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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2009, 08:01:38 AM »
THREAD REVIVAL WAS quite excellent

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2009, 10:11:55 AM »
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<LucidFox>   "Then quickly and in fear Mablung took it and set it in Beren's living hand; and Beren was aroused by the touch of the Silmaril, and held it aloft, and bade Thingol receive it."
   <LucidFox>   Beren/Thingol OTP!
   <TrakNar>   That sounds remotely sexual.
   <Havac>   "Receive it, [sonic slicer]!"
   <LordHydronium>   I'll bet Beren was aroused by the touch

Yeah, sexual.

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2009, 01:44:07 AM »
Quote from: HULK HOGAN'S BEACH PATROL
Agent Darkbooty: ONE OF MEDIC'S LAUGHS
Agent Darkbooty: IS SO [tornado fang]ing
Agent Darkbooty: GAY
Agent Darkbooty: "OOOH HOO HOO HOOO"
Agent Darkbooty: HE SOUNDS LIKE SPRINGTIME
MedicKit: BUT I LOVE HIM
MedicKit: LOL SPRINGTIME
Agent Darkbooty: SPRINGTIME
Agent Darkbooty: FOR MEDIC
Agent Darkbooty: AND GRANARY
MedicKit: YAAAAYYY


Posted on: September 10, 2009, 09:02:10 PM
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Agent Darkbooty: respawning in twelve seconds
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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2009, 10:19:14 AM »
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<LO|away> Filoni needs to quit raping the continuity so eagerly 

<RF> Continuity is a lustful whore, though.

<LordHydronium> Sure, blame the victim

<RF> "She was asking for it, wearing clothes like those." 

<RF> 9_9 9_9 9_9

<LordHydronium> "She wanted it. Look at her waving those retcons around."

<RF> Those big, bouncing retcons.            

Those round retcons that beg to be sucked on like an orphaned kitten...

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2009, 02:28:41 AM »
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DUFF MCFUCKINGWHALEN says:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACvlzSCa2wo" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACvlzSCa2wo</a>



Red says:
Pikachu is paralyzed!
WELL I'M NOT PARALYZED, BUT I SEEM TO BE STRUCK BY YOU~

DUFF MCFUCKINGWHALEN says:
8D

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #30 on: September 25, 2009, 11:01:18 AM »
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[04:09] <LucidFox> TrakNar> You don't know where "grenading the fetus" is from?

[04:09] <+TrakNar> Nope.

[04:09] <LucidFox> BEHOLD.

[04:09] <LucidFox> http://qdb.lucidfox.org/3805

[04:09] <LucidFox> AND WEEP.

[04:10] <LucidFox> Tremble, mortals, before the power of Karen the Sanity Destroyer. SHE FEEDS ON YOUR TEARS.

[04:11] <+TrakNar> That has gotta be some weird [parasitic bomb] and yet I am strangely curious.  Strangely curious... not enough to buy the book, though.

[04:36] <+TrakNar> Hm... How can Traviss destroy one's sanity when one has no sanity remaining?

[04:40] <LucidFox> Negative sanity? :p

[04:40] <+TrakNar> Does she then destroy insanity?

[04:40] <+TrakNar> Drive people sane?

[04:40] <+TrakNar> If so... then we have a cure for schizophrenia.

[04:41] <LucidFox> Hmm... I just imagined Traviss going against the Joker.          

Perhaps it's good that Traviss decided to stop writing...

Posted on: September 17, 2009, 10:25:32 AM
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<CavalierOne> Ugh ... Wiki blogs ...

...

<Grunny> Yeah, I know

<Grunny> :|

...

<CavalierOne> Blogs ... doesn't Wikia realize we are an encyclopedia ... not Facebook ...

<Grunny> http://www.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Blog_article_feature_feedback/opt-out

<Grunny> We need to sign there

<TrakNar> I'd sign, but I'm not staff.

<Grunny> I could sign, but I expect Culator too at some point :P

<Grunny> to*

<CavalierOne> Yes, we do not want to spoil Culator's fun for a Wikia rant.

<CdtNOWIS> If doesn't mean Halopedia's standards, that says something

...

<CavalierOne> Allowing all users to contribute to the blog is asking for trouble. You see the mental ages of some people we get around here.

<CdtNOWIS> And actual ages

<CdtNOWIS> The vast majority of under 15-year olds are idiots

<CavalierOne> Yep. I can imagine all the "Ahsoka Tano is hot! I totally want to marry her!" topics.

<CdtNOWIS> I started editing Wikipedia around 15. I am not proud of those contributions

<TrakNar> A blog would also be just a sounding board for emo rants by users who were warned/blocked or reprimanded in some manner.

<TrakNar> Or full of fanfics.

<TrakNar> Pages and pages of fanfics.

<TrakNar> That all devolve into buttsecks as most fanfics do.

