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Reply #75 on: March 23, 2013, 11:04:53 PM
Kick him in the balls and run

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Reply #76 on: March 23, 2013, 11:06:54 PM
Wish for an unlimited supply of nachos

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Reply #77 on: March 23, 2013, 11:12:47 PM
Make him pay for being responsible for a bottle of water sacrificing itself for his music. That bottle was a father to a family of Aquafina, dammit! Fuckin' Ninja'd.

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Reply #78 on: March 23, 2013, 11:17:10 PM
Set her hair on fire.

You encounter a hobo tugging at your shirt for some booze.



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Reply #79 on: March 23, 2013, 11:27:05 PM
Cut his hands off, sick of damn bums.

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Reply #80 on: March 23, 2013, 11:31:28 PM
I'd smash the booze bottle and run. NINJA'D AGAIN!

I'd use the flesh to make leather pants♪ 8D

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Reply #81 on: March 23, 2013, 11:41:16 PM
Avoid you at all costs for singing such a song.

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Reply #82 on: March 24, 2013, 02:34:21 AM
Accept it with no questions.

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Reply #83 on: March 24, 2013, 02:56:43 AM
Pat his head and give him a hug.

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Reply #84 on: March 24, 2013, 03:01:39 AM
Use their fur as a comfortable floor mat

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Reply #85 on: March 24, 2013, 03:10:33 AM
Well okay.

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Reply #86 on: March 24, 2013, 03:16:56 AM
I'll wish for a life-time supply of cookies n' cream ice cream and share it with everyone here.

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Reply #87 on: March 24, 2013, 10:14:03 AM
I build my fortress on it.

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Reply #88 on: March 24, 2013, 10:08:26 PM
Ask him how he broke out of the comic book world.

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Reply #89 on: March 25, 2013, 01:18:58 AM
That's basically what happend with my cat.

It was labor day years ago, and this cat was left behind for whatever reason. He would always climb up the trees when my dog barked at him. Eventually the dog chased him inside, my mom shut the screen door after the cat came in, and the dog literally jumped through the screen door.

They got used to each other after about 3 months. Always hissing and growling.  >0<

You encounter the love of your life, but they are magically turned into whatever sex/gender you aren't intersted in after a year.

You can't be just some dude with that post count...

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Reply #90 on: March 25, 2013, 02:02:18 AM
Then I'll just find another woman.

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Reply #91 on: March 25, 2013, 03:02:18 AM
Smash my face against the hot metal of the UFO

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Reply #92 on: March 25, 2013, 03:07:15 AM
Smash it with a hammer. Not so hard after all!

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OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
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Reply #93 on: March 25, 2013, 03:12:47 AM
Smash it with a hammer. Not so hard after all!

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Dammit I wanted to that hard drive, Office Space style! Anyway I'd ask it how many spoonfuls does it take get to the bottom of a bowl of Kraft mac and cheese.

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Reply #94 on: March 25, 2013, 03:52:36 AM
Dammit I wanted to that hard drive, Office Space sytle! Anyway I'd it how spoonfuls does it take get to bottom of a bowl of Kraft mac and cheese.
I think you accidentally whole words.

I'd be glad that I encountered a vampire who didn't want to feast on my blood, then chow down on the cereal.

You encounter Wizpig.

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
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Reply #95 on: March 25, 2013, 04:09:48 AM
I think you accidentally whole words.

I'd be glad that I encountered a vampire who didn't want to feast on my blood, then chow down on the cereal.

You encounter Wizpig.
Ugh! My train of thought is a trainwreck lately. :|

Also I'd wack him, make some bacon and ham out of him, get mystical powers for breakfast.

You encountered a giant space dinosaur cyborg.


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Reply #96 on: March 25, 2013, 12:45:35 PM
Hack into its brain and make it my pet of destruction.

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Reply #97 on: March 25, 2013, 01:03:27 PM
I'll shy the ninja away.

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Reply #98 on: March 25, 2013, 01:09:32 PM
Get's replaced by Space Ghost.

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Reply #99 on: March 25, 2013, 06:46:14 PM
Tear my eyeballs out.

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