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RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: July 24, 2013, 06:53:54 AM »
(The basic premise is that you take the role of any one of Marvel's Avengers and fight evil. As such, I CALL LOKI! I assume this will be on a world parallel to RPM, and one where most of the locations are compressed into one city. Anyway, let us have some fun. 8D)

Everything appeared calm and normal over New RPM City with its countless denizens busting about and legions of pigeons defecating on whatever statue they could find. That is, until the skies turned dark in the square between Vixy's Game Corner and the Sex Shack and an ominous wind blew in. A young fox-morph, no older than ten, appeared above the square in a flash of light. He wore a green leather suit that looked like a cross between renaissance fair and the Matrix as well as a gold helmet with a pair of horns protruding from the forehead. In his hands, he held what should have been a staff (but was really a hockey stick) and the foxboy.

"Come to me son of Jor-El!" he announced, "KNEEL BEFORE...waitasec."

He pulled out a script and quickly skimmed over it. He then nervously chuckled as he tossed the thick wad of paper, "Wrong movie! Behold mortals!"

The foxboy held out his staff-slash-hockey stick to hypnotize some nearby pedestrians, "Dance for the pleasure of your new master!" 8)
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Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2013, 07:08:27 AM »
"WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS WEB-HEAD!" said some crooks who were hanging upside from a pole, wrapped in webbing.

"What's that? You'll have to speak up I can't understand you with web in your mouth!" Spider-Blues said while shooting a quick blast of webbing onto the guys mouth. With a THWIP, he swung away heading for the city.

"A quick delay, but looks like it's time for..." Spider-Blues was saying before he heard screams coming from near Vixy's Game Corner. "...siiiiigh. Never a break!"

Spider-Blues began swinging towards the area. 

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Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2013, 07:17:26 AM »
Music began to play from some unknown source. Where and How? It's magic, I don't have to explain. Py-Loki danced along with his hypnotized backup dancers to a
seventies Euro-pop song
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Moscow, Queen of the Russian land
Built like a rock to stand, proud and devine
Moscow, your golden towers glow
Even through ice and snow, sparkling they shine

And every night, night, night, there is music (hey, hey)
Oh every night, night, night, there is laugh (hah, hah)
And every night, night, night, there is rivalry
Here's to you, brother, hey brother, hoh
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2013, 07:35:09 AM »
(Yes you finally did the German Disco song I love so much! XD)

Posted on: July 23, 2013, 09:18:04 PM
In the streets there was a lone Bat costumed woman was tying up hooligans to a street light.

"Another job well done I suppose." Bat Sakura smiled as she wiped her hands to get dust out of them.

Suddenly there was a symbol of a bat shining in the sky.

"Guess I still need to work overtime." Bat Sakura said as she pressed a button on the Sakura Remote to summon the Sakuramobile and drove off to she what more she needed to do.

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Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2013, 07:42:24 AM »
"Oh yeah, that's fair! Why don't I get a signal? It's always "ARREST HIM" this or "HE SCARES ME" that." Spider-Blues said to himself while web swinging towards danger. "But a giant bat in the sky? Perfectly normal!"

Spider-Blues landed in front of the dancing people, noticing the little Fox-Boy with his hockey stick dancing along. "...speaking of normal..."

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Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2013, 07:44:14 AM »
The Sakuramobile arrived at the site of many people dancing.

"Meh at least it's better than fighting the Joker." Sakura shrugged as she got out of the vehicle.

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Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2013, 07:46:09 AM »
(Ah [tornado fang] it.)

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batguy

The eccentric millionare Josei had just returned from an important business meeting at Josei Enterprises. As he arrived at his luxurious mansion he noticed a faint signal in the sky.

Josei - "Oh dear, looks like somebody is in trouble."

Josei ran to his personal office and flipped a secret switch revealing a set of poles. Josei slid down the pole on the left and was instantaneously transformed into Batguy. As Batguy arrived in the Batcavern, he accessed the Batcomputer and looked at the Batmonitor.

Batguy - "It looks like somebody's in trouble!"

Batguy rushed up the Batstairs in the Batcavern and entered the Batvehicle. He turned on the Batignition and rushed to the scene of the crime.

(Please tell me if I go overboard. 8D)

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Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2013, 07:47:33 AM »
(Oh god 2 1960's cheesy Batmans, can this RP contain them? XD)

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Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2013, 07:49:45 AM »
"Oh yay!" Py-Loki cheered while getting low to the ground and kicking his paws into the air, "More playmates!"
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Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2013, 07:50:50 AM »
"Not so fast evil do-er, I Bat Sakura will stop you!" Bat Sakura said as she threw a Sakurarang at him.

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Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2013, 07:56:53 AM »
(Only time will tell.)

ONE SCENE TRANSITION LATER.

Batguy arrived at the site of the crime. Though he appeared to have already been beaten to the punch. His eyes widened at the site... the person who had beaten him to the punch was a beautiful... Batwoman?

Batguy - "Uhh... Hello..., Citizen?"

One of the dancers slightly bumped into Batguy, and he unconvincingly punched the guy.

