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Reply #350 on: July 28, 2010, 12:07:20 AM
A ban of three days

Posted on: 27-07-2010, 22:50:30

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I see no problems here. At all.



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Reply #351 on: July 28, 2010, 12:12:29 AM
Any question?

What about Spider-Girl?   XDs



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Reply #352 on: July 28, 2010, 01:09:17 AM
What about Spider-Girl?   XDs
...you mean the recently killed Mattie Franklin, who was one of the few cheered up and enthusiastic characters in the Spider-Man saga, or do you mean May Parker, the future daughter of Peter Parker and Mary Ja... whoops, forgot about that. I mean NONEXISTANT future May Parker.



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Reply #353 on: July 28, 2010, 03:44:29 AM
or do you mean May Parker, the future daughter of Peter Parker and Mary Ja... whoops, forgot about that. I mean NONEXISTANT future May Parker.

That one!  The one pretty much every fan liked, except Quesada!



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Reply #354 on: July 28, 2010, 04:49:40 AM
So to sum this up, Quesada sucks as a writer?



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Reply #355 on: July 28, 2010, 05:46:49 AM
About as bad as Dan DiDio, I hear. The dude practically wrote Countdown himself.

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Reply #356 on: July 28, 2010, 12:36:14 PM
Editors are awful writers. Stick to your own job, people!

And Didio wrote Countdown as a way to show he could do something better than the stellar 52 (52 is still one of the best DC Universe-written comics in a VERY long time), and ended up doing an incredibly shitty comic, which [tornado fang]'d up so much story, it had to be almost fully taken out of canon. Hell, I don't currently know how much of Countdown is canon and how much it's not.



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Reply #357 on: July 28, 2010, 05:38:11 PM
Editors are awful writers. Stick to your own job, people!

And Didio wrote Countdown as a way to show he could do something better than the stellar 52 (52 is still one of the best DC Universe-written comics in a VERY long time), and ended up doing an incredibly shitty comic, which [tornado fang]'d up so much story, it had to be almost fully taken out of canon. Hell, I don't currently know how much of Countdown is canon and how much it's not.

I know that the ending isn't.



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Reply #358 on: July 28, 2010, 09:40:15 PM
I know that the ending isn't.
I quit long before the ending.



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Reply #359 on: July 28, 2010, 09:41:37 PM



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Reply #360 on: July 29, 2010, 11:05:26 AM



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Reply #361 on: July 29, 2010, 11:37:42 AM
Countdown is wholely skippable. I didn't find one single event worth noticing in it that is important for later.

Heck, even with tie-ins, such as Death of the New Gods, all you gotta know is this: Celestial war. New Gods are dead. There. That's how Morrison intended Final Crisis to be followed anyway.



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Reply #362 on: August 04, 2010, 07:34:09 AM



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Reply #363 on: August 04, 2010, 07:39:26 AM
Smart move. 


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Reply #364 on: August 04, 2010, 11:53:13 AM
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR SUPERMAN!

Touching.
...I feel extremely happy for them, yet think they've been properly gypped when it came to a reasonable price.



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Reply #365 on: August 04, 2010, 05:11:09 PM
I have question for you pros and core fans, how did Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns start the Dark Age? I know the Comedian and rorschach are cool but still, I don't know how they contributed to the madness of the nineties Dark Age.



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Reply #366 on: August 04, 2010, 06:56:55 PM
I have question for you pros and core fans, how did Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns start the Dark Age? I know the Comedian and rorschach are cool but still, I don't know how they contributed to the madness of the nineties Dark Age.

Well essentially, it almost got rid of a lot of the humor in comics and made everything kinda dark and gritty, due to the immense popularity of those two comics.  There's probably more to it, but I just woke up so I can't think of it. 



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Reply #367 on: August 04, 2010, 08:40:14 PM
I have question for you pros and core fans, how did Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns start the Dark Age? I know the Comedian and rorschach are cool but still, I don't know how they contributed to the madness of the nineties Dark Age.
You know how in the beginning of the movie age, everything was dumb and silly? And then in came Citizen Kane, and actually made a good and complex, long story that made people take movies seriously, as an art? Well, Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns did that for comics, in a way. But like in movies, soon, everyone was a fan of dark broody x-treme violence and loads of crap which teenagers seemed to be quite fond of. Nowadays, stuff's beginning to pick up, since the 00's. Few heroes remained untouched by the sheer x-treme grimdark crappiness of 90's culture. Luckily, stuff's began to pick up since the 00's.


...in other news, let's take a look at comics today...



FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THEY'RE NOT GETTING BACK TOGETHER EVEN IF MEPHISTO'S DEAL IS REVEALED



CPR DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT

...AND IT TURNS OUT THEY WERE TOGETHER ALL ALONG UNTIL RECENTLY, JUST NOT MARRIED.

...THEN WHY GET RID OF THE MARRIAGE IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU [tornado fang]



QUESADA, YOU [tornado fang]. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.


...oh my God. I think Quesada's trying to enrage every single comic book fan in existance by copy-pasting his idea of a perfect life into comics.



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Reply #368 on: August 05, 2010, 06:04:11 AM
To be QUITE honest, there's a part of me that thinks Spidey fans who continued to buy the comic after OMD deserve this.  He literally kicked fans in the crotch, people still bought it, and how he's taking a bat to the fan's cock.  I mean I read the whole issue today, and it's [tornado fang]ing brutal.

Meanwhile, Geoff Johns should've just entitled today's Brightest Day issue, BRIGHTEST DAY: [parasitic bomb] JUST GOT REAL!



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Reply #369 on: August 05, 2010, 06:14:37 AM
At least Brighest day is doing good then

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #370 on: August 05, 2010, 06:20:22 AM
What the hell... did I just read there?
That one page.... and that Mary Jane.
I just dunno anymore.

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE, IS THIS JUST FANTASY?!

No, it's [tornado fang]ing Quesada shitting up Spiderman.

Heh.



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Reply #371 on: August 05, 2010, 07:11:03 AM
Meanwhile, Geoff Johns should've just entitled today's Brightest Day issue, BRIGHTEST DAY: [parasitic bomb] JUST GOT REAL!

In-[tornado fang]ing-deed.


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Reply #372 on: August 05, 2010, 12:20:27 PM
In-[tornado fang]ing-deed.
It's basically: "Everyone's got a tiny role to play, intended or unintended, in a huge complicated mess soon. Zoom has time travel shenanigans, so he's scot free."

Shadowland is also quite crap this month.



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Reply #373 on: August 06, 2010, 08:19:33 AM
Yeah, I was gonna ask about that.  I got one of the promo posters as a freebie with my latest comic purchases.  Is it worth checking out at all, or should I avoid it at all costs?


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Reply #374 on: August 06, 2010, 08:24:07 AM
It's basically: "Everyone's got a tiny role to play, intended or unintended, in a huge complicated mess soon. Zoom has time travel shenanigans, so he's scot free."

What I like about Zoom's part is that he accomplished his mission, so he gets to live, which in turn means that whomever doesn't accomplish there mission is going to die. XD