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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #1125 on: August 27, 2013, 11:59:14 AM »
Wish granted, and it has all the quality of a two-bit Game Maker fangame, complete with shaky misaligned sprites and slow 30FPS movement.

I wish my adam's apple didn't stick out like a nose.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #1126 on: September 04, 2013, 06:46:32 AM »
Granted,now it sticks out like your face.

I wish I had the wishiest wishes in all of wisherland.(Translation:I wish I made even less sense)
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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #1127 on: September 04, 2013, 10:55:19 PM »
Wish granted...whatever it is. It didn't make sense, so I guess you wished for "a lifetime supply of rabid flying panthers equipped with laser backpacks". Have fun! owob

I wish mosquitoes didn't like my skin so much.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #1128 on: September 04, 2013, 11:34:59 PM »
granted, now leeches love your skin and will grow wings to fly and attack you.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.


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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #1129 on: September 04, 2013, 11:38:09 PM »
Wish granted, you are now too sick to have an appetite.

granted, now leeches love your skin and will grow wings to fly and attack you.
So as long as I don't move anywhere with leeches, I'm cool. Yay.

I wish yolo-swaggot-douchebags who think throwing pencils at bus drivers is fun didn't exist.
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