as the years go by, we all get a little excited and very much frightened of one thing
the cars change, the computers change, the fashion changes, the music changes
hell, i remember when the SNES was some hot ass [parasitic bomb]. now you have to buy digital copies of it's games on a completely different machine.
however, we can all take comfort in one simple thing. there is a single object so perfect in design that it will never change for as long as humanity exists.
it is a thing of sheer beauty, sheer perfection.
yes, it serves it's seemingly intended purpose of prying open large crates.
however, the crowbar goes above and beyond the call of duty by being one of the greatest melee weapons of all time.
not only does it serve this purpose, but it does so in what can only be described as an artful manner.
as though it becomes part of your arm, the crowbar swings forward with however much force the combined strength of your body and spirit will allow.
once pulled back after impact, it creates a beautiful mess.
yes, it is known for it's attack capabilities only in video games, but some day we are all going to be overrun by flesh-eating walking corpses.
that is when we will all reach for that wonderful piece of sheer genius. the object which could be considered the symbol of all things free.
let us all take a moment to salute the world's most perfect design
let us take this year by the balls and bash it into what we desire
let's call 2010 the year of the crowbar.