<FatherSaintPaul> After lunch, we went bowling >_> And boy didnt that nearly end up making a turning point in my life...
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<FatherSaintPaul> Her idea of dating with her older step-brother was terrible. It was worse than the 3 days I went to prison, albiet it was only about 2 hours long.
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<FatherSaintPaul> Now it was like her 3rd turn and I'm sitting at the scoreboard table straight behind the alley we're playing on.
<FatherSaintPaul> Before that tho, You know how you're supposed to put in a little force in your swing then drop the ball forward to make it roll better?
<xnamkcor> staring at her ass
<FatherSaintPaul> Well [tornado fang]
<FatherSaintPaul> She's taking the ball and swinging it from the side as if she's trying to land it to the furthest distance possible, naturally pretty close to the pins with her abnormal strength >_>
<xnamkcor> swing the ball and level it with the plane to minimine dropping force, yeah
<FatherSaintPaul> So yeah, she takes a swing this time...
<FatherSaintPaul> but she lets go too soon
<FatherSaintPaul> and the ball comes laughing straight at me
<FatherSaintPaul> I'm just sitting there innocently with my head resting on my sore right arm
<FatherSaintPaul> and there I saw my life flashing before my eyes
<FatherSaintPaul> I didn't even budge
<xnamkcor> IS PAUL GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A [sonic slicer]?!
<FatherSaintPaul> lucky for me, the ball missed by centimeters
<FatherSaintPaul> and I heard a loud crash behind me, but i could care less
<GameSaver> One day, you'll be rich writing out your life as a sitcom
<FatherSaintPaul> I had no strength and fell out of the chair, and started crawling on the floor while breathing hard enough that I was choking myself
<xnamkcor> dont do that :<
<FatherSaintPaul> Once I got behind the 3 chairs on the side of the alley, I sat with my back against one of the chairs laughing my ass off and crying at the same time.
<FatherSaintPaul> Life sucks. >_>