In my day we didn't have a [tornado fang]ing recession. Sure, we had our problems, but we just ignored them and focused on eating bruschetta and foie gras
for lunch. They were simpler times, which I was nonetheless too young and middle-class to appreciate.
There was also Mega Drive, N64 and the old Sonic cartoon, though, which were awesome.
GET A JOB, YUPPIES!
You...do know what a yuppie is, right?