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Other Things => Off The Wall => Topic started by: ViperAcidZX on July 30, 2010, 08:43:24 PM
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A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
Crazy? Yes.
Source: http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html
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Saw this on Facebook. Pretty hilarious.
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How?
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It gets the blood flowing?
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What? In the neck?
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Don't knock it; now you have an excuse to stare at boobs!
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I weep for humanity.
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Old.
How?
Endorphins?
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...Didn´t Braniac (A british show aikin to Mythbusters) prove it wrong?
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...Didn´t Braniac (A british show aikin to Mythbusters) prove it wrong?
Probably. I seem to recall there being an episode with something like that in it, but I don't recall the outcome.
Or are you thinking of the experiment where they tried to determine whether men prefer the breasts or backside?
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They let one guy stare at women´s breast while they made another one train. The one that trained had better results than the guy who starred at boobs
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Don't knock it; now you have an excuse to stare at boobs!
I don't get aroused by breasts though.
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Oh. I don't remember it, in that case.
This whole "study" sounds like a cheap attempt to justify staring at tits all day. As a general rule of thumb, I take these studies with a grain of salt.
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They let one guy stare at women´s breast while they made another one train. The one that trained had better results than the guy who starred at boobs
Better results at what, exactly? I mean obviously boobs aren't going to make your muscles grow (oh man, the possibilities...).
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Oh. I don't remember it, in that case.
This whole "study" sounds like a cheap attempt to justify staring at tits all day. As a general rule of thumb, I take these studies with a grain of salt.
Shhh you, I bet there was a lot of HARDCORE SCIENCE involved
Better results at what, exactly? I mean obviously boobs aren't going to make your muscles grow (oh man, the possibilities...).
I don´t remember exactly...
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...Didn´t Braniac (A british show aikin to Mythbusters) prove it wrong?
Well I'm not sure which experiment they did on that show to prove it wrong (not sure if they aired on G4's late-night block); someone at DoujinStyle where I first heard of this news said the same thing. I did remember seeing an experiment that's kinda similar since it involved a man's sex drive they did back when I had G4 on Comcast and when it was on their late-night block. The experiment was would a soccer team performed better after playing a board game or after having sex. And the results where the team that had sex did much better than the team that played board games. I'm really surprised that I remembered that... o~O
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They let one guy stare at women´s breast while they made another one train. The one that trained had better results than the guy who starred at boobs
I remember this, yeah. Staring at boobs doesn't do much for you.
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Too bad for me; I don't like tits...
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Real or drawn?
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Drawn are better than real, bro.
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Whatever, I'll stare at both. owob Hell, I'd undergo sex reassignment surgery and stare at my own. Oh wait... -u-'
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Drawn are better than real, bro.
8D
But seriously, in real porn, the people are always making stupid faces.
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8D
But seriously, in real porn, the people are always making stupid faces.
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/LacyBetters/Random/SteveBruel.jpg)
For your health.
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(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/LacyBetters/Random/SteveBruel.jpg)
For your health.
I'm not sure I can trust someone's advice on health, especially considering said advisor has a face resembling pizza dough soaked in tomato juice.
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(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/LacyBetters/Random/SteveBruel.jpg)
For your health.
Is that you, Dr. Frankenstein? 8D
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Oh please, don´t offend Franky
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What? In the neck?
No, somewhere else.
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Wait, What? o~O
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Man, there was a really REALLY nice pair that were on display as I was buying my Arepa tonight.
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This thread makes me realize how healthy I am.
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Well, that's some research we got there. I'd prefer asian boobs, especially Japanese.
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TMI
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Now we need an ''Expand your lifespan (Post your tits)'' thread.
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I'll take your thank you's any time now.
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I'll take your thank you's any time now.
Why, thank you.
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I'll take your thank you's any time now.
Thanx Sub Tank! I owe my health to you!
And thank you Vixy too! 8)
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Makes me wonder if RPM has a breast month where we can all put our favorite pair in our avatars
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Makes me wonder if RPM has a breast month where we can all put our favorite pair in our avatars
This is...a pretty good idea! Fund this!
I'll take your thank you's any time now.
Why thank you good sir!
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Makes me wonder if RPM has a breast month where we can all put our favorite pair in our avatars
I think people do that all year long.
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Makes me wonder if RPM has a breast month where we can all put our favorite pair in our avatars
ME LIKE. owob
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ME LIKE. owob
That happens yearly, just stare at Sub Tank's avatar, or better yet, Vixy's~
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I think I'll change my nickname to "Boobs" and stick a pair in my avatar.
...and all over my signature.
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Aaaalllllll over it!
also this seems like a better place to put this:
(http://i33.tinypic.com/2l6vq0.jpg)
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Too bad for me; I don't like tits...
