The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)

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Reply #650 on: August 15, 2015, 07:02:47 AM
Unfortunately...

[spoiler]It's fake.[/spoiler]


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Reply #651 on: August 15, 2015, 07:13:28 AM
[spoiler]Should have figured, it almost wasn't worth my eyes being assaulted with such disgusting things like some dude's huge as beer belly and a link leading to an article of a a boyfriend super glueing his girlfriend's vagina.[/spoiler]

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Reply #652 on: August 15, 2015, 07:16:27 AM
I just felt that we haven't had any XBone stupidity in a while and shared it anyway.


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Reply #653 on: August 15, 2015, 07:44:45 AM
[spoiler]It was nice that you shared that with the class. I also like that article included IGN and Kotaku. If there is any sort of actual stupidity Microsoft has done with the Xboned, is not having backwards compatibility from the start.[/spoiler]


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Reply #654 on: August 15, 2015, 08:08:12 AM
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Reply #655 on: August 15, 2015, 08:12:27 AM
oh my god lol the disk ejection article was fake lol

I don't remember the original source but it's not real lol


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Reply #656 on: August 15, 2015, 08:19:38 AM
[spoiler][/spoiler]
What did I just see?

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Reply #657 on: August 15, 2015, 08:24:23 AM
What did I just see?

The next step to achieve human enlightenment.



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Reply #658 on: August 24, 2016, 06:52:55 PM
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-onesie-announced-by-microsoft/1100-6442903/

You guys thought the ride ended but it's still going.......

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Reply #659 on: August 24, 2016, 07:21:14 PM
Why.


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Reply #660 on: August 24, 2016, 07:34:35 PM
The sad thing is I would buy this. 

If it was a Hoodie.

And was a PS4 Hoodie instead of the Xbone.

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Reply #661 on: August 24, 2016, 07:43:23 PM
Reading the article title, I assumed it was a onesie to dress the actual console.

This is just as dumb, though.



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Reply #662 on: August 24, 2016, 07:44:40 PM
*looks at the Xbonesie*

Why

I mean, onesies are great and all.  I love my Umbreon onesie and I can't wait for the weather to cool down so I can wear it more.  I'd really love to get another onesie and I have my eye on a hyena onesie. 

But... much like Gamer Grub, Game Fuel, and other gamer-marketed items...

...why

Just be a furry like the rest of us.


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Reply #663 on: August 24, 2016, 07:49:55 PM
Hell if it was regular pajamas this would sell more, why make it a freaking onesie?   So few people wear onesies, does Microsoft seriously not get that?

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Reply #664 on: August 24, 2016, 08:03:26 PM
Before I saw the article, I thought it was a baby onesie.

I dunno which is worse.


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Reply #665 on: August 24, 2016, 08:07:48 PM
Both would be nearly equally bad but I think the Baby Onesie would be worse.

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Reply #666 on: August 24, 2016, 08:27:58 PM
Limited quantities of the S model are being manufactured? Why?


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Reply #667 on: August 24, 2016, 08:33:41 PM
Because Project Scorpio will make both Xbones obsolete, but it's still stupid the S model is not going to be the standard now.

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Reply #668 on: August 24, 2016, 11:19:16 PM
It also limits the costumers' options of which system they want, especially if Scorpio is going to cost much more than the standard/S model. It's like with Nintendo and the New 3DS line by making the regular sized a limited edition deal in the U.S..


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Reply #669 on: August 25, 2016, 10:01:47 AM
I mean this is the first time an S model wouldn't [tornado fang] up the console functionality irreversably. See: PS3 slim which removed backwards compatibility, or 360 slim which removed external hard drive.

This time neither of them had any features to begin with. No worries about any changes aside from form factor when they don't have any functionality at all!  8D


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Reply #670 on: August 25, 2016, 10:08:40 AM
To this day I still don't understand how the hell the PS3 Slim can play PS1 games but not PS2 games.  It doesn't make sense.........

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Reply #671 on: August 25, 2016, 07:21:55 PM
I thought the reason PS3s can play PS1 games was because it has a PS1 emulator built in the system and they removed the PS2 hardware in Silm PS3s or something along those that gave it PS2 compatibility.


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Reply #672 on: August 25, 2016, 11:55:54 PM
Basically that's the gist of it. Classic PS3s had PS2 hardware built-in.