* TrakNar shudders at the thought.   

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2009, 01:47:51 AM »
Quote from: MSN
Kyouya says:
*QUICKLY HITOMI
*LIGHT OUR DARKEST HOUR
Hitomi says:
**turns on flashlight* :x
Kyouya says:
*xD

8D

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2009, 08:49:31 AM »
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<LtNOWIS|CGI> Hmm. Wikipedia has two insect-mating pics on its main page this month

<LO|Away> Yum

<LO|Away> Incest mating

<LO|Away> Err...

<LO|Away> *insect

<Jedi_Kasra> Ughhh...

<LO|Away> Freudian slip          

Heh.

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2009, 08:53:16 AM »
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"so what you been doing all dayy??"

"Filling out forms, playing games, and texting some skank."

"lol thats not very nice"

8D

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YES BECAUSE EMOTES ARE A VALID FORM OF COMMUNICATION
« Reply #34 on: October 28, 2009, 12:04:04 AM »
[1:44:29 PM] Oskenso Kashi: o.o
[1:48:54 PM] chan is granny: what
[1:48:59 PM] Oskenso Kashi: hi
[1:49:11 PM] chan is granny: helo
[1:49:17 PM] Oskenso Kashi: :3 wushup
[1:49:40 PM] chan is granny: i'm going to class
[1:49:46 PM] Oskenso Kashi: ooh o.o
[1:49:53 PM | Edited 1:50:00 PM] Oskenso Kashi: have fun?
[1:50:47 PM] chan is granny: ha good one
[1:50:50 PM] chan is granny: ok bye
[1:50:53 PM] Oskenso Kashi: bai
[4:42:58 PM] Oskenso Kashi: o.o
[4:43:35 PM] chan is granny: ohi
[4:44:44 PM] Oskenso Kashi: hai hai :3
[4:44:47 PM] Oskenso Kashi: whatsup
[4:44:53 PM] chan is granny: yes
[4:56:32 PM] Oskenso Kashi: o.0
[4:59:03 PM] chan is granny: what
[4:59:38 PM] Oskenso Kashi: yes ? XD
[5:00:06 PM] chan is granny: i dont even
[5:01:03 PM] Oskenso Kashi: xD
[5:01:24 PM] chan is granny: emote storm, bro
[5:02:34 PM] Oskenso Kashi: ;D
[5:02:34 PM] Oskenso Kashi: o3o
[5:02:35 PM] Oskenso Kashi: o.o
[5:02:48 PM] chan is granny: moeee
[5:04:12 PM] chan is granny: i hate that hedgehog
[5:04:50 PM] Oskenso Kashi: o.0
[5:04:50 PM] Oskenso Kashi: which
[5:04:53 PM] Oskenso Kashi: oh
[5:04:56 PM] Oskenso Kashi: that hedgehog >.>
[5:05:00 PM] Oskenso Kashi: pengas
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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #35 on: October 28, 2009, 12:07:40 AM »
Sweet Lord..

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #36 on: November 13, 2009, 01:58:08 AM »
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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2010, 05:51:45 PM »
This is what happened when you're talking to people from the past.

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エミリ・ランディール(23:32): btw, what time is it now?
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!!! (23:32): 12.34am
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!!! (23:32): so it's.. the 15th! 
エミリ・ランディール (23:33): XD
エミリ・ランディール (23:33): You're one hour faster!
エミリ・ランディール (23:34): 11.34 here
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:34): I BRING COOKIES BAKED ONE HOUR IN THE FUTURE
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:34): but if i bring then you where you are..
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:34): won't they be uncooked   
エミリ・ランディール (23:35): O_O
エミリ・ランディール (23:35): Back to the past lolz
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:35): new blockbuster!
エミリ・ランディール (23:36): THIS SUMMER!
エミリ・ランディール (23:36): (wonder why it has to be summer. Why not winter?)
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:37): COOKIES LEFT UNCOOKED
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:37): (shrug  )
エミリ・ランディール (23:37): (I'll try then... THIS WINTER!)
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:37): XD
エミリ・ランディール (23:38): ONE GUY WILL EAT IT RAW!!!!
エミリ・ランディール (23:39): AND HE'S FROM THE PAST!
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:39): WHATEVER WILL HAPPEN TO HIM
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:40): STAY TUNED TO THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF..
Dr. Wily II or ワイリー博士2nd!! (23:40): BACK TO THE PAST RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
エミリ・ランディール (23:40): RATE M FOR MATURE (LOLZ)
エミリ・ランディール (23:41): (rated* haha typo)

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2010, 05:57:07 PM »
Hehe, and then my nets died on me, and WLM isn't logging in yet... O^O

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2010, 06:10:59 PM »
It's alright, I'm about to go to bed anyway. ;)

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #40 on: January 14, 2010, 06:15:21 PM »
I see... Well, rest well then. :3

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #41 on: January 15, 2010, 01:05:01 AM »
Hehe, and then my nets died on me, and WLM isn't logging in yet... O^O

I see... no wonder you're dying on me.