What? I mean, Rad I get. He draws boobs regularly and is practically seething with homoerotica energy.
But what? YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN?!
Makes me wonder if RPM has a breast month where we can all put our favorite pair in our avatars
I can't. My favorite pair needs not be seen by everyone else, as it were. Respect and all that.
Incidently.
I think I'll change my nickname to "Boobs" and stick a pair in my avatar.
...and all over my signature.
I approve.
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I can't. My favorite pair needs not be seen by everyone else, as it were. Respect and all that.
It'd be no better than Hypershell staring at Iris'.
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I can't. My favorite pair needs not be seen by everyone else, as it were. Respect and all that.
Incidently.
Nothing wrong with cleavage! 8D
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It'd be no better than Hypershell staring at Iris'.
My favorite pair is my fiancé's though. >_>
Nothing wrong with cleavage! 8D
Totally gotta discuss that with her first. XD
Incidentally, why isn't there a topic for that yet!?
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Topic for what? Cleavage? LoL, I thought we somehow managed to toss in cleavage in most topics.
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My favorite pair is my fiancé's though. >_>
We aaall have perferences, we all do. I was just pointing it out to Hypershell too. XD
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EUREKA!
I'll just steal a mannequin from a department store and stare at that malformed rack. Wait... does it have to be real?
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What? I mean, Rad I get. He draws boobs regularly and is practically seething with homoerotica energy.
But what? YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN?!
He probably grew up around a lot of women. *Speaks from experience*
Mind you there's always a time and place for proper breast worship. XD
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He probably grew up around a lot of women. *Speaks from experience*
Mind you there's always a time and place for proper breast worship. XD
Growing up around women didn't make me dislike breasts, trust me. >_>
As long as I can remember, I've always liked breasts. Of course, flat chest isn't bad either. Just saying.
Men like breasts because it's in our genes I do believe. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO.
Uh oh, treading on dangerous ground I think. OH WELL, when have I not pissed on everyone's taboos?
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Oh wait, time out, dislikes? My baddd. XD
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He probably grew up around a lot of women. *Speaks from experience*
Actually, I prefer cocks.
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Oh wait, time out, dislikes? My baddd. XD
See, this is what happens when a booty-lovin-man participates in a titscussion.
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See, this is what happens when a booty-lovin-man participates in a titscussion.
LAWL
Actually, I prefer cocks.
?????????????????????
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Actually, I prefer cocks.
Well, that'd do it.
I apparently "used to" but I got better, as it were.
Well, there's a deep psychological discussion to be had there, but we'll just say I "got better"
Oh wait, time out, dislikes? My baddd. XD
Yes. That was the confusion.
LAWL?????????????????????
Haha, if only you knew the full extent of disturbia on RPM.
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A little known fact: I like boobs, but I like to just stare at them. It doesn't give me any libido. What does that make me?
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LAWL?????????????????????
it's rather complicated
lol
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A little known fact: I like boobs, but I like to just stare at them. It doesn't give me any libido. What does that make me?
Strange.
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A little known fact: I like boobs, but I like to just stare at them. It doesn't give me any libido. What does that make me?
What about ASS. I prefer a nice ASS myself. 8D
man, this thread might be heading into R rated territory soon... XD
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What about ASS. I prefer a nice ASS myself. 8D
I, for one, am more fond of the female derrière myself good sir.
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derrière
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYyzoONK6U[/youtube]
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it's rather complicated
lol
(http://blog.negrospaceprogram.com/wp-content/uploads/rooster.jpg)
(http://gallery.roadbikereview.com/data/roadbike/500/boobies_hansliu.jpg)
I know what you mean. I can't decide either!
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It's okay for a girl to admire both, but if it's a man, then that's another story.
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(http://blog.negrospaceprogram.com/wp-content/uploads/rooster.jpg)
(http://gallery.roadbikereview.com/data/roadbike/500/boobies_hansliu.jpg)
I know what you mean. I can't decide either!
Epic.
It's okay for a girl to admire both, but if it's a man, then that's another story.
Haha, that seems like double standards. I can't argue it too much unfortunately, because I just don't get along with guys. Guys that like guys tend to rub me the wrong way even further.
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I, for one, am more fond of the female derrière myself good sir.
I've been told I've got quite the female derriere myself.
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Yep, I tottaly expected this thread to head this way :D
I for once like the entire woman body, not just parts of it
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Half the time I'm looking at a girl for her body.
The other half it's at her clothes~
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WAIT! What about boobs?!?! o//////o
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The first thing I always notice on a woman is her hair.
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I try to keep the conversation eye level too. Seeing as how I'm always the one getting stared at. >.>
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Incidentally, why isn't there a topic for that yet!?
for cleavage, like PB said?
