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Other Things => Off The Wall => Roleplay => Topic started by: Alice in Entropy on November 02, 2009, 12:36:21 AM
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RPM is at war.
The time? Right now.
The place? Some random hell-hole in the middle of nowhere.
The reason? No-one knows.
The denizens of RPM didn't agree. They didn't want to agree, for that matter. Most people believed everything was good as it was, and should remain the same; enforcing radical new rule changes and removing the Kobun emoticons would only lead to anarchy. However, there existed a small band of rebels who believed this wasn't the case - they believed the old order had grown stale and trite, and something new had to be done to freshen the place up and give it a new spark of life. Nothing as drastic as a new admin, though...maybe just a different coloured background?
From here, things grew bitter. Rivalries began to be forged in the searing fires of scorn; seeds of distrust had been sown; old friends became enemies, while former enemies joined forces to fight those they mutually despised. From these prejudices, there arose two factions:
Those who believed the established norm was perfect already called themselves the RED Team. Those who wanted a change of colour and skimpier outfits for the ladies became the BLU Team.
However, these causes were promptly forgotten, and the two teams just decided to blow the [parasitic bomb] out of eachother for the hell of it.
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Rules are simple. There are two fortresses, one for each team. Between these fortresses is a large, barren plain of mud, metal, trenches and whatever else you might find on the battlefield. Play fair, and no godmoding. If you're gibbed (killed), you respawn elsewhere and continue fighting. Players have whatever abilities and weapons the in-game classes have. There are no winners or losers here - it's just for fun. Otherwise, just treat it as a normal RP.
Team sign-up sheets are below. There should only be one of each class per team; if someone wants to drop out, please say so, and someone else can take over. More people can join if there's enough demand.
RED Team
Soldier: OmegaZ
Scout: Kallen
Pyro: Strangeman
Heavy:
Engineer:
Demoman: Taiyo
Medic:
Sniper: Blackhook
Spy:
BLU Team
Soldier: Super Nova
Scout: Sapphire Knight
Pyro: Magnus Ryujin
Heavy:
Engineer: Dr. Wily II
Demoman:
Medic: Afro-Shroom
Sniper:
Spy: Lucky Star
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i'm in too many TF2 RPs to join this one because its going to include women
have fun kids
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RPM is at war.
Drop the Paypal meteor.
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Blu Pyro. Claiming it nao and wearing my Ghastly Gibus. *dons silly TF2 hat* >3>
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Red Scout Plz? I'm actually going to use Kallen as my character for Red Scout.
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blue soldier please, as long as I get to blow stuff and/or people up
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Red Sniper plz
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I'm just going to go ahead and start the story. If thats ok.
Oh damnit, here I am in a somewhat "Civil" war, armed with only a Baseball Bat, a Can of Soda and a Strange Shotgun? Who the hell gave me these weapons anyway?
Kallen was sitting in the RED Team Base, she was busy thinking of how to get through to the BLU base.
Why do they get fancy bases while we're stuck with old wood buildings? At least we haven't started yet... Still Recruiting... Damn its warm out here... -u-'
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All you do is complainting, why can´t you be more patient kid.
Said Blackhook,not even looking at Kallen, sipping from a cup of coffee. He was aiming from a window at the BLUE base
They´ll come on their own...eventually
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"ah such a nice thing to be in this cozy sofa I found, I really should check to see if anyone is going to go attack, but eh they ARE still recruiting and I bet the red team already have enough people to take me down, guess Ill just sit here." Super laid back as he watched reruns of The Simpsons, commenting on all the stupid thinga the characters do.
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Sapph would like to be the BLU Scout please, if it's okay.
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Done and done. C'mon, people, we need more blood-shedders!
Moved myself to BLU Spy, by the way
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Recruitments were still underway for both sides. The war, or the parts of it that hadn't abruptly finished when everyone got hungry and returned to their base for snacks, hadn't even been on for that long; a month, at the most. Still, it gave the current members a chance to get ready for the big battles that were - presumably - ahead of them.
Lucky Spy, on the other hand, had decided to have a bit of fun.
Given that he was a Spy - for the criminally lethargic and ill-prepared BLU Team, no less - heavy combat wasn't exactly his forte. His specialties lay in sneaking into the enemy base, conducting reconnaisance or stealing their supplies, then quickly getting back to his own base before he was caught. He only took a shot at taking someone out when he knew he had the chance; a quick stab in the back with his switchblade, or a silenced shot from his Ambassador handgun was usually all it took. On the off-chance that didn't do it, he always had his Invisibility Watch for stealthy get-aways. At the moment, he had taken it upon himself to leave a message on one of the RED Team's walls:
RED TEAM ARE LOSERS
SIGNED
NOT A SPY
After spray-painting his ingenius note onto the wall, he flicked on his cloaking device and scurried back to his team's base.
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Sapph, during breaks in the fighting, had taking to walking aimlessly through the base, periodically leaping around corners and swinging wildly, pretending there was a RED spy in the base that only he could see. Of course, he had actually hit someone in the head a couple of times, both friend and foe. He was at a place where he could look out at the RED base while casually drinking his 7th cup of coffee. "Man, I can't wait 'till the next round." He said to himself, finishing his cup and walking off for another refill.
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(I don't know much about TF2, haven't played it you know. But if I don't need extensive knowlodge of the game, I think I can RP with you guys. I'll be the Red Pyro, he/she has a smexy mask 8))
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(I'll join as BLU Medic)
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(Wait... No Engineer? I'm appalled!
Ahem... Signing up as a BLU Engineer to gnaw at Afro-Medic. 8D)
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(Sounds fun, but I have no idea what I'd have to do since I've never even played the game)
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Neve rplayed it either but what the hey sounds fun.
After finishing his daily search for recruits Nova told himself this was an excuse to read Manga and play tetris without anyone noticing, but he simply brushed away the thought by thinking of beating his high score on tetris. Finding a quiet place to sit, Nova reached into the hidden alcove and went for his manga, "too bad I wont be able to read when we return to fighting" Nova mumbled to himself.
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(Wait... No Engineer? I'm appalled!
Ahem... Signing up as a BLU Engineer to gnaw at Afro-Medic. 8D)
(Awesome, well come aboard owob)
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(Anyways...)
It was another rather uneventful day over at BLU base. Dr. Engineerly II (just call me DEII here, and yes, I'm using this nick back...) was over at his little outpost, away from the rest of the BLU team to get some peace and quiet.
"Ayyy... So boring around here... And they were mentioning a new Medic is assigned to us... I wonder where he is..."
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Meanwhile outside the BLU base, an Afroed Medic came towards the front entrance...
???: Hm, I'm sure this was the right address. *Looks down on a crudely drawn map labeling the BLU side with a happy face and the RED side with a frowning face* Er...I guess I'm at the right place. *he prepares to knock but fails to notice the sentry around the door*
DEII: *sneezed* Hm...that's odd?
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In the Hallways of the Red base, there was a lone Pyro, singing a happy tune whilst he cleaned up the halls...with the flames from his flame thrower.
"♪Doo doo do-d-do do, do do-dee-do-doo-dee dee do...♪"
Burning the messy bacteria infested hallways, leaving a blazing, yet clean trail behind him.
"♪Jus' burning them geeerms
Them disgusting, putrid, DIRTY geeerms.
Hearing their burning screeeams...makes me feel oh so Aliiiiiiive♪...and delicious" He sang through his gas mask, in a horrible ear raping tone.
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(This thread is seriously lacking in stab saps. Those labourers better hurry up so the spies have something to sap.)
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(But we only have one Spy/Engineer, and they're both on the same team... -u-')
I'm itching to run out there and kill some BLU's!
Kallen kept pacing back in forth, the way she walked was in an impatient manner.
I'm so pissed that everybody goes to join them because they have women with extremely slutty outfits dancing in front of their recruitment booth. All we have is a scarecrow wearing a bikini.... >3<
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Sapph was now on his 10th cup and set to charge at a moments notice. "There are REDs over there, waiting to get bonked!" He said, dropping the empty paper cup and pulling his bat out. He then turned and leaped around a corner, swinging wildly at thin air. "YAAAR!!!"
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A young man with brown hair arrives at Red base and knocks on the door while holding the "help wanted" sign that was at the front.
"Uh, excuse me, I heard that you were looking for recruits."
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During his hourly clean up, the Pyro had heard some one knocking on the front door.
"Now who could that be?...Probably a dirty BLU person." He said to himself as he walked towards the door.
Once he got there, he slammed the door open, with his flamethrower pointing at the suprised young man with the brown hair.
"BURN DIRTY BLU MAN, YOU SHALL NOT BRING YOUR MESSYNESS UPON MY CLEAN HALLWAYS EVER AGAIN!!" But before he could quickly fry the poor man into ashes, he noticed that it was merely a civilian on his charming doorstep. "...Oh wait...it just some guy holding our wanted sign...hmmm maybe I can burn him a little bit, he seems quite dirty." He whispered as he rubbed the underside of his gas mask.
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Nova started putting signs around the BLU base that read "dont go out to war just yet, we still need recruits!" Nova then ran back to his secret alclove to watch hot anime, girl action. "People better not be disturbing me, or someone will need a replacemeant everything." Nova mumbled.
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Meanwhile outside the BLU base, an Afroed Medic came towards the front entrance...
???: Hm, I'm sure this was the right address. *Looks down on a crudely drawn map labeling the BLU side with a happy face and the RED side with a frowning face* Er...I guess I'm at the right place. *he prepares to knock but fails to notice the sentry around the door*
DEII: *sneezed* Hm...that's odd?
DEII looked over the ledge of his outpost and saw an afro. For some weird and undisclosed reason, he had this sudden urge to pounce on said afro and gnaw the hell out of it... To which he did.
"OM NOM NOM"
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???: *looking down and see's a shadow growing around him* Hm, that's odd. I didn't know there was gonna be an eclipse-
DEII lands on him and begins to gnaw, and if almost by some unseen instinct he yelled...
???: GAAAAAAAHH!!!
Every one stopped for a moment hearing this but most quickly went back to what they were doing before...
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"THISF ISF THEF BESTF AFROF IF HAVEF EVERF GNAWF!" DEII exclaimed, trying to make out his own words with his mouth full of hair.