'POW!'
The dancer fell back.

Another one slightly brushed against his cape, causing Batguy to act like he kicked the guy

'ZAM!'

Batguy - "Are... you like me? Do you feel the compelling need to dress up as a bat and fight dancing people?"

Batguy scratched his simplistically designed cowl.

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Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2013, 07:59:29 AM »
"Of course not I'm a professional!" Bat Sakura responded as she punched another guy in her way.

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Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2013, 08:00:58 AM »
Batguy - "So am I!"

Batguy threw a guy into a conveniently placed stack of boxes.

'KABLOOEY!'

Batguy - "I suggest we team up!"

Batguy threw a BatBoomerangShapedThing at another guy.

'WAZOW!'

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Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2013, 08:08:40 AM »
"Okaaaaaaaay, bat-people, fox boys with hockey sticks. Anyone else care to rip off your friendly, neighborhood, [insert animal name here]-Blues while we're at it?" Spider-Blues remarked. "Anyway, halt evil dancers. Stand down from the funk and surrender!"

Spider-Blues' spider sense was tingling as a mob of eccentric dancers tried to attack him. He jumped up above them and THWIP'd a web net around them, sticking them to the ground.

"Trust me, you will alllll thank me for this later when someone posts this on YouTube!" Spider-Blues quipped.

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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2013, 08:10:06 AM »
Batguy - "So am I!"

Batguy threw a guy into a conveniently placed stack of boxes.

'KABLOOEY!'

Batguy - "I suggest we team up!"

Batguy threw a BatBoomerangShapedThing at another guy.

'WAZOW!'

"Very well, for justice!" Bat Sakura shouted as she kicked another dancer.

"Okaaaaaaaay, bat-people, fox boys with hockey sticks. Anyone else care to rip off your friendly, neighborhood, [insert animal name here]-Blues while we're at it?" Spider-Blues remarked. "Anyway, halt evil dancers. Stand down from the funk and surrender!"

Spider-Blues' spider sense was tingling as a mob of eccentric dancers tried to attack him. He jumped up above them and THWIP'd a web net around them, sticking them to the ground.

"Trust me, you will alllll thank me for this later when someone posts this on YouTube!" Spider-Blues quipped.
"Nice job fellow ally!" Sakura smiled.

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« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2013, 08:12:41 AM »
"Hey, a compliment. I'm not use to those. Especially from a lovely young lady dressed up like a Bat. Do forgive me, as I sometimes don't know when to shut up. I'm Spider-Blues." he said as he webbed up a dancer coming at BatSakura. "And you are?"

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Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2013, 08:14:45 AM »
"A pleasure, I am BatSakura." BatSakura said as she threw out some Sakura bolas to entangle another dancer.

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« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2013, 08:17:54 AM »
Batguy - "And I'm Batguy! Exactly what I sound like, a guy dressed as a bat."

Batguy pulled a BatSteamPellet out of his BatHandyBelt and tossed it at another dancer.

'SPLASH!'

Batguy - "And how goes the fighting for you, Spider-Blues?"

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« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2013, 08:21:21 AM »
Spider-Blues stared at BatSakura and Batguy's techniques, and their belts. "Man, I've gotta start shopping wherever you two do from now on. Here I am, belt-less, while you're pulling gadgets and gizmos a plenty out of yours."

He continued to fight off the hypnotized dancers along side the two heroes dressed up like bats.

"Is there a superhero Walmart I don't know about? Walmutant maybe?? Batmart?"

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« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2013, 08:22:19 AM »
"I make my own." BatSakura quipped as she defeated another dancer.

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« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2013, 08:26:07 AM »
"Beautiful, intelligent, and skilled in the kungiest of fu, eh? Talk about a triforce of awesome. You are a rare breed, BatSakura! UP HIGH!" Spider-Blues shouted out as a few dancers were jumping off of a car towards BatSakura's head.

"I suppose you make your own toys as well, BatGuy?"

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« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2013, 08:27:58 AM »
"Hi-Yah!" BatSakura yelled as she kicked one of them strait up and right in the nads "Ouch I so didn't mean to do that!"

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« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2013, 08:29:59 AM »
Batguy - "Most of them, the costume's a loner though, had a much better one but I spilled mustard on it so I had to dump it. And I can't really say my skills are as good as this... stunning beauty."

Batguy saw a random Banana Peel lying around and threw it at another dancer as they slipped on it.

'SLIP!'

One of the Dancers slightly slapped Batguy.

'WHAM!

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« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2013, 08:33:45 AM »
Spider-Blues covered his crotch and hissed when he saw BatSakura kick that guy in the nuts. "OOOOOOOOH. That's just....oh man even I felt that in the ol' Arachnads. Speaking of nads, has anyone else noticed that there are more crazy dancers joining this fight against us? I'm no detective, but I'm guessing it has to do with the Fox-Boy with the Hockey Stick. We should probably look into it before she kicks more innocent balls!"

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« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2013, 08:35:21 AM »
"Agreed!" BatSakura nodded with embarrassment.