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Well, here we are. Due to popular demand...or simply because a couple of members mentioned the idea and it tickled my heavily ticklish fancy, I, Protoman Blues, have decided to work on creating Rockman Perfect Musical: The Musical For Everlasting Peace! This will not be a part of my normal GoRPM's, as this is separate. It's probably just as silly, and most of the songs will be the always fun, always silly, always catchy parodies that you should be use to reading from Parodying Blues (still PB) after all this time.
I haven't quite fleshed out the story just yet, but the basic premise is that RPM is under attack from an Evil Sonic the Hedgehog fansite called the Scrap Brain Zone. The members of RPM must repel this evil attack or all will be lost. I'm using one RPM member as my main hero, but I'm not telling you who it is yet. That will be revealed later on, as will the majority of whatever crazy, random, twisted story I manage to come up with.
For now though, I shall start using this thread to post the Songs that you will hear in this musical. Can't have a musical without songs. Well, you could, but it would suck-diddily-uck. Just so you know, these songs are not in the order that they will appear in the completed musical.
What Would Protoman Blues Do?
Akira - "Guys, come on. We have to try and find out where Vixy is? What if she was captured? What if she was Roboticized? What if..."
Taiyo - "Calm down, Akira. DZ's missing too. We need to think rationally!"
Flame - "Tai's right. I mean, what would Protoman Blues do?"
Taiyo - "Yeah, what would Protoman Blues do?"
Akira - "He'd know what to do. I wish he were here right now."
Music comes up, and they start break into song! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eDwECOdMCQ)
Akira - ♪ What would Protoman Blues go do if he was here right now?
He'd give a moving speech or two. That's what Protoman Blues would do! ♪
Taiyo - ♪ When Protoman Blues was in the jungle, training Pokemon...
He watched his Cyndaquil, Pyre Heart, beat up on Kangaskhan ♪
Flame - ♪ When Protoman Blues defended girls against some Zombie Bees.
He used his powerful Proto Strike and got a kiss or threeeee! ♪
A, T, F - ♪ So what would Protoman Blues go do if he were here today?
I'm sure he'd rub an ass or two. That's what Protoman Blues would do! ♪
Flame - ♪ I want to be just like P-B.
He is just so in-cred-i-bly se-xy ♪
Taiyo - ♪ And I just want to play some Ping Pong with everyone. ♪
Akira - ♪ For Vixy I'll be an optimist too, cause that's what Protoman Blues would do! ♪
A, T, F - ♪ And what would Protoman Blues go do? He'd call all the members now!
He'd form a search and rescue too! That's what Protoman Blues would do! ♪
Musical Break
A, T, F - ♪ When Protoman Blues traveled to Brinstar and fought the evil Kraid
He kicked his scaly ass and then had Mango Lemonade! ♪
Flame - ♪ And when Protoman Blues banned RockmanKenny, he had a smile on
Cause Protoman Blues just doesn't take [parasitic bomb] from an-y-bod-y... ♪
A, T, F - ♪ So lets call the members together, and fight off Scrap Brain Zone.
And we'll find Vixy & DZ too, cause that's what Protoman Blues would do!
And we'll find Vixy & DZ too, cause that's WHAT PROTOMAN BLUES WOULD DO!
CAUSE THAT'S WHAT PROTOMAN BLUES WOULD DO! ♪
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MORE TO COME! 8)
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You managed to fit every word of the lyrics into that song.... wow, I'm shocked and amazed~ x3
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Pure awesomeness, I can't wait to see where this goes XD
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This wins astronomically! Pure and simple. XD
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I can't wait for the next one.
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This wins astronomically! Pure and simple. XD
^This, but more because I'm in there XD
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That was sexy, PB! Can't wait to see more! 8D
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And so, it begins. XD
Great start by the way.
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Brilliant.
AB-SO-LUTE-LY brilliant. XD
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Can we clap now? Of course we can! *triumphant claps*
Glad to see this come alive! very lol!
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Hope it isn't gay like HSM.... X(
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Hope it isn't gay like HSM.... X(
Are you kidding? I'm writing this, so it'll possibly be even MORE Cockthirsty than HSM! 8D
Also, I'm glad everyone enjoyed that number. I hope you like the next one, if I can finish it tonight.
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Oh well, Its actually more bearable than HSM, because YOU are writing it. XD
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SKY CHILD
At Sky's Neko Cafe, a crowd of the RPMers have gathered after the Scrap Brain Zone has attacked Fort Moonsburg.
