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Reply #450 on: March 24, 2011, 11:18:27 AM
I learned never to clean the sensitive parts of a sexual organ with scented towels.

Owie.



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Reply #451 on: March 24, 2011, 03:05:33 PM
Owie.
You were cleaning your balls? Why you would report this...
And what sort of a scented towel stings? Unless it was something like Pledge or Lysol or... whatever.


I put on my [twin slasher] face.

I also go by Spectro D., Idylleaus, Malabar, and Dumb-bit Twofuck.


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Reply #452 on: March 24, 2011, 04:47:56 PM
You were cleaning your balls? Why you would report this...
And what sort of a scented towel stings? Unless it was something like Pledge or Lysol or... whatever.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0039503/



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Reply #453 on: March 25, 2011, 01:36:51 AM
Quote from: The Return of the Goshdarndiddly Speedsman ink=topic=1633.msg305955#msg305955 date=1300981676
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0039503/
So you were just say you did that withut actually doing it? Okay...
I mean, it was unexpected, but still...

In other news, I learned that cyclohexanone smells deliciously fruity.


I put on my [twin slasher] face.

I also go by Spectro D., Idylleaus, Malabar, and Dumb-bit Twofuck.


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Reply #454 on: March 26, 2011, 04:24:44 AM
I learned that I don't like myself.



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Reply #455 on: March 26, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
I learned that I'm sick of these stupid puppies thinking the house is their toilet, and my Mom, who's the official owner of them, not doing anything.


Also, I have a quick question, but I don't really think it warrants a PM, so I'll just ask here and see what I get. It's about the Forum Games.

I realize that if a thread is over a month old, all posts afterwards are considered Necroposts, unless the poster provides some important content or information. However, in a forum game such as "Rate the above user's avatar" or something along those lines, if it dies out, you can't really provide important content worthy of a bump or post. So I was wondering, why not lock the old thread and introduce a new one?

Courage is the Magic that turns Dreams into Reality.

I learned that all things explode in slowmotion if you punch them hard enough.

You may have to be on fire for that to happen, though.


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Reply #456 on: March 26, 2011, 08:23:51 PM
There is an Olsen twins cartoon...Whaaaaaaate theeeeee fuuuuuuuu?!


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Reply #457 on: March 26, 2011, 08:28:00 PM
I learned that all things explode in slowmotion if you punch them hard enough.

You may have to be on fire for that to happen, though.



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Reply #458 on: March 26, 2011, 08:43:24 PM
I learned that all things explode in slowmotion if you punch them hard enough.

You may have to be on fire for that to happen, though.

I think I found a new sig quote.

Courage is the Magic that turns Dreams into Reality.

I learned that all things explode in slowmotion if you punch them hard enough.

You may have to be on fire for that to happen, though.


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Reply #459 on: March 26, 2011, 08:47:41 PM
I learned that all things explode in slowmotion if you punch them hard enough.

You may have to be on fire for that to happen, though.

If you need to be on fire to do it then you're just not awesome enough.


My life is currently bears and Jojos and everything is great.



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Reply #460 on: March 26, 2011, 08:52:11 PM
If you need to be on fire to do it then you're just not awesome enough.
I can't be blamed if I spontaneously erupt whenever I do it.



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Reply #461 on: March 29, 2011, 06:56:21 AM
Metal gears power clocks.


they dont think it be like it is but it do


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Reply #462 on: March 29, 2011, 06:58:52 AM
I've learned that the Japanese get progressively stranger the more I see of them. And that's not just on account of the signature above this post.

Must be all that nuclear stuff out there.

Courage is the Magic that turns Dreams into Reality.

I learned that all things explode in slowmotion if you punch them hard enough.

You may have to be on fire for that to happen, though.


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Reply #463 on: March 30, 2011, 06:07:50 AM
The year 2011 written in Roman Numerals is MMXI, which I mistook for MMX1.



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Reply #464 on: March 30, 2011, 08:38:42 AM
That there are multiple versions of the Tale of the Trids.


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Reply #465 on: April 02, 2011, 05:13:49 AM
I learned that my friend who said he was going to the marines lied about the whole thing. He never graduated early and instead ran off to live with his dad.



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Reply #466 on: April 05, 2011, 08:59:54 AM
That the StarWars.Com forums are shutting down in a month.  I'm sad.

However, I've already registered at the Jedi Council Forums on TheForce.Net, so I'll be taking my lurking there.


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Reply #467 on: April 05, 2011, 08:15:32 PM
I learneed that my depreesed is often correlated tot he amount of sleep I had. If didn't get enough sleep or sleep early, I am lot more sad.



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Reply #468 on: April 06, 2011, 01:16:06 AM
I learned that couples make a better eyesore of a door than a window; at least five attempted to kiss when I was trying to get to [tornado fang]ing class, GET A BLOODY ROOM DAMMIT!

AKA: I had to manuver around each couple, to avoid drama. You know how some High School Couples are. >.>

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

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Reply #469 on: April 08, 2011, 07:47:55 PM
I learned that I don't like myself.
you like [parasitic bomb] like panty and stocking and obsess over fictional females; gee, i could never guess why

[spoiler]stocking doesn't like you either[/spoiler]



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Reply #470 on: April 08, 2011, 08:02:26 PM
I learned today that Chemistry is a troll to pwn all trolls.

Courage is the Magic that turns Dreams into Reality.

I learned that all things explode in slowmotion if you punch them hard enough.

You may have to be on fire for that to happen, though.


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Reply #471 on: April 08, 2011, 08:36:16 PM
you like [parasitic bomb] like panty and stocking and obsess over fictional females; gee, i could never guess why

[spoiler]stocking doesn't like you either[/spoiler]

Now now, play nice, missy.



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Reply #472 on: April 08, 2011, 10:53:15 PM
you like [parasitic bomb] like panty and stocking and obsess over fictional females; gee, i could never guess why

[spoiler]stocking doesn't like you either[/spoiler]

Oh Archer, haven't I made it clear that I don't really care? Besides, what a rather old post to randomly decide to reply to.



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Reply #473 on: April 09, 2011, 04:40:44 AM
I learned that I really need to go out more. I amd riving myself insane.

I learned today that Chemistry is a troll to pwn all trolls.

Funny I always thought it was Psychology or Biology.




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Reply #474 on: April 09, 2011, 05:17:23 AM
Biology is just applied Chemistry, Psychology is applied Biology.

Therefore Psychology is the troll to pwn all trolls. 8D