As the clock struck 1AM in Vermillion City, Lt. PB was busy training both his Pokemon and his underlings in the shocking, dazzling, and egolectrical art of Electric Pokemon usage. His gym lowlies perhaps resented the fact that he would make them train at this time of night, but Lt. PB has told them time and time again that Electric Pokemon training was all about style, dazzle, and pizazzle which was best viewed at night like the most sexually violent of lightning storm. Lt. PB stroked his prized yellow scarf wearing Jolteon, Pizazzle Bolt, while his mighty green beret wearing Pachirisu, Private Electricia, battled with his student's Luxray.
"UN-AC-CEPTABLE!' Lt. PB said as Private Electricia easily disposed with the Luxray. "TEN HUT! Listen Timmy, your Luxray may have strength, but it doesn't possess the electric magnetism & sheer glory that all Electric Pokemon possess. Take Private Electricia here. When I caught her, she was timid, shy and unsure of her place in this great world of ours. But now look at her. LOOK TIMMY! LOOK! Dazzling, open, and electrifyingly stern in her belief that not only is she the best Electric Pokemon in the world, but that even the likes of the legendary Zapdos ain't got nothing on her! This is what I teach here at the Vermillion City Gym, and it is a lesson we will stay up learning till the sun rises in honor of Electric Pokemon GLORY! IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER?"
"SIR, YES SIR!" said the determined young Timmy!
"HAHAHAHAHA. SEXCELLENT! Now DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY" proclaimed Lt. PB as he went to check on how his other students were doing.
(This is not the beginning of this story. Just a fun display at how Lt. PB trains his Electric Pokemon.....