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #42 on: January 15, 2010, 04:16:30 AM »
Yeah... When I got back online, you're sleeping already. *shakes fist at Afro*

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2010, 10:13:04 AM »
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<Tyber> !markov Breasts

<Nuku-Nuku> Breasts can remain aloft at high enough that I must start real practices until the version and purged the first district in the Patriot Act to stamp out the backstory of Fenn Shysa, since he currently works in his time.

<Tyber> Whoa.

<Xicer9> That sentence is epic.

<Tyber> !markov Boobs

<Nuku-Nuku> Boobs are always better with a shotgun :-P

<Tyber> XD

<Xicer9> This is true.

<Tyber> This one, too.          


Posted on: February 10, 2010, 01:34:47 AM
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   <TrakNar>   !markov Three words:
   <Nuku-Nuku>   Three words: Cray. Zee. [sonic slicer].
   <TrakNar>   !markov Two words:
   <Nuku-Nuku>   Two words: [tornado fang] that.
   <TrakNar>   !markov One word:
   <Nuku-Nuku>   One word: Cox
   <TrakNar>   XD
   <TrakNar>   Put it all together and you got a dirty sentence!
   <TrakNar>   I need sleep...

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #44 on: March 18, 2010, 07:39:24 AM »
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   <TrakNar>   !markov Jang

   <Nuku-Nuku>   Jang is Veidt now :P

   <TrakNar>   Interesting.

   <TrakNar>   Wonder when he'll blow up New York and blame it on Dr. Manhattan... or has he already done that?

   <CavalierOne>   Of course he did. Did you think Nuku would tell us the master plan if there was any chance of us stopping it?

   <CavalierOne>   He did it 35 minutes ago.          

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #45 on: March 18, 2010, 08:01:18 PM »
FAIL! There's no period in YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!
OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
Just enjoy yourself, don't complain about everything

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #46 on: April 15, 2010, 11:33:05 AM »
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<Havac> Hmm. Leia appears to be trying to seduce Mirax in this Union panel.

<Havac> Although, on closer examination, she appears to be giving Mirax a sly look while holding her hands about nine inches apart, while Mirax makes a "Wow!" expression. So apparently they're discussing Han.

<LordHydronium> lol

<Havac> We should include this in Han's BTS.

<Havac> "A panel in Star Wars: Union appears to suggest that Solo's [ray splasher] is somewhere between six to nine inches long."          

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #47 on: May 14, 2010, 01:24:28 AM »
Quick chat thread revival, since it's been done before, before being locked for good:

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Gaia says:
 SAW A BOLT OF LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTNING!
Mr. Author says:
 ME!
 GALLILEO gallileo GALLILEO gallileo
Gaia says:
 FIGAROOOOO!
Mr. Author says:
 MAGNIFICOOO-OOO-OO
Gaia says:
 Spare him his life from this mon-strosoty!
Mr. Author says:
 Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Gaia says:
 This will not pass we will not let him go.
Mr. Author says:
 Oh mama mia mama mia!
Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

It got really messy to find my sprite and comic topic, so it's in my sig.

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #48 on: May 22, 2010, 07:35:36 PM »
(1:09 AM) Emiri:
(1:10 AM) Emiri: Looks like a panda holding sausage XD
(1:10 AM) Dr. Wily II: well, pandas are omnivores
(1:10 AM) Dr. Wily II: he's sniffing and enjoying it  
(1:11 AM) Emiri: XD
(1:11 AM) Emiri: LOLZ
(1:11 AM) Emiri: That;s the best interpret
(1:11 AM) Dr. Wily II: HE CAN'T WAIT
(1:11 AM) Dr. Wily II:  BUT HE MUST SMELL MORE
(1:12 AM) Emiri: OH MY GOD
(1:12 AM) Emiri: i can't stop laughing XD
(1:12 AM) Emiri: Sniff a sausage, that's totally wrong XD
(1:12 AM) Dr. Wily II: HE'S A SAUSAGE CONNESIEUR
(1:12 AM) Dr. Wily II: LIKE THOSE WINE GUYS
(1:13 AM) Dr. Wily II: SNIFF, SWIRL, DRINK
(1:13 AM) Dr. Wily II: the panda is SNIFF, BLUSH, SNIFF MORE
(1:13 AM) Emiri: HAHAHAHA
(1:13 AM) Emiri: Dang it, you need to save this conversation somewhere with that panda gif XD
 

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Re: funny chat logs
« Reply #49 on: May 22, 2010, 07:47:03 PM »
Like I said, that's totally wrong >0<