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Title: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: FalconRD on November 14, 2009, 02:55:58 AM
Here's how this game works. You make up a Robot Master, complete with power, weakness, and the reason why it was rejected. This time, pictures of your boss are encouraged among the more artistically adept RPM users. As well, you can describe the stage if you really want to.

With that in mind, here we go.


Ersatz Man

Power: Copyright Infringing Tentacle
Weakness: Last Ditch Lawsuit
Rejected Because: It looked too much like Tetsuo Shima. Sound familiar to any of you KoF fans out there?
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Police Girl on November 14, 2009, 06:38:59 AM
Tentacle Man

Power: Tentacles... that can reach everywhere....

Weakness: Swords and other sharp objects

Rejected because: tried to [twin slasher] Roll and Kalinka off camera.

Had to get that one before anybody else... '>.>
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Waifu on November 17, 2009, 04:32:17 PM
Awesome Man

Weapon: Awesome Sauce
Weakness: Moe

Rejectedd: Because apparently he was way too awesome for Mega Man so he left to become Kamina of Gurren Lagann.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: FalconRD on November 18, 2009, 01:38:53 PM
Combine Man

Weapon: Bullet Gun
Weakness: (anti-)Gravity Grenade
Rejected Because: Wily thought he was getting a robot that combined to make another robot, a la Voltron, instead of one of those nazi aliens from Half-Life 2.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Dexter Dexter on November 18, 2009, 07:40:30 PM
Superman

Weapon(s): Super strength, heat vision, X-ray vision, etc.
Weakness: Kryptonite
Rejected because: This idea was already used by DC Comics, and Superman is not a robot.
*insert facepalm emoticon in next post*
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Magnus Ragnar on November 18, 2009, 07:50:29 PM
BurritoMan

Weapon: Bean Burrito Blast
Weakness: Ice/water weapons
Rejected Because: Obviously he was sold to be the mascot of a Mexican resturaunt.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Kirby Pink on November 18, 2009, 08:03:21 PM
Never Miss Man

Weapon: Homing Bullet Pistol
Weakness: Dodge Man
Rejected Because: A guy that never misses. So, if someone runs arounds a wall and blocks the projectile from leaving the room does that count as a miss?

Dodge Man

Weapon: None,he just dodges anything.
Weakness: Never Miss Man
Rejected Because: A robot that always dodges. Kinda pointless. How would you repair him? And does he dodge the air and the ground as well?
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: OmegaZ on November 18, 2009, 11:06:06 PM
Barneyman

Weapon: Friends
Weakness: Maturity
Rejected Because: Nobody likes Barney the Dinosaur...

and because of extinction
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Dexter Dexter on November 18, 2009, 11:45:28 PM
Gladiator Man

Weapon: A sword and a shield
Weakness: Other gladiators and lions
Rejected because: Barbaric behavior
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Alice in Entropy on November 19, 2009, 11:53:31 PM
Recession Man

Weapon: Credit Crunch
Weakness: Financial Sensibility
Rejected because: Brian Cowen had a hissy-fit about it.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Sapphire Knight on November 20, 2009, 02:20:00 AM
[censored] Man

Weapon: [censored]
Weakness: The Freakin' FCC
Rejected Because: He kept shouting [censored] every time he moved.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Black Mage J on November 20, 2009, 02:24:23 AM
Facebook Woman

Weapon: Farmville mafia wars. addiction
Weakness:Thinking of better htings to do rather than wait for your little food meter to go up,
Rejected becuase: THEY DIDNT WANT TWO GIRLS BECUASE WE COULD NOT HANDLE IT
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: OmegaZ on November 20, 2009, 04:09:40 AM
NoSound Man

Weapon: Deafness
Weakness: Sound
Rejected Because: It would make no sense to build him.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Dexter Dexter on November 20, 2009, 04:31:12 AM
Snickers Man

Weapon: A huge-ass Snickers bar
Weakness: The heat (we all know why)
Rejected because: The designers ate him before they could create him, unfortunately.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Sapphire Knight on November 20, 2009, 04:38:39 AM
Meme Man

Weapon: Annoying internet memes
Weakness: People not replying to his weapon
Rejected because: The designers got annoyed by him and dismantled him personally.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: FalconRD on November 20, 2009, 01:05:44 PM
The Man Man

Power: Top-of-the-food Chain
Weakness: Rebellious Hippies
Rejected Because: He tried to boss Wily around. And NO ONE bosses Wily around and lives to tell about it... 'cept for Bass.
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Post by: Blackhook on November 20, 2009, 01:51:25 PM
Invincible Man
Power: Round House kick
Weakness: Bruce Lee
Rejected because: He quit the moment he got built and started his own movie career..Last seen in Walker Texas chain saw massacre
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on November 20, 2009, 07:02:39 PM
Communist Man

Weapon: Marxist Mallet
Weakness: Lincoln Loving
Rejected because: After a promising start, Communist Man became too powerful for his own good and collapsed. Democracy Man claimed victory for this, but in reality he played no actual part in it.

