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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2009, 03:31:04 AM »
(I wasn't aware this topic was ever on a rail. Like, ever. Anyways, more Hero and Thief.)

Hero and Thief quickly climbed the stairs, much to Thief's distress. As they reached the top, Hero made a discovery.

Hero: Damnit! There aren't any golems up here either! It's just people!

Thief: There's people up here? Well, maybe we should ask them questions about this place.

Hero: Good thinking.

Hero runs over to Taiyo, Borock, and Sakura. His enthusiasm is overwhelming.

Hero: Hey, have you guys seen any golems around here?

Thief walks up to Hero and smacks him upside the head.

Thief: What he means is... What the hell is a Rockman and why do you people remember it perfectly?

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2009, 03:34:52 AM »
* Is in the Hijacked car *  A RAPIST!!!! NOOOO!!! * Merges to Model P and uses pepperspray in A-S eyes *

A-S: *Still driving* Nice try but when your traveling like me you develop an immunity to it.  8D Now come on, I'm needed some where and you're my new side kick!

(and yes I did modify a joke from Family Guy  ::))
"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2009, 03:39:36 AM »
(Now I'm curious as to how the adventurs of A-S and Soulanimal works out...)

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2009, 03:40:22 AM »
(continue)

Borock: *shifty eyes* "Hmmm... golems? not that I've known off, Giant crab maybe, but no Golem... wait...."

"Who the hell are you guys state your name!? or else!"




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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2009, 03:41:18 AM »
(all right time to try and re-rail this.  XD)

Afro-Shroom was walking through RPM when suddenly he stopped dead in his tracks...

A-S: Hmm...I'm feeling like I'm needed some where, not for help but for inconvenience and comedic value...quick to borockman's ping pong pagoda! *hi-jacks a random car and drives off*
For a second I thought yo were going to say "Quick! to the Afro Mobile!"
...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #30 on: June 08, 2009, 03:46:59 AM »
For a second I thought yo were going to say "Quick! to the Afro Mobile!"

(Hmm...  XD)

A-S: Hold on...*brings out a sing from his jacket pocket and hangs it on the roof*...there!

The sign read,"The Afro-Mobile"...

A-S: Now...wait, do you hear that? *asking SoulAnimal*
"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #31 on: June 08, 2009, 07:23:29 AM »
*Sakura arms her beam rapier*

Sakura: How did you guys get in here and why aren't you tired from climbing all those stairs?

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #32 on: June 08, 2009, 07:41:46 AM »
RMZX is walking around....

So this is RPG adventures? Huh, I wonder if I can find anything that might be of use here...

RMZX Notices something going on, but ignores it and goes into an Ally and sits down...

I have nothing here... I might as well look for somebody to give me directions...

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #33 on: June 08, 2009, 09:22:11 AM »
(RMZX, I think you misunderstand a little bit on what's gonig on. Hero and Thief are visiting from the world of RPG Adventures to RPM, not the other way around... Although that could be an interesting idea to do later. Anyways...)

Thief: We got here through some door we found in the forest. As for why we're not tired... Well...

Hero: We're just used to walking around a lot. I once walked for ten hours straight!

Thief: ...Yeah I remember that. Even then I was never tired from that.

Hero: Anyways, back to the point. Have you guys seen any golems around here? Apparantly this place is home to 'em and you seem to remember them for some reason.

Thief: Is that even what a "Rockman" is?

Hero: Well, why not? Rats were rats, even if they were green for some reason.

Thief and Hero continue discussing the mechanics of thier world, ignoring the three people point weapons at them.

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2009, 09:30:40 AM »
(Oh, I'm in a much different predicament than you...)

*Back in RPG Adventures Land*

This world... how did I even get here? Oh well, I need to find something to help me travel back to RPM...

RMZX decides to look around for anything that he could use to return to where he came from... Until somebody attacks him and Kills him...

Huh? What? Oh... All a dream...

RMZX is back in his bed, with Kallen laying right next to him... He goes back to sleep...

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #35 on: June 08, 2009, 09:41:17 AM »
[Hooray! Plot!]

Meanwhile, somewhere above the Planet's surface, alarm bells were ringing aboard the Ruined Wily Star (which is stil undergoing renovation). Zakura growled a slammed a fist onto her alarm clock, silencing it's protests, but not the protests of the actual alarm bells, which continued to ring despite having just been witness to Zakura's fondness for bell-motivated violence. Mumbling a string of several choice words, she dragged herself out of bed and shuffled off towards the control-room.

Ky was intrigued. It wasn't often that the planetside alarm systems activated, and despite his irritation at having his sleep interrupted he felt that this development was worth the hassle. So absorbed was he in studying the monitors that he never noticed the bleary-eyed Zakura enter the control-room. In fact, he never noticed her presence until she slammed his face onto the monitor he was studying. Taking the hint, he silenced the alarms and sat up rubbing his nose.

"Ow! Oh, hey. Mornin'"

"Don't give me that civil [parasitic bomb], s'too early. Why all the noise?"

"Ah. That. According to the sensors, there's a spacial disturbance somewhere in the vicinity of Borockman's Pagoda."

Zakura responded with a blank stare. Ky slapped a palm against his face, sighed, and tried again.

"There's someone at the ping-pong place who doesn't belong there."

Zakura blinked.

