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Other Things => Off The Wall => Topic started by: OKeijiDragon on December 05, 2008, 07:56:23 PM
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Title says it all, contest is currently on!
I hated this troll (Or at least I think it was.) named Lunchebox from the Mega Man Matrix (Worse forum ever) forums so I PM'd him some animal pornography. Long story.
And then I got an instant perma-ban.
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HAHAHAHA AMAZING
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i turned off my friend's N64 when he got a perfect score Mew picture in Pokemon Snap.
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I accidentally sat on my schoolmate violin.
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I hit a 4th grade girl....
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I hit a 4th grade girl....
I hit a 3rd grade girl.. Back in 5th grade. -_-
My most terrible thing ever? .. I didn't flush the toilet after a rather large Thanksgiving awhile ago. I guess I was in the Christmas spirit early. 8D
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I exist 8D
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I gave Lacan my entire guro folder.
He enjoyed it.
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I once said that I was going to feast on Miley Cirus' remains to a Hannah Montana fangirl. and then got away with it. 8D
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Back in my younger days...or maybe like 4-5 years ago, I intentionally gave some people, at random, the absolute wrong directions with how to get places in NYC. I said it with such confidence that they didn't question me.
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Back in my younger days...or maybe like 4-5 years ago, I intentionally gave some people, at random, the absolute wrong directions with how to get places in NYC. I said it with such confidence that they didn't question me.
You're a monster.
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You're a monster.
If he was giving wrong directions for Brooklyn or Manhattan, not so much. Queens or the Bronx and he'd deserve life in prison. XD
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Back in my younger days...or maybe like 4-5 years ago, I intentionally gave some people, at random, the absolute wrong directions with how to get places in NYC. I said it with such confidence that they didn't question me.
Why I mean it's easy to get lost in New York.
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You're a monster.
But I'm so lovable! Plus, everyone comes to me for directions. 8)
If he was giving wrong directions for Brooklyn or Manhattan, not so much. Queens or the Bronx and he'd deserve life in prison. XD
Not the Bronx, oh but I've done it in Queens! XD
Why I mean it's easy to get lost in New York.
You don't understand, young one. Not only did I give them wrong directions, but I've sent people in the complete opposite direction of where they are intending to go. So far so that it'll take an hour or two to get to their proper destination.
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I gave Lacan my entire guro folder.
that's not terrible. that's justice.
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that's not terrible. that's justice.
what about the part where he enjoyed it?
cause i thought i was the only one here that liked the stuff.
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what about the part where he enjoyed it?
cause i thought i was the only one here that liked the stuff.
Well, you are.
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Vore, I sorta understand.
Guro, forget it.
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I hit a 3rd grade girl.. Back in 5th grade. -_-
My most terrible thing ever? .. I didn't flush the toilet after a rather large Thanksgiving awhile ago. I guess I was in the Christmas spirit early. 8D
I was in 7th grade.....
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-when i was 10...i chased and hugged a girl for stealin my stuff....
-when i was 11...i broke my friends recorder by kicking the table that had the recorder inside it...
-when i was 15....i forgot to give back my friend's yugioh card game...for about....100+ pieces...i guess...
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After freshman orientation at High school last year, me and the rest of the robotics team were moving our stuff back to the sub basement where we work from the cafeteria on the other side of the building, (where the orientation for like, clubs, teams and organizations was,) but since theres a shitload of stairs before we get to the sub basement, the Co capitain wheeled the robot around the school, to an entrance near the library, which is above our basement... the door had been left open by another member for that, but I didnt know, so i closed it, and it was raining... yeah. he was so furious when we heard his banging and opened the door. I kinda made it seem like it wasn't me, but the blame fell on the new guy nobody liked. he got the fear of god instilled in him for my mistake. co capt. ended up sopping wet, as he put his jacket over the robot to protect it from rainfall...
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When I was 5 I burnt chicken nuggets and could of set the microwave on fire.
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Can't remember the worst. Some accidental, some intentional.
If I think of it, I'll post it.
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Working in the forensic lab with Hydrochloric acid in finding the acidity in different soil types when a girl like backs up into my desk, spilling the HCL on her shirt. While it was an accident, the end result is her shirt burning and dissolving rather quickly. After taking of her shirt, I stood there thinking, 'Yes! She didn't get burnt!" till I realized than I have her shirt....