Democracy Man

Weapon: Lincoln Loving
Weakness: Credit Crunch
Rejected because: He claimed to have defeated Communist Man, which lead to his ego being overblown. Recession Man snuck over and destroyed his career. He was then rejected, having no use anymore.

- Recession Man goes here -

Microsoft Man

Weapon: Financial Sensibility
Weakness: Blue Screen of Death
Rejected because: After the Recession Man fiasco, Microsoft Man came in and got rid of him. He quickly fell pray to Virus Man, however, and was scrapped.

Virus Man

Weapon: Blue Screen of Death
Weakness: Tech Savvy
Rejected because: Everybody hated him.

IT Man

Weapon: Tech Savvy
Weakness: Crippling Rejection
Rejected because: After a disastrous proposal to Valley Girl, he fell into a deep, dark depression. Considered a liability, he was dismantled.

Valley Girl

Weapon: Crippling Rejection
Weakness: Sociopolitical Theory
Rejected because: Wily doesn't like sassy backtalking.

Marx Man

Weapon: Sociopolitical Theory
Weakness: Marxist Mallet
Rejected because: Communist Man took his theory and abused it, and Marx Man was hoisted by his own petard. Oh, the poetic irony.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: OmegaZ on November 20, 2009, 10:02:49 PM
T Man

Weapon: Pitying the fool

Weakness: None, he pities weakness

Rejected because: He pitied his job in the game and quit.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Dexter Dexter on November 20, 2009, 10:53:37 PM
Jenga Man

Weapon(s): The 54(?) Jenga blocks he was built from
Weakness: A slight push or shove
Rejected because: There was no way he was going to be put back together again.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on November 24, 2009, 07:01:45 AM
Badass Man

Weapon:Badass Beam
Weakness:Softness
Rejected:Quit because he think he's so badass and badass people dont take orders from anyone(including wily)
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: FalconRD on November 24, 2009, 07:33:21 PM
Guitar Man

Weapon: Guitar Solo
Weakness: Rap artists
Rejected Because: Wily had no place for guitarists, so Guitar Man changed his named to Geddy Lee and formed the band Rush, and I think you know where I'm going with this.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: OmegaZ on November 24, 2009, 10:57:31 PM
Dead man

Weapon: Death

Weakness: Life

Rejected Because: He was dead.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon on November 24, 2009, 11:11:41 PM
Disney Man
Weapon: Spontaneous song and dance
Weakness: EVIL villains of EVIL
Rejected because: Disney was going to sue Capcom on the grounds of copyright infringement  because of their idea.
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Post by: Kit on November 24, 2009, 11:14:57 PM
Tetris Man

Weapon: Tetris L-shape Boomerang
Weakness: Dr. Mario Man
Rejected because:
Too much time and too many possibilities on how to build him.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: OmegaZ on November 24, 2009, 11:18:06 PM
O Man

Weapon: Bombs, because they are shaped like O's

Weakness: W

Rejected Because: J got the Job first
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon on November 24, 2009, 11:23:02 PM
Rickroll Man
Weapon: Rickrolling
Weakness: Apathy
Rejected because: He would only appear in the most inopportune of times.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: OmegaZ on November 24, 2009, 11:24:28 PM
Inconvinience Man

Weapon: Inconvenience

Weakness: Convenience

Rejected Because: It was too convinient a time to build him.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Blaze Yeager on November 25, 2009, 12:04:58 AM
Scrap Man

Likes:Scrap

Weapon:Scrap Shot

Dislikes:Junk

Rejected:He Was To Scrappy  8D
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Dexter Dexter on November 25, 2009, 01:15:20 AM
Mundane Man

Weapon: Nothing
Weakness: Variety
Rejected because: I think we all know why. (provided you know what it means to be mundane)
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Post by: Girla PurpleHeart on November 30, 2009, 01:09:18 AM
Spaghettiman

