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Would a coffee flavoured jawbreaker Zero defeat Omega?

Of course he will break Omega's pride and jaw with ease. His heart cannot be beaten.
8 (21.6%)
It will end in a draw.
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Ciel eats the jawbreaker by accident. Sorry Zero!
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Zero don't need a body, his mind as weapon is already to powerful.
7 (18.9%)
Dudes, your are watching way to much Yu-Gi-Oh. The heart thing is way to overrated.
3 (8.1%)
Screw the poll. Why isn't he perma banned yet?
9 (24.3%)

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Author Topic: So, if the body doesn't count, Zero could destroy Omega even as a jawbreaker.  (Read 6953 times)

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Offline Thanatos-Zero

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As Vegito said it: "I'm a jawbreaker, not just some candy, but the strongest jawbreaker in the universe!"


So, do you really think that the heart <3 is so strong, that our beloved Zero could even defeat Omega as a candy? 8D
Rate and discuss!

(In theory, Aile, Vent, Grey and Ashe wouldn't have needed Livemetal in the first place.)

Remember, this topic is here to delight you. ;)

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Vegito wants his CMoA back.

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No no, Vegito is too damn awesome, Zero is kinda cool, but his thong and all. In theory, Vegito is made of pure concentrated win, and since he only appeared once makes him even more badass. Zero will never achieve that, hes appeared too much.

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I'm not finding this funny. Someone make it funny.

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What? How is this supposed to be funny? We are talking about a long haired, gumball fighter, and no, zero could not beat Omega without his body since it has all his EX skills integrated into him and of that sort, plus E tanks.

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Vegito wants his CMoA back.
You know the world is coming to an end when Neko of all people read my mind.

No no, Vegito is too damn awesome, Zero is kinda cool, but his thong and all. In theory, Vegito is made of pure concentrated win, and since he only appeared once makes him even more badass. Zero will never achieve that, hes appeared too much.
However Vegito has the disadvantage of having to put up with Gogeta crapifying the concept.  Plus, whatever the thong cost Zero in win, he more than regained when he gave said thong to Aile.

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However Vegito has the disadvantage of having to put up with Gogeta crapifying the concept.  Plus, whatever the thong cost Zero in win, he more than regained when he gave said thong to Aile.
Yeah, I dislike Gogeta and all his 15 minutes and crap. Well, it was actually Ciel who made the biometals, thank her, the pervy scientist. Well, I bet she was thinking more along the lines of gray and his thong thing.

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I'm not finding this funny. Someone make it funny.
let's see what ancient pictures of the probably funny variety i have in my photobucket..


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Heheh, that was pretty funny.

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Yeah, this is a pretty unamusing topic.



Wait, never mind that!  That actually is pretty funny!

Rate and discuss!

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let's see what ancient pictures of the probably funny variety i have in my photobucket..



As RPM's resident black man, I approve. Thread saved. XD

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I don't think you're actually meant to want to get the "creator of the shittiest thread of 2009" award, bro.

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I don't think you're actually meant to want to get the "creator of the shittiest thread of 2009" award, bro.

That wasn't my attention, but the real deal is, that the heart concept was a miserable excuse, for Zero being able to beat the so much called original body.
Instead of heart, they could have said, that Zero's spirit and determination made him so much superior.
Also the purpose of this thread is to delight you. The idea alone was so ridiculous funny, it would have been a offence to not to share it with you.

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I don't believe you.

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Instead of heart, they could have said, that Zero's spirit and determination made him so much superior.

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What DID you think they meant with "heart"?

"Ki!  Ki ki ki ki!  Ki!"


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I don't believe you.

Believe, whatever you believe.

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What DID you think they meant with "heart"?

Carebear power. rofl
Joke aside. I was never found of, how they named the scource of Zero's power. Would they have named it "spirit", it wouldn't have sound so cliché with "heart" (Kingdom Hearts enhanced my dislike for it). The name "spirit" has for me a more isoteric touch, as a word which is frequently used in fairy tails and novels.
For example I loved in the german version of Alundra the word "Seele (soul)", instead the english one with "heart".

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"kokoro" = mind, heart, spirit and many other meanings rolled into one.

And thus you're basically saying a choice of translation suddenly made it a miserable excuse.

"Ki!  Ki ki ki ki!  Ki!"


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they were saying that it was his mind, hi soul, his essence, that was the real thing. Also, when Soul can be translated into consciousness, then you know it can be said very different ways. Zero's spirit, Soul, heart, mind, CPU, Control chip, what have you, thats what they meant.
...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

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Alright, thank you both for your support.^^
Still... the choice for the word "heart" ruined for me the overall serious story of Rockman Zero.
(the same could be said for trekies and trekker)
Now, I like to know who else found the idea of a Jawbreaker Zero to be funny.

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It wasn't that funny to me when Vegito did it. So copying a nonfunny joke does not yield funny results.

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[Spock]This topic is illogical. Illogical. ILLOGICAL.[/Spock]
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You best not be insulting Bruce Faulconer!

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I like how you picked the dub with the recycled Mega Man music!

I always found that funny about the Ocean Dub.  Even funnier is Brian Drummond doing Vegito's voice; "But I must warn you, attacking something so small and fast won't be easy!".  I lol'd.
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