The next part hurt... ;O;
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wait, you took off her shirt?
she should be thanking you for saving her life.
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I turned off an escalator in a department store (I was about 6 at the time).
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wait, you took off her shirt?
she should be thanking you for saving her life.
She thanked me after slapping me... ;O;
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I exist 8D
>.> Your lack of faith disturbes me.
I didnt join sooner...
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Online: There was this [dark hold] admin from an old defunct Megaman site who mistreated and banned me because of mistaken identity of a guy who happened to live in the same city as me. I gathered some information on why this other guy was hated so while I was on vacation in Las Vegas, I returned to that same website and raised hell disguised as the exact same guy I was originally mistaken for (with a little added European flavor to it) by dropping a lot of n-bombs, antisemetics, and any other racial slurs I could think of all over the forum. I'm no racist or antisemetic but I had to play the part. [eyebrow] To add insult to injury, after that account got banned, I emailed the son of the [sonic slicer] with the same name and spat some more KKK-related [parasitic bomb] just for laughs.
Offline: I kicked Santa Claus in the nuts when I was a kid.
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I like your style. >.>;
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Nice best revenge ever, though I don't think I'll forgive you for kicking Santa's balls.
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Screw Santa, I say; 'he' probably deserved it. Fat bastard, breaking and entering our homes... [/badjoke]
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Being alive...j/k
I can't think of anything, I'm an angel 8D
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Working in the forensic lab with Hydrochloric acid in finding the acidity in different soil types when a girl like backs up into my desk, spilling the HCL on her shirt. While it was an accident, the end result is her shirt burning and dissolving rather quickly. After taking of her shirt, I stood there thinking, 'Yes! She didn't get burnt!" till I realized than I have her shirt....
The next part hurt... ;O;
That's the way. Have a cookie, man :cookie:
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never thought that it could also happen in real life 8)
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I cheated like, heavily during a Cisco exam. I was very lucky to have a computer in the corner where the current teacher(Not the teacher who gave me permission from another class to do the exam) could never guess that I was busy with an exam. I had this gigantic Word document with almost every answer for the Cisco exam and I think I remember that I got a 7 or something in the end. If I hadn't cheated, I would still be busy for another year at that school.
Don't get me wrong, I had learned pretty hard for this, but I just got lucky enough to both cheat and to use my mind at the same time!
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In the seventh grade, a guy called me a girly fat boy and I beat the [parasitic bomb] out of him. I never forgave myself for that...
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In the seventh grade, a guy called me a girly fat boy and I beat the [parasitic bomb] out of him. I never forgave myself for that...
He deserved it, don't worry about it.
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never thought that it could also happen in real life 8)
Me neither...
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Online: I trolled a fourm made by this one person who went to the fourm that I made back in the days when I was still mostly a n00b. But to be honest, even to my n00bish standards, the fourm wasn't that great. My memory is fuzzy, but the general typing skill is something you'd mostly see on MySpace. I basically called the lead admin an idiot and flamed the crap out of the board members. God, that was a fun night. It was even better when my Dad tried to scold me after I told him what I was doing (Hey, he asked what I was doing.), all the while not exactly knowing how message boards worked.
...Looking at that paragraph, I don't seem to regret doing it.
Ok, so I really don't regret it, but that's not the point of the story. The point is don't start forest fires.
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So far, it's exterminating my dad's computer. I was hunting down a keygen and got a virus that corrupted the boot record. Now the computer is in the shop, after my brother and I tried reformatting it ourselves to no avail. It needed professional help. And that professional help is costing me $116. My dad wanted me to pay to salvage the information from it, but I told him that if I'm paying for the repairs, I'm going with cheap. So, the computer won't be back for another week and I'm now extra-wary about what I hunt for.
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He deserved it, don't worry about it.
Maybe... So he started teasing so badly that almost all the boys in my class joined in... Rawr! But anyway... Violence really isn't my thing. I felt so guilty that I cried.
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I once cracked a joke about one of my friends being a homosexual, and then he nearly strangled me.
Wait.....
I actually found that amusing.....
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Umm... There's probably only one major thing I can think of. One time at summer day camp, (this was about in fourth grade or so) they took us to the pool. There was this kid I had issues with, so I pushed a pool toy over her head and she "almost drowned." At least that's what she said; they didn't have to call in a nurse or anything.
