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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2013, 07:07:31 PM »
Less a minute to go.

I wonder what they're going to do to [acid burst] everybody off? Digital only/No Used Games? Always Online?

Oh, here's the self-gratification reel.

Oh, Cloud? Just call it a [tornado fang]ing server.

Hey cool they're talking about Not-The-Xbox and instead a ton of other [parasitic bomb].

Home entertainment system. So not a games console.

Its a black Box.

Posted on: May 21, 2013, 11:59:12 AM
The name sucks.

The controller is decent, why fix what wasn't broken.

I see a disc drive, and a Kinect Two.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2013, 07:11:00 PM »
XBOX ONE
BECAUSE IT'S ALL IN ONE
GEDDIT?
he he

I don't even want to watch this anymore, RMZX, mah man, fill me in on the details later.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2013, 07:12:20 PM »
Okay.

Voice Commands, I bet that'll work great...

"Go to Internet Explorer, Oh nice". Yeah, don't kid yourself Microsoft Devs.

Oh wow he really is [tornado fang]ing advertising Star Trek.

Snap Mode: AKA Multitasking with a name they can copyright.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2013, 07:12:41 PM »
It's seriously called that?

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2013, 07:14:56 PM »
You bet it is.

They're doing this to be confusing, I swear.
Sports stuff, Not interesting, people are applauding because Fantasy sports is a thing for some reason.

No, I don't care what you can do with the Super Bowl or Golden Globes, or TV in general, show us something different, I can do all of this on my Cable Box, I don't need Voice Controls for TV.

Oh yeah, because I totally need Skype and TV on my game console. Oh wait, I'm sorry, its an Entertainment System.

Kinect is not important.

Xbox Live reinvented? How about some Free Live?

BLU-RAY CONFIRMED. Something good for once.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2013, 07:20:17 PM »
Did they show any games?

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2013, 07:20:39 PM »
..... g-games? '>.>
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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2013, 07:22:07 PM »
Did they show any games?

Nope, they just want to show all the "cool" features.

There aren't any games.

Stop Advertising [tornado fang]ing Star Trek, how much is Abrams paying you?

Oh boy Kinect, people really want to see that. ::)

So... its MoCap without the Green Dot suit. Okay, don't care.

Is the D-Pad any good?

Uhh... Smart Glass? What.

Oh, the tablet can be a remote control? Jeez, that's never been done before!

Oh yeah, Xbox Live is so much different because its totally not the same thing, trust us, because it has more servers.

I want my content on my hard drive, being on the cloud means I lose [parasitic bomb] if the servers go down for maintenance.

Oh, so Achievements are different? How? They're not, stop making poetry out of empty words.

Oh boy EA. Don't care.

EA and Microsoft Team up, more Sports games.

Why are you applauding this is just the same [parasitic bomb] EA puts out every year.

No, none of this will fundamentally change anything, its a [tornado fang]ing sports game.

Blurring the line between real and fake? No thanks I don't need that.

EA Sports Self-Gratification Reel.

Graphics don't make a game, if EA made good games any more they would know this.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2013, 07:33:09 PM »
Shame I don't visit /v/ anymore.
I think the shitstorm would be amusing...
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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2013, 07:34:07 PM »
I don't know.
Probably not.

Oh, they made Fifa Xbox exclusive apparently. Oh well.

Here's more "LOOK AT OUR GRAPHICS" [parasitic bomb].

Oh, they wanted these to look real? They're really blind to what real looks like I guess.

My favorite Xbox franchises? I don't think those exist.

Oh hey more REALISM CARS. I feel like I'm in Sony's Conference again.

Okay what's next, apparently they're just blowing steam.

Oh yeah, this is a game. Totally not people acting.

This could be alright. If it actually showed something other than some odd Live Action stuff.

"Investing more than ever", can't wait to hear "Failed AAA" again.

8 new franchises? People trying something new? My god.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2013, 07:40:03 PM »
I'm actually cool with racing games.

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Oh come on we already talked about [tornado fang]ing TV.

Are you going to talk about Star Trek next?

If I wanted a watercooler I'd get a watercooler, not an Xbox. You can't put water in an Xbox.

Oh hey halo, You're looking... the same as ever.

Here's some more person plugging stuff that's not what they're supposed to be talking about.

Oh, never mind. This is about a [tornado fang]ing Halo TV show... By SPEILBERG? The [tornado fang]?

This is just... sad.

Oh hey more TV and LIVE SPORTS. Because that's something that's not been talked about already.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2013, 07:49:06 PM »
Yeah, I'm watching some of this [parasitic bomb]. This is really bad.

PS4 conference was focusing on GAMES. This is focusing on TV instead.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2013, 07:50:37 PM »
Its like they're not sure they're supposed to be talking about a Game Console and are instead talking about everything else.


Wait, is that it?

"Later This Year" Yeah, we kinda [tornado fang]ing figured.

Oh yeah DLC for Call of Duty on Xbox, paying $15 for three Maps.

I don't care about Call of Duty, go away Activision Devs.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2013, 07:53:25 PM »
Call of Duty [parasitic bomb]? Go to hell.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2013, 07:54:24 PM »
"We could do the safe thing but we did the right thing."

"New Next Gen CoD engine"

Don't kid yourself, its going to be the same as every other Call of Duty.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2013, 07:55:20 PM »
I know I don't like Xbox, but this is just pathetic.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2013, 07:56:05 PM »
OOHH A DOG.

Call of Duty is COMPLETELY CHANGED FOREVER.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2013, 07:56:33 PM »
Call of Duty? Booooooooooooooo. >^<

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2013, 07:56:50 PM »
"We could do the safe thing but we did the right thing."

"New Next Gen CoD engine"

Don't kid yourself, its going to be the same as every other Call of Duty.

Precisely my thoughts.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2013, 07:57:41 PM »
THIS IS IT!
SONY AND NINTENDO ARE FINISHED!

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2013, 07:58:07 PM »
Whee, AI, Whee, Fancy Graphics.

This is just... magical, thank you Microsoft for making the PS4 Announcement look good compared to this.

Hey guys, you forgot to show the 13-year olds that play CoD.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2013, 07:58:24 PM »
I didn't miss anything. Gotcha.

So lemme get this straight, Nintendo gets [parasitic bomb] on for not doing anything big at E3 when Sony & Microsoft pretty much told us everything except the price and HURRAY? Joy.

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Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2013, 07:59:56 PM »
People said PS3 had No Games

People said Wii U had No Games

No, Xbox One has NO GAMES.

More Activision Self-Indulgence.

This is like the Old Man thing with the PS4.