Since you're bumping the thread, I might as well reply.
Which leads me to my next point, this game should also double as an anti-virus tool. That way, you could stop real net criminals, and delete viruses from your PC at the same time!
This the single most retarded idea I've ever read/heard. Nothing surprising, since you are one of dem furfa... furries.
Tough rest of those things in the OP, are actually quite good ideas. Only, not very original, because probably everyone thought about them at one point or another.
Anyway, keep dreaming Adam! FOR EVERLASTING DELUSION(and Yiff).