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Nova was startled by the wierd startled, so he ran to where the sound came from, and came upon a very queer scene " what...are you guys doing?" Nova said, slowly reaching for his gun incase DEII decided to eat some flaming hair.
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"Ohf Novaf." DEII said, still gnawing away.
"If havef thisf weirdf feelingf tof gnawf atf hisf afrof, ohf! Andf thef afrof belongsf tof ourf newf medicf."
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"Right, and now you want to gnaw on the person who will evidently rescue our lives, out of feeling......you know I would have expected this from someone. Now the medic needs to heal himself, I will just go about my buisness then, have fun gnawing on our medic." Said Nova as if it was not that big a matter, he strode off back to his home, thinking of what will happen next to Eragon. Just then he remembered that he had wandered towards where he set a mine, he swerved back towards the others to escape being blown to bits "just hope RED doesent figure out our defenses are down, or we might die before the battle begins."
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"Ohf Novaf." DEII said, still gnawing away.
"If havef thisf weirdf feelingf tof gnawf atf hisf afrof, ohf! Andf thef afrof belongsf tof ourf newf medicf."
???: My name is Medic Shroom...AND STOP GNAWING ON ME! or so help me your going to be the last person I help in the middle of a battle...
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Nova rushed to where DEII and Shroom were and bellowed " Run! I set off the mines and now we must get out there and while there is confusion and strike them donw like the boring old coots they are!" Nova had alreayd started looking if the sniper was still alive and if there were any other people in the base right now.
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Did you say... New Recruit?
Kallen dashed out to where Strange Pyro was.
So, you were right, we do have a possible new recruit. Test his skills and tell me what hes proficient at.
Kallen dashed back to where she was sitting, flailing a Baseball bat and hitting the Walls of the base.
HEY GUYS! WE GOT ANOTHER RECRUIT!
The only people around to hear the announcement were Strange Pyro, who already knew. and Sniper Hook, who was too busy sitting in his sniping tower.
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???: My name is Medic Shroom...AND STOP GNAWING ON ME! or so help me your going to be the last person I help in the middle of a battle...
"Butf youf aref sof tastyf... Finef thenf... Untilf anotherf timef..." With that, DEII released Shroom's afro from his jaws.
"Man, that was fun..."
Nova rushed to where DEII and Shroom were and bellowed " Run! I set off the mines and now we must get out there and while there is confusion and strike them donw like the boring old coots they are!" Nova had alreayd started looking if the sniper was still alive and if there were any other people in the base right now.
"WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!? But I already set my sentries on alert!"
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" Run! I set off the mines and now we must get out there and while there is confusion and strike them donw like the boring old coots they are!"
Sapph happened to pass by Nova, DEII, and the Afroed Medic at that moment. "Wait a moment.... WHAT!?" He shouted, both startled and confused by the statement. "BythewayI'mthescoutmyname'sSapph." He introduced in a motor-mouth manner.
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Meanwhile at Red base, the new recruit called Tai was taking a tour of the base.
"So, this is Red base? I was expecting more to be honest. Anyways, what was that about testing my skills?"
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"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!" A vocie rang from atop BLU base, likely attracting a lot of attention.
"FIRE IN THE MORNIN'~, FIRE IN THE EVENIN'~, FIRE AT SUPPER TIEM~!" Magnus sang, launching flares in the general direction of RED base. "Nothing better then setting some scrubs on fire!"
As if on cue, Magnus quickly sprayed a wall of flames around him with his Flamethrower before vanishing from the roof. Knowing that crazy dragonic pyromaniac, he probably went to the break room and started playing with a blowtorch.
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"Ha ha, piece of [acid burst]," Lucky Spy proclaimed smarmily, his figure fading back into coherency while he stepped through the BLU Fortress's side door. He noticed Dr. Engineerly II chewing on the afro of a rather peeved-looking Medic, and cocked an eyebrow.
"New recruits, is it?"
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Meanwhile at Red base, the new recruit called Tai was taking a tour of the base.
"So, this is Red base? I was expecting more to be honest. Anyways, what was that about testing my skills?"
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The Pyro walked merrily in the halls with the new recruit, who didn't seem to mind the flames along said path. Not looking at the man, trying not to be tempted to burn him alive, like he had done with the last few new recruits, the Pyro replied:
"Oh, it's just a mandatory procedure we do whenever we get someone new and flammable on our team. You know, see if they're good enough to work for us and to set on fire, strong enough to burn longer that kinda testing stuff...which reminds me..." The Pyro took out a large crumpled paper from his back pocket, and began to read it out loud.
"...Welcome new recruit [Guy with Brown Hair], to the totally rad base of RED. Where we specialize in Sniping, shooting things, killing things, killing things with a bat, burning things, doing laundry, killing things with more bats, jazz hands, and many more things to do. We must inform you that you shall be tested before we can accept you on this work environment.
This test will be difficult, gut rending, bloody, traumatazing, and hot...but don't worry, it won't hurt at all.
This test will be given by our very own Physical Training Instructor/Burning Safety Manager/Burning Specialist/Janitor, Mr.Strange Bon Pyro, who by the way, appointed himself with all the jobs mentioned before.
We hope you enjoy working here with us at RED base and help us be rid of those unclean germ lovers we know as The BLU team.
PS: Be warned that training with the Pyro will not only be very painful, but you might experience third deegree burns.
PPS: There is no such thing as a Burning Safety Manager...until now that is.
PPPS: Pudding."
The Pyro then put the notice back inside his back pocket, and he asked the young man as his head twitched: "Any questions?"
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Sudenly Strange Pyro got whacked on the back of his head with a sniper rifle.
No! No more testing by you! You know what happened to the last recruits do ya!
It wasn´t often that Sniper hook left the sniping tower...only in times of real emergency or when someone was doing something reaaaallly stupid.
Welcome to the base new bait for team Blu....I mean new recruit who is not going to be the bait for BLU team so I can snipe them easily...soooo...for what post are ya attending?
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"I don't know, I'm decent at shooting stuff and I love explosions, what would fit with me?"
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"Assitent Janitor!" Shouted the crazed, hygenic pyromaniac.
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Sniper hook smacked Strange Pyro again with the rifle.
Are ya good with explosives kid?
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[...] what would fit with me?"
[OOC: Soldier (offensive class; shotgun, bazooka, shovel and grenades (the latter are never actually operable in the game); focus on killing enemies quickly), Demoman (defensive class; sticky-bomb/grenade launcher and scrumpy bottle; focus on blowing invaders to bits and destroying Engineer's Sentries) or Spy (support class; revolver, switchblade, invisibility watch, electro-sapper (for short-wiring Sentries); focus on stealth, retrieval and assassination.]
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"Well, I can handle them without blowing myself up."
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[BTW Lucky/Nick, what other weapons and skills other than a Flamethrower and burning stuff does the Pyro have?]
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I see....yo maniac!
He yelled at Strange Pyro.
Go and find the grenade launcher, I think we got our new Demoman. You , he looked at the recruit ,Ya will show me what ya got kid! BTW what´s yer name?
(OOC: Strangy here: http://teamfortress.wikia.com/wiki/Pyro)
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"Just call me Tai. So, what am I supposed to do as a demoman?"
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Magnus strolled past Lucky Spy and out of the side door of BLU base, his flamethrower in hand, and then promptly grinned evily.
"SPY CHECK!" Magnus roared gleefully as he basicly set the entire around outfront of BLU base on fire. When nothing ran away and none of his teammates caught fire, he smiled contently. "Okay, No spies here. Now to check the base!"
The dragonic Pyro went back into the base, then flames started shooting out from the various windows and from under the doors. Seems ol' Mags takes Spy Checking seriously...........or he just enjoys setting everything on fire. Probably both.
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"Just call me Tai. So, what am I supposed to do as a demoman?"
What´ya supposed to do? Are you sure you´re readdy for that? Because yer mission will be dangerous...really dangerous, but the most important: YER GOING TO BLOW [parasitic bomb] UP AND DRINK BOOZE!
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"I'm sure I can live with that."
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"Butf youf aref sof tastyf... Finef thenf... Untilf anotherf timef..." With that, DEII released Shroom's afro from his jaws.
"Man, that was fun..."
Shroom: Well for you maybe...*he picks himself up and cleans himself off* So where's the Medical Room? I need to settle down before any serious injuries happen...*see's Pyro Mangus's Spy check*...on my watch that is.
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Kallen quickly discovers the graffiti left by the BLU Spy...
Does he think we're just going to take that?
After some modifications, The Graffiti ended up saying this:
RED BLU TEAM ARE LOSERS PUSSIES
SIGNED
NOT ABLU SPY
That'll show him....
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I see....yo maniac!
He yelled at Strange Pyro.
Go and find the grenade launcher, I think we got our new Demoman. You , he looked at the recruit ,Ya will show me what ya got kid! BTW what´s yer name?
(OOC: Strangy here: http://teamfortress.wikia.com/wiki/Pyro)
Strange Pyrp rupped the back of his, trying to suit the large bump on his cranium thanks to Snipper Hook's constant rifle abuse. The Pyro then said, with a bad impression of the snipper's accent:
"Fine, I'll be looking fer that dusty ol' rock'it launcher ya ol' cow poke, but not before I saddle up them there germs from that dirteh spot I seem to have missed during my hourleeh clean up."
Running towards said spot and igniting it with a large blaze from his trusty dust sweeper. After finishing up, he quickly scooted off to find the rocket launcher for their new team mate, Tai.
[BTW Blackhook, thanks for the link. Now I can truly get into moi's character.]
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Shroom: Well for you maybe...*he picks himself up and cleans himself off* So where's the Medical Room? I need to settle down before any serious injuries happen...*see's Pyro Mangus's Spy check*...on my watch that is.
"right this way, Shroomie" Nova said, leading Shroom to a big white room that appeared to be some kind of medical room "I think there is some medicene around there, and that isnt a table, its the place where we set enemies and probe them, so get settled in, just dont touch the lazor."
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"Well... If you need me... I'll be setting up some more sentries around the base perimeter." With that DEII walked off.
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"Oh, hey, wait for me!" Magnus said, gleefullying swinging his flamethrower around as he chased after DEII. "Imma help ya! WITH FIAR."
Magnus then cackled to himself like a complete psycho as he put his pyro mask on. "Fiar good fer roasting spies. Mwehehehehehe......"
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"Flamethrower sentries? Sounds like a plan... An EVIL plan..."