"Oh? And?"

"Get dressed. We're going down there to take a look."

And so it was that a few minutes later Ky and a barely-awake Zakura arrived on Borock's Ping Pong Pagoda through the magic of conveniently placed plotholes.

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #36 on: June 08, 2009, 11:08:23 AM »
(Ohmygod, the magic of convienently placed plotholes! XD)

DWII is still hovering out of sight of the 2 strangers, but have heard a bit of their conversation.

"A door? A different world? Walking for 10 hours without feeling tired at all!? Fascinating..." DWII thought to himself.

"I have to experiment examine them!" With that, DWII quickly landed in the courtyard of borock's pagoda.

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2009, 12:44:29 AM »
"A door in the forest? Sounds like one of those portals to another dimension, which means you're likely from another world. I wonder which. Oh, and to answer your question of what's a Rockman..." Tai then turns to Borock. "Hey Borock, do you have a NES in this place?"

For a second I thought yo were going to say "Quick! to the Afro Mobile!"

(Afro Mobile XD I so need to give him one just because I like the idea XD)


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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2009, 01:05:18 AM »
"A NES? sadly no, can't you just teleport to your supermarket, take one and teleport back again?"

"Or you can use my NES emulator on my laptop."

"Anyway....", borock proceed to hit Hero with his pingpong paddle on Hero's head. To his surprise his paddle broke in pieces!

Hero:"Hey what's that for man!?

"So spiky anime hair is really hard second only to metts helmet..." he said nonchalantly.

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #39 on: June 09, 2009, 01:14:17 AM »
"I would, but the rabbids are kinda obsessed with it and the SNES right now, and it would not be exactly a good idea to take it away from them -u-' Do you at least have a controller to use with the emu?"

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #40 on: June 09, 2009, 01:17:04 AM »
"I always use a keyboard...........yes I'm a cheapass."

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #41 on: June 09, 2009, 01:18:13 AM »
meanwhile, near the base of borockman's ping pong pagoda. Afro-Shroom's arrival isn't noticed nor expected in the first place...

A-S: *Slamming on the brakes* we're here. *points to SoulAnimal* Quick, you take car around  to the back and wait for my signal. *jumps out and begins running into borockman's ping pong pagoda*

Unfortunatly for SoulAnimal, Afro-Shroom took the keys by mistake and has now left her stranded until he came back...

SA:  X(
"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting...Burning...FINGER!!!~"
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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #42 on: June 09, 2009, 01:21:28 AM »
"I always use a keyboard...........yes I'm a cheapass."

"*sigh* That'll have to do. Load the game of your choice then."

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #43 on: June 09, 2009, 02:04:09 AM »
Hero: NES? Emu? Rabbids?! What in the blue hell are you guys talking about!?

Thief: Sounds like mage talk to me.

Hero: Oh yeah... Man, I hate those guys. You aren't mages, are you?

Borock: No, no! We don't do magic!

Hero: Good... Hey, what's with that box?

Taiyo: You're about to see what a "Rockman" is.

Borock loads up a ROM of the first Rockman game for the NES. Borock plays the game with the keyboard as Thief and Hero watch over his shoulder. At first Hero was shocked that a "Midget had gotten trapped in a magic box" and tried to kill all of them with his sword. It took the efforts of everyone, even a skeptical Thief to calm him down.

Hero: So you guys remember a blue midget?

Sakura: You don't have to put it that way...

Hero: You'r- HOLY CRAP. It's a golem!

Hero points at Ky.

Hero: Wait, is that even a golem?

Thief: Well, it could be a mini golem.

Hero: But do those even exist?!

Ky: A golem? Me?

Ky turns to Zakura.

Ky: Do I really look like a golem?

Zakura was too busy laughing her ass off.

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #44 on: June 09, 2009, 02:07:42 AM »
Unfortunatly for SoulAnimal, Afro-Shroom took the keys by mistake and has now left her stranded until he came back...
SA:  X(

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!  I STILL HAVE ONE THING I COULD DO THOUGH!

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2009, 02:10:06 AM »
Sakura: Well he can't exactly help thinking you're a golem since your face is green and made out of metal.

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #46 on: June 09, 2009, 02:10:29 AM »
"Well, I do use magic for stuff, but I wouldn't consider myself a mage; I dunno about everyone else. Oh, and Ky, he's a robot, not a golem, but I guess a robot could be considered a golem somehow. It's forbidden to kill him by the way, he'd likely kick your ass anyways."

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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #47 on: June 09, 2009, 02:13:44 AM »
Sakura: I guess that makes sense.  The most I can do with magic is a small amount of ninja magic but that's it, I'm more of a close range fighter anyway.  I can also increase my power temporaly with my ego FRESCA.

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« Reply #48 on: June 09, 2009, 02:16:05 AM »
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!  I STILL HAVE ONE THING I COULD DO THOUGH!

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A-S: *looking behind and see's SA in Ox from after him*  Oh...that's not good.  -u-' *runs faster*
"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting...Burning...FINGER!!!~"
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Re: RPG Adventures RP
« Reply #49 on: June 09, 2009, 03:21:45 AM »
* Dashes and jumps, barely grabbing his pants accidently instead of his shoulders , making both of us trip and A-S's pants fall down , and sadly for him , this is the one day he decides not to wear underwear or boxers *