Sky Child - "Who do they think they are? Attacking our Fort like that! No one does that to RPM!"
Starry Omega - "Um, Sky?"
Sky Child - "Dammit. This happened on my watch. I've brought nothing but shame and disgrace to RPM!"
Starry Omega - "More M&M's?
Sky Child - "Nah. Just leave me alone. I suck!"
Starry Omega - "You? Suck? Nonsense! Sky, you've got to get a hold of yourself!"
Time To Break Out Into Song, Again (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhG9hKiplfQ&feature=related)
Starry Omega - ♪ Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Sky Child. Looking so emo, it sucks!
Everyone here’d love to be you, Sky Child. Even the guys with big cocks!
There’s no one in town as admired as you. You’re everyone’s favorite bliss!
No one’s as raw and inspiring as you. Cause they don’t...have a love...of PINGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
No.....one’s.....fun, like Sky Child.
No one puns, like Sky Child.
No one's presence shine bright as the sun, like Sky Child.
For there’s no one in town half as silly.
Purrfect, a pure paradigm.
You can ask Vix, Hitomi, or Jelly!
And they’ll say hating you is just simply a crime! ♪
Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ No.....one......draws like Sky Child.
Creates lawls, like Sky Child/ ♪
Starry Omega - No one sketches a sexier jaw than Sky Child ♪
Sky Child - ♪ As an artist, why yes, I’m invigorating ♪
Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ My what a gal, that Sky Child! ♪
Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ When dorks, come forth. When nerds, just go. ♪
Starry Omega - ♪ Sky Child is the best and the rest just all blow! ♪
Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ No.....one.....writes, like Sky Child.
Stays up nights, like Sky Child ♪
Jericho - ♪ No one makes my cock rise to new heights, like Sky Child. ♪
PBPB, Sakura Leic, Wanderer - ♪ For there’s no one as lovely or crazy ♪
Sky Child - ♪ As you see I’ve got PINGAS to share! ♪
Starry Omega - ♪ Not a bit of her art is real lazy! ♪
Sky Child - ♪ Kind of. But every last one could use much more Lens Flare! ♪
Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ No one Scoops, like Sky Child. Yahoo Groups, like Sky Child. ♪
Starry Omega - ♪ In a YouTube match, nobody Poops like Sky Child! ♪
Sky Child - ♪ I’m especially good with Robotnik’s antics...PINGAS! ♪
Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ 10 Nets for Sky Child! ♪
Sky Child - ♪ When I was unknown I drew lots of requests and my excellent plot was unfurled!
And now that I’ve grown I want you all to know I’M THE GREATEST ARTIST IN THE WORRLLDDDD!♪
Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ No.....one.....posts, like Sky Child.
Double posts, like Sky Child. ♪
Starry Omega - ♪ And on MSN nobody boasts, like Sky Child! ♪
Sky Child - ♪ I can even draw great with a mouse. I’m awesome! ♪
Borockman - ♪ Say it again. ♪
Jericho - ♪ With a mouse or a pen. ♪
Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ And we’ll say it once more. Draws like no one before.
She’s a super success, she looks good in a dress.
And can even pull off rainbow socks!
There’s just one girl in town who never ever sucks! ♪
Starry Omega - "And her name’s VermyBug...wait, maybe Doomfool...AngelPit.......Prismman?
Meh."
Everyone - ♪ SKY CHILD! ♪
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I think I'm having way too much fun with this. More to come...
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It just keeps getting better and better. Jer's first line is interesting, to say the least 8D
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Keep having fun with this because your fun = our fun XD
Jer's first line is interesting, to say the least 8D
Indeed 8D
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Lol, this is getting better and better, and yay appearance!
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You've outdone yourself on this one! Keep it up! I can't wait to see more!
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Now this makes me wonder what Lou's, Vixy's, Borock's, mine andothers will be.
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The person I'm most curious to hear is of course, PB. 8D
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Jer's first line is interesting, to say the least 8D
Isn't it though? I can't wait till he reads it! 8D
Also, thanx everyone. I hope to keep going with this for as long as my twisted brain can continue turning me into Parodying Blues! 8)
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*inb4 he changes his name.*
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w-wow, those were so beautiful x3
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8D
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w-wow, those were so beautiful x3
Awww thanx Cephi!
8D
[eyebrow]
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Simply....beautiful! This is pure gold!
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Even I was singing these lyrics during reading this 8D
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Simply awesome to sing along indeed...
Oh man, another brilliant piece PB!