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"I actually ment hanging around the sentries and trying to set everything on fire, but that works too!" Magnus replied. "Evil plans FOR GREAT JUSTICE!"
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"If it gets to set some RED on fire... All the more better!"
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Lucky decided that, since his recconaisance skills were not yet needed, he'd follow Magnus and DEII. After rummaging around in his suit for a moment, he produced his cardboard mask with DEII's face crudely scribbled on it. He placed it on himself and dashed silently after the Pyro and Engineer.
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"right this way, Shroomie" Nova said, leading Shroom to a big white room that appeared to be some kind of medical room "I think there is some medicene around there, and that isnt a table, its the place where we set enemies and probe them, so get settled in, just odnt touch the lazor."
Shroom: *rummages through the cabinets* lets see...toilet paper...some out dated MAD magazines...and a dead possum...Well at least they have the bare essentials. *see's the "lazor" which looks rather deadly and evil* ...must...resist...
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Shroom: *rummages through the cabinets* lets see...toilet paper...some out dated MAD magazines...and a dead possum...Well at least they have the bare essentials. *see's the "lazor" which looks rather deadly and evil* ...must...resist...
" you know you want ot use it for sometihng, "evil" cmon just one little ray blast wont hurt anyone, execpt the RED team' whispered Nova, trying to act like a concious. Though it was a recording, as Nova had already gone racing towards the others who were creating stuff. "Hey guys Whatcha all up to, not gonna revive Sephiroth are you"?
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"Sephiroth? Why would we need a bishie?"
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"im not sure" As Nova looks at all the bikes and the materia lieing around...."plus I heard there was a spy around here, he might revive Sephiroth.*shudder* so, let me just check you guys, to see if you arent spies, and while im at it, you guys know why we are even fighting this war? I think it was becuase we wanted more ketchup with out french fries or something."
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"For equality, liberty, fraternity or death!" called Lucky's disembodied voice, as he was still sneaking up behind DEII whilst invisible. "And tiny miniskirts for the ladies."
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"Ah, so this isnt a waste of time, thanks for reminding me DEII heywaitaminute, YOUR THE SPY!!" said Nova, pointing his gun at and around DEII "okay, who is there?" Barked Nova, though he was secretly afraid of ghosts.
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"WOO THERE! STOP AIMING THAT THING AROUND AIMLESSLY! Though... Miniskirts... And a... Disembodied voice? Is that you Lucky?"
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"Lucky? Oh good, so then we arent doomed phew." Nova was releaved it was only this Lucky fellow "wait, if your invisible then that would mean you could see where I hide and play tetris, right?"
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Lucky deactivated his camoflauge and took off the Engineer mask.
"Yeah, it's just me. Got ya pretty good though, didn't I? Hey, check this out." He put the mask back on and started waving his arms in front of DEII. "Blah blah blah, I'm an old person! Blah blah blah, I make things! Ooooh, things cost more than they used to! My hip hurts!"
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Heheheh.... time to catch those blue scum off guard.
Kallen took a sip of Atomic Punch and ran to the BLU Base.
HEY! BLU SCUM! LOOKIE HERE!
In an instant, Kallen pulled her shirt up and exposed her chest at the BLU team, all the while shooting at them with her Pistol.
Oh [parasitic bomb]. Gotta Go!
Kallen started to run back and ran out of Invincibility just as she got behind a wall. She pulled her shirt down.
Hope nobody on my team saw me.... '>.>
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Lucky deactivated his camoflauge and took off the Engineer mask.
"Yeah, it's just me. Got ya pretty good though, didn't I? Hey, check this out." He put the mask back on and started waving his arms in front of DEII. "Blah blah blah, I'm an old person! Blah blah blah, I make things! Ooooh, things cost more than they used to! My hip hurts!"
"... I hate you, and if you weren't on the same team, your body would be littered with bullet holes from my sentries now..."
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Be-Beep! bVd
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Be-Beep! bVd
"And a good little sentry you are~"
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"Aw, don't be such a sour old git," said Lucky, taking the mask off. He put a popsicle stick into his mouth and twirled his gun on his finger. "So, I heard we've got newbies on the team."
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"Fine... And yes, that delicious afro... Ehh... I mean the new medic is here."
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"Care to show me?"
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"Well... I guess the general perimeter is done... Say Nova, where is the delicious afro... Ehh I mean the medic is at again?"
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"Well... I guess the general perimeter is done... Say Nova, where is the delicious afro... Ehh I mean the medic is at again?"
Meanwhile in the BLU team's Medical Room...
Shroom: *sneezes* Weird...now where are those extra syringes? *Kneels down to check the lower cabinets*
Heheheh.... time to catch those blue scum off guard.
Kallen took a sip of Atomic Punch and ran to the BLU Base.
HEY! BLU SCUM! LOOKIE HERE!
In an instant, Kallen pulled her shirt up and exposed her chest at the BLU team, all the while shooting at them with her Pistol.
Oh [parasitic bomb]. Gotta Go!
Kallen started to run back and ran out of Invincibility just as she got behind a wall. She pulled her shirt down.
Hope nobody on my team saw me.... '>.>
A stray bullet flew into the room and ricocheted a bit before hitting an upper cabinet...
Shroom: *getting back up and looking at the now open cabinet* Ah, there they are.
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"Well... I guess the general perimeter is done... Say Nova, where is the delicious afro... Ehh I mean the medic is at again?"
Well, this Afro man is in the torture chamber, which is now the medical room, but I can only let you in on one condition dont touch the 'lazor'"
Heheheh.... time to catch those blue scum off guard.
Kallen took a sip of Atomic Punch and ran to the BLU Base.
HEY! BLU SCUM! LOOKIE HERE!
In an instant, Kallen pulled her shirt up and exposed her chest at the BLU team, all the while shooting at them with her Pistol.
Oh [parasitic bomb]. Gotta Go!
Kallen started to run back and ran out of Invincibility just as she got behind a wall. She pulled her shirt down.
Hope nobody on my team saw me.... '>.>
"hey was that.....?" Nova could barley talk after that display "A-anyways, Ill go follow that person before she escapes with my precious books!"
Nova was sprinting where he heard all the gunshots, hoping there was someone who he could snag stuff from.
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Kallen sluggishly walked back to the base...
Thats the last time I ever do that... what was I thinking, exposing myself to them... even though I could probably help us get some recruits with doing that... How embarassing would that be. X(
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Lucky heard the gunshots from outside.
"Sorry, I'm afraid that meeting will have to wait for the moment." He whipped out his Ambassador revolver and kissed the catgirl engraved on the barrel. "Daddy and his baby have some RED Team scum to kill."
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Nova had cuaght up to the intruder, he took aim and shot, trying to get attention of the girl " Excuse me miss, but I have a question for you, if youd be so happy to get your gino loving butt over here."
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Not a chance, Buddy!
Kallen pulled out her Sandman and shot a ball right at the BLU Soldier then proceeded to clobber him woth the Bat a few times before running off.
And for your information, Gino can rot in the deepest [parasitic bomb]-filled pit in Hell.
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Lucky switched on his stealth device and ran outside of the base. He watched as Kallen fled, then smirked and leaned against the outer wall. The moment she came back, she'd find a knife in her heart. It was too long since he'd stabbed someone.
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Nova, getting beaten up some quite, didnt quite like it so much, so he took aim and started firing at Kallen, only one arm left to help. "Aw good, you can fight well, lets not waste so much energy shall we?" Said Nova, aiming his gun carefully and trying to get distance between Kallen and him. " Foolish girl...you might be fast but not invinceble, and what is everyone else doing right now?"
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Kallen felt her body loosen up and she started to run at her normal speed.
Now to really get some distance between us.
Kallen Jumped into the air, and suddenly Jumped again onto a roof in RED Territory. She pulled out her Pistol and Shot Rapidly at the Soldier who was tailing her to slow him down.
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Nova knew the girl was amazingly athletic, so he came prepared, he shot straight up "Your pistol is nothing against my gun, uh I can see through your skirt, you know." Nova joked, trying to trick the girl while aiming best he could against the super fast girl.
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I don't wear a skirt unless its part of a uniform!
Kallen pulled out her Force-a-Nature and shot at the cumbersome Soldier, Hoping to get him out of her Hair.
Why won't you Die!
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Nova sighed " Dont treat me like some monster!" screamed Nova, pelting Kallen with bullets from his superior gun," freedom for all, we shall release the grip that the mods have kept COMMUNISM SUCKS, COMMIE!" Nova yelled repeatadly pelting Kallen with bullets.
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Can't take this anymore... Need to run.
Kallen runs off to get medical attention.
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"Running?! Coward! come here and be defeated with peace." Nova aimed and shot at her leg, he still kept shooting her legs just in case "Do not die yet, you need to be punished first." Nova barked, chasing the wounded Kallen with all his strength, shooting her arms and legs to stop her from running.
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Damnit! I can't take this!
Kallen Shot a Ball At the Soldier and made him dizzy.
Eat this!
While the Soldier was Stunned Kallen was pushing through with all her strength to get as close as possible to the soldier and pulled her Scattergun out.
Not going to get me that easily.
Kallen put the Scattergun up to the Soldiers Chin and pulled the Trigger.
BANG!
The BLU Soldier fell to the Ground.
Kallen Limped back to the main part of the base and got to the Health Cabinet. (5 Health Left)
Phew... didn't think I could kill a soldier. Thats worthy of a drink.
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Nova had lost, ah well he thought, bleeding to death on the floor "what a shocker" he thought, humoring himself " I should get her next time, so then he thought, what would he do? Nothing, he was wounded to badly to kill her as well,no, and so he he took out a grenade, and mad eone last effort to capture her " HEY LUCKY, KALLEN IS BARLEY ALIVE, TAKE HER OR LEAVE HER." he yelled, then put the grenade next to him and blew himself up. Awesome.
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After Kallen had healed, she decided to sit around the red base...
Sure is empty here....
Kallen found a small room with nobody in it, pulled out a soft matress, pulled most of her clothing off, and went to sleep. Making sure to close the door so nobody would see her.
