Soo, who wants to play "Choose Your Spoiler"?
Here's door #1, which contains a mild amount of mindfuck for ya:
[spoiler]
Here is One Piece Chapter 563: “One man, one heart”
[TN: That's a Japanese saying. The meaning is along the lines of one for
all and all for one. Or so...]
Marco flies to Squad, where he explains his reasons. During the fighting
he came in contact with Akainu. Sengoku and Whitebeard had an arrangement
not to kill Ace and Whitebeard’s men and in return the New World pirates
and their crews would be annihilated. Squad’s own pirate crew was destroyed
by Roger.
The marines knew this and told Squad about their plans. Besides, it was
made public that Ace is Roger’s son. It seems Sengoku announced Ace’s connection
to Roger for that reason and he knew how reckless Squad is. The real reason
for the Kuma army to be dispatched was only to defeat the New World pirates.
When Whitebeard heard all this, he says “Even so, they are all my sons!”
Marco and all his friends try to reach out, but see the fairly beaten Whitebeard
and their believes are weakened.
Whitebeard sees this and says: “No one is the strongest for ever. One man,
one heart.”
Then Whitebeard’s anger at the dirty marines explode. Sengoku prepares himself,
too. Once more the war begins.
The End
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Behind this door, we have the even more incredible & highly WTF inducing Spoiler #2!
[spoiler]563話「塗り替えられる歴史」
Chapter 563 "Repainting history"
それぞれ戦場にいるヤツの顔が映る
Everyone's face on the battlefield is shown
センゴク：どういう事だ・・
Sengoku: "What is this...?"
青キジ：まさかねぇ
Aokiji: "You don't say!"
赤イヌ：・・・・
Akainu: "..."
黄ザル：おやおや、これはすごい事になったねえ～
Kizaru: "Oi, oi, this is one incredible thing..."
ミホーク：一寸先は闇というべきか・・
Mihawk: "No one ever knows what the future holds..."
モリア：ようやく白ひげの時代も終わりかキシシシ
Moria: "Whitebeard's era is finally over? Kishishi"
ハンコック：・・・・
Hancock: "..."
スモーカー：海賊王に最も近い男、エドワード・ニューゲート
Smoker: "The man closest to becoming the pirate king, Edward Newgate."
イワンコフ：まさかそんなこと、ありえナッシブル！
Ivankov: "This can't be true. No vayyy!"
海賊たち：オヤッさーん！！
Pirates: "Pops!!!"
白ひげ：う、ぐう・・
Whitebeard: "Urgh..."
白ひげはたおれながらスクアードを捕らえようとするがすり抜けられる
While Whitebeard falls, he tries to grab Squad, but he slips through his
hands
スクアード：この戦争は海軍の勝ちだ・・なら犠牲を最小限にしてここから逃げ
るべきだ！だがオヤジさん、あんたにゃその意思は無いみたいだ
Squad: "The marines win this war... if we need a scapegoat to escape this
with as little losses as possible... but that has never been your intention,
has it, pops?"
白ひげ崩れる
Whitebeard collapses
エース：オヤジぃーーー
Ace: "Pops!!"
センゴクは驚く
Sengoku is astonished
センゴク：これはいい儲けものをした・・・今スグ作戦を中止し、海賊共を追い
込め！！
Sengoku: "This is a good turn of the tables... Stop our movements, the pirates
are cornered!!"
海兵：はっ！
Soldier: "Yes!"
マルコ：オヤジ！今行く！ガキィーーン！！
Marco: "Pop! I'm coming!!"
青キジ：不死身でも凍らされたら動けないでしょ・・
あんたとはやりたくなかったけど、今やらないと
長引くのは嫌なもんで・・
Aokiji: "Even the immortal one won't be able to help if he's frozen... Do
whatever you want to do, but it is all going to end here and now."
マルコ：あくまで行かせないのかっ！
Marco: "Not even the devils will stop me now!"
ジョズはクロコダイルにあしどめされる
Jozu keeps Crocodile confined
クロコ：ようやく面白くなってきた、この流れに水を差すな・・
Crockodile: "Whitebeard is dead, that's the way it goes..."
ジョズ：オレを止めることはできないだろう、ワニ男・・
Jozu: "That is not something to stop me now, you crocodile man..."
ビスタはドフラミンゴに捕まる
Vista is caught be Donflamingo
ドフラ：今まさに歴史が塗り替えられる！
Donflamingo: "Now the history will surely be repainted!"
海兵：海賊達は混乱してるぞ！攻め込め！オォ
Soldier: "The pirates are in chaos! Attack! Gooo!"
戦桃丸：パシフィスタ！手当たりしだい攻撃だぁ！
Sentoumaru: "Pacifistas! Attack them now!"
PXらはビームを一斉射撃する
The PX army starts attacking with beams
ジンベイ：オヤジさん・・
Jinbei: "Old man..."
ジンベイは口を噛みしめる
Jinbei bites his lips
ルフィ：ひげのオッサン・・
Luffy: "Uncle Beard..."
ジンベイ：ルフィ君・・君は一刻もはやくエース君を助けに行け・・
海軍も今は浮き足立っておる・・
Jinbei: "Luffy-kun... you take this chance and save Ace-kun... even the
marines are now prepared to flee..."
ルフィ：でも・・
Luffy: "But..."
ジンベイ：自分ができることをかんがえるんじゃ、カギを持っとるのはおまえ
さんだけだ・・わしら が一瞬のスキをつくる、あとはエース君の所
まで一直線に走れ、信じとるぞ・・ルフィ 君！
Jinbei: "Let's remember what Whitebeard came here to do. What he had wanted
him to become. We must move now and get to Ace-kun. Run in a straight line
and trust me... Luffy-kun!"
ルフィ：わかった、また世話になっちまった。ありがとう！！
Luffy: "Got it. Thanks for taking care of me!"
黄ザル：何をしようとも無駄だよぉ～
Kizaru: "What useless thing do you guys think you're doing?"
隊長たちが黄ザルに食いかかる
The division commanders attack Kizaru ferociously.
隊長：今だ！ジンベエさん！
Commander: "Now! Jinbei!"
ジンベイ：魚人空手「唐草」八空正拳突き!!
Jinbei: "Fishmen karate [Arabesque] fist of the eight skies!!"
黄ザルはモロに食らい体が粉々の光に
Kizaru vanishes into small pieces of light
ルフィが勢いよく走り出し黄ザルを抜く
Luffy pushes his way forward and passes Kizaru
完
The End[/spoiler]