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Other Things => Off The Wall => Forum Games => Topic started by: FalconRD on November 14, 2009, 02:55:58 AM
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Here's how this game works. You make up a Robot Master, complete with power, weakness, and the reason why it was rejected. This time, pictures of your boss are encouraged among the more artistically adept RPM users. As well, you can describe the stage if you really want to.
With that in mind, here we go.
Ersatz Man
Power: Copyright Infringing Tentacle
Weakness: Last Ditch Lawsuit
Rejected Because: It looked too much like Tetsuo Shima. Sound familiar to any of you KoF fans out there?
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Tentacle Man
Power: Tentacles... that can reach everywhere....
Weakness: Swords and other sharp objects
Rejected because: tried to [twin slasher] Roll and Kalinka off camera.
Had to get that one before anybody else... '>.>
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Awesome Man
Weapon: Awesome Sauce
Weakness: Moe
Rejectedd: Because apparently he was way too awesome for Mega Man so he left to become Kamina of Gurren Lagann.
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Combine Man
Weapon: Bullet Gun
Weakness: (anti-)Gravity Grenade
Rejected Because: Wily thought he was getting a robot that combined to make another robot, a la Voltron, instead of one of those nazi aliens from Half-Life 2.
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Superman
Weapon(s): Super strength, heat vision, X-ray vision, etc.
Weakness: Kryptonite
Rejected because: This idea was already used by DC Comics, and Superman is not a robot.
*insert facepalm emoticon in next post*
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BurritoMan
Weapon: Bean Burrito Blast
Weakness: Ice/water weapons
Rejected Because: Obviously he was sold to be the mascot of a Mexican resturaunt.
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Never Miss Man
Weapon: Homing Bullet Pistol
Weakness: Dodge Man
Rejected Because: A guy that never misses. So, if someone runs arounds a wall and blocks the projectile from leaving the room does that count as a miss?
Dodge Man
Weapon: None,he just dodges anything.
Weakness: Never Miss Man
Rejected Because: A robot that always dodges. Kinda pointless. How would you repair him? And does he dodge the air and the ground as well?
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Barneyman
Weapon: Friends
Weakness: Maturity
Rejected Because: Nobody likes Barney the Dinosaur...
and because of extinction
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Gladiator Man
Weapon: A sword and a shield
Weakness: Other gladiators and lions
Rejected because: Barbaric behavior
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Recession Man
Weapon: Credit Crunch
Weakness: Financial Sensibility
Rejected because: Brian Cowen had a hissy-fit about it.
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[censored] Man
Weapon: [censored]
Weakness: The Freakin' FCC
Rejected Because: He kept shouting [censored] every time he moved.
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Facebook Woman
Weapon: Farmville mafia wars. addiction
Weakness:Thinking of better htings to do rather than wait for your little food meter to go up,
Rejected becuase: THEY DIDNT WANT TWO GIRLS BECUASE WE COULD NOT HANDLE IT
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NoSound Man
Weapon: Deafness
Weakness: Sound
Rejected Because: It would make no sense to build him.
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Snickers Man
Weapon: A huge-ass Snickers bar
Weakness: The heat (we all know why)
Rejected because: The designers ate him before they could create him, unfortunately.
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Meme Man
Weapon: Annoying internet memes
Weakness: People not replying to his weapon
Rejected because: The designers got annoyed by him and dismantled him personally.
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The Man Man
Power: Top-of-the-food Chain
Weakness: Rebellious Hippies
Rejected Because: He tried to boss Wily around. And NO ONE bosses Wily around and lives to tell about it... 'cept for Bass.
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Invincible Man
Power: Round House kick
Weakness: Bruce Lee
Rejected because: He quit the moment he got built and started his own movie career..Last seen in Walker Texas chain saw massacre
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Communist Man
Weapon: Marxist Mallet
Weakness: Lincoln Loving
Rejected because: After a promising start, Communist Man became too powerful for his own good and collapsed. Democracy Man claimed victory for this, but in reality he played no actual part in it.
Democracy Man
Weapon: Lincoln Loving
Weakness: Credit Crunch
Rejected because: He claimed to have defeated Communist Man, which lead to his ego being overblown. Recession Man snuck over and destroyed his career. He was then rejected, having no use anymore.
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Microsoft Man
Weapon: Financial Sensibility
Weakness: Blue Screen of Death
Rejected because: After the Recession Man fiasco, Microsoft Man came in and got rid of him. He quickly fell pray to Virus Man, however, and was scrapped.
Virus Man
Weapon: Blue Screen of Death
Weakness: Tech Savvy
Rejected because: Everybody hated him.
IT Man
Weapon: Tech Savvy
Weakness: Crippling Rejection
Rejected because: After a disastrous proposal to Valley Girl, he fell into a deep, dark depression. Considered a liability, he was dismantled.
Valley Girl
Weapon: Crippling Rejection
Weakness: Sociopolitical Theory
Rejected because: Wily doesn't like sassy backtalking.
Marx Man
Weapon: Sociopolitical Theory
Weakness: Marxist Mallet
Rejected because: Communist Man took his theory and abused it, and Marx Man was hoisted by his own petard. Oh, the poetic irony.
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T Man
Weapon: Pitying the fool
Weakness: None, he pities weakness
Rejected because: He pitied his job in the game and quit.