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Nova respawned seconds later, "that was....an expierience" yawned Nova, well at leats he fought, too bad he could have done better, ah well war never ends. "Wait....this is where I hide all my-" quikly Nova dug inside a well hidden hole and found his "stuff". "Now to wait until everyone else fights someone...." Nova puleld up his soliar phone and dialed the number of the nearest Dominoes pizza "Yes I would like to order pizza, one rip-off that costs around 1009$ and I want it delivered to naked hot girl sleeping in RED base in some random hell hole. Yeha and make sure its loaded with gross toppings kthnx bye" Nova grinned, it wasnt much, but at least he could steal the pizza guy's motor cycle.
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As the n00b ran towards the red fortress he thought
"hmmm, I could go for a cookie right now"
he finally aproached the place, and applied for the position of spy
"Hey, I heard you guys were missing a spy? Yeah, anyone already got the job? Cuz I want it! 8)
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Nova ran towards where the Pizza guy had parked his car, fileld with pizza all for his taking suddenly he noticed a recruit at the RED base "You wont get any attention just knocking, bro" Said Nova, grinning "Just go inside, oh yeah here take this note to Kallen, its a uh, message to her" Nova pressed a note onto Omega's hand, now give it to Kallen straight away, less you be burned alive, young child, oh yeah if you dont do as I said, I will know, and I have a gun, you dont." threatened Novs as he drove away with his pizza back to the BLU base.
"heheh, once she gets that bill and unwittingly does something to it, im gonna have a nice drink."
Nova drove up to the BLU base, took out all the pizza, then blew up the car " Hey guys, I died but I brought back pizza! Helllo? Anybody here?" Yelled Nova through the halls " seems everyones gone and done....something that doesent involve me, guess Ill just heat these using the 'lazor', I hope no one has used it yet...." thought Nova, carrying all the boxes of piza towards the medical room.
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Hey, at least I have a weapon at all! The recruit said as he tightened his grip on his purple saber.
*Sigh* Might as well give this thing to Kallen.
and he found her, on a bare matteress, naked
HOLY SHIZZNITZ!
he screamed, waking up Kallen, and, of course, getting beaten half dead
Geez, Just wanted to give you this message from that Nova guy!
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(Actually Kallen sleeps how she does in the show, Face down wearing nothing but her panties. :P Mainly because thats a great mental image.)
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Yeah, until she turned on her side. towards me, resulting in me getting pulp'd B(
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Perverted fools.
Kallen, now well rested got her clothing on.
May I please request that I get a lock on my door? I don't need perverted creeps walking in on me and trying to score easily.
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B(
Can you get a lock on your door so I can innocently deliver a message from the enemy without getting utterly pwned? Anyways, I joined you guys, so, now what, there some initiation tests or something? Cuz' I really don't know.
Kallen gives him a look [eyebrow]
What?
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You know... if you can sneak into their base and knock out the sentries. You'll pass... That or you could steal one of the women they have parading out in front of their recruitment center and make sweet love to her... I know you probably got aroused by seeing my fabulous body. bVd
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Hmmm, making love, naw, not like i'm gay or nothing, but the sentry part sounds badass. bVd
So Omega snuck into the blue base like a badass while singing Like a badass, hey! Killin for the very first time, like a bada-a-a-a-a-ass...
Then he saw some, mushroom-afro thing, I think I'll get a bit of extra credit later [eyebrow]
So he started taking out the sentries pulling crap like doing a spinning jump and slicing heads in 2, and shaved a couple afros in the process.
So Kallen, do I pass bVd?
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No, you fail. You need to be a SPY, not try to be Zero. :|
(If you need help on Knowing how the Spy Acts, search "How to play Spy" On youtube.)
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"... What the hell was all that hub-bub..." DEII thought to himself. He was too engrossed in thinking about delicious afros that he didn't notice Nova and Lucky disappeared.
"I wonder where they went... Might as well check up on the perimeter defe-" But before he could finish his statement, he noticed 2 sentries. Well, what used to be sentries.
"WHAT THE HELL!?"
(And yeah, please stick to the classes...)
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Sapph launched out from behind a corner somewhere behind DEII, swinging his bat wildly. "SPY!!" He shouted, stopping in mid-swing when he saw the sentries. "Whoa! Holycrapaspyreallyisinthebase!"
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Hmmm, making love, naw, not like i'm gay or nothing, but the sentry part sounds badass. bVd
So Omega snuck into the blue base like a badass while singing Like a badass, hey! Killin for the very first time, like a bada-a-a-a-a-ass...
Then he saw some, mushroom-afro thing, I think I'll get a bit of extra credit later [eyebrow]
So he started taking out the sentries pulling crap like doing a spinning jump and slicing heads in 2, and shaved a couple afros in the process.
So Kallen, do I pass bVd?
No, you fail. You need to be a SPY, not try to be Zero. :|
(If you need help on Knowing how the Spy Acts, search "How to play Spy" On youtube.)
Scout Kallen and Omega Spy got both whacked on their heads by a sniper rifle.
Yer children, what yer thinkin´ yer doin´? Acting like that is stupid!
He looked at Kallen.
What were yer thinkin´ ? That the Blu´s will join us after they´ll see you nekid? Stupid brat.
He then pointed his rifle at Omega.
That was quite impresive for yer first try, but next time do what yer´ supposed to....
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Elsewhere, Strange Pyro made it into the old weaponry room deep inside the RED base hwere he could pick up Tai's starting Demoman arsenal, and a complimentary eye patch. However...
"This room...it's so, so...dusssty." He mummered as he gazed upon the unclean floor, boxes of explosives, barrels of gun powder and napalms he uses for those though to clean spots.
In his mind, he knew that his only purpose in here is to grab the Demo weapons and give them to Tai, but in his heart, he knew what was the right thing to do.
So slowly, he raised his mighty flamethrower, ignited the small flame and then...he noticed a lone pickle jar on top of one of the boxes of explosives.
"Ooooh, pickles" extinguishing the flame and dropping down his weapon, Pyro rushed towards the pickle jar. He had a hard time opening it, but once he had, he started cramming pickle after pickle through the orifices of his gas mask.
"Mmmm, so sweet yet sour. The taste of fire related cleanliness." He spouted as he continued to jam more pickles through his gas mask.
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Um, Kallen, any other positions avalible at the moment, because I don't like getting rifles pointed at me for forgetting that I was trying to be a spy. o-O
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Um, Kallen, any other positions avalible at the moment, because I don't like getting rifles pointed at me for forgetting that I was trying to be a spy. o-O
Yer´ll be the soldier newb...because yer like destroyin´ stuff so much
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That'll work, well, so, where do I sleep?
*silence*
Floor? B(
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Don´t cha worry, yer be sleeping together with Strange Pyro in one room....may god have mercy with yer soul bVd
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Hey! Don't call me a brat! I was just trying to divert their attention while I shot at them. At least I got a Kill.
Kallen grabbed some sheets out of a random box and went up to her room to fix her bed.
This way I don't get peeped at when I'm trying to get some Z's! So glad I have my own room where nobody can bug me, is sorta lonely though...
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[@Omega: Dude. Play fair or GTFO.
Post what class you'd like to be. Wait 'til you're approved. Don't just claim you rush into our base and do whatever the [tornado fang] you like in one post. Nobody's going to like you if you play like a noob.
Also, for the love of Odin, learn how the classes work...]
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(It helps if you know about TF2, or have played it.)
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(or visit the wiki)
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[In all honesty, I have not actually played the game firsthand, but I'd like to buy it if I can. However, I have extensively researched the wiki, watched gameplay videos and discussed the mechanics and mythos of the game with some friends who have played the game.
I suggest newcomers do the same.]
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Nova ran towards where the Pizza guy had parked his car, fileld with pizza all for his taking suddenly he noticed a recruit at the RED base "You wont get any attention just knocking, bro" Said Nova, grinning "Just go inside, oh yeah here take this note to Kallen, its a uh, message to her" Nova pressed a note onto Omega's hand, now give it to Kallen straight away, less you be burned alive, young child, oh yeah if you dont do as I said, I will know, and I have a gun, you dont." threatened Novs as he drove away with his pizza back to the BLU base.
"heheh, once she gets that bill and unwittingly does something to it, im gonna have a nice drink."
Nova drove up to the BLU base, took out all the pizza, then blew up the car " Hey guys, I died but I brought back pizza! Helllo? Anybody here?" Yelled Nova through the halls " seems everyones gone and done....something that doesent involve me, guess Ill just heat these using the 'lazor', I hope no one has used it yet...." thought Nova, carrying all the boxes of piza towards the medical room.
Shroom: Hm...why do I smell pizza? Over priced pizza at that. *pokes his head out of the medical room and see's Nova* Ah, you brought lunch I presume?
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Okay, am I in or not, because you guys are confusing me.
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[Not unless you prove you know what you're doing or have the first idea what TF2 is like.]
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Read your pms
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"BLARR!!!!!" Magnus exclaimed, having somehow fallen asleep and gone moderately unnoticed. He then noticed he was back in BLU Base. "Wait, what the hell? Ah, the heck with this."
Magnus strolled over to the break room and sat down at a table, then started chugging a Dr. Pepper. "Imma just gonna stay here fer like.....evur........maybe.................Nah. PLAN B!"
The dragonic pyro(somehow) appeared behind Lucky and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Ey, dood, imma gonna be busy fer a while. Call in our backup pyro, i got lots a stuff to take care of. K thx bai." Magnus said before running off, still spraying flames every which way and singing his song about fire at various times of day.
(So yea. Leaving RP thread cos i lost track. So BLU needs a new Pyro. >3> )
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Hey everyone, i'm back from the TF2 reeducation pro....
gram,
THE HELL IS EVERYONE!?!?
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After what seemed like ages, DEII managed to fix up the trashed sentries, and added a few more just in case.
"I hope that doesn't happen again... Might as well build a Dispenser nearby..."
After which, DEII decided to head back to the medical room to "heal" his broken heart.
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Shroom: Hm...why do I smell pizza? Over priced pizza at that. *pokes his head out of the medical room and see's Nova* Ah, you brought lunch I presume?
"Bwahaha I passed the bill onto fanservice girl, stole a dominoes car...thing and here I am with piles of undelivered pizza maybe this could put off the doc gnawing on your...tasty fr- okay I gotta go drown myself in some NSFW type of art" spluttered Nova before he caught wiff of the DEII virus, leaving the pizza behind.
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The hell is everyone! >8| Yelled the new recruit as he walked through the seemingly empty base carrying a shovel on his shoulder.
