"Owww.....that stung a little." Calien said rubbing his face "Though definitely not nearly as bad as some of the things I've suffered...."
"You mean boot camp?" Sakura asked.
"Not only boot camp, you remember those creatures I told you about that are surprisingly similar to these Dwarves but bigger and might as well be made of solid rock even though I'm sure they aren't?" Calien replied.
"You mean Gorons?" Sakura tilted her head.
"I've sumo wrestled with them as part of my training....and failed so many times...so many times. Then there's the bear hugs when they accepted me as a brother.....so many bear hugs." Calien said with his eye twitching
"Wow.....that sounds excruciating." Sakura's eyes widened.
"You have no idea my daughter....no idea...." Calien shuddered.
(Poor Calien is a Iron Butt Monkey.)
"Zhhhh... Huzh now. You zhould have noticed the attire that you are currently wearing... I perzonally had them made for you, my dear. You zee... I was lucky enough to come acrozz Precursor tech... You have zeen Shadow Master... However, I was alzo enlightened by a myzteriouz painting... An angel... A Precursor angel... And haz fate will have it... You look zo much like her..."
Albertus was rummaging through his cloak, and pulled out a manuscript. On said manuscript, there was what looked like a human, but there was what resembled wings of light on this being's sides. The being was wearing a pair of white shorts, a blue opened vest, and what appeared to be golden rings around the ankles and wrists. And the being did resemble Aya.
(....My [tornado fang]ing god!
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