Weeell, there was that one ecchi thread a long time ago...
(http://blog.negrospaceprogram.com/wp-content/uploads/rooster.jpg)
(http://gallery.roadbikereview.com/data/roadbike/500/boobies_hansliu.jpg)
I know what you mean. I can't decide either!
such a tough decision, huh. 8D
The first thing I always notice on a woman is her hair.
same here actually. well, I tend to notice it about the same time as her rack.
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It's mainly because women's hair probably turns me on more than anything else. The look of it, the smell of it.
Boobies are nice as well though.
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It's mainly because women's hair probably turns me on more than anything else. The look of it, the smell of it.
Boobies are nice as well though.
Does my hair turn you on, PB? [eyebrow]
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I try to keep the conversation eye level too. Seeing as how I'm always the one getting stared at. >.>
I look forward to the day when people stare at me...
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Honest to God, the first thing I seriously pay attention to on a woman is her face (mostly because expressions are the first thing that stick out in my mind). Depending on her actions and how she presents herself, then the eyes start wandering. It's a weird snowball effect that has yet to fail me.
Though truth be told, there are times where I just gotta pause all that, stand affirmed in my maleness, and say "damn, baby got back!" XD
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Does my hair turn you on, PB? [eyebrow]
[eyebrow]
I won't lie. It does! That and the fact that you wear glasses! 8)
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Those glasses make me look dorky. :\
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Those glasses make me look dorky. :\
I agree!
Dorky is sexy! 0v0
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I agree!
Dorky is sexy! 0v0
I have to agree on this one... ^.^
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I agree!
Dorky is sexy! 0v0
I have to agree on this one... ^.^
[objection!] HA!
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wait, what are you objecting?
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You guys saying I look good in glasses.
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You do.
You totally do~ ^.^
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You guys saying I look good in glasses.
Hey, I look good in sunglasses, so what I say goes! XD
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Even those crappy 10 dollar ones!
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Hey, I look good in sunglasses, so what I say goes! XD
I need to draw a Wanda and PB in shades. Or have someone do it. xD
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I need to draw a Wanda and PB in shades. Or have someone do it. xD
Perhaps Quickie can do it! 8D
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Perhaps Quickie can do it! 8D
And with her Awesome Quickie summoning powers....
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Ooooh, we talkin' 'bout dem fetishes? =D
Mine is naked shoulders. Seriously. Beautiful shoulders are not only easy to find, you can find them directly proportionate at how good the rest of the woman's body looks.
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(http://blog.negrospaceprogram.com/wp-content/uploads/rooster.jpg)
(http://gallery.roadbikereview.com/data/roadbike/500/boobies_hansliu.jpg)
I know what you mean. I can't decide either!
>8|
don't make light of my kink you BAKA GAIJIN
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No, wait. I DO get turned on when I stare at a rack, but there's something missing that I just can't describe when I stare at it.
What I DON'T like is girls that don't shave their arms. *shudders* THAT turns me off. >8|
I'm surprised no one mentioned legs yet. You definitely can't go on with your life without getting turned on by a chick's legs. If they don't have hair, that is.
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>8|
don't make light of my kink you BAKA GAIJIN
oh u so kawaee
No, wait. I DO get turned on when I stare at a rack, but there's something missing that I just can't describe when I stare at it.
What I DON'T like is girls that don't shave their arms. *shudders* THAT turns me off. >8|
I'm surprised no one mentioned legs yet. You definitely can't go on with your life without getting turned on by a chick's legs. If they don't have hair, that is.
CELULIIIIIIIIIITE
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Well, I have no idea what to say about this topic without being disturbing or unfunny.
But what guy doesn't like staring at jumbo jugs?
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Well, I have no idea what to say about this topic without being disturbing or unfunny.
But what guy doesn't like staring at jumbo jugs?
*Raises hand*
Personally, I like cleavage between D and below. Anything bigger is just...I don't know, I just don't like excesively large breasts for some reason.
As for other for my taste in other things of the female body, legs can be nice and a you can't go wrong with a good ass, but damn do I like me some good looking feet on a woman.
Don't ask me why, I just do. Also glasses, shame on people who say glasses ain't sexy.
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(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/towbreastsR_450x300.jpg)
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...Oh you. 8D
I should have probably added that I just didn't find 'em sexy, is all.
*Is currently laughing his ass off*
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Damn, epic boobs are EPIC. 8D
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Then again, the Ion Cannon from the Empire Strikes Back IS shaped like one. 8D
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(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/towbreastsR_450x300.jpg)
I'm speechless.
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(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/towbreastsR_450x300.jpg)
Vixy...? is that you?
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*Is currently laughing his ass off*
(http://www.donkeys.net/images/2508-donkey-black-knight-herd-sire-rh-9-30-01a.jpg)
Quick! Go catch it!
