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<pianochan>WELL WELL WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE? SANDY CLAWS, HUH? OOH, I'M REALLY SCARED!
<Alma>I think we need high quality american baby skulls 8|
<Alma><.> the youtube video
<pianochan>what is <.>
<pianochan>someone explain this to me now
<Alma>I can move each eye independently. <.>
<Alma>so instead of
<Irgendein>don't foget >.<
<pianochan>you should probably get that looked at
<pianochan>it's a sign of brain cancer
<Alma>brain? WHO SAID I HAD ONE? SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK D:
<Alma>It was YOUUUU
* Alma shakes her fist at Hitomi
<pianochan>well how about i try to do this
<pianochan>âââââââââââââââââââ âââââââââââââââââââ âââââââââââââââââââ âââââââââââââââââââ âââââââââââââââââââ âââââââââââââââââââ âââââââââââââââââââ âââââââââââââ
<Ronove>>_> It didn't come out.
<pianochan>yea i just said that
<Ronove><_< I figured I'd help you state the obvious.
* Mirby shakes her fist at Alma
* Alma trips and falls face first into Mirby's fist.
<Alma>MIRBY HIT ME
* Alma cries.
* Ronove lights Mirby on fire. 8|
<Mirby>I didn't hit you!
<pianochan>this is the plot of every anime ever
<Mirby>I forgot to explain.
<pianochan>SO I CANT GET PROCASTER TO WORK FOR [parasitic bomb]
<pianochan>and i was gonna livestream some o dem cartoons
<Mirby>I mean my FIST : Fuzzy Interesting Super Toy
<pianochan>but i realized i couldn't get sound to work even though the FPS reminded kept bawwing at me
<pianochan>and i got a window that said
<pianochan>"You have serious hardware issues"
<pianochan>RUDEST PIECE OF SOFTWARE EVER
<Alma>Mirby beat me with a toy D:
<Mirby>It's coated in a non-damaging polymer foam
<pianochan>alma are you that one little girl from F.E.A.R.
* Alma chews the toy.
<Alma>I am wut
<pianochan>I'LL TAKE THAT AS A no
* Alma continues to chew.
<Alma>Mirby the foam tastes funny.
<pianochan>why are you eating it
<Mirby>It's unflavored non-toxic
<pianochan>WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
* Alma looks blankly at pianochan as she chews.
<Alma>Next time get me a cherry one, Mirby.
* Mirby buys Alma a Cherry FIST
* Alma tosses the one covered in slobber at Ronove and chews the new one.
* Ronove pets Alma.
<pianochan>y'alls must be making a concerted effort at looking incredibly stupid to do it this well, i'm honestly inspired by your artistically executed retardation. and of course, i mean this in the least offensive way i can say it.
<pianochan>now have you guys
<pianochan>the major lazer videos
<pianochan>I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO
<Alma>the troll, stop feeding it 8|
<pianochan>WELL [parasitic bomb] apparently i cant find it now
<AimlessZealot>With absolutely no offense intended and only the deepest respect I must reply that perhaps what is seen as our concerted effort at artistically executed retardation is simply normal conversation as it filters through a brain that homo erectus would have considered diminuitive?
<pianochan>quite well said, my good fellow
<Ronove>I'll give you the longer version
<Ronove>"What is this I don't even"
<Ronove><_< I'm too sick to calculate this
<pianochan>as i gently stroke my gentlemanly goatee, which exists purely in my imagination, i must say that you are correct! indeed such bizarre behaviour could be considered a form of role playing, however comes across as evidence that you are all very much insane! which, if i might say so myself, is absolutely magnificent. now pardon me, i seem to be dangerously low on tea.
<AimlessZealot>Borrow a cup from the caterpillar..
<pianochan>i cannot, good sir. for the caterpillar has proven himself to be significantly untrustworthy, as he has repeatedly tried to poison the king!
<Alma><.< I'mma gonna take a shower. You gents have fun.
- Alma is now known as Alma|Shower
* Ronove peeks in on Alma.
* Alma|Shower notices Ronove in passing, grabs him by the collar, and pulls him into the shower.
<pianochan>and off she went, to the mystic caverns. to bathe beneath the cascading waterfalls, hidden precariously deep within mount avante. lady alma, however, knew not that she was alone. for the legendary bandit and thief of hearts, known quite casually as ronove, was nearby, waiting for his opportunity to strike. to drive his javelin constructed of pure love directly into her heart. meanwhile, pianochan is a pink sheep and is probably grazing som
<pianochan>oh wait i [tornado fang]'d that up kinda badly
<Alma|Shower> to drive his javelin constructed of pure love directly into her heart. <- that
<Ronove>Sky >_> I want whatever you're smoking. Everyday.
<pianochan>i can't afford to smoke anything, but you can have my gourmet cheese if you want
<Ronove>I don't think that'd help. >_>
<pianochan>word has it you're always sick all the time whatsupwiththat
<pianochan>THIS MAKES ME SADFACE
<pianochan>HERE WE GO
<Ronove>Huh? I'm not >_>
<pianochan>i suppose i was misinformed
<Ronove>I just happened to get sick recently and it hasn't gone away
<Ronove>What n00b told you I'm sick all the time? PJ?
<Ronove>I probably get sick more than the average person, 6 germ infested freaks live in the same house as me.
<pianochan>WELL a video
<pianochan>will clear that right up
<AimlessZealot>That's hot Ronove.. do go on.
<Ronove><_< *sneaks off into the shower with Alma* I'LL BE BACK
<AimlessZealot>Ew, don't eat gourmet cheese. Many of them increase your odds of becoming ill.
<AimlessZealot>*reviews the conversation that he missed while spriting*
<pianochan>it'll increase your chances of my foot being lodged in your ass
<AimlessZealot>I choose to think that "javelin of pure love" and "heart" are infact, euphemisms.
<pianochan>just as anyone else here would
<pianochan>so typical of you, RPM
<pianochan>i tip my hat to your dirty minds
<AimlessZealot>Again, hat as a euphemism.
<pianochan>goodness me, would you look at the time?
<pianochan>why, it's time to rid myself of this cumbersome IRC window and play yume nikki!
<pianochan>much appreciated, sire
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