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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #25 on: May 08, 2015, 07:56:05 AM »
They're so [tornado fang]ing nonsensical too, it's like an even weirder version of the Aerith and Bob trope by replacing the Bob names with even weirder names than the Aeriths.
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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #26 on: May 08, 2015, 08:22:49 AM »
Why... Why did I spend time reading that.

I WANT MY TIME BACK D:

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2015, 08:26:35 AM »
Actually the thing is cut off so there's even more than that screen shot has.
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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2015, 08:32:21 AM »
I STILL SPENT TIME D:

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #29 on: July 08, 2015, 09:05:16 AM »
Oh, look!



Another Ken Penders cover design!

Oh, where do I begin?

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #30 on: July 08, 2015, 09:09:16 AM »
Is that Will Smith trying to play Cyborg?
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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #31 on: July 08, 2015, 11:15:37 AM »
The MaryLara-Su Chronicles, also starring her father: Knuckles! Definitely NOT Knuckles!

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #32 on: July 08, 2015, 03:37:25 PM »
Oh, where do I begin?
I think a better question is "what the [tornado fang] is wrong with this picture?"

Is that Will Smith trying to play Cyborg?
While trying to do his best Bill Cosby impression, I think so.

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #33 on: July 08, 2015, 08:30:43 PM »
His art is so bad.

It's sooooo bad.
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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #34 on: July 08, 2015, 08:35:10 PM »
Lara's hair still looks like a wig.
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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #35 on: July 08, 2015, 09:06:31 PM »
Oh, look!



Another Ken Penders cover design!

Oh, where do I begin?

Yikes

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #36 on: July 08, 2015, 09:09:57 PM »
His art is so bad.

It's sooooo bad.
It's begging for a spot in TV Tropes' "So Bad, It's Horrible" wall of shame if they do something for terrible [parasitic bomb] like this.

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #37 on: July 08, 2015, 09:11:57 PM »
Is that a long ass needle at the end of the pike on top?
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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #38 on: July 08, 2015, 09:18:57 PM »
Is that a long ass needle at the end of the pike on top?

In the event he loses his sanity from being stuck in that shitty comic, he needs something to put him out of his misery.

That's my best guess for why it's there.

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #39 on: July 08, 2015, 09:30:30 PM »
You know what I find sad?

Back in the day, he used to be a competent artist.  Not one of the greats, but he was decent enough.

Then, he went insane.

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #40 on: July 08, 2015, 10:25:34 PM »
This guy wasn't cut out for MASSIVE MIND LOSS.
I bet no one will get the reference.

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #41 on: July 14, 2015, 06:27:47 AM »


Forever alone at SDCC.

And dat poster.  Sega should jump on his [parasitic bomb].

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #42 on: July 14, 2015, 06:29:26 AM »
To be honest I'm more interested in that background.  It's so grey.
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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #43 on: July 14, 2015, 06:32:18 AM »
His shading technique... bugs me.

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #44 on: July 14, 2015, 06:34:33 AM »
Ugh yeah, even though I'm not an artist I can tell his shading is terrible.
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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #45 on: July 14, 2015, 06:35:57 AM »
It's all Burn and Dodge tools.

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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #46 on: July 14, 2015, 06:36:57 AM »
I can definitely see the burn.
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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #47 on: July 14, 2015, 06:39:45 AM »
Smudge tool. Nothing but smudge tool.
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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #48 on: July 14, 2015, 06:42:02 AM »
Yeah I noticed the smuginess too.

EDIT: And then I see life size dominatrix echidna model staring into my soul with her dead eyes.  She wants someone to put her out of her misery.
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Re: Ken Penders Craptastic Topic!
« Reply #49 on: July 14, 2015, 06:53:38 AM »


Forever alone at SDCC.

And dat poster.  Sega should jump on his [parasitic bomb].

I swear, I can feel his grumpy, miserable demeanor radiating through my screen.