Weapon: Marxist Mallet
Weakness: Lincoln Loving
Rejected because: After a promising start, Communist Man became too powerful for his own good and collapsed. Democracy Man claimed victory for this, but in reality he played no actual part in it.
Weapon: Lincoln Loving
Weakness: Credit Crunch
Rejected because: He claimed to have defeated Communist Man, which lead to his ego being overblown. Recession Man snuck over and destroyed his career. He was then rejected, having no use anymore.
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Weapon: Financial Sensibility
Weakness: Blue Screen of Death
Rejected because: After the Recession Man fiasco, Microsoft Man came in and got rid of him. He quickly fell pray to Virus Man, however, and was scrapped.
Weapon: Blue Screen of Death
Weakness: Tech Savvy
Rejected because: Everybody hated him.
Weapon: Tech Savvy
Weakness: Crippling Rejection
Rejected because: After a disastrous proposal to Valley Girl, he fell into a deep, dark depression. Considered a liability, he was dismantled.
Weapon: Crippling Rejection
Weakness: Sociopolitical Theory
Rejected because: Wily doesn't like sassy backtalking.
Weapon: Sociopolitical Theory
Weakness: Marxist Mallet
Rejected because: Communist Man took his theory and abused it, and Marx Man was hoisted by his own petard. Oh, the poetic irony.