They went and did something interesting without me didn't they? -u-'
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"Bwahaha I passed the bill onto fanservice girl, stole a dominoes car...thing and here I am with piles of undelivered pizza maybe this could put off the doc gnawing on your...tasty fr- okay I gotta go drown myself in some NSFW type of art" spluttered Nova before he caught wiff of the DEII virus, leaving the pizza behind.
Shroom: Um...*holding quite a few pizzas*...ok.
After what seemed like ages, DEII managed to fix up the trashed sentries, and added a few more just in case.
"I hope that doesn't happen again... Might as well build a Dispenser nearby..."
After which, DEII decided to head back to the medical room to "heal" his broken heart.
Shroom:Brrr...I just got a familiar yet unwelcome feeling...must be my imagination.
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Kallen Rips up the "Note" That Soldier Nova "Gave" to her.
Those assholes think I'm going to pay for their pizza? Where is that Soldier? I want him to fire a rocket at their base to show them my anger.
The Attractive Scout Yelled out HEY! SOLDIER! GO BLOW THE [tornado fang] OUT OF THE BLU TEAM!
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Nova got a familiar feeling, "Yup, a female is pissed at me, but I didnt-oh right." Said Nova, staring at the very crappy looking RED base " I should really think this through, else I might die, again." Said Nova, flipping through the pages of his anti drug, he-manga. "Well, since someone is pissed at me, might as well train in the youtube mountains that surrond this place" Joked Nova, going on youtube to see what his skills are and stuff.
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*Blows the [tornado fang] out of approximatly 10% of blu team so as to not godmode.*
"Was that okay?"
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JUST KEEP SHOOTING ROCKETS!
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Returning from his brief yet interesting course of how to own, Nova returned to base, where he went to find his other weapons "THATS why there was a shovel here, and goody, I get to use a rocket luancher to destroy stuff, this class was made for me" Nova said, picking up his weapons "Unless its a farm, haha."
Suddenly, Nova hears rockets, he finds a megaphone and yells "KEEP THAT RACKET OFF OR ILL ADD YOUR HEA DO MY COLLECTION!" Nova bellowed, half reaching for his rocket launcher. Almost never getting some peace and quiet, those fools, at least he got to study the female human a little.
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*Keeps shooting rockets and blows up 20% of blu*
How 'bout now?
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Nova quickly rocket jumps to the roof of the BLU base, and fires a rocket towards Omega, almost blowing it up in his face, Nova keeps firing his rockets until Omega gives in, either way he still has a shotgun to blow his head in.
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*Fires his laze... uh, rockets at nova while shooting shotgun at the same time, not knowing how the hell he's doing it without 4 arms.*
Now Kallen? B(
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Nova stares at Omega as he fumbles with his weapons, then gets bored, and rocket jumps once more, shooting his shotgun, then swings his shovel and smashes Omega's head in, and just for a little flavor, he shoots him in the chest with his shotgun "THERE DEAD." screams Nova, running back to his base, muttering meanlingless curses. Nova returns to base, goes inside the medical room and tells Shroomie "Could you fix me up, medical man? I got shotgunned quite a bit."
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"No idea how the hell I survived that."
Omega says as he crawls pathetically through the RED base, earning looks from the others
Nova owned me. He says nonchalantly as he limps to his and Strange Pyro's currently in flames room.
I hate my life.
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Yeah... good work... for a reward for shooting up the [dark hold] who threw the bill on me. I'll get one of my friends to spend some time with you.
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B(
You do that.
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What? Why are you so pissy? If you need medical attention go to the cabinet that has the big red Cross on it. Anyway, what girl do you want?
Kallen Pulls out 3 images, one of a blond haired girl, one of a orange-haired girl, and one of a Green-haired girl.
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Amongst the racket outside, DEII slowly walked towards the medical room, and could somehow smell cheese.
"Hmm... I wonder who ordered pizza..." Upon entering the room, he could see the Medic, holding onto some pizza boxes.
"Need some help there?"
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:o
Green.
...
and since when did we have medical support of any kind? :(
*Goes to medical cabinet*
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Green it is, Hold on one moment.
Kallen pulls out a cell phone.
Hey! I have something for you to do, I'll explain later...
Kallen hangs up.
She should be here in an hour or so...
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Okay... :\
*silence*
Sooo,
any good movies lately? :3
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Sniper hook was standing behind Kallen.
Yo scout, Why doncha call all of yer friends...why might get new recruits with them around [eyebrow].
BTW has anyone seen Pyro? That guy still hasn´t returned from the weapon room
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Wait, weapons room?
CRAP!
*sees weapons room in flames*
B(
So much for getting my shotgun replaced...
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Oh, don´t get so worked up....That was just a empty storage room...It must have been dirty
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-u-'Yeah, put my spare shotgun in there, I was just going to get it since Nova destroyed mine.
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Kallen turns to face Sniper Hook
Sure... Uhh... which one do you want?
She holds up images of a blond and an orange haired girl.
Feel free to choose between those two.
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Sniper Hook looks at Kallen´s photos.
You serious about that question? Of course both! We really need some dancers....the Scarecrow was ok...till Pyro thought that it needs to be cleaned
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Err... but what about Strange Pyro?
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Girl, no more questions and simply call them!
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Alright, Alright...
Kallen pulls out her Cell and calls the other 2
Yeah, come to where I am now... I'll tell you what this is all about later...
They should be here soon...
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Excelent...now I need to find Pyro and get a gun for the new Demoman....
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:(
My shotgun. ;O;
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Okay, now that i'm over that, what are there names, cuz' i'm sensing more Code Geass characters here.
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Whats a character? Of course they're people I know...
(So, yes... Code Geass characters. Trying to be subtle.)
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uhhh, okay.
Holy crap I just realized something pointless
I have a red phone!
*silence*
Okay, want me to call a friend of mine?
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Suddenly, Strange Pyro appeared behind the the members of Red Team, his mask covered in the juices and crumbs of many pickles.
"*munch* *munch* Hi Snipes. *munch* you wanted some Demoman weapons for the newbie, right?" He held up a rope that was tied to a large crate of fire arms and explosives specifficaly made for the Demoman class. In his other hand were some more pickles which he continued to cram through his mask.
"*num num num* By-the-by, who's the dirty looking soldier? He is asking for a cleaning by showing me his messy little boots!" Pyro stared at the soldiers booths, tempted to burn them to cinders so they won't track dirt and mud upon his cleanly base.
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Err... we have a washbin for this kind of thing... Fire isn't going to clean everything... '>.>
Suddenly, 3 Girls arrive.
Perfect timing... Welcome...
Kallen, you wanted to see us?
You did say it was something important...
Wheres the Pizza...
Right, Soldier get your girl and take her to your room will you?
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*quickly cleans boots*
Uhhh, hi.
*silence*
Hey Pyro, you seen my spare shotgun, because the place where I put it IS CURRENTLY IN FLAMES!
*Turns to girl*
Wait a minute please.
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Nova, vieing from the window of the mdeical room spots an odd shape in the sky " Is that....the Gawain? And the shinkiro? MUST HAVE!" nova tries to run, but remembers he left Omega alive, and Kalllen is probably pissed at him right now. "i Should have killed htem both when I had the chance" Said Nova picking up a magazine from the medical roomn "Hmm says here that they ar emaking a new sonic game, but htis time sonic will go so fast it is impossible ot play the game, he will also spout horible dialouge every 5 seconds of game play, they will also grade even poorer, what else is new."
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*Sees Nova and gives him the big finger*
*Finds his spare shotgun next to Nova*
If i'm not back in 20 minutes, kill Nova and avenge my death by his hands, or not, you don't care anyways, any you, nameless green haired girl, your coming to help me fight him.
What, why?
Because they have pizza and he won't give you any.
*demonic voice* PIZZA!!!11!!1!!111!!1
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Before the Green Haired girl could run off with Omega, Kallen grabbed her.
Oh, C.C. you're not going anywhere...
But... Pizza?
Kallen injects some strange fluid into the girl.
Hey! What did you....
She'll be waiting for you... Trust me... when you get back she'll love you more than pizza...
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Nova spyed Omega running towards him "BWAHAHAHAHAAAAH" Shouts Nova grabbing his rocket luancher, shooting as precisly as he could towards omega, keeping a good distance awya from him, shooting from BLU base roof. Hmm, I think someone is hiding some REFRAAAAAAAAIN!!" Nova then smacks Omega with his shovel and starts sprinting towards the green haired girl "Heykallenthanksforgivnghersomerefrainilljusttakehertomybaseandstuff, bye!" Said Nova, dragging C.C. on his shoulders, rocket jumping, trying to escape, half using C.C as a meat shield escaping confused Kallen and Omega in one fell swoop. "Too bade htis plan has some problems, oh cool I swiped some refrain!"
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*rocket jumps when Nova isn't looking and knocks him out with shovel*
HAH! LIKE THAT YOU BASTERD!
C.C. your prize is inside the base.
*demonic voice again*
PIZZA!!!11!!1!!111!!1
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Nova gets back up, finally pissed off enough to give him a shotgun to the face, which he does, twice, then smacks him with a shovel. "DIE DIE DIE"
Nova then gives C.C. more of the refrain and sets her back ot the BLU base, where they are all protected by the sentries "Now, what to do with her? Of course!" Nova ponders that while he sees Omega's limp and dead body on the field, " This time he deservered to die, the little-oh crap I didnt get the Gawain! Ah well." says Nova, drinking Dr.pepper while staring at C.C. as she dreams of nonsenseical things.
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Dude, you do realize that i'm the fricken God of Destruction, that, and I have a helmet, you can't kill me that easi...
wait, is that Dr. Pepper, toss me one!
:)
Oh, and you can have the girl, I don't give a [parasitic bomb]'s baby about Kallen's opinion of her.
He said as he takes another sip of the God of Soda-uction.
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"Okay then, here, have a Dr.pepper, truce for now, unless that slavedriver Kallen comes to rain on my parade." Says Nova, totally at ease with his enviromeant. A fellow soldier class and a cute girl, ah well. " You do realise that even if your the god of destruction You could still die easily, right?"
"uh, you your so so...."
"Uh could you excuse us for one second, Omega?" Leading him back to the window where he lept from, "Yknow, private stuff, you can keep the 6-can dr.pepper" Said Nova, shoving Omega back to Kallena and her angry-ness.
