I opted to go with this polka dot clown sailor outfit I have, which fit way too tight & made for awesome party garb. Got a bottle of Crown Russe vodzkee, AKA the cheapest thing in the store (40 cents cheaper than Vladies).
Got smashed as all hell & played Rockband 2, but then my passive aggressive [sonic slicer] of a friend Justin tried to take our singer, so I popped him in the jaw. It was a very fun evening. & then we after-partied yesterday & today. I'm [tornado fang]ing beat as all hell.
Prior to the Rockband 2 we were goading the piece of ass my friend Joe, the owner of the apartment, brings over to [tornado fang] & my friend Kara, who was talking about "not being so sure anymore about not being bi" into losing some clothes & making out on camera. Then they kicked us out & me & Joe watched them go at it through knife holes in his bedroom door while Paparazzi was blaring.
I had a [tornado fang]ing blast.