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(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080722200205/starwars/images/thumb/8/86/KDYioncannon_negwt.jpg/250px-KDYioncannon_negwt.jpg)
Please tell me that this looks like a giant boob laser to you.
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with very erect nipples.
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(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080722200205/starwars/images/thumb/8/86/KDYioncannon_negwt.jpg/250px-KDYioncannon_negwt.jpg)
Please tell me that this looks like a giant boob laser to you.
Most definitely.
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(http://www.donkeys.net/images/2508-donkey-black-knight-herd-sire-rh-9-30-01a.jpg)
Quick! Go catch it!
...I somehow expected you to post something like this.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a black ass to grab.
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Thats a pretty nice black ass too. Its so shiny. 8D
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Not much of a boobs gal myself, though I help keep Ares quite healthy. ;3
Just saw this and it made me think of the boob thread.
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-but-if-you-average-them.jpg)
I am curious if this is a universal study? Is it only boobs? Or is it just whatever you find sexiest, for those of us who aren't turned on by boobs need long lives too!
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-It only states "German researchers".
-Only males staring at female boobs work.
That's what I understood from the article...
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Aww, so I guess it's not applicable for males staring at chiseled man tits? :<
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Currently, nope.
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-It only states "German researchers".
-Only males staring at female boobs work.
That's what I understood from the article...
"The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health."
They never said only men. I was merely stating it might apply for other people with other turn ons. As "sexual desire" isn't boob only. Just ask any gay/bisexual man. I am pretty sure boobs don't stimulate something unique to heterosexual men. 8D
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Ummm, I think that's something else on the side they added.
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Ummm, I think that's something else on the side they added.
::)
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
It's a quote from the person. If you don't think the quote is legit, then the whole article is suspect.
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.......Now am lost,I need to take a nice leazur look at that after I get off work...
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So pumping blood to our [ray splasher]s make us live more? The more you know...
I am curious if this is a universal study? Is it only boobs? Or is it just whatever you find sexiest, for those of us who aren't turned on by boobs need long lives too!
Girls live long enough, dont they?
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So pumping blood to our [ray splasher]s make us live more? The more you know...Girls live long enough, dont they?
How's that help homosexual men who don't like boobs? >.>
Why is everyone missing my point?
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Christ on a bicycle. I didn't know people on RPM were this dense. Anyway... considering that women aren't a mutation, it's no surprise they live longer.
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If the homos don't like female boobs then that's they bad....
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They have male boobs then.
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If the homos don't like female boobs then that's they bad....
Why shouldn't? They may not be attracted to women, but boobs are so round and bouncy and fun!
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Ten they can poke and have fun with em'...
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Why shouldn't? They may not be attracted to women, but boobs are so round and bouncy and fun!
They look like giant, ogling eyes watching you having sex. No thank you.
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They look like giant, ogling eyes watching you having sex. No thank you.
They're eyes you can suck on like giant pacifiers. It's so fun.
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Homosexual men can stare at what a voice-over in Fight Club called "[sonic slicer]-tits".
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They look like giant, ogling eyes watching you having sex. No thank you.
They're eyes you can suck on like giant pacifiers. It's so fun.
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But who sucks on someone's eyes? The notion is beyond me.
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But who sucks on someone's eyes? The notion is beyond me.
It's one of my many fetishes. Right between trimming your vaggy hair like Spock's beard and making scat sounds with your mouth while doing oral sex.
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Oh, now if we're talking fetishes...
[eyebrow]
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::)
*reaches for uvula*
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You guys can get too crative sometimes...
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Oh, now if we're talking fetishes...
[eyebrow]
*reaches for plastic wrap*
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*reaches for vomit bag*
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*reaches for vomit bag*
Wow, you have a vomit fetish? Blech... :X
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...I think this thread served it´s purpose and needs to be locked...
*Is being booh´d at*
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*boos*
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...I think this thread served it´s purpose and needs to be locked...
*Is being booh´d at*
THERE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH BREASTAGE
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...I think this thread served it´s purpose and needs to be locked...
*Is being booh´d at*
THIS THREAD MUST GO ON FOR GRAET JUSTIEC
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Well, until it is lock, ITS STILL ON!!!
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The only way it WILL get locked, is if you keep mentioning it.
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*reaches for cardboard box*
owait
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(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/towbreastsR_450x300.jpg)
$100 bucks says the owner of those Wailmer-sized tits doesn't have back problems! 8D And before this thread gets locked, some Patchouli Knowledge fanservice by colonel_aki!
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/3701/1e16d8402b0c28460cb74f3j.jpg) (http://akikun.exteen.com/20100404/maidchan-no-hibi)