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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2009, 09:06:07 PM »
A young man with brown hair arrives at Red base and knocks on the door while holding the "help wanted" sign that was at the front.

"Uh, excuse me, I heard that you were looking for recruits."

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2009, 12:45:34 AM »
During his hourly clean up, the Pyro had heard some one knocking on the front door.
"Now who could that be?...Probably a dirty BLU person." He said to himself as he walked towards the door.
Once he got there, he slammed the door open, with his flamethrower pointing at the suprised young man with the brown hair.
"BURN DIRTY BLU MAN, YOU SHALL NOT BRING YOUR MESSYNESS UPON MY CLEAN HALLWAYS EVER AGAIN!!" But before he could quickly fry the poor man into ashes, he noticed that it was merely a civilian on his charming doorstep. "...Oh wait...it just some guy holding our wanted sign...hmmm maybe I can burn him a little bit, he seems quite dirty." He whispered as he rubbed the underside of his gas mask.

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2009, 01:16:16 AM »
Nova started putting signs around the BLU base that read "dont go out to war just yet, we still need recruits!" Nova then ran back to his secret alclove to watch hot anime, girl action. "People better not be disturbing me, or someone will need a replacemeant everything." Nova mumbled.

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2009, 01:46:02 AM »
Meanwhile outside the BLU base, an Afroed Medic came towards the front entrance...

???: Hm, I'm sure this was the right address. *Looks down on a crudely drawn map labeling the BLU side with a happy face and the RED side with a frowning face* Er...I guess I'm at the right place. *he prepares to knock but fails to notice the sentry around the door*

DEII: *sneezed* Hm...that's odd?
DEII looked over the ledge of his outpost and saw an afro. For some weird and undisclosed reason, he had this sudden urge to pounce on said afro and gnaw the hell out of it... To which he did.

"OM NOM NOM"

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2009, 02:37:39 AM »
???: *looking down and see's a shadow growing around him* Hm, that's odd. I didn't know there was gonna be an eclipse-

DEII lands on him and begins to gnaw, and if almost by some unseen instinct he yelled...

???: GAAAAAAAHH!!!

Every one stopped for a moment hearing this but most quickly went back to what they were doing before...
"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting...Burning...FINGER!!!~"
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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #30 on: November 06, 2009, 02:49:24 AM »
"THISF ISF THEF BESTF AFROF IF HAVEF EVERF GNAWF!" DEII exclaimed, trying to make out his own words with his mouth full of hair.

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #31 on: November 06, 2009, 02:57:41 AM »
Nova was startled by the wierd startled, so he ran to where the sound came from, and came upon a very queer scene " what...are you guys doing?" Nova said, slowly reaching for his gun incase DEII decided to eat some flaming hair.

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #32 on: November 06, 2009, 03:00:53 AM »
"Ohf Novaf." DEII said, still gnawing away.

"If havef thisf weirdf feelingf tof gnawf atf hisf afrof, ohf! Andf thef afrof belongsf tof ourf newf medicf."

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #33 on: November 06, 2009, 03:04:04 AM »
"Right, and now you want to gnaw on the person who will evidently rescue our lives, out of feeling......you know I would have expected this from someone. Now the medic needs to heal himself, I will just go about my buisness then, have fun gnawing on our medic." Said Nova as if it was not that big a matter, he strode off back to his home, thinking of what will happen next to Eragon. Just then he remembered that he had wandered towards where he set a mine, he swerved back towards the others to escape being blown to bits "just hope RED doesent figure out our defenses are down, or we might die before the battle begins."

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2009, 03:32:16 AM »
"Ohf Novaf." DEII said, still gnawing away.

"If havef thisf weirdf feelingf tof gnawf atf hisf afrof, ohf! Andf thef afrof belongsf tof ourf newf medicf."

???: My name is Medic Shroom...AND STOP GNAWING ON ME! or so help me your going to be the last person I help in the middle of a battle...
"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting...Burning...FINGER!!!~"
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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2009, 03:38:10 AM »
Nova rushed to where DEII and Shroom were and bellowed " Run! I set off the mines and now we must get out there and while there is confusion and strike them donw like the boring old coots they are!" Nova had alreayd started looking if the sniper was still alive and if there were any other people in the base right now.

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2009, 04:50:57 AM »
Did you say... New Recruit?

Kallen dashed out to where Strange Pyro was.

So, you were right, we do have a possible new recruit. Test his skills and tell me what hes proficient at.

Kallen dashed back to where she was sitting, flailing a Baseball bat and hitting the Walls of the base.

HEY GUYS! WE GOT ANOTHER RECRUIT!

The only people around to hear the announcement were Strange Pyro, who already knew. and Sniper Hook, who was too busy sitting in his sniping tower.

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2009, 07:01:24 AM »
???: My name is Medic Shroom...AND STOP GNAWING ON ME! or so help me your going to be the last person I help in the middle of a battle...
"Butf youf aref sof tastyf... Finef thenf... Untilf anotherf timef..." With that, DEII released Shroom's afro from his jaws.

