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If I were a super villain
« on: May 31, 2009, 12:11:29 AM »
...I'd stop all parties in the world, just so I could get some god damned peace and quiet.
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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2009, 12:12:53 AM »
... my plans would be foiled by my arch-rival.

And that every saturday morning.

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2009, 12:16:42 AM »
 I'd force everyone to eat hamsters while dancing.

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2009, 12:17:22 AM »
... Gawd... I would be so deranged... twould be all my negative "dark" side come out. and Jesus Christ there's some scary [parasitic bomb] locked away in the deep dark recesses of my mind...
...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2009, 12:43:16 AM »
... Gawd... I would be so deranged... twould be all my negative "dark" side come out. and Jesus Christ there's some scary [parasitic bomb] locked away in the deep dark recesses of my mind...
^This

None shall escape my fury, my sorrow, my vengence! All shall suffer before my might as I walk this soon to be dead planet! NONE I TELL YOU, NONE!! VWA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2009, 01:03:41 AM »
I'd rule the world. Plain and simple.
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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2009, 03:01:57 AM »
...I'd try to take over the world...In Song!  ůVů
"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting...Burning...FINGER!!!~"
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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2009, 03:32:13 AM »
Also, Id probably be Mentally unstable, if not insane. *sigh*...
...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2009, 03:39:03 AM »
I'd probably be too normal by Super villain standers  -AC
"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting...Burning...FINGER!!!~"
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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2009, 03:42:03 AM »
I'd collect the skulls of my fallen enemies, and allies, and use them as bowls or cups when I'm not commiting vile deeds...

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2009, 03:48:34 AM »
I'd force all the jocks in the world to take ballet!

...I'd stop all parties in the world, just so I could get some god damned peace and quiet.
That's good too.

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2009, 06:49:53 AM »
...I'd give Sinbad another TV Show.

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2009, 07:01:15 AM »
If I were a supervillain, my name would be Pierre Spyworth. My talents would include sapping sentries, backstabbing those who believed I was their ally, and of course disguising myself and blending in with my enemies. My goal?

To [tornado fang] the scout's mom.

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2009, 07:49:17 AM »
If I were a supervillain, my name would be Pierre Spyworth. My talents would include sapping sentries, backstabbing those who believed I was their ally, and of course disguising myself and blending in with my enemies. My goal?

To [tornado fang] the scout's mom.
...I like you.

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2009, 08:42:05 AM »
I already am. 8D

I'm watching you all. Always watching.

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2009, 07:26:22 PM »
I already am. 8D
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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2009, 07:41:59 PM »
I'd go back in time to kill myself to stop myself from ever becoming a Super Villain.

Wait.. I don't think that is exactly super villain material.. oh well.

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2009, 09:26:27 PM »
What do you mean "if"?

I AM a super-villain.

Unfortunately, it's of the Saturday-morning cartoon variety, so I never win. Oh well.

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2009, 11:42:26 PM »
If i were a very very very very very very not very very very
evil super villain
I would be a hacker and...
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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2009, 06:11:50 AM »
...I would my own country, and build a mansion, fill it with a harem of women, and languish there all day, while making millions from whatever black project I had going.  8D

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2009, 11:58:57 PM »
That doesn't sound very villainous.

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2009, 12:11:50 AM »
I WOULD START LITTERING.

THEN I WOULD BE TRULY EVIL.

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2009, 12:15:26 AM »
I'd collect the skulls of my fallen enemies, and allies, and use them as bowls or cups when I'm not commiting vile deeds...

 >0< VWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 Originaaaaal. 

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2009, 12:16:14 AM »
I'd be the Joker of super villians.

"When super-villains wanna scare each other, they tell Joker stories."

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Re: If I was a super villain
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2009, 12:19:43 AM »
I'd be the Joker of super villians.

"When super-villains wanna scare each other, they tell Joker stories."

I like this one. XD