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I think the worst thing I've ever done was prank one of my friends when we went on a trip to Manhattan. It was a group of us and as per our usual weird tradition, we picked one person out of the group to just annoy the [parasitic bomb] outta. Everyone decided to split up and leave him in one place, but then I accidentally took it a step further and took his cell phone away so he couldn't call the group. He got it back a bit later, but needless to say it was kinda eating at me, especially since we didn't know if he hung around or went home and it was COLD that night.
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On a band trip in colorado I took my friend's key card because he kept leaving it on the table. He starts walking out the door in his sleeping clothes and socks, and I ask "Hey! you got your key card?!" He says, "Yeah I got it!" (with 100% certainty, while I'm looking right at his. :P)
The moment he leaves, me and my other friends leave out with his key card in the opposite direction, and then leave out of the hotel. We went a number of places, and told our other class mates where we were going if/when the key less guy came looking for us. Which was a lie.
We told some people to tell him we went to the girls' hotel room. >:) And then to the ski lounge.
Meanwhile, we were back in the room watching him run around Colorado with no shoes. IN THE SNOW, with no jacket, just a white tee and some sleeping shorts, and since we were on the fourth floor we could see EVERYTHING.
I never laughed so hard. He comes in freezing, and we acted like we never left.
Then we pushed him in the fold out sofa and sat on him to warm him up (not really 8D ). oh the lulz.
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I once cracked a joke about one of my friends being a homosexual.
My friends do that to me all the time, I hate it.
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Another thing I remeber was pushing a big kid out of the way from a pinball machine when I was 4 so I could play it. Though I'm not sure if it counts since I was actually playing it first and he pushed me out of the way and pushed back.
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That's called karma Sakura :)
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one time i went to the bathroom and i didn't flush
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That's called karma Sakura :)
Yay I cause bad karma for him!
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one time i went to the bathroom and i didn't flush
...I thought I knew you...
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I necroposted just now. (however funny it was, I still need to read.)
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Right now, there is a huge thing going on between my friend and his ex- who he can't get over, it seems. I don't understand this because she cheated on him AND lied about it And played one big huge mind game with all of us.
She's lying about being single right now, I know she is.
And the funny thing is, is that her ex thinks he's gotten in some progress with her.
She's leading him on.
So now since this whole thing has been going on for about nine months now, I'm playing both sides so I can get them both to shut the hell up.
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I'll just leave it as, "I have sent people to the psychiatrist." That's taken from a much, MUCH longer list, but that'll do. ^_^
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Actually, I'd say one of the most terrible things I've ever done was told a friend never to come to me with talks of suicide, for if he could fully convince me he had absolutely no reason to live, the only piece of advice I'd offer him would be to seek professional help or do it.
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When I'm in 3rd grade, a 1st grade boy call me a boy. >.>
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I inadvertently implied that a friend of mine is an emo. XD Oh, he was mad. He even went into this long rant about the word "emo" being used "incorrectly".
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I made fun of someone every day for weeks, really bad. Then they stopped coming around, and I figured that's cool, dude just doesn't want to get made of anymore. Fine by me, I hate that kid.
Try and guess why he stopped coming around.
I have yet to feel any sort of guilt.
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I made fun of someone every day for weeks, really bad. Then they stopped coming around, and I figured that's cool, dude just doesn't want to get made of anymore. Fine by me, I hate that kid.
Try and guess why he stopped coming around.
I have yet to feel any sort of guilt.
WELL, good thing i dont have any sort of authority here
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Whys that?
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I'm thinking Lami just made a veiled threat to ban your ass, Divine.
Not that I think your story is ban worthy, in any case.
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WELL, good thing i dont have any sort of authority here
Sorry, but real life =/= forum. =|
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If it makes anyone feel any better, that was clearly an untruth. If it was real, do you honestly think I'd admit to that?
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Wel, I single handly wreck every PC I had ever owned, ever! One time I stole a bunch of toy cars from this store in Massachusetts.
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freshman year when my friend had a girlfriend they were having problems and they broke up and since i had a crush on my friend's g/f i was went to care for telling her its ok and i thought this is my chance she was cryin and all that and i made my move on her and one thing led to another and we started dating and my friend saw us and he was pissed >_< at me and got into a fight and stopped talking to me till now and the girl she's long since been gone she ended up moving to her mother's house in Cali and i see my friend everyday im makin progress w/him i say hi to him and he says hi back
i'll never forget or forgive myself for what i did :'(