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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #75 on: March 31, 2016, 09:48:45 PM »
...And tweeted. Go [tornado fang] yourself, Penders.

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #76 on: March 31, 2016, 10:25:50 PM »
God, Penders is like the Unicron of the comic industry. A bloated, carnivourous thing that devours everything in it's path with no regard for anyone else, leaving naught but ruin and emptiness in it's wake.

"There was a time I considered sparing your pathetic fandom. Now, you shall witness it's dismonument!"

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #77 on: April 01, 2016, 02:38:35 AM »
Well, at least we know we can feed him to Galactus if the time comes.

He will surely bloat him up nicely.

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #78 on: April 02, 2016, 03:01:44 AM »
...And tweeted. Go [tornado fang] yourself, Penders.

Share tweet? O^O

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #79 on: April 02, 2016, 04:35:52 AM »
I haven't said anything to Penders personally on his twit-er but I tweeted the pic you posted here. Sadly it's not getting any traffic but I'm pretty much a nobody so... [link]

(click to show/hide)

Speaking of Penders' twit-er, I've this... thing...

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #80 on: April 02, 2016, 05:02:47 AM »
Argh, my sanity.

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #81 on: April 02, 2016, 05:13:23 AM »
Speaking of Penders' twit-er, I've this... thing...

Weight: 9.5 Stone

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #82 on: April 02, 2016, 05:17:18 AM »

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #83 on: April 02, 2016, 06:34:30 AM »
Weight: 9.5 Stone
Are we gonna transmute that picture into something tolerable?

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #84 on: April 02, 2016, 06:53:14 AM »
What's the point?
It's... Dead weight. 8B

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #85 on: April 02, 2016, 11:13:19 AM »
Weight: 9.5 Stone

Or, 133lbs for those who don't know the English system.

I'm kinda ashamed to admit this, but that makes him heavier than me.  :\

Also: OH MY GOD, NOOOOOOO!

I'd like to edit my previous statement, too. Penders isn't just the Unicron of the comics industry. He's also apparently the Kanye West of the comics industry as well.

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #86 on: September 10, 2016, 10:00:36 PM »
WHO WANTS IPHONE CASES


"I replaced my last case with this new watertight edition.1 reason for the beta testing is to check product quality."
https://twitter.com/KenPenders/status/774687601227800576

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #87 on: September 11, 2016, 07:41:23 AM »
Why...

Why did I read this thread?!

WHY DID I CLICK ON THE LINKS?!!!

Sooooo.... Ken Penders now apparently traces.


AND WHY IS THERE A DECAPITATED HEAD SITTING ON TOP OF A MESH TORSO?!

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #88 on: September 11, 2016, 08:04:03 AM »
I think your entire reaction just made this entire thread worth existing. XD

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #89 on: September 11, 2016, 08:35:12 AM »
WHO WANTS IPHONE CASES


"I replaced my last case with this new watertight edition.1 reason for the beta testing is to check product quality."
https://twitter.com/KenPenders/status/774687601227800576



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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #90 on: September 11, 2016, 09:31:20 AM »
THERe
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AN
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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #91 on: September 11, 2016, 01:19:20 PM »
... Does he jack off to it? >_>

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #92 on: September 11, 2016, 03:02:27 PM »
... Does he jack off to it? >_>

Well, he certainly can't jack in with an iPhone 7. *rimshot*
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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #93 on: September 11, 2016, 06:54:41 PM »
Well, he certainly can't jack in with an iPhone 7. *rimshot*

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