Weapon: Spaghetti
Weakness: None
Rejected because: This idea was drop because naming him "Spaghetti" man was completely stupid.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon on November 30, 2009, 01:15:04 AM
Stupid Man
Weapon: Stupidity that is rumored to make people's heads explode.
Weaknesses: Riddles, rhetoric, paradoxes.
Rejected because: As soon as he powered up, he destroyed himself by running into oncoming traffic. All the engineers' heads exploded as a result.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: OmegaZ on November 30, 2009, 01:22:38 AM
Poke man

Weapon: Superpower creatures

Weakness: other Superpowered creatures

Rejected because: Nintendo got the idea first.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 30, 2009, 01:33:35 AM
G Man

Weapon: Long, Drawn-Out Speaches, Briefcase

Weakness: Vortigaunts

Rejected Because: He wasn't able to be hurt, and anybody who got to close to him vanished.
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Post by: OmegaZ on November 30, 2009, 01:38:26 AM
Gundam man

Weapon: Whatever the hell a Gundam has

Weakness: Whatever the hell a Gundam is weak against, hell would I know, I never watched Gundam

Rejected Because: Capcom was scared of a lawsuit.
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Post by: Dexter Dexter on November 30, 2009, 01:43:42 AM
Money Man

Weapon: Anything with monetary value
Weakness: Inflation
Rejected because: He was too costly to make...
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: OmegaZ on November 30, 2009, 04:05:40 AM
Shoop da whoop man

Weapon: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAH!

Weakness: DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS!

Rejected Because: He was too dangerous, and too powerful.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: FalconRD on November 30, 2009, 09:15:43 PM
Stormman
Weapon: Your typical wind power: Storm Wind
Weakness: Ice Wave
Rejected Because: the two Ms in Storm Man kept mixing together in the stage intro, and it never occurred to Wily to put a space between Storm and Man, so he was scrapped. That, and Frost Man kept beating him. FROST MAN! The single stupidest Robot Master Wily ever made.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: OmegaZ on November 30, 2009, 10:25:45 PM
Animu man

Weapon: Subtitles

Weakness: Dubs and 4kids (uhhh, I mean 4dicks)

Rejected Because: 4kids, nuff said.
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Post by: Sapphire Knight on December 02, 2009, 01:47:04 AM
Obeseman

Weapon: big fat belly

Weakness: Richard Simmons

Rejected Because: Richard Simmons was too [tornado fang]ing annoying to be allowed to follow Megaman around.
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Post by: Waifu on December 02, 2009, 02:39:59 AM
Strange man

Weapon: Fridge Logic and Nonsense

Weakness: Sound Logic and common Sense

Rejected because he is just to weird for Wily to use and Megaman to fight. He is became friends with Osaka.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: OmegaZ on December 02, 2009, 04:47:26 AM
Dude Man

Weapon: Duuuuude, mah weahpon is awesome duuuude

Weakness: Speech execution and buisnessmen

Rejected Because: They couldn't find the awesome power of duuuude needed to build him.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Dexter Dexter on December 03, 2009, 12:48:51 AM
Cop Man

Weapon: Police brutality
Weakness: Civil rights activists
Rejected because: We have enough of them.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Sapphire Knight on December 03, 2009, 06:46:44 AM
Frog Man

Main Weapon: Sticky Tongue

Weakness: Hot Surfaces

Rejected because: He looked too much like Toad Man.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: OmegaZ on December 03, 2009, 06:51:39 AM
Whip man

Weapon: Obvious

Weakness: Scissors

Rejected Because: of sexual reason. 8D
 ;)
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: FalconRD on December 08, 2009, 02:13:53 PM
Lebowski Man

Weapon: Jeff Bridges, killer bowling skills
Weakness: pissing on the rug in his house
Rejected because: no one would ever get the reference.
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: redjirachi on January 12, 2010, 10:59:26 AM
Backed-up Toilet Man
Weapon-You don't want to know
Weakness-Mega Plunger
Rejected because-Dr Wily flushed him

Skank Woman
Weapon-STDs
Weakness-Pimp Power
Rejected because-Arrested for robo-pedophilia{because Mega Man is a boy,and I AM A MAN!{punch}

Plaque Man
Weapon-Tooth decay
Weakness-Dentist power
Rejected because-Wily shot him for causing him to wear dentures

Nostalgia Man
Weapon-Stuff from the 90s
Weakness-Unknown
Rejected because-He ran away and became the Nostalgia Critic
Title: Re: Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2
Post by: Waifu on January 12, 2010, 04:05:48 PM
Stoic man

Weapon: Calm and unwavering stoicism

Weakness: Supriese

Rejected because he was way too stoic and didn't do anything as he was apathetic even to hios fellow robots.