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Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« on: November 10, 2008, 03:30:11 AM »
I make a wish, the next person corrupts it horribly, and then they make one, and so forth.

I wish that all the RPM hadnt crashed and been reset...
...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2008, 03:30:49 AM »
Instead you are banned, Happy day!

I wish I had a real Geass...

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2008, 03:32:48 AM »
Granted, but it only allows you to look five minutes into the future.

I wish I had a wish with which I would make and then have it horribly corrupted by people on the internet.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2008, 03:42:33 AM »
It won't get horribly Corrupted...

I wish Kallen was my girlfriend...

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2008, 03:50:38 AM »
Granted, but she's unfaithful as hell.

I wish I had Castle Crashers.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2008, 03:52:33 AM »
Congrats you got it for your birthday, but RRoD got the best of your 360.

I wish if money wasn't so damn troublesome.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2008, 03:53:33 AM »
Granted, now you get $100 an hour, but it combusts as soon as it touches your hand.

I wish for randomness.

My life is currently bears and Jojos and everything is great.


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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2008, 03:57:12 AM »
And you get nothing

I wish for power
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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2008, 03:58:38 AM »
You got power, you got power of turning light switches on and off at lightning speeds. Have fun with your new home made strobe light powers.

I wish I was good at corrupting wishes.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2008, 04:00:14 AM »
@ZX:Granted, but it is controlled with cybernetic implants that will make you blow up if they ever fail or fall, btw, there is a bunch of really powerful people at your door waiting to kick your ass. (I liked how it came out, I am NOT deleting it because someone posted faster >_>)

@Rad:Granted, but you suck at everything else in life now.

I wish for a Xbox 360 immune to RRoD and any other kind of failure.

My life is currently bears and Jojos and everything is great.


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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2008, 04:02:02 AM »
@Rad: Granted, but now every time you start a sentence with "I wish", you're struck with lightning. 8D
@Tai: Granted, but you can only play your games in one sit through since the system turns itself off to conserve power.

I wish if I had more awesome music.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2008, 04:02:09 AM »
Granted, but you can't play it anyway.


I still wish Kallen was my girlfriend...

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2008, 04:02:46 AM »
So basically I now have the ability to corrupt wishes? Everything else is the same? Sweet. +1 for Rad.

But anyways, you get your immune xbox 360, but you're now too poor to afford games, and any games you now own have suddenly burst into flames.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2008, 06:38:37 AM »
Having failed to make a follow-up wish and broken the thread, the sharp corners of each box in the thread will jump out of your computer monitor and slash open your skull.

I wish for a million dollars and a fridge with a padlock.

"Your pants are on fire."

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2008, 06:42:30 AM »
Granted, but the million dollars is in Confederate Money!

I'd like to have a new Starfox game!

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2008, 06:43:32 AM »
Granted, but the franchise has gone to hell.

I wish I had a cardboard cutout of Dr. Robotnik.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2008, 06:45:29 AM »
Granted, but it comes to life and invades your empire.

I wish it would rain money.

My life is currently bears and Jojos and everything is great.


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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2008, 06:47:07 AM »
Granted, but it rains only coins falling at lethal speeds.

I wish for Titanus to retu-
...nevermind, that's already been corrupted twice.

I wish for a DVD burner.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2008, 06:48:36 AM »
Granted but it actually melts your dvds

I wish I had Zero's boob lights!!! :V

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2008, 06:49:44 AM »
Granted, but you get pulled over by a police officer for one of them being out.

I'd like to never need sleep!

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2008, 07:10:52 AM »
Granted, but you are now extremely lonely since no one is up.
I wish I had a Vampire Killer.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2008, 08:45:01 PM »
[Ooh, I love this game. X3]

Granted, the legendary Vampire Killer whip appears in your hands. Of course, the revived-for-the-umpteenth-time Dracula is none too happy about this, and so he sends his army of demons, undead and other nasties after you and they munch your soul like an old Twiglet.

I wish I had horns.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2008, 09:12:56 PM »
You got it!  *an entire brass section appears in your living room*

I wish I could draw better~

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2008, 09:20:09 PM »
Granted. In fact, you can draw so amazingly well that every other artist chases you and try to lynch you.

I wish Nana (from Command Mission) was my RL girlfriend~ =3

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Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2008, 09:39:59 PM »
Granted but she's killed by an uprising anti-futuristic robot group.

I wish I could makeout with Bridget! (guilty gear)

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