"Man, that was fun..."
Nova rushed to where DEII and Shroom were and bellowed " Run! I set off the mines and now we must get out there and while there is confusion and strike them donw like the boring old coots they are!" Nova had alreayd started looking if the sniper was still alive and if there were any other people in the base right now.
"WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!? But I already set my sentries on alert!"

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2009, 07:09:24 AM »
" Run! I set off the mines and now we must get out there and while there is confusion and strike them donw like the boring old coots they are!"

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2009, 07:17:18 AM »
Meanwhile at Red base, the new recruit called Tai was taking a tour of the base.

"So, this is Red base? I was expecting more to be honest. Anyways, what was that about testing my skills?"

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2009, 07:27:27 AM »
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!"  A vocie rang from atop BLU base, likely attracting a lot of attention.

"FIRE IN THE MORNIN'~, FIRE IN THE EVENIN'~, FIRE AT SUPPER TIEM~!" Magnus sang, launching flares in the general direction of RED base. "Nothing better then setting some scrubs on fire!"

As if on cue, Magnus quickly sprayed a wall of flames around him with his Flamethrower before vanishing from the roof. Knowing that crazy dragonic pyromaniac, he probably went to the break room and started playing with a blowtorch.

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2009, 06:07:11 PM »
"Ha ha, piece of [acid burst]," Lucky Spy proclaimed smarmily, his figure fading back into coherency while he stepped through the BLU Fortress's side door. He noticed Dr. Engineerly II chewing on the afro of a rather peeved-looking Medic, and cocked an eyebrow.

"New recruits, is it?"

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #42 on: November 06, 2009, 08:07:04 PM »
Meanwhile at Red base, the new recruit called Tai was taking a tour of the base.

"So, this is Red base? I was expecting more to be honest. Anyways, what was that about testing my skills?"
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The Pyro walked merrily in the halls with the new recruit, who didn't seem to mind the flames along said path. Not looking at the man, trying not to be tempted to burn him alive, like he had done with the last few new recruits, the Pyro replied:
"Oh, it's just a mandatory procedure we do whenever we get someone new and flammable on our team. You know, see if they're good enough to work for us and to set on fire, strong enough to burn longer that kinda testing stuff...which reminds me..." The Pyro took out a large crumpled paper from his back pocket, and began to read it out loud.

"...Welcome new recruit [Guy with Brown Hair], to the totally rad base of RED. Where we specialize in Sniping, shooting things, killing things, killing things with a bat, burning things, doing laundry, killing things with more bats, jazz hands, and many more things to do. We must inform you that you shall be tested before we can accept you on this work environment.
This test will be difficult, gut rending, bloody, traumatazing, and hot...but don't worry, it won't hurt at all.
This test will be given by our very own Physical Training Instructor/Burning Safety Manager/Burning Specialist/Janitor, Mr.Strange Bon Pyro, who by the way, appointed himself with all the jobs mentioned before.

We hope you enjoy working here with us at RED base and help us be rid of those unclean germ lovers we know as The BLU team.

PS: Be warned that training with the Pyro will not only be very painful, but you might experience third deegree burns.
PPS: There is no such thing as a Burning Safety Manager...until now that is.
PPPS: Pudding."
The Pyro then put the notice back inside his back pocket, and he asked the young man as his head twitched: "Any questions?" 

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #43 on: November 06, 2009, 08:30:13 PM »
Sudenly Strange Pyro got whacked on the back of his head with a sniper rifle.
No! No more testing by you! You know what happened to the last recruits do ya!
It wasn´t often that Sniper hook left the sniping tower...only in times of real emergency or when someone was doing something reaaaallly stupid.
Welcome to the base new bait for team Blu....I mean new recruit who is not going to be the bait for BLU team so I can snipe them easily...soooo...for what post are ya attending?

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #44 on: November 06, 2009, 08:49:54 PM »
"I don't know, I'm decent at shooting stuff and I love explosions, what would fit with me?"

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #45 on: November 06, 2009, 08:54:37 PM »
"Assitent Janitor!" Shouted the crazed, hygenic pyromaniac.

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #46 on: November 06, 2009, 08:57:04 PM »
Sniper hook smacked Strange Pyro again with the rifle.
Are ya good with explosives kid?

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #47 on: November 06, 2009, 08:58:16 PM »
[...] what would fit with me?"

[OOC: Soldier (offensive class; shotgun, bazooka, shovel and grenades (the latter are never actually operable in the game); focus on killing enemies quickly), Demoman (defensive class; sticky-bomb/grenade launcher and scrumpy bottle; focus on blowing invaders to bits and destroying Engineer's Sentries) or Spy (support class; revolver, switchblade, invisibility watch, electro-sapper (for short-wiring Sentries); focus on stealth, retrieval and assassination.]

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #48 on: November 06, 2009, 09:00:09 PM »
"Well, I can handle them without blowing myself up."

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Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« Reply #49 on: November 06, 2009, 09:04:01 PM »
[BTW Lucky/Nick, what other weapons and skills other than a Flamethrower and burning stuff does the Pyro have?]