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Jenga Man
Weapon(s): The 54(?) Jenga blocks he was built from
Weakness: A slight push or shove
Rejected because: There was no way he was going to be put back together again.
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Badass Man
Weapon:Badass Beam
Weakness:Softness
Rejected:Quit because he think he's so badass and badass people dont take orders from anyone(including wily)
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Guitar Man
Weapon: Guitar Solo
Weakness: Rap artists
Rejected Because: Wily had no place for guitarists, so Guitar Man changed his named to Geddy Lee and formed the band Rush, and I think you know where I'm going with this.
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Dead man
Weapon: Death
Weakness: Life
Rejected Because: He was dead.
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Disney Man
Weapon: Spontaneous song and dance
Weakness: EVIL villains of EVIL
Rejected because: Disney was going to sue Capcom on the grounds of copyright infringement because of their idea.
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Tetris Man
Weapon: Tetris L-shape Boomerang
Weakness: Dr. Mario Man
Rejected because:
Too much time and too many possibilities on how to build him.
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O Man
Weapon: Bombs, because they are shaped like O's
Weakness: W
Rejected Because: J got the Job first
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Rickroll Man
Weapon: Rickrolling
Weakness: Apathy
Rejected because: He would only appear in the most inopportune of times.
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Inconvinience Man
Weapon: Inconvenience
Weakness: Convenience
Rejected Because: It was too convinient a time to build him.
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Scrap Man
Likes:Scrap
Weapon:Scrap Shot
Dislikes:Junk
Rejected:He Was To Scrappy 8D
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Mundane Man
Weapon: Nothing
Weakness: Variety
Rejected because: I think we all know why. (provided you know what it means to be mundane)
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Spaghettiman
Weapon: Spaghetti
Weakness: None
Rejected because: This idea was drop because naming him "Spaghetti" man was completely stupid.
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Stupid Man
Weapon: Stupidity that is rumored to make people's heads explode.
Weaknesses: Riddles, rhetoric, paradoxes.
Rejected because: As soon as he powered up, he destroyed himself by running into oncoming traffic. All the engineers' heads exploded as a result.
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Poke man
Weapon: Superpower creatures
Weakness: other Superpowered creatures
Rejected because: Nintendo got the idea first.
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G Man
Weapon: Long, Drawn-Out Speaches, Briefcase
Weakness: Vortigaunts
Rejected Because: He wasn't able to be hurt, and anybody who got to close to him vanished.
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Gundam man
Weapon: Whatever the hell a Gundam has
Weakness: Whatever the hell a Gundam is weak against, hell would I know, I never watched Gundam
Rejected Because: Capcom was scared of a lawsuit.
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Money Man
Weapon: Anything with monetary value
Weakness: Inflation
Rejected because: He was too costly to make...
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Shoop da whoop man
Weapon: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAH!
Weakness: DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS!
Rejected Because: He was too dangerous, and too powerful.
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Stormman
Weapon: Your typical wind power: Storm Wind
Weakness: Ice Wave
Rejected Because: the two Ms in Storm Man kept mixing together in the stage intro, and it never occurred to Wily to put a space between Storm and Man, so he was scrapped. That, and Frost Man kept beating him. FROST MAN! The single stupidest Robot Master Wily ever made.
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Animu man
Weapon: Subtitles
Weakness: Dubs and 4kids (uhhh, I mean 4dicks)
Rejected Because: 4kids, nuff said.
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Obeseman
Weapon: big fat belly
Weakness: Richard Simmons
Rejected Because: Richard Simmons was too [tornado fang]ing annoying to be allowed to follow Megaman around.
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Strange man
Weapon: Fridge Logic and Nonsense
Weakness: Sound Logic and common Sense
Rejected because he is just to weird for Wily to use and Megaman to fight. He is became friends with Osaka.
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Dude Man
Weapon: Duuuuude, mah weahpon is awesome duuuude
Weakness: Speech execution and buisnessmen
Rejected Because: They couldn't find the awesome power of duuuude needed to build him.
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Cop Man
Weapon: Police brutality
Weakness: Civil rights activists
Rejected because: We have enough of them.
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Frog Man
Main Weapon: Sticky Tongue
Weakness: Hot Surfaces
Rejected because: He looked too much like Toad Man.
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Whip man
Weapon: Obvious
Weakness: Scissors
Rejected Because: of sexual reason. 8D
;)
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Lebowski Man
Weapon: Jeff Bridges, killer bowling skills
Weakness: pissing on the rug in his house
Rejected because: no one would ever get the reference.
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Backed-up Toilet Man
Weapon-You don't want to know
Weakness-Mega Plunger
Rejected because-Dr Wily flushed him
Skank Woman
Weapon-STDs
Weakness-Pimp Power
Rejected because-Arrested for robo-pedophilia{because Mega Man is a boy,and I AM A MAN!{punch}
Plaque Man
Weapon-Tooth decay
Weakness-Dentist power
Rejected because-Wily shot him for causing him to wear dentures
Nostalgia Man
Weapon-Stuff from the 90s
Weakness-Unknown
Rejected because-He ran away and became the Nostalgia Critic
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Stoic man
Weapon: Calm and unwavering stoicism
Weakness: Supriese
Rejected because he was way too stoic and didn't do anything as he was apathetic even to hios fellow robots.