserably as his sword bounced off the truck.
Hero: Ack! This dragon has some tough scales!
Hajime: It's not a real dragon, you idiot. It's a truck.
Hero: Truck? What's a truck?
Hajime rubbed his temple.
Hajime: I can feel a headache coming along.
Hero: Oh? I know the perfect cure for that.
Meanwhile, back with everyone else.
Borock: I'm ba-Hey, where's Hero?
Thief: I haven't the foggiest idea.
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Sakura: Hmm if I were him I'd probably mistook something for something else and chances are it'd be Hajime's truck.
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Hajime casts Mute on Hero before he could "help" him relieve his headache, "I got white magic, thanks."
He then reaches into his backpack and pulls out a large cue card with a picture of a truck and a definition at the bottom, handing it to Hero before casting Remedy to get rid of the Mute spell.
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Hero looks at the cue card and then looks back at Hajime.
Hero: Hey, what are these odd lines mean?
Hajime: You mean you can't read?
Hero: I can read, just not this chicken scratch.
Hajime: This isn't happening...
Back with Thief.
Thief: Wait, what's with this Hajime person's "truck?"
Sakura: Well... It looks like a dragon.
Thief: Then we have to find him right away.
Thief was the first down the stairs. Everyone seemed shocked at Thief's genuine feelings of concern... Then they realised that there might be something there she wants to steal and chase after her.
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As Hajime was "trying" to describe his trick, he sensed a sneaky spirit approaching it. He sends one of his wires over to the steering wheel and presses the "security" button, causing the dragon's eyes to glow.
Before Hero could react, Hajime grabbed his shirt and pulls him back, surprisingly strong given his light-built body, "Don't bother. This dragon is a...pet of mine.... She won't let any strangers near her unless I say so."
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Not wanting to be left behind and unwilling to miss out again, Ky slung Zakura over his shoulder and followed everyone else.
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(I really pity Zakura at this moment. XD)
Everyone seemed to be rushing off to places nowadays, and today wasn't any different.
"What the... Oh nevermind." DWII decided to follow anyways. (XD)
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(I really pity Zakura at this moment. XD)
[Well, she was tired to start with and has basically laughed herself into a coma. What else was I supposed to do with her?]
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(She became a twitching mass of... twitching! XD)
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Sakura: Okay seriously I know this is a temple and all but could you think about putting a elevator in here borock?
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Suddenly, another disturbance of time and space and stuff could be felt.
"How convenient, something to do." Turns to Hero and Thief (whoever is with us), "did you guys leave the door open?"
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Sakura: Oh great someone else is here too...maybe it's someone named Villain.
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"Villian?" DWII asked.
"This would be a good chance to study evil from a different universe..." DWII smirked to himself.
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Sakura:...You do know I was joking right?
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"Oh!?" DWII said with a slight hint of disappointment.
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"I feel it's coming from a swamp..."
(8D)
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(Oh you... >0<)
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Sakura: You mean like some mud monster?
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After seeming to have put up with enough rhetorical questions from Hero, and wanting to get his truck out of the Pagoda before Thief tries to steal whatever she could find, Hajime decided it was time to head back to his Junkyard to pack up for his next delivery.
He heads over to the head of the truck and climbs in, staring up the engine with a dragon-like roar and driving out and down the snowy hill.
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"I feel it's coming from a swamp..."
(I'll admit. I loled.)
Thief smacked Sakura upside the head. It wasn't necessarily painful, just very annoying.
Thief: Just because we're named after our titles doesn't mean everyone in our world is named that way.
Hero: What about General and Rando-
Thief: Those are just the people we happen to know. Shut up.
Hero had just heard what Taiyo said about the swamp.
Hero: From a swamp you say?
Hero had a look in his eye. When everyone saw that "I know there's some monsters to be a killing" look, shivers went down their spines. Expect for Thief, because she's used to it.
And with the magic of "I'm tired shut the hell up I don't wanna be deatailed" our heroes arrive at what appears to be a giant swamp.
Taiyo: This wasn't here before.
Hero: I don't think we can be blamed for this.
Sakura: Yes you can.
Hero: Unless someone from our world figured out how to move a [tornado fang]ing SWAMP from our world, I doubt it's our fault.
Borock: What's gotten into him?
Hero: Mother [tornado fang]ing dragons in Mother [tornado fang]ing swamps.
Thief: This isn't a movie trailer, Hero.
Hero: Do I look like I care?
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Sakura: Dragons in a swamp, great maybe we'll find a magical chicken in a cave next. But then again I suppose anything is possible like Hitomi changing a guy's gender and bringing drawings to life.
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"I heard that..." DWII blushed a bit.
"Anyways, time for some swamp exploration?"
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Sakura: I guess so, but I do wonder who put that here?
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"All would be revealed in due time, and since it's from Hero's world, I guess after we defeat the dragon, we will find our answer."
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Roa poked his head slowly out of the swamp. Why was Roa at a swamp? Who knows. Perhaps he had been doing something evil, perhaps something insane, maybe even both! In any case, he was at a swamp, the same swamp that Hero and the others were at.
"I see... people!" With this dramatic exclamation he ducked back under the swamp to think on this new revelation.
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Sakura: Crud it's a monster oh wait it's just Roa...wait what are you doing?
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With a sigh of defeat, Roa emerged completely from the swamp. He noticed idly that his hair and favorite shirt (which always remained undone to show off his chest) was dirty.
"Well, you see..." Trying to think of some excuse that didn't reveal himself to be the twisted being he had become, he noticed something out of the corner of his eye he could use as a distraction. "Wily - it's you!"
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"IT'S ME!? NO IT CAN'T BE! WHATAMI... Oh, it's just you Roa..."
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It's just Roa. Hearing that a second time made him twitch slightly, but he chose to otherwise ignore it. This time. After looking around at the odd assortment of people with his eye not covered by his grimy hair, he raised an eyebrow. "So whats going on here, anyway?"
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"We would like to hear why you were in a swamp that came from Hero's world..." *points at Hero that's in a fight pose, ready to strike*
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"From 'Hero's' World..?" He boredly looked over at the one Wily had called Hero. "I thought this place was different, but.." He snorted in amusement. "You're from that world? You don't look like anything special.."
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As Hajime was driving his dragon truck back down the hill, he becomes oblivious to the sudden change in scenery until he felt the truck hit something wet and start to drift. He looks down to find that he had somehow ended up in some swamp area and is now drifting along a murky lake. Deciding to wait until the truck beached itself, he sits back and pulls out a can of soda, taking a sip of it as he leans back and rests his legs on top of the dragon's head.