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Listen, Kallen, I know your mad about C.C.
But I got some Dr. Pepper!
*rocket jumps before he could get baseball bat'd*
Cool, I can hear [twin slasher] sounds from here
HEY NOVA!
*exchanges thumbs up with Nova* 8B
Crap, I just realized that gravity still works. -AC
Well, i'm screwed.
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uh, your so....attractive I feel like im in love...
"uh sure, okay, but could you do one thing for me? Bring this little injection to Kallen, act like you escaped, so Omega doesent get killed"
Yes, I am so feeble to your very commands, but...return my favor, okay?
"O-okay." Stuttered Nova, waving at C.C. " I hate controlling her like this, though at least im returning the favor to Omega."
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OWWW OWWW OWWW CRAP STOP Omega yells as Kallen throws sand in his eyes.
*sees C.C.*
HEY KALLEN LOOK OVER THERE. He says and then runs away back to red base
You know, he says to blackhook, I think i'll take my chances with Pyro.
*sees Nova* owob
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Oh C.C.? Don't worry about her... when she gets back i'll just use some of this...
Kallen holds up a small needle.
When this is injected into her take her into your room and [tornado fang] her.
Kallen started walking back to her room and paused.
But.... don't let her fall into BLU team's hands again...
She continued, but paused again.
Oh, and the only reason i'm so tightly wound is because i'm still getting used to this place. I'll lighten up soon. :)
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Sooner please. He says as he recoils in fear of Kallens needle.
Hey, even Gods of Destruction have fears, for Omega, Kallen. :P
Soooo, your not mad about my truce with Nova, and if you are, i'll give you the 6-pak of Dr. Pepper if you don't kill me. :)
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Kallen, have some of this says C.C. as she injects Kallen with refrain, Kallen faints and C.C. gives Omega a note and a marker
the note read
"Yo, Omega, I bet Kallen has passed out, so take this marker and draw on her face or do....naughty things to her that cant be said here, your choice, owob Nova
Nova im back, now return the favor.
"Uh okay then sure fine, why not?" Says Nova, oblivious to whats about to happen.
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not sure whether I should do this to Kallen, which is very tempting, or stay on her good side, whoops, conflict,
he says as he calmly walks back to his room and sends a paper airplane note to Nova saying"
Hey, I was supposed to do her sometime soon, so, can I borrow her for about 20 mins?
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Kallen lays on the ground... apparently fine.
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Hey, I was supposed to do her sometime soon, so, can I borrow her for about 20 mins?
Nova sees a paper airplane fly into the room to which he sends a note to respond with "Carnt tak now, doin stuf, sory she liks me alot, quickly writing, Nova
P.S owob
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Writes back saying: Okay, I guess I can manage with currently out cold Kallen for a while, she'll never know. [eyebrow]
P.S. owob right back atcha.
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Nova writes back "Kay, yur buisnes is yur buis, dood, but if I get tortrd for this, I nevr new. Peace out, im gettin lucky Nova. One more thing 'comfort her' bwahahahahahaah"
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*does Kallen*
Whew, needed that...
crap, better put her in her bed so she doesn't suspect anything while thinking up a convinent lie.
*does so*
Achievement Unlocked: Convenient Lie Master!
I would ask where that came from, but I don't feel like it.
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Kallen wakes up.
I.... I.... ;^;
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*walks in*
*sees Kallen CRYING*
*walks away in fear of apocalypse*
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Kallen, in her distress, called the one person she knew she could trust.
Hello? RMZX.EXE Speaking, what do ya need?
*Sobbing noises*
Hm? Kallen? is that you?
Mhm...
Honey, whats wrong?
I was... I was...
You were?
I was hit with refrain... and I think I was raped...
Dear god... if I could help you... I would... try to hold up, I'll be waiting for you when this is all over.
Thank you... I love you...
I love you to, I'll see you some other time...
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Heard everything, you might think that i'll be all like "its okay" and "cheer up, tommorow will be better" and stuff, but I just realized that I left my Dr. Pepper in here.
*him and Kallen see the achievement message*
Crap, well that's still there, running time!
*runs, er, more like continually dashes, somewhere away from there.*
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*Sigh* I guess I should try to live with it.... or I should kill myself...
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Wait, your not going to kill me for raping you??? :o
>0<
Hah, you crack my up.
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Course not.
Kallen shoots herself with her pistol and dies. Then walks into the room.
I realized when I die my body resets to how it was when this war started. So I haven't been raped by you...
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*impales self with shovel*
Whew, not guilty anymore owob
So, not mad about my truce with Nova? Speaking of which, he should be done f-ing here by now, it's my turn...
Yeah, I have my pervert moments, wait a couple hours and it'll blow over.
And you know, when you aren't in total psycho mode, you are acually pretty cool! 8D
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I'm just a little tough on people I don't know well, I fight hard so I can live peacefully.
You wanna know how I found that Loophole in death? I wondered something was up if all our Ammo comes back to us, so I did a little investigation by getting a tattoo, then I killed myself. I come back to life, Tattoo is gone. >U<
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[Guys...would you mind slowing down just a little? It's hard for the rest of us to keep up. Thanks.]
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(I said we need dancers...not prostitutes)
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(hey, it could work.)
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Amongst the racket outside, DEII slowly walked towards the medical room, and could somehow smell cheese.
"Hmm... I wonder who ordered pizza..." Upon entering the room, he could see the Medic, holding onto some pizza boxes.
"Need some help there?"
Shroom: Ah, yeah. My hands are full here, and I still have a lot of reorganizing to do before I can really assist the team in battle.
Kallen wakes up.
I.... I.... ;^;
Shroom: *Straining his ears for a minute* Aaaaah...do you hear that? 8D
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(I said we need dancers...not prostitutes)
(You still have Shirley and Milly to do bidding with, I was originally planning to offer C.C. up to Omega as a reward for blowing the [tornado fang] out of BLU Base after they left me with their pizza bill.
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"ARGH! I lost again?!" Says Nova getting his butt beat at another round of street fighter IV by C.C. ' I dont care how this PS# and game and couch came here, but im going for another round, its sakura time!" Says Nova for the 56th round. " I hope Omega isnt getting some mixed messages about what I was doing with C.C.
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[Wait, when the [tornado fang] did we have other characters? And what's all this [twin slasher] drama about?
Oh, sod it. I'm getting sick of this damn RP anyway...]
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[ Its not my fualt Kallen brought a bunch of girls over and that only three people ever post in this thing anyways. I know your not really blaming it on anyone, but how about we kick all the side characters, the so called "drama" and get down to real mushy center of hitting and or shooting people.]
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(I agree, Lets just reset from after I got Omega to Attack BLU base. Thats where the action seemed to stop.)
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Nova presses the reset button on the mediforical button of RP.
So now that Ive beatten the crap outta Omega, its time to find my fellow BLU'rs to go and BETA THE CRAP OUTTAS THOSE FRIGGING LOSAS!
"Hey guys, drop the pizza and get cracking on killing these guys, like any day here, they are the weaks, we are strong."
Nova raises his rocket luancher and screams "GUUUUUURREEEEEEN LAAGAAAAAAAAANN!!!" For effect. So yeah, as soon as your all done getting settled in, we shall attack, any day, maybe Kallen will flash her che- no no bad Nova, dont be perverted!"
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{HERE COMES CHALLENGER!}
"IT'S COWARD KILLING TIME"
the eternally caps-locked BLU Heavy Weapons Guy ran into the fray with his minigun, lovingly named Sasha after the euro-techno artist of the same name, and started to spray the entire area with bullets.
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"Uh hi, signing up? We need more lively non-fro eating people like you, but first you must pass, the test" Said Nova showing Falco BlackHook's profile "Kill him he hasnt been beaten or shot yet, take him out and you win the pizza, and something else, Lucky is pretty useless, Shroomie is still setting up the med room and DEII is well, DEII. So go out there and kick some serious buttocks!"
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Sapph, the coffee-addicted BLU scout, ran up to Nova and the new BLU heavy. "Y-Yo, I d-don't think w-we've been introd-duced c-correctly." He said, his stuttering caused by trying to talk slowly.
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"Huh I havent seen you around, I didnt know you fought, saph, nice to see ya, could you like, help?" Said Nova extending his hand
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Crap, HEY KALLEN, BLU'S GOT ANOTHER RECRUIT, SHOULD I BLOW HIM UP?
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Yeah, I'll come with you. I've been itching to conk somebody in the noggin with my bat.
Hey, Sniper! Think you can help take care of that heavy they just got?
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Sapph shook Nova's hand. "Well, I've been here for a while." He said. "And I would LOVE to help. Haven't gotten a chance to crack some skulls yet."
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HEY N00B! LOOK OVER HERE!
*Blasts Blu newbie with rocket*
LET THAT BE A WARNING!
He screams at the top of his lungs.
Kallen, you may now kill him.
HEY, WARNINGS OVER, YOU MAY WANNA RUN. YOU SEE THE CLOUD OF DUST NEXT TO ME? MY FRIEND WAS JUST THERE!
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" Thats great, becuase I want to get revenge on Kallen Kouzuki, but I kinda like that RMZX guy shes with, so lets not push it, I want to study his geass power." Said Nova getitng out his rocket luancher and pointing toward the enemy base, hoping to get at least a little revenge. Anytime you guys are ready, Kallen won that time becuase I didnt have much knowledge, but now its go time."
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HEY NOVA, I'VE GOTTA LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU!
He says as he points his launcher at his.
Cue Badass Music.
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"AlrightI'monmyway!" Sapph said, pulling out his bat and rushing off on the offensive, expecting to at least get shot, and planning to break a face or two.
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Nova rocket jumped towards Omega and shotgunned Omega, skipping him and running backwards, shooting his rockets at Omega, " Saphire! dont get close to Omega! go straight for Kallen! Falcon, if your still alive, kill the god of destruction! Sorry for barkign orders but, uh.." Nova said through all the destruction and shooting, Nova was dodging and shooting at the same time.
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*stands next to Nova*
Hey, dude, you wanna hold off on our epic battle to watch Kallen and Sapph baseball bat fight? :)
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"YEARRRGH!! Huh? Well if shes on and saph is up for it, but once we are done, we go back to fighting oh and guess what...."