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My words will not describe how awesome this is. So I'll have this broken record player say how awesome it is.
"THIS IS PWNSOME THIS IS PWNSOME THIS IS PWNSOME THIS IS PWNSOME THIS IS PWNSOME THIS IS..."
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I cant believe I didnt notice this topic earlier. this rocks. XD
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As Chaos IX, a new member, has fallen for RPM's other newest mystery member, she talks about it with PBPB and Nobo.
Chaos IX - "It's just that, I'm not sure how to talk to him. I've never been good at opening up. I'm just so, so tame at times."
Noboka - "That sucks. You need to be more honest with your feelings, and more open!"
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - "Luckily, we have the solution to that problem. We know someone who can help you get over that!"
Chaos IX - "Who?"
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - "Two words. Hitomi. Agada!"
Chaos IX - "Who in the what, now?"
A Song Is Brewing Again (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejEVczA8PLU)
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - ♪ Hitomi Agada!
Absolutely not tame. ♪
Noboka - ♪ Hitomi Agada!
She’s got god-like fame! ♪
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - ♪ She’ll tell you off if.....you’re incredibly lame! ♪
PBPB, Nobo - ♪ She’s got honesty...and hot teddies. ♪
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - ♪ Hitomi Agada! ♪
Chaos IX - "Hitomi Agada? Who's that?"
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - "She runs a weapon shack down the way. I work there part time."
Noboka - "She also sometimes goes by the name Nekomata."
Chaos IX - "And she can help me be more open, honest, and all that?"
Noboka - "Without question!"
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - "Absolutely. Why, take Nobo here for example!"
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - ♪ Why, when she was a new Member. ♪
Noboka - ♪ When I was a new MEMBERRRRRR! ♪
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - "Pretty good!"
Noboka - *fingerbangs PBPB*
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - ♪ She found herself lurking on our great IRC.
She was shy and reserved and kinda uneasy. ♪
Noboka - ♪ I was a nervous wreck, until she stepped in.
And she helped...me to find the beauty within!
AND NOW WE DATE! ♪
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - "Oh yeah, they Date!"
Noboka - ♪ And it feels really Great! ♪
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - "Oh, I bet it feels great!"
Noboka - ♪ And I get hot and bothered! ♪
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - "How does it feel?"
Noboka - ♪ When she makes me... ♪
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - "Psst, Nobo. the kids?"
Noboka - "Screw them. Cum Hard"
PBPB, Nobo - ♪ Hitomi Agada!
Absolutely not tame
Hitomi Agada!
She’s got god-like fame! ♪
Chaos IX - ♪ She’ll tell you off if....you’re incredibly lame! ♪
PBPB, Chaos - ♪ She’s got honesty... ♪
Noboka - ♪ And hot teddies! ♪
PBPB, Nobo, Chaos - ♪ Hitomi Agada! ♪
Chaos IX - "Goddamn, I love singing her name! It's catchy!"
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - "It's understandable. Rumor has it that her name, combined with the power of music, causes an untold effect of admiration and possible infatuation."
Chaos IX - "Um, is that true Nobo?"
Noboka - "Anything's possible with Hitomi. That's why we're going to see her now!"
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - "It's a good thing we're not dancing along with the song. Her name, combined with song AND dance could possibly destroy all life as we know it!"
Noboka - "She tends to exaggerate a bit. She is a female PB after all."
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - Am I exaggerating? Or am I so certain that I just blew your mind?"
Chaos IX - "Um...lets..be on our way!" *starts walking* "So, what exactly is she going to tell me?"
Noboka - "Above all else, the truth!"
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - "That's it!"
PBPB, Nobo - ♪ Hitomi. Agada. Hitomi. Agada. Hitomi. Agada. Hitomi. ♪
Chaos IX - ♪ She’ll tell you off if....you’re incredibly lame! ♪
PBPB, Nobo, Chaos - ♪ She’s got honesty...and hot teddies. ♪
Chaos IX - ♪ Hitomi Agada! ♪
PBPB, Nobo - ♪ Hitomi. Agada. Hitomi. Agada. ♪
Chaos IX - ♪ Hitomi Agada.
PBPB, Nobo - ♪ Hitomi. Agada. Hitomi. Agada. ♪
Chaos IX - ♪ Hitomi Agada.
Hitoooooooooomi Agada! ♪
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues - ♪ Hitomi Agada! ♪
Chaos IX - ♪ Hitomi Agada!
Hitoooooooooomi Agada!
