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I occasionally get this bloated feeling and intense pain about once a month.

But since i'm not biologically female i'm pretty sure its just something i'm putting in my body.

At least there's no blood!



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Oh be glad you don't get my fever cramps either, it's those plus feeling ridiculously hot and sweaty like a fever.  And it lasts for a long time too.

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You've never heard of a period?

Of course I have, but I didn't know it was every month.



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Of course I have, but I didn't know it was every month.
.......I'm sorry but how do you not know that, that's basic sex ed right there.  And you have a few sisters don't you?  I mean I'm not insulting you I'm just absolutely stunned.

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Yeah, it's a monthly thing.  Every month for years.  And some days, you could have a relatively uneventful moonsickness.  Other days, you wish you were dead.


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Of course I have, but I didn't know it was every month.

...What.

.......I'm sorry but how do you not know that, that's basic sex ed right there.  And you have a few sisters don't you?  I mean I'm not insulting you I'm just absolutely stunned.

Yeah I mean, even I know that. And I don't claim to know a lot of things.

Yeah, it's a monthly thing.  Every month for years.  And some days, you could have a relatively uneventful moonsickness.  Other days, you wish you were dead.



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My transformation has been really painful and exhausting this month.  Maybe if I sacrificed someone...


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.......I'm sorry but how do you not know that, that's basic sex ed right there.  And you have a few sisters don't you?  I mean I'm not insulting you I'm just absolutely stunned.

My sex ed class was bullshit, the teacher just told us about body parts and the basics of intercourse. In other words, everything a 13 year old already knows by now.

And my sisters never spoke to me about their periods. I'm a dude, why would they let me know?

Edit: The teacher was gossiping with the students half the time, so no one took the class seriously anyway



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"Despite the crappy hours, I actually like swing shift. The people are way nicer and I've found acceptance in them for my identity and stuff."
"good so we'll keep you on swings meanwhile let's move all of the transphobic assholes from day shift onto swings and turn your awesome supervisor into a zombie on mid shift"

Like seriously, what the heck? I kinda feel like my life has just slid downwards and the only thing that ever gets better about it is that I find some new way to cope with the crap, but the crap is still there and my mental state is duct-tape-and-superglue and I have practically nobody to talk about it with.

Wait... I thought you weren't trans but just enjoyed crossdressing?
Not that this really matters in this case, I imagine this is very frustrating. :(



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My transformation has been really painful and exhausting this month.  Maybe if I sacrificed someone...
I CAN PROVIDE THE SHEEP


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DELICIOUS

And since Redbubble was having an Easter Monday discount, I caved in and bought some smol Peridot leggings.  They'll go great with my kilt.


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SMOL O3O


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[spoiler=toilet]So, my gut was acting up a few days back, and I went to see a doctor. Was prescribed medication for stomach pains, and... Anti-diarrhea pills. So today, everything felt fine, even went to work!

... When I got back, right after I have taken the medications, my gut suddenly started to cramp in pain. So instinct was to run to the toilet. NOTHING CAME OUT. This happened for the next hour, running back and forth about 5 times more. NOTHING CAME OUT.

I JUST WANT TO STOP BEING IN PAIN[/spoiler]


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Wait... I thought you weren't trans but just enjoyed crossdressing?
Not that this really matters in this case, I imagine this is very frustrating. :(
Technically I'm demigirl, but I still highly doubt someone who believes "gender shouldn't be a choice" or "identifying as another gender makes no logical sense whatsoever" is going to support any aspect of my personal life.

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Can't decide whether I wanna work on my writing or my wrestling stuff right now.

Truly the hardest of choices.

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Technically I'm demigirl, but I still highly doubt someone who believes "gender shouldn't be a choice" or "identifying as another gender makes no logical sense whatsoever" is going to support any aspect of my personal life.

Point taken.



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*allergies are acting up*

Bleh.


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[spoiler=Toilet]Now my guts are acting up...[/spoiler]



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I wouldn't be surprised if they are actually thinking about it.

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Inner peace... In-in-in-inner peace...


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Praying for your gut?

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Shhhhhh...

In-in-in-inner peace...


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Consistently go to bed at 1AM: Feel like crap 'cause I'm not getting enough sleep.
Go to bed anytime before 1AM: Feel like crap 'cause I can't settle.

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