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Baseball Bat fight? Thats no fun. I think I'm just going to Shoot him. Its colder and less painful in the end.
Kallen pulled her pistol out and started to shoot rapidly at Sapph, Making sure to keep her aim on him.
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Well that sucked.
*Holds up Shotgun and shoots Nova in the side of the head and Rocket Jumps out of the way.*
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Nova chases Omega back where he landed then smacks Omega with his shovel, then rocket jumps on Omega shooting him with a rocket, and shotguns Kallen in the head. Repeatadly. "So Kallen, how is RMZX doing? Still have Geass?"
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*Jumps and Conkz Nova in the neck and busts a cap in his face*
Basterd.
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OW! [parasitic bomb] that hurt!
Kallen turned her attention to Nova and pulled out her scattergun to try and hit him. Dodging out of the way to avoid getting shot at more.
Oh, I'm not letting you get away without a fight!
Kallen pulled out her Atomic Punch and let loose on Nova, keeping track of where he is and to stay out of the path of his shotgun.
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*Gets back to back with Kallen*
Hey Kallen, you take care of whoever the hell is out there, i've got a grudge against that assface Nova to take care of.
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Nova took aim on both of Omega and Kallen, shooting them with his shotgun shooting both of them, then shoots a rocket launcher and sees Kallen barely dodge and Omega get hit "So Kallen, how IS RMZX?"
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Right!
Kallen ran towards the red base and jumped on the roof to avoid being ambushed by the RED Spy that might be in the halls.
Hmm... where are they...
Kallen spots an afro walking into a room. She looks down to see a proud, yet old, Engineer hard at work keeping his sentrys maintained.
I think I know who my next target is... bVd
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Sapph launched at Kallen by double jumping, gaining height and momentum. "Don'ttakeyoureyesoffme!" He shouted, coming down on her with his bat, aiming to smash her head.
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OH NOW YOUR [tornado fang]'d!
Omega rocket jumps until he is directly above Nova and points his pointy shovel down towards him and impales him through the head and shoots him repeatedly in the face.
Yeah! Feel the pain you put me through everytime you try to kill me!
He says as he keeps on shooting until he finally re-aims and shoots the chest.
AND STAY DEAD [sonic slicer]!
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" Not yet!' Yells Nova, smacking Omega with his shovel, and sees Omega taking a snooze, Nova then takes his half dead body towards the roof and swung his shovel, and rocket jumps on Kallen, while falling down he shotguns Kallen and sees her be blown away by the rocket luancher blast, 3/4 dead and the shotgun blast did its thing perfectly "gotta go!" Says Nova running towards the BLU base.
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Huh?
Kallen rolled out of the way to dodge the attack, while the BLU Scout was busy getting out of the recoil from his shot she knocked him senseless with a Baseball.
You think its going to be that easy to take me down?
Kallen ran up to the incapacitated Scout and pulled out her Scattergun, Holding it straight to his Chest.
Any Last Words? I thought Not.
Kallen pulled the trigger.
BANG!!
The BLU Scout fell to the ground. Kallen Proceeded to Whack his Corpse with her baseball bat.
SCORE: RED:2 BLU:0
This is too easy!
(Oy, I'm trying to type at my own pace. It doesn't help when two people are faster typers than me. :|)
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You just keep that up Kallen, now I feel like killing.
Ware wa Messiah nari!
Been a while since I last said that. bVd
He says as he runs toward Nova.
WHY WON'T YOU STAY DOWN!
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" My god" Says Nova, taking aim at Omega runnign towards him in a straight line, Shot him and sees his body fly through the air when the hit landed
Kallen just wouldnt stay down so, Nova shotgunned her in the back seeing her fall limp one last time.
BLU:2 RED:2
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(Wait what? How do you have 2 Points?)
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[ I uh, smacked you like two times, with a rocket lunacher, really? Can a scout really survive that? one sec lemme check that dip, apperantly no, scout has 125 hp, rocket luancher does 270, so yeah.
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(Wait a minute, then this happened After I killed Sapph, right?)
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*respawns next to Kallen*
Huh, so it works, thanks Kallen! :)
NOVA!
*Busts a cap in his wide ass and keeps shooting until there is barely any skin left*
Score: Blu: 2 Red: 4
*grabs a magic pen*
Score: Blu: 2 Red: OVER 9000!
8BNeeded to do that.
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Sapph respawned at the location where one would respawn. "[parasitic bomb]." He grumbled, running through the base to get back to the action.
((Argh... It's frustrating when 4 posts are done while I'm writing just one.))
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[ yeah happened after you killed saph, so yes, I guess you are dead, and so am I and Omega and everyone.]
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(Dude, you respawn.)
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[I just said I did]
Nova respawned next to saph, then took up his phone and left a message on Kallen's phone " Hey Kallen, now that we are all dead, we are even right? Well I think so, so im just gonna stop messing with you, peace out."
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Kallen Respawns
Ergh... you go and fight a little bit... I need to rest.
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Check your messages, I just got one saying were even, so, wanna go do something else other than this?
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Nova had decided that since he and his enemies were the cool he decided to go over and share his pizza, kinda, leaving a ton (exactly a ton) of pizza's on the front door and a note that read "We shall rest for now, oh and since we are even Kallen, here is the picture I took of you with your shirt off, so yeah, have fun with the truce oh yeah and find a new lock for your door" Nova told saph and the others he went to go sleep on his sweet sweet bed for a few short seconds to rest until the next battle.
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* Find Pizza on doorstep*
Hey, theres a picture here.
:o
Kallen, can you get this, I need to commit suicide and respawn so I never saw that.
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Kallen Takes the topless image of herself and posts it on her wall. She then puts a new lock on her door that only opens to a specific phrase.
Don't ask why i put an image of myself on the wall... going to send it to RMZX... <3
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Sapph sighed, the skirmish being over. "Well, there's always next time...." He said, going to get more coffee to speed himself back up.
((I has drawn a pic of Sapph as a scout, but I can't post it just yet, as it reveals what his real face looks like.))
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Ahh, Kallen has a crush I see.
Omega teases as he hears Kallen through her door.
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Actually, me and RMZX.... we're married. It was the happiest day of my life...
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"Ah how beautiful, but whats he doing while your stuck here...?" A voice from the phone said, apperantly it was Nova spying on the truced allies " So, why you guys not into skimpy outfits for the ladies? and think about a new backround! class-y!"
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He's with a clone of me right now... shes kinda wierd though. She follows his commands... but most of them are "You're not Kallen, get away from me!"
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*confuzzled* :(
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He's with a clone of me right now... shes kinda wierd though. She follows his commands... but most of them are "You're not Kallen, get away from me!"
"Thats hilarious, being the total oppisite of you. Anyways, I gotta go get the rest of the pictures the other BLU members photocopied, no worries, I will send him all to RMZX if you tell me what his geass is and how he got it, for my....studies of the human nature, and uh do female....things grow to that size normally? And are most Females as strong as you?
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I work out a lot... and I'm just lucky to have these I guess, If i didn't have these I would probably be ignored.... and his geass? Its some sort of messed up story, he got it in some wierd black hole thing... its the same as Lelouch's...
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:o
How the hell did you get here? Oh, and I'll trade you this cake here for a 6-pak of Dr. Pepper!
*Holds up choclate cake*
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" Okay then....oversized...impractical......things....and Omega, no, my Dr.Pepper is mine, wait those things on your chest are supposed to be like....good?
Wierd. Ah well I sent all the remaining pictures of you to the RED base, I shall now get some sleep, and go into every black hole I see. Genius! So I guess ah yes now I see why Blackhook was making sucha fuss over it, well then onto my other human studies!"
Nova then appears behind DEII " Hey since your a doctor and all, what do most of the human males find attractive? You know, so I can blend in with all these humans, this human body is impractical compared to my fiery Super Nova esque body. " Nova points to his dishelved black hair and red eyes and well tanned skin.
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*Sees Nova through a window in Blu base*
Kallen, did you know that Nova isn't human,
:o
you wan't him? I don't think I wanna try to annihilate him anymore.
*continues eating his cake*
Thank god, the cake is not a lie!
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Well... if I didn't have these things on my chest... RMZX probably would've never paid attention to me... After a while he got to know me more for who I was. I love him so much, he was a catch. As was I for him. <3
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Uhhh, Kallen? Are you in a trance or something?
*Waves hand in front of Kallen, getting no response*
I need to find someone to be a medic. B(
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Kallen, still swooning over her love who is far away.
You know why RMZX doesn't like that clone of me? It doesn't have my personality... owo
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[Omega, miiiight wanna check the neo secret files and origins in the fna creations if you want to know what I am,]
Nova was pretty patient waiting to at least say a word to DEII as he grumbled over his machines, so he waited until DEII was done to ask him what he needed.
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(I don't need to know, your not human, thats all I care about)
*Impales Kallen*
*Kallen Respawns*
Better?
Achievement Unlocked: Impalation Master
Hmmm, starting to like these things. [eyebrow]
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Kallen hugs her pillow.
Mmm... RMZX you're too quiet... you need to talk more..
.........
Oh, you seem a little down today... here... does this help?
Kallen pulls her shirt off and hugs the pillow tighter.
Here... let me Smother you with my chest... 0v0
.............
(Its probably best you don't touch her now, shes in a state of homesickness.)
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Uhh, you do realize that i'm still here right?
*snaps*
I've got it! Love! Well I can't help her, I'll just sit here and watch until she comes back to reality and beats the crap out of me for watching.
*writes paper airplane note*
Nova, dude, you gotta get over here and see this!
Omega
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(... I am SERIOUSLY confused now... This is getting a bit too much to take in and handle... I'm out.)
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[Me too. Sorry, guys. Take it somewhere else and let us all get back to the mindless running, gunning and crude humour of TF2 or I'm out of here.]
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[right, so Kallen, stop smothering your pillow with boobage and help me kill Nova!]
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I sure like sitting in this sniping tower...far away from those psychos....Why didn´t I join the Blu team? Oh yeah...Red is the new black
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Omega walks up
Hey, Hook, whenever you see Nova, snipe the [tornado fang] out of him. :)
If it's a problem, just call me and I'll take care of it. 8D
You are screwed Nova :D
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A flying kukri blade barely misses Omega Soldier
Daym...I missed
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:o
I was only asking you to shoot the [tornado fang] out of my rival, what's so wrong with that.