HITOMI AGA-GA-DA ♪
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LoL, still more to come. 8)
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Holy [parasitic bomb] Hakuna Matata! that's very clever choice of song! awesome!
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PB, do you have any space left for all of the internets you keep winning? XD
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Totally awesome. Keep up the awesomeness, PB.
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PB, do you have any space left for all of the internets you keep winning? XD
Plenty of room I keep them in the Net Bin (like Scrooge's Money Bin). 8D
Hehe, I'm glad you all like it.
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TRUST IN HER HEART
Protoman Blues is walking towards his Sex Shack with RPM's newest mystery member, SonicRushJet.
Protoman Blues - "I'm telling ya. You're gonna love it here on RPM. We've pretty much got everything you can imagine."
SonicRushJet - "I've gotta say, I'm already impressed. What about Vixy though. I haven't met her yet."
Protoman Blues - "NOBODY SEES THE GREAT VIXY. NOT NOBOBY!"
SonicRushJet - *puzzled*
Protoman Blues - "Only kidding. She's just been busy lately."
SonicRushJet - "But what's she like?"
Protoman Blues - "Oh, am I glad you asked that question! Allow me to explain, in my favorite way!" *with his Ego-Kinesis, suddenly Ninja Lou, DominicanZero and Aresian appear with Drums and Guitars and a mic appears in PB's hands*
It's Song Time, BABY! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEzXFuYN89k)
Protoman Blues - ♪ Puzzle. Rhythm. Fighting
Shooters. Platform. Racing.
Such love for Sidescrolling.
Genres of all kinds.
Beats up Robot Masters
Has Peach floating in the air
Tango transforms for her
And she’ll broadcast it to us!
All the stars she takes; all the moves she makes; all the sexy cakes
I see her kindness for everyone, you and me, all RPM too
She and I are same in the way that we love Rockman games and that won’t change
Her mind’s filled with E-Tanks and 1-Ups. There is no way she can lose.
List of games gets longer - Her generosity grows
She makes lots of ReVixed tracks - Listening to them is a blast
Her game channel’s right this way - I’m gonna watch with others
She’s so hot she’ll make you burn - Now do what she wants you to do
TRUST IN HER HEART, IT’S GONNA BE ALRIGHT
Drawing skills are rising
She’s so mesmerizing
Members hearts are flying
Erasing hate and anger
Her gaming skills are complete and it drives men crazy
All her sexy tricks make me wish, she can have me her own way
List of games gets longer - Her generosity grows
She makes lots of ReVixed tracks - Listening to them is a blast
Her game channel’s right this way - I’m gonna watch with others
She’s so hot she’ll make you burn - Now do what she wants you to do
TRUST IN HER HEART...AND YOU’LL SEE... ♪
(Bad-Ass Guitar Solo)
♪ She just won’t stop, spreading joy and beauty for us
Her heart transforms her into the great, Super Heart Vixy
She makes lots of ReVixed tracks - Listening to them is a blast
She’s so hot she’ll make you burn - Now do what she wants you to do
GOTTA TRUST IN HER HEART, DUDE
List of games gets longer - Her generosity grows
She makes lots of ReVixed tracks - Listening to them is a blast
Her game channel’s right this way - I’m gonna watch with others
She’s so hot she’ll make you burn - Now do what she wants you to do
TRUST IN HER HEART, IT’S GONNA BE ALRIGHT
TRUST IN HER HEART!
TRUST IN HER HEART! ♪
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[tornado fang]. YES. Open Your Heart for glorious justice. XD
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Lol at Jelly's namechange, bigger lol @ the awesome Open Your Heart parody. Can we expect to see Live & Learn? :)
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Lol, this name change is confusing! 8D
Awesome guitar solo there!
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The best one for far...
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Thanx everyone. I'm glad you all like this one. I hope Vixy will like it too! owo
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It just keeps getting better and better! owo
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Wow, PB... Just wow...
Hakuna Matata... And Open your Heart...
Awesome. Just awesome... 8)
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nya, seriously now, amazing x3 So creative and funny~ ^^b
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The best part is, the lyrics fits, and everything on it is true~ :3
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*has no words to express awesomeness*
Just...awesome. The lyrics fit perfectly yet again.
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I'm glad everyone likes it, especially the very same Vixy with whom the song was all about! XD
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Are you trying to kill me with laughter? If so, the cops are alread on their way. 8)
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Are you trying to kill me with laughter? If so, the cops are alread on their way. 8)
That would explain the sirens I heard earlier before signing back on! 8D