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Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« on: November 14, 2009, 02:55:58 AM »
Here's how this game works. You make up a Robot Master, complete with power, weakness, and the reason why it was rejected. This time, pictures of your boss are encouraged among the more artistically adept RPM users. As well, you can describe the stage if you really want to.

With that in mind, here we go.


Ersatz Man

Power: Copyright Infringing Tentacle
Weakness: Last Ditch Lawsuit
Rejected Because: It looked too much like Tetsuo Shima. Sound familiar to any of you KoF fans out there?

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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2009, 06:38:59 AM »
Tentacle Man

Power: Tentacles... that can reach everywhere....

Weakness: Swords and other sharp objects

Rejected because: tried to [twin slasher] Roll and Kalinka off camera.

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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2009, 04:32:17 PM »
Awesome Man

Weapon: Awesome Sauce
Weakness: Moe

Rejectedd: Because apparently he was way too awesome for Mega Man so he left to become Kamina of Gurren Lagann.

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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2009, 01:38:53 PM »
Combine Man

Weapon: Bullet Gun
Weakness: (anti-)Gravity Grenade
Rejected Because: Wily thought he was getting a robot that combined to make another robot, a la Voltron, instead of one of those nazi aliens from Half-Life 2.

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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2009, 07:40:30 PM »
Superman

Weapon(s): Super strength, heat vision, X-ray vision, etc.
Weakness: Kryptonite
Rejected because: This idea was already used by DC Comics, and Superman is not a robot.
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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2009, 07:50:29 PM »
BurritoMan

Weapon: Bean Burrito Blast
Weakness: Ice/water weapons
Rejected Because: Obviously he was sold to be the mascot of a Mexican resturaunt.

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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2009, 08:03:21 PM »
Never Miss Man

Weapon: Homing Bullet Pistol
Weakness: Dodge Man
Rejected Because: A guy that never misses. So, if someone runs arounds a wall and blocks the projectile from leaving the room does that count as a miss?

Dodge Man

Weapon: None,he just dodges anything.
Weakness: Never Miss Man
Rejected Because: A robot that always dodges. Kinda pointless. How would you repair him? And does he dodge the air and the ground as well?

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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2009, 11:06:06 PM »
Barneyman

Weapon: Friends
Weakness: Maturity
Rejected Because: Nobody likes Barney the Dinosaur...

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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2009, 11:45:28 PM »
Gladiator Man

Weapon: A sword and a shield
Weakness: Other gladiators and lions
Rejected because: Barbaric behavior
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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2009, 11:53:31 PM »
Recession Man

Weapon: Credit Crunch
Weakness: Financial Sensibility
Rejected because: Brian Cowen had a hissy-fit about it.

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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2009, 02:20:00 AM »
[censored] Man

Weapon: [censored]
Weakness: The Freakin' FCC
Rejected Because: He kept shouting [censored] every time he moved.
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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2009, 02:24:23 AM »
Facebook Woman

Weapon: Farmville mafia wars. addiction
Weakness:Thinking of better htings to do rather than wait for your little food meter to go up,
Rejected becuase: THEY DIDNT WANT TWO GIRLS BECUASE WE COULD NOT HANDLE IT

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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2009, 04:09:40 AM »
NoSound Man

Weapon: Deafness
Weakness: Sound
Rejected Because: It would make no sense to build him.
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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2009, 04:31:12 AM »
Snickers Man

Weapon: A huge-ass Snickers bar
Weakness: The heat (we all know why)
Rejected because: The designers ate him before they could create him, unfortunately.
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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2009, 04:38:39 AM »
Meme Man

Weapon: Annoying internet memes
Weakness: People not replying to his weapon
Rejected because: The designers got annoyed by him and dismantled him personally.
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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2009, 01:05:44 PM »
The Man Man

Power: Top-of-the-food Chain
Weakness: Rebellious Hippies
Rejected Because: He tried to boss Wily around. And NO ONE bosses Wily around and lives to tell about it... 'cept for Bass.

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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2009, 01:51:25 PM »
Invincible Man
Power: Round House kick
Weakness: Bruce Lee
Rejected because: He quit the moment he got built and started his own movie career..Last seen in Walker Texas chain saw massacre

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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2009, 07:02:39 PM »
Communist Man

Weapon: Marxist Mallet
Weakness: Lincoln Loving
Rejected because: After a promising start, Communist Man became too powerful for his own good and collapsed. Democracy Man claimed victory for this, but in reality he played no actual part in it.

Democracy Man

Weapon: Lincoln Loving
Weakness: Credit Crunch
Rejected because: He claimed to have defeated Communist Man, which lead to his ego being overblown. Recession Man snuck over and destroyed his career. He was then rejected, having no use anymore.

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Microsoft Man

Weapon: Financial Sensibility
Weakness: Blue Screen of Death
Rejected because: After the Recession Man fiasco, Microsoft Man came in and got rid of him. He quickly fell pray to Virus Man, however, and was scrapped.

Virus Man

Weapon: Blue Screen of Death
Weakness: Tech Savvy
Rejected because: Everybody hated him.

IT Man

Weapon: Tech Savvy
Weakness: Crippling Rejection
Rejected because: After a disastrous proposal to Valley Girl, he fell into a deep, dark depression. Considered a liability, he was dismantled.

Valley Girl

Weapon: Crippling Rejection
Weakness: Sociopolitical Theory
Rejected because: Wily doesn't like sassy backtalking.

Marx Man

Weapon: Sociopolitical Theory
Weakness: Marxist Mallet
Rejected because: Communist Man took his theory and abused it, and Marx Man was hoisted by his own petard. Oh, the poetic irony.

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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2009, 10:02:49 PM »
T Man

Weapon: Pitying the fool

Weakness: None, he pities weakness

Rejected because: He pitied his job in the game and quit.
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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2009, 10:53:37 PM »
Jenga Man

Weapon(s): The 54(?) Jenga blocks he was built from
Weakness: A slight push or shove
Rejected because: There was no way he was going to be put back together again.
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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2009, 07:01:45 AM »
Badass Man

Weapon:Badass Beam
Weakness:Softness
Rejected:Quit because he think he's so badass and badass people dont take orders from anyone(including wily)

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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2009, 07:33:21 PM »
Guitar Man

Weapon: Guitar Solo
Weakness: Rap artists
Rejected Because: Wily had no place for guitarists, so Guitar Man changed his named to Geddy Lee and formed the band Rush, and I think you know where I'm going with this.

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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2009, 10:57:31 PM »
Dead man

Weapon: Death

Weakness: Life

Rejected Because: He was dead.
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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2009, 11:11:41 PM »
Disney Man
Weapon: Spontaneous song and dance
Weakness: EVIL villains of EVIL
Rejected because: Disney was going to sue Capcom on the grounds of copyright infringement  because of their idea.

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Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2009, 11:14:57 PM »
Tetris Man

Weapon: Tetris L-shape Boomerang
Weakness: Dr. Mario Man
Rejected because:
Too much time and too many possibilities on how to build him.

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