*hold rocket launcher to Blackhook's face*
Well? 8D
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Without a word, Sniper Hook shoot with his rifle outside the window...The bullet got reflected by Various object, before it returned trought the window, I flought next to Hook and then it hit Omega´s hand, making him drop the launcher.
Go and get miss Scout out of her frickin´ room...We´re going on an assault
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:)That'll work.
*Dashes down to Kallens room*
HEY, MISS SMOTHER YOUR PILLOW IN CLEAVAGE, WERE GOING ON AN ASSAULT!
Heh, I just said that out loud for everyone to hear. :V
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Hook was thinking to himself:
/I hope he gets respawned outside...I really need target practise/
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YOU THOUGHT THAT OUT LOUD! >BD
TRY SOMETHING AND I'LL BLOW UP THAT LITTLE TOWER OF YOURS AND THEN REBUILD IT WITHOUT A DOOR!
Achievement Unlocked: Telepathic
Awesome 8)
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Kallen slips her shirt on and starts Whacking everything randomly.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME! JUST SPYCHECKING!
(And uhh, Sorry guys for screwing up the story... I'll try to get it back to normal again. :\)
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(... I am SERIOUSLY confused now... This is getting a bit too much to take in and handle... I'm out.)
(As am I. I'm always two pages behind when ever I log in. :P)
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Wait, have we got a spy? :(
anyways, i'm gonna get my hand fixed up, damn you blackhook and your godly sniping skillz!
See's medical cabinet in flames!
God, we need a janitor who will clean and reorganize stuff without setting it on fire.
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(So, im like the only member for blue? And everyone wants to get off track? *coughkallencough* Really, I dont wanna die, sigh)
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((No, you aren't the only member of Blu. I still am present.))
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( good, then we arent the done for)
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(Hey, it's Red: 5 and Blu: 2, your screwed, because as far as I know no one has left us yet. bVd And Kallen, seriously, enough sex-related stuff, I'm supposed to be the one writing stupid crap on here and making trouble. B( and guys, if you have a problem, don't quit because of it, if you don't like it, get it off your chest, if it hasn't been taken care of by then. -AC
Geez, since when was I being smart? :o)
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(I'm really done with that stuff now)
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(Okay B(
and now back to the plot!)
Last time on Dragonb... RPM FORTRESS! Omega got his hand pwned.
Well, hand's fixed up, hey Kallen, wanna go take down Nova and Sapph while their guard is down?
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Sapph was now sitting on a high perch, drinking a massive cup of coffee and keeping lookout. "Kukukukuku.... Justletthoseredstrytocatchusoffguard." He said to himself, taking a slurp from the mug.
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Omega took a bite of his non-lie cake
Heh, just let those Blu loozers try to catch us trying to catch them off guard. bVd
C'mon Kallen, we've got work to do.
So, Omega snuck through the dark of the night, like batman, only without the bat, and found Nova off guard, so he snuck up behind him.
Heh, too easy.
*Repeatedly shoots Nova in the chest and head and rocket launches him for good measure then dashes away before he can get caught by the sentries*
Heh, should've stuck with Spy, but it's too complicated and doesn't involve as much explosions. 8D
(had to edit, apparently we were typing simultaniusly.)
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Nova tapped Saph on his shoulder. "Hey dude, too much coffee, cut down on it, wait, where did you get that? I dont remember getting some kind of coffee." Nova was too curious to try and not ask. Nova heard sounds of gun shots and saw Omega shoot the Nova dummy repeatadly, then walking toward all the sentries "Wont he learn that SCOUTS do that crap?"
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Wait, that was a dummy, and scouts, KALLEN, SHOOT THIS DUMMY REPEATEDLY FOR ME WHILE ME AND NOVA EXCHANGE PWNAGES!
So, who gets the first shot? Rock paper scissors, flip a coin? screw it.
Omega holds up his launcher and aims, not for nova, but Nova's rocket launcher and asplodes it.
That takes care of that. :V
And then he asplodes Nova, and shoots him, and shovels him, repeat cycle, just until he's dead.
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Nova watches OmegaZ get shot repeatadly by the sentries and runs away (cmon? right now? not nowwww).
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*Gets pissed off at sentries and asplodes all of them*
Nova! Your Going Down!
Omega Holds up his shotgun with one hand and shoots Nova in the face, as Nova's recoiling, Omega runs in and stabs him with his shovel in the "stomach" (or whatever it is that novas have, and, hey, it's a pointy shovel) and blasts 5 rockets straight at him, continually shoots him in the face, shoots more rockets, and rinses and repeats
WHY WON'T YOU DIE?
Until he finally gets pissed off enough and he hops down the roof, and blows up the entire base itself, aaaaand, Nova is still there. B(
Immortal? B(
Well, i'm screwed considering all my EX skills were taken away, along with my ability to load attacks, I have limited ammunition, he won't die, yeah... -AC
Then a brilliant idea pops in his head, he dashes up to him, and severs all body parts from Nova.
Try something now!
Edit: damn, long post, i'll try to keep it shorter from now on. :)
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"Thecoffeeismyownspecialblendandisn'tthereasonItalksofast." Saapph said, tossing the now empty mug aside and pulling out his scattergun. "Timetobringtheheat!"
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TOO SLOW!
By the time Sapph threw his mug aside, Omega had already fired a rocket at him.
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"You'retooslow!" Sapph retorted, avoiding the rocket with relative ease. He ran right up to Omega at full speed. "Sayyourprayersdood!" He shouted, shooting at his target's chest several times.
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Lucky lights up a cigarette and wonders when everything stopped being fun.
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After a few bullets to the chest, Omega dodges and shovel-impales sapph.
Crap that hurt,
He sees Nova respawned
Were even Nova, and a word of advice, during your studies, try to avoid the female personality, it will kill you for real.
And he dashes back to RED
(Yeah Lucky, we have no imagination, that's why.)
(I BLAME KALLEN FOR BRINGING SEX INTO thE GAME)
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[Sooooo....anyone care to tell me what has happened during my absence?]
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[Sooooo....anyone care to tell me what has happened during my absence?]
( No important stuff...this thread will end shortly sooo my advice: BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!)
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[ I agree! *coughKallenandherlilsidekickOmegacoughcough*]
Nova gets his shovel and breaks the fourth wall, transcending everything to total darkness. Nova escapes toward somewhere else THE END. Nobody won, so no one gets pissed or anything.
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[ I agree! *coughKallenandherlilsidekickOmegacoughcough*]
Nova gets his shovel and breaks the fourth wall, transcending everything to total darkness. Nova escapes toward somewhere else THE END. Nobody won, so no one gets pissed or anything.
I was the one who got on Kallen about that.
Anyways, Game Over, Go away now.
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[spoiler=OOC chatter] hey sup, im interrupting
you should use these even though i am remaking them this RP isnt really TF2 so much as RPM+TF2 so the old ones should be alright. besides the new ones are no where near being finished.
http://www.tf2chan.net/roleplay/src/125368807916.png
http://www.tf2chan.net/roleplay/src/125368811450.png
also, you guys have the story all wrong. RPM is already run on a basis of tiny miniskirts, so rebels wanting to make the skirts shorter makes no sense.
also, the maps are far more unique than empty battlefields. i can provide screenshots of some maps via gmod if you just PM me. w/e u do wat u want[/spoiler]
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[Alright, I just want to make a few things clear. The reason that the story got derailed was partly my fault. But not entirely my Fault. After Omega Blasted up BLU base a little bit, I gave him the choice of somebody to be his prize. Then BlackHook Reccomended I used the other 2 as Dancers (A joke I made about how the BLU team was getting more recruits because of slutty dancers outside of their recruitment center while we had a scarecrow with a bikini. Mainly because more people signed up for BLU than RED.) When Nova "Captured" C.C. thats where the massive derailment started. Technically Omega brought the sex thing into the RP, not me. Now lets just Reset, and Forget this little [tornado fang]ing mess ever happened. And don't get on my ass for everything. It wasn't all my Fault.]
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[Yeah yeah I understand now, but it seems just a two on two match, and I have no motivation to keep going, but Ill try to be frequent qaround here, not as much as before, that was crazy. So anyways, how about we try to derail from the storyline a lil bit, but jus tnot go overboard like getting your tonsols beaten by seth and his crazy ass copy moves.]
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[Awww, so the first wall is still in one piece? ;O;
Yeah, but let's try to let everyone else keep up with us, we post way too fast. That's part of the reason a lot of people left.]
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[wall fixed] Nova, being the storyline advancing person he is, swiped Kallen's panties and Omega's godmod swords and started investigating them, bwahahahaha. Leaving a note saying, 'STOLE STUFF FOR INSPECTION kthnx buybie.'
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Huh, thought I left that back in the MMZ dimension a few weeks ago, never mind.
*Steals Nova's shovel*
Sorry, need to shovel up all the feathers that were left over from skinning the turkeys and I didn't wanna get my shovel dirty!
[Happy Almost Thanksgiving Guys!]
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Nova pounced upon the fried frenches that were on the kitchen table, eating them all, alone, since everyone except saphie were alive, Lucky got stolen by some pervert who collected spies and every one else got killed by me. So now I am captain of the BLU base. 'Saphire, could ya get me some coffee?" Said Nova, investigating all the pictures of Kallen she was going to send ro RMZX, "People do this...for others? Interesting." Said the decoy Nova that was investigating the planet.
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As Omega continued shoveling up the feathers he remebered all the good times we all had before this thread got half dead,
(4th wall owned: 1
Yeah, since it was weakened by Nova, it will start getting owned.)
When he finished, he dashed over to Blu base.
Hey, Nova, here is your shovel back, oh and happy thanksgiving,
*shoots Nova in face*'
Let that be a warning, so much as look at my ham tommorow, and there will be more where that came from.
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"Fool, im not in the mood for this." Says Nova, smacking Omega with a shovel "I dont give a [tornado fang]ing damn if your the god of destruction, you sitll have the same HP as me." Explained Nova shooting Omega with a rocket to make him respawn, which it did. "Happy [tornado fang]ing thanksgiving."
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I Realize that, I just don't want you to touch my ham, gawd, happy thanksgiving, and, didn't we have a truce outside of battle anyways?
*Hands Nova a freshly prepared turkey ready for cookin'*
Happy Thanksgiving.