"Well, well, well, Princess Vixy, looks like I was wrong. Those confounded Terrapins FORGOT TO TAKE THAT ****ING BRIDGE DOWN LIKE I TOLD THEM TO!"
*Aldo fumes as he stares out the castle window to see two figures making their way toward the front gate*
"...okay, that second, slow one is just a Toad from the RPM Kingdom, but...who is that other one? I mean, yeah, he'll probably throw his back out sliding like that one Link fool did doing somersaults all the way here, but there's still...something amiss...about this guy in the cap..."
*Aldo suddenly realized who it was, and why he felt no threat*
"AHA! Bahahahahaaaa! This is perfect! I know exactly who that strange man is, but I'm sure The Px Boo will take care of HIM easily enough...HEY..."
*sees that part of his neon signage is out, leaving only the name "Al" to display in the stormy, red sky*
"PARATROOPAS!!! FIX THAT SIGN! ...ugh, now, where were we? ...oh yes...Princess Vixy."
(Yep, I know exactly who StrangeMan is since Akira and/or(?) PB have the Mario role. I'll fix the title at the right time.)
(In the meantime, I've got everyone else updated. Here's the script if you need it.
Also, you can be more than one person, like, for me, Bowser/Aldo will